That moment you realize you're awake.

".....and then we decided to stay together." Celestia finished "and well, long story short, we agreed this would be the best way to tell you, so you wouldn't lock Seethe in an insane asylum."

Mom and Dad just sat dumbfounded. In a total famine of words. "S-so, you and Seethe are.....umm....dating?" Mom asked.

"Yes." Celestia said.

Dad smiled "Seethe, I swear, it's like every year you make me a little bit prouder. First becoming a professional comedian and now.....your dating a Princess. This is just.....amazing! No other words for it!" My Dad jumped up and gave me a tight hug.

"Ack! Dad...your.....crushing....my....lungs!" I choked out from inside the hug.

He released me. "Wait....I need to get my camera!" He said excitedly "No pony would believe this with out proof!" he said jogging upstairs.

I looked at my mom who appeared to just be smiling. "Mom? Your awfully silent." I stated.

"I'm sorry, Seethe, this is a lot to process and I'm just getting lost in my thoughts. With every marefriend you've ever had and introduced to us, I've always found myself imagining what the babies would look like. If you two get that far, I almost hope they're Alicorns." Mom said. "They would have a beautiful mother and a handsome father."

Celestia blushed. "Please, Mrs.Flicker, we've only be together for a few days."

"And hopefully many many more." Mom said. "Well. I must get back to dinner. You're both welcome to stay and eat. We might not be able to provide seconds though, Sugar Song is bringing over a friend, I'm sure they'll both be shocked to see you two."

"Oh, Mrs.Flicker, do you have a guest bedroom we could stay in? We'll only be here for a few days." Celestia stated.

"Sure, you two can stay in Seethe's old bedroom. We turned it into a guest bedroom when he went off to college." Mom stated. It's upstairs last door, straight down the hall" she said to the Princess, she looked at me. "Seethe, so hanky panky."

My mouth fell wide open at the last statement. Did she really just say? Celestia giggled and blushed.

"Mom!" I whispered in a harsh whisper.

"What? You might be dating the princess, and I may want you to settle down and have babies, but I don't want the babies conceived under my roof!" Mom scolded.

"Mrs.Flicker I assure you we were not going to." Celestia lied blushing.

"Okay then." Mom said appearing satisfied and going to the kitchen.

Dad came down the stairs quickly. carrying his camera. "Uh...Princess could you do that thing you did to Seethe a minute or two ago and let me get a picture."

"Absolutely." Celestia said giving me a dirty/sexy look. Her horn glowed and for the 4rth time my rear end and tail were yanked out from under and I was nearly to dropped to the floor, however Celestia caught me with her right fore hoof and pressed us together. Her tongue nearly went down my throat as my dad snapped a picture.

Celestia released me and got me back on all fours again.

"Do they sell the Canterlot Times here?" I asked.

"Yeah." Dad answered "Your in it aren't you?"

"Probably front page since it's Princess Celestia AND me. Doing exactly what we just did here."

"Seethe, I've told you this once before, you can just say Celestia. There is no need to use my formal title."  Celestia scolded.

"Yes, Princess Celestia." I teased.

"Seethe!"

"Fine, fine, Celestia." I said.

There was a soft knock on the door. "I got it." I said going back to the front door.

I opened the front door and saw Sugar Song, who was just close to half a foot shorter than me. She had a friend with her. Another mare, she had  a yellow coat and long pink hair and seemed to not look me in the eyes or even really look at me at all.

"Hey, sis."I greeted "Who's the friend?" I asked.

She was clearly shocked to see me "Seethe? Why are you here?"

"I was introducing my new marefriend." I said.

"Oh who is she? I'd thank Celestia if she's any better than your last." Sugar song said.

"Thank me for what?" Celestia asked peaking her head into the hall.

My sister had the same reaction as my parents upon seeing Celestia. Her friend however had a slightly different one.

"Oh my! Princess Celestia! What-what are you doing here?" she asked in a near whisper.

My sister had tried to form a similar sentence afterwards but was cut off when Celestia answered the shy one's question. Instead of doing that silly kissing pose we did for my parents and the press, Celestia just pulled my head to hers and practically shoved her tongue in my mouth. My sister and her friend gasped. The shy one blushed and looked away quickly. My sister just stared.

"That is my favorite way to tell anypony about us." Celestia said to me. We turned to my sister and her friend.

"W-well I suppose this is better than dating any member of your fan club." Sugar song said, while like everypony else, at a sort of loss for words. I mean really, WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU SEE SOMEPONY JUST MAKING OUT WITH A PRINCESS?!

'Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh' is one choice.

Another is: 'DAAAAAAAYMMMMMNNNN'

And one last (the one I'd probably use) 'NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEE!'

Anyhow. My sister a completely stunned still. Her friend seemed....embarrassed?

Before anything else could be said my mom called us all to the kitchen. "Dinner is done everypony! Please come take a seat in the dinning room!"

We all obeyed. My sister and her shy friend still looked confused.

The dinning room had a large table that could, on a very busy event seat 8. 2 on each long side of the wooden table and 2 on each end. Celestia and I took up one of the ends. Sugar Song and her friend took up one seat each, sitting across from each other, and my mom and dad sat at the opposite end from Celestia and I. In a way it was sort of a family dinner. Mom had prepared a sort of corn chowder and a rather large dish of it. She levitated the dish onto the center of the table and sent 1 bowl to each of us. Then  a large wooden spoon went into the main dish and began scooping some of the soup into each of our bowls.

A metal spoon went to each of our bowls. Celestia and I were first to receive our soup and spoons.

Celestia was first sip a spoon full of her soup. She hummed a delighted tune.

"This is delicious Mrs.Flicker." Celestia complemented.

"Thank you, Princess, that means alot coming from you." Mom said "I'm afraid I can't share the recipe though. Family secret."

I leaned over and whispered into Celestia's ear. "I know the recipe, I can show to make it."

"Seethe! Don't show the Princess that recipe! Or else there'll be a forced wedding!" Mom scolded.

"Alright I'll just tell her one of the ingredients." I said to mom, I looked back to Celestia. "Corn." I said.

Celestia held her spoon before her and looked at the little pieces of corn. "You don't say."

I realized something I didn't know the name of Sugar Song's shy friend. Who ate silently.

I looked at her. "I don't think you introduced yourself."

"Oh, me?" She asked in a whisper.

"Yes." I said.

"I'm uhh...Fluttershy." She said shyly.

"Pleasure to meet you." I said.

"Fluttershy" Celestia whispered "Sounds familar....umm. Fluttershy? Your friends with Twilight right?"  she asked.

"Yes, ma'am." Fluttershy answered.

"If you see her later tonight, do not tell her of Seethe and I, I want it to be a surprise. " Celestia said.

"Yes, ma'am." Fluttershy then returned to her soup.

Celestia looked over at me and saw I was almost finished. She watched as I finished off my soup. Then she leaned in and whispered something in my ear. "Would you like to retire to the bedroom right after I'm finished?"

"Sure." I responded in a whisper. "Eat fast."

Celestia began to eat quickly. My Mom and Dad were talking with Sugar song about college for her. Fluttershy had finished her soup.

I felt and urge to pee. "Excuse me." I said politely standing then walking upstairs to the bathroom.

My Dad had a question to ask Celestia. "Ummm....Princess? I hope you don't mind us asking, but why Seethe?"

"Well, as I said earlier, I was simply being polite and bought him a drink or two. It wasn't until later, when he started to loosen up due to the alcohol, that I realized he was quite nice, charming, and even with alcohol intelligent. Then the next morning I suggested we start dating and he agreed." Celestia said.

"Awe, how sweet" Mom said

I came down the stairs again and took my seat with Celestia at our end of the table. She was almost finished with her food now. I decided I might as well take my bowl to the kitchen sink. I levitated it with me as I walked through the door way into the kitchen.

As I sat my bowl in the sink I suddenly shocked to hear a voice behind me.

"You know I'm proud of you right?"  Dad said from behind me.

I turned around quickly. "Hey, Dad. What's up?"

"I just wanted to congratulate you again on....you know."  He gestured back to the dinning room. "I remember all those mares from your fan club you dated. I remember the ones you brought here, they all seemed...off. But going from crazy to Royal....just......wow." Dad said.

"Thanks Dad." I said with a smile.

"I think she really likes you." Dad said "Although, here's a good question. Do you have the same feelings for her?"

"Absolutely." I said confidently.

Celestia closed the door to the guest bedroom and locked the door for safety. I was laying in the bed already, quite comfortable. Celestia came over to be and climbed in with me. Celestia got close to me and wrapped her hooves around me. She began kissing my cheek.

"Mmmmmmm." She hummed lightly.

"You know my parents are right down the hall, right? And my sister is right beneath us?" I asked.

"I can be quiet if that's what your getting at." She whispered.

She continued kissing my cheek. She began to get a little impatient. "Come on, darling."

She pouted. Then smiled "How about a massage?"

I now pouted "Fine."

Celestia put her back to me. I really didn't know where to begin.

"I've......never really given a massage of any sort. " I admitted.

"If you don't want to give me a massage, there's always....." Celestia began turning her head as far back as she could to look at me through the corner of her eye.

"Never mind." I said quickly. I leaned in close to her and began kissing her. I wrapped my hooves around her back, the sent my right fore hoof down to her groin and began rubbing her.

"How's this?" I asked in a tender whisper.

"P-perfect" Celestia whispered quietly.

I kept rubbing her until she began to get wet. I smiled upon feeling her get moist. She turned her head and smiled at me as well. Her horn glowed and she sent her crown to the night stand on her side. She let out a squeal as I pushed my hoof into her as far as I could go. She let out a pleasured moan.

"Ohhhh, best massage in Equestria!" She moaned quietly.

I grinned and then pulled her back onto me and she rolled over. She looked me in the eyes and gave me the most beautiful smile.

"Is the massage over?" She asked with a smile. Her horn glowed, and all the lights went out, and the covers were pulled over us.

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