That moment you realize you're awake.

Sorry about the short chapter!

"Oh, hello Rainbow Dash." Twilight said when Rainbow Dash came into her view.

"Twilight, is HE here?" Pinkie Pie asked in a tone that sounded angry.

"Who? Do you mean Seethe?" Twilight asked.

"Yes, him! Where is he!?" She asked.

"Oh, he's right in here on the sofa." Twilight said stepping aside.

My heart stopped. In a moment of panic I used magic and took the image of any pony I could think of.  Apparently the disguise I took was of Princess Luna.  Celestia noticed and raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything.

When Pinkie came into view I nearly had a heart attack. A cyan pegasus followed, who I assumed was Rainbow Dash. Pinkie looked at the couch and directly at me. Her mane was poofy as ever. She stared Princess Celestia and I down, giving the Princess an evil face.

"Hello, Princess Luna and........Princess Celestia...." She scowled at Celestia. "Where's Seethe Master?"

"He......left." I said in Luna's voice.

"He did?" Pinkie scowled at me. "He left eh? Princess Luna, can I see you fly?" she asked probably remember that I could put on these cosmetic disguises. Any appendages (like wings) I do not have, but the disguise has, I can not use. At all.

"What did you request of me?" I asked, trying to remember to stick to a near old-timey dialect, since Luna had been banished for 1000 years.

"Can you just a fly or hover? You know with your wings? I want to see if your wings flap fast than Rainbow Dash's."Pinkie said.

I gulped. "I'm sorry, but I must decline." I said in Luna's voice "I........have to poop."

Celestia face hoofed.

Twilight face hoofed.

Rainbow Dash was about to explode from laughter.

Pinkie Pie backed away. With a creeped out look about her.

"Oh......kay........then..." Pinkie Pie said unsure of what to say.

Pinkie left shortly after I used the word 'Poop'. Celestia and I left shortly after, I kept the Luna disguise until we got to my parents home again at lunch. At the doorstep Celestia said:

"How did you do that?" She asked. "I'm not sure I could do that."

"Old secret of mine." I said "One time I went up on stage as a bartender from the club I was working at"

"Interesting." Celestia said "Self made spell?"

"Of course." I answered "Self made is usually the best." I held the door open and let Celestia in first. We went into the living room, I saw my Father and Mother, each on the sofa. Noses in their books. I was always amazed my parents book wormy-ness had never rubbed off on me.

"Hello, Dad, hi Mom." I greeted, before they could look up, my horn gave a glow and I took on the appearance of Celestia. It took me just a second to get used to the height and mane difference we had. Celestia was slightly taller than I was normally. It felt weird to have a mane that was constantly moving. But I showed no sign of even noticing these differences.

"Oh hi....Princess Celestia and Other Princess Celestia?" Dad said as he looked up from his book confused.

"Good day" I said using Celestia's voice. "May I ask, what's for lunch?"

"Ummm.....well I was going to make.....some salads....." Mom said just as confused as Dad.

Celestia tossed a confused look to me, I tossed the same look, at the same time.

"This is....odd." Celestia and I said in unison. "Stop. Stop it. Seethe stop." we continued in perfect unison.

"Okay, Princess and Princess. I'm going to go make lunch." Mom said rising up and walking out of the room into the kitchen.

"Yeah.....you do that,honey.......okay.......which one of you is Seethe?" Dad asked.

Celestia pointed a hoof to me. I did the same.

This was fun.

"Fine. Seethe. You got a letter. Something about a new job. Here in Ponyvile." Dad said levitating folded up letter. "Now. Which one of you is Seethe?"

I finally held up a hoof and gave a flash back to my normal form. Dad gave me the letter. I read it over quickly.

It was probably the only club in Ponyvile. And they were offering me 2000 bits just for a 2 hour performance! Amazing!

I gave a large smile.

"Well that's just dandy." I said with a large smile.

"What is it?" Celestia asked.

"It's a new job. And..........I have an idea for a new act." I said giving Celestia big grin.

Later that night, we were in bed, in the guest room.  I was explaining a few ideas I had for the act to Celestia. Who politely listened.

"You know, if you do agree to this, I think it could easily make my act 223.6422% better." I said.

"223.6422?" Celestia asked.

"Yes." I said.

"Why 223.6422%?" Celestia asked.

"Because." I said.

"Because? Why?" Celestia asked.

"Because 223.6422 is an awesome number." I said. "So, what do you say? Will you be my comedy assistant?" I asked smiling at her.

"Absolutely" Celestia answered bowing her head slightly.

"Yes!" I said in an excited whisper. This was going to make comedy history. Princess Celestia teaming up with a master comedian. It's insanity!