Pinkie Pie breaks the fourth wall in more ways than one.

No, seriously. It's like sixteen walls!

...maybe you should square that.

This fic is the result of finding out about F*** THIS PROMPT 16 on the same day of the deadline with an all but glorious prompt:

A character breaks the fourth wall

and writing it in a sleep deprived mess after already stressing out over Jinglemas Secret Santa and two other collabs.

It's 3 in the morning and I have a major headache coming on.

Enjoy.