Twilight has Had Enough!

by Dark_Star777

Rating: mature
Tags: Rarity (EqG), Porn, Rainbow Dash (EqG), Spike, Comedy, Equestria Girls, Sex, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Human
Length: 2880

Twilight gets sick of complaints and other random nonsense, so she does something naughty.

After a long day of hearing nonsensical complaints, Princess Twilight decides to go to the human world to blow off some steam. Unfortunately for her though, it doesn't go according to plan, and her aggravation reaches a new high, causing her to do something nobody would possibly expect her to do.

Published 2017-12-25 01:00:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-12-25 01:00:06 UTC

"Sometimes, I just don't care"

"Thank you, we'll see to it that this matter gets resolved as quickly as possible" Spike answered, seeing a random earth pony out the door with a fixed smile upon his scaly face. Of course, one didn't have to be a genius to see that he was simply faking it for appearances sake. Once the individual stallion was outside of the castle though, he slammed the door shut and sighed before returning to Twilight's side, the purple pony princess having just as much of a headache as he did at this moment.

"Spike, why do ponies feel the need to come to me to complain about what happens in town? Do we not have any other places in Ponyville for that to be done instead? Town hall, the mayor's office, anything else like that?" Twilight complained, a hoof wiping her forehead as she sighed. The last week straight had been filled with multiple ponies coming to see Her Highness about various things that needed to be done in town. While she had been fine dealing with a few of the problems presented, Twilight had to do everything in her power to keep from showing her annoyance at some rather....petty complaints.

"Seriously, 'his spot at the park got taken'? Who in Equestria thinks that's a complaint that needs to be brought up to major government officials, let alone a princess?" Twilight then complained, her wings flaring with a scowl on her face as Spike handed her an ice pack for her head.

"I dunno, but I'm getting pretty tired of it myself. Getting up for the door ringing every time just eats up all of my free time, and it gets hard to take them seriously after a while" Spike added, taking a deep breath as he couldn't believe how petty some ponies could be.

"I'm not even certain I technically have much authority in this town in the first place. The closest thing I ever did for town hall was help fix the darn building after the last time it got destroyed, and even that wasn't as a princess" Twilight sighed, adjusting the ice pack slightly. Spike just shrugged his shoulders as he could hear knocking on the door again, causing a sigh to escape their mouths as the drake started heading back down to try and deal with it.

"Wait, Spike, I...." Twilight sighed. "I don't want you to answer it. I'm tired of hearing complaints, and I know for a fact that you don't want to either. You just see what they want at the door, take a message, and then send them away" Twilight told him to do. Spike just nodded his head to his orders and headed back down to the main entrance one last time. While that was being dealt with though, Twilight could hear a ringing coming from the other room. Soon enough, she got up trot on over towards the sound, thinking that it was something that could actually be worth hearing.

Rounding the corner in her castle, she found herself in the portal room. It used to be a guest room originally, but after the threat of the Dazzlings became known to her, she had the whole room converted to better suit the mirror and the machine just beside it. Resting atop her devices though was the journal that she used to communicate with Sunset Shimmer, watching it glow purple and vibrate. Seeing that happen would've normally made her feel ecstatic to talk with her friend across dimensions, but this time around, it had actually made her feel a little bit curious.

When trying to use her magic simply agitated her headache, Twilight decided to simply pick up the message book in her teeth, the vibrating sensation actually making her headache worse regardless. With a groan, she dropped the book on the floor, mentally cursing herself for doing something so blasphemous. After that little moment, she flipped the book open using her hoof, finding Sunset's most recent message with a little smile on her face.

'Hey Twilight, what's up?' the message read, Twilight simply smirking at it before she found a nearby pen and grabbed it with her teeth.

'Just dealing with some complaints again. Honestly, these ones are even worse than yesterday, and it's starting to get on my last nerve' Twilight wrote, forgoing any proper need to be nice about it. The last one was just an annoyance that she didn't need to waste time on, so why bother pretending?

'Yeesh, sounds like trouble' Sunset messaged back. Twilight could already picture the cringing expression on her friend's face, especially when considering just how much of a problem it really was.

'It was. I mean, I love Ponyville, and I do want to help ponies out here, but it just gets to be too much sometimes' Twilight messaged back, the feeling of getting all this off her chest helping out immensely with her mood.

'If that's the case, why not fire up the portal and come over to visit? I've got plenty of space in my apartment, and it's the perfect time for us both' Sunset then offered. Just seeing that idea lit up Twilight's whole face as she smiled, messaging back faster than before.

'I'd love to! I'll be over right away!' Twilight then messaged back, a huge smile on her face as she put the pen back and started levitating the book into place. As she was setting up her devices though, Spike came in, holding up a few papers in his claws as he finally found the princess of friendship.

"Oh, there you are, Twilight! Listen, I need you to-" Spike started before Twilight put a hoof over his mouth, completely ignoring the normal need to see whatever he had for her.

"Oh no, I need you to keep the complainers busy for the next few hours. Sunset just invited me there, and honestly speaking? I might just scream if I hear one more petty complaint today" Twilight interrupted, using her magic to finish the last few specific procedures necessary to activate the portal, the mirror soon shimmering brilliantly as she smiled and clapped her hooves together.

"But Twilight-"

"No buts, Spike. Just tell them I headed out on official royal business, and that I won't be back until tomorrow. See you later!" Twilight answered as she just jumped right through the portal, much to Spike's annoyance.

"This was just Cheerilee wanting to get some new supplies for the school!" Spike yelled into the portal before sighing. He put the papers onto the nearest desk, knowing that Twilight would be back and take a look at them later. For now though, he had a hot date with a bucket of ice cream and a big stack of comic books.

Standing on the opposite end of the portal was none other than Sunset Shimmer herself, accompanied by Rainbow Dash and Rarity. The three girls seemed to be having a conversation before Sunset's cell phone started to vibrate in her skirt pocket. The unicorn-turned-human grabbed said phone and scowled at the message.

"Something up, Sunny?" Rarity asked, a somewhat concerned expression looking towards her as Sunset sighed and put her phone away.

"My landlord needs to talk to me personally for something. Don't know why he can't just call me over it, but I guess it's just something serious. You guys wait here for Twilight though, she's gonna need someone around since she doesn't have a phone" Sunset answered as Rainbow just shrugged her shoulders and nodded at her, watching her head off and hop onto her motorcycle in the school parking lot. As she went and zoomed off down the street though, the portal was seen rippling somewhat. Rainbow approached it slowly, bending down slightly to look at the shiny surface for a moment before a purple human girl suddenly flew out and landed right on top of her.

"Oh dear!" Rarity gasped as she watched the event transpire, Rainbow just breathing in the scent of Twilight Sparkle as felt her heavy breasts resting upon her face, giving her reason to blush as the princess herself was rubbing her head with a hand, her expression pained as she groaned.

"Mental note, never travel through dimensions when you have a headache" Twilight groaned as soon realized who she was on top of. "Oh my gosh!" Twilight gasped as she suddenly leaned back, Rainbow taking a deep breath of regular air for the time being, though her face was still tinged with pink cheeks and and had a naughty smile on her face.

"You know, you could've just asked and I would've been able to help with these" Rainbow smirked, putting her hands upon Twilight's proud, DD-sized chest. Twilight though wasn't as amused as she soon got up, huffing a little bit as Rainbow just went and laughed it off, soon getting up herself. Rarity seemed to giggle about it as well.

"Please, Twilight, darling, you shouldn't let yourself get so hot under the collar. Of course, it could certainly be said that you could use a new collar, if not a new outfit altogether" Rarity then said, though that didn't seem to resonate well with Twilight, whom of which gave her a dirty look in return.

"Rarity, you know I love you and all, but can you please spare me the commentary on fashion this time? I have a slight headache, and once again, I've no idea why it is that the portal dresses me in these clothes. It's the same kind of confusion as to why it makes me roughly 17-18 when I'm actually 27" Twilight soon answered, taking a moment to look around as she suddenly remembered what she had come over for. "Also, where's Sunset?" she then asked, suddenly feeling a little bit confused at the sudden lack of her bacon-haired friend.

"She said something about her landlord wanting to see her. Didn't really explain anything else about it though" Rainbow took the liberty of explaining, though it didn't seem to help Twilight in the slightest. The princess of friendship just sighed and rubbed her temples as she could already feel her headache getting worse for a moment.

"Okay, it's fine. I'm sure it was quite urgent if she had to leave without telling me about it, and I rushed over here anyway" Twilight muttered, looking in the direction that she knew Sunset's apartment complex was located.

"If it isn't too much trouble, Twilight, might you explain what has you so...upset?" Rarity then asked, Twilight simply taking a deep breath while using Cadance's breathing technique, finding herself calming down by quite a bit in the process.

"The past week or so was basically just wasted hearing complaints from all kinds of citizens back home. There are just two problems with it though; the complaints are almost always really petty, and they keep on going to me when Ponyville has its own mayor and town hall to bring the complaints to anyway. All that I wanted to do was just spend a little time where the problems wouldn't reach me is all, but it seems like little things tend to build up more than I had figured" Twilight answered, taking a big huff of air. Rainbow and Rarity just looked towards one another in concern for their friend as Rainbow just put a hand upon her shoulder.

"Trust me, we know what it's like to have a ton of little problems turn into one big problem outta nowhere. You just gotta not let it get to you is all" Rainbow advised, her voice soft and surprisingly mature, impressing Twilight a little bit as she took in a breath of relief.

"Exactly. You just need to take things easy and relax every now and again" Rarity added, Twilight actually smiling at the girls with a better feel to her heart.

"Thanks girls, I really needed that" Twilight answered them, taking the time to give both girls a big hug as she just let all of her problems melt away from that. Rainbow and Rarity soon returned the favor a moment later, hugging her back with full force before breaking off with smiles and giggles all around. "Alright, this is the right way to Sunset's place, right?" Twilight then asked as she turned around, but as luck would have it, her boot caught something on the ground as she suddenly found herself tripping in slow motion. Everything seemed to turn black and white as the next thing she knew became nothing but cold, hard concrete knocking the wind out of her. Speaking of wind, a very convenient breeze suddenly blew in her direction, pushing up her miniskirt and showing off her panty-clad butt, big and round, and protected by the sight of horizontal white and pink stripes. Rarity's entire face went red, but Rainbow laughed and did a little wolf whistle, clearly impressed by the sight.

"Dang, I didn't know that you were a stripey kind, Twi. Pity I didn't get to see this part of you sooner" Rainbow teased, unaware of how this was the last straw for the princess. Twilight scowled angrily, growling practically as she started picking herself up. "Uh....You alright?" Rainbow then asked, suddenly feeling a little bit worried.

"No. I'm not alright, Rainbow. I'm hurt right now, but that doesn't seem to bother you, not as long as you get to see some underwear" Twilight angrily spoke up as she turned around, hands around the front of her skirt as she pulled it up, showing off her panties openly as red decorated her cheeks. "So here, go ahead and take in the sights!" Twilight then yelled angrily as Rarity covered her all-red face with her hands, Rainbow being red-faced as well.

"Twilight, darling, maybe you-"

"Oh that's right, you hate these clothes I'm stuck wearing anyway, Rarity. Let's just go ahead and fix that too" Twilight interrupted before the fashionista could say what she needed. Without any warning, Twilight grabbed hold of the front of her shirt and then started pulling it apart, the sounds of fabric tearing being practically deafening as buttons flew everywhere, the old Victorian-age blouse being ripped right down the middle. Rainbow's jaw dropped faster than a cinderblock off a roof at the sight of Twilight doing such a thing, showing off a striped bra that had the same pattern as Twilight's panties, but the way they almost made her astonishingly big breasts even bigger managed to really get her attention. It didn't take long before Twilight then did the same with her skirt, grabbing hold of it by the zipper on the side and pulling it apart. Rarity all but completely fainted at the sheer sight of it, and Rainbow felt herself incredibly aroused as well, eyes wide at the sight. Tattered fabric was left on the floor as the princess angrily presented herself to the two, but neither of them could really manage to pull off a thought.

"Here, have a treat anyway since all you seem to care about is the human body. I can't even figure out why this body is so attractive anyway, so teach me" Twilight huffed as she grabbed hold of her bra by the cups and pulling it apart too, tearing it down as she released her breasts to the open breeze, a nearby car driver watching with wide eyes as he swerved in the road, crashing his car into a nearby street light. By the time Twilight had her fingers in the center of her panties, Rarity had actually tried to get her to stop, only to be too late as she watched her purple friend rip a hole straight down the center, the hole forming spreading all the way up to the waistband, where Twilight had a little bit of difficulty. Eventually though, she tore apart the waistband and the remains of it joined the rest of the shredded fabric on the ground, Twilight presenting her now nude form to her friends' human counterparts with a lot of angry breathing, her whole face red.

"Here, are you happy now!?" Twilight seethed angrily, Rarity and Rainbow looking at her with completely stunned expressions. Rarity's eyes rolled back in her head as she fell back, fainting upon the pavement while Rainbow was reduced to a babbling mess at the sight of her friend's naked body. It was shaped like a purple hourglass with how huge her breasts were, and her hips didn't really lie either with how wide and round they were, wrapping it up with her waistline unfairly thin and perfect. It was all Rainbow could do to simply ignore the wetness between her legs at the moment, her breath escaping her as her mouth tried to form some semblance of words. "Good! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading off to Sunset's right now, cause I really don't wanna stay here much longer!" Twilight all but screamed as tons of passers-by stopped to watch, tons of car crashes being heard in the background as Twilight stomped her naked ass down the road, showing off how her ass was just as perky and big as her breasts were.

Author's Note

Merry Christmas everybody!