Doctor what?

by Wilhelm

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Random, Crossover, Doctor Whooves, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 13643

Twlight and the gang meet a certian pony.

One of Twlights Experiments goes wrong and a certian Pony is brought into the Mix.
Adventure awaits.

Published 2011-12-11 06:29:39 UTC
Last updated 2012-01-15 22:00:22 UTC

Another Day in Ponyville.

MLP FIM AND Doctor who belong Hasbro and the BBC.
Picture by Girl on the Moon deviant art.

It was a warm day in ponyville, not that you'd have noticed as it was generally quite warm in ponyville's summer. Today was a particularly fine day, the sun was shining the birds were singing and the rabbits were playing in the fields, all was well, well except for that flying wrench (but hey beggar’s can't be chooser's. Now on to the story.)

The wrench landed with a metallic thud as it impacted into a nearby tree stump, the noise startling the nearby rabbits into flight.
Although there were many wrenches in the world, this particular wrench belonged to a certain purple unicorn mare that at this moment was tearing the Apple family's barn to shreds.

The said unicorn was pacing around in a circle, occasionally levitating iteams only to throw them down in digust.

"Come on, come on it has to be here somewhere" She asked herself while desperately looking around.

"Maybe, argh no.. what about... still nothing, argh why can't I find it" The mare quickened her pace, the edges of her main had gone frizzy and her left eye was twiching rapidly.

"If I can't find it then who knows what Celestia will do, she might fail my assignment to make friends in ponyville and recall me back to Canterlot, then I'll never see my friends again."

She started pacing around faster, in server danger of carving a groove into the floor at her current pace.

"Or maybe she'll kick me out of her School for Gifted Unicorns; or jail me, or exile me, or exile me then jail me, or maybe she'll turn me into a statue then exile me then jail me." At the end this rant, the mare collapsed into a pitiful pile of purple, her eyes drooping as the very nature of life, hope, fled from them like rats from a sinking ship.

" Wwwwwhhhhyyyyyy can't I find the stupid part" Wailed the mare, smashing her head repeatedly into the dirt floor in a futile attempt to somehow learn the location of the much needed part, with did nothing, aside from turn her mane into a trainwreck and leave a small face shaped dent in the solid dirt floor of the barn.

While this redecoration of the barns floor from flat to lumpy was taking place, the barns owner, having heard the racket, burst into the room to investigate.
"Now what is tarnation is all this racket about?" She bellowed the country mare. "I don't know who y'all think you are, wrecking my barn like this, if you so much as... oh Twilight, what in Celestia's name y'all doing in my barn?"

"I... erm... well" Twilight sighed, she might aswell come out with it, there was no lying to Applejack. "I need spare parts for one of my experiments and this was the only place I could think of to get them." Twilight spat out while rubbing her hoof on the floor"

Applejack couldn't help but let out a small smile, Twilight was nearly as big a drama queen as Rarity at times but only nearly, nopony could get as worked up over small things like the fashionista did.

Twilight looked on, unable to see what was so funny, noticing this, AppleJack trotted over and put a hoof on Twilight's shoulder.

"Why shucks, if thats all Yall be wanting, then why didn't you just ask?" AJ said with a chuckle. "It would have saved us a bucket load a' trouble. Now, tell lil' AppleJack here, what y'all be needing"

"Thanks" And with that Twilight disappeared in a flash of light.
As soon as Twilight vanished Applejack ran over to a concer of the barn that had somehow been left untouched by the purple hurrican that had just swept through.
Quickly searching through the nearest stack of hay, that was been kept for winter she found what she was looking for.
A crate.
But not just any crate, this create was special, as held within was Applejack's strongest cider.
Apon seeing it's undamaged form she felt her knees you weak as she momentarily collapsed to the floor.
Quickly regaining her senses, she skillfully undid the hatch pulled out a bottle of cider. As she pulled it out of its dark prision a beam of light struck the bottle, the light refracted outwards, bathing Applejack in a ray of Goldern goodness.
"I'm sure happy that Twi' didn't find these, Now that would have been hard to explain"

Rarity's Carousel Boutique.
To say Rarity's day had been awful would have been an uderstatement, armageddon would have been a better way to describe how her day had gone.
It had started out so simple; Sweetie bell's friends were coming round to practise sowing to see if that was their talent and like the fool she was Rarity had agreed to help. In only 10 minutes her beautiful shop had been reduced to ruin, her new dresses had been turned into series of parachutes, for what she shuddered to think. Apple Bloom had somehow managed to stick both herself and Scootaloo to the ceiling and Sweetie Belle had just destroyed her antique Reign-issance clock, how could this day get any worse?
Apparently it could.
At the exact moment she had about to launch into a barrgae of insults towards the 3 fillies, she heard the unmissable ding of her shop door opening, quickly composing herself she rushed over and automatically said her usual welcome. "Raritys Carousel Boutique, where fashion is allways near, how can I help you".
"Urm...Rarity it's me Fluttershy, we were... urm it's just that you said that... urm.. we were going to the spa, not that its important."
The realisation hit Rarity like a herd of choas rabbits that had just seen a particularly juicy apple tree nearby. With a sigh she sunk to the floor, clearly overwhelmed by the days events.
This action did not go unnoticed by Fluttershy who started to back away. "It's okay... I see your busy, I'll come back later" muttered the mustard coloured mare in her usual timied fashion.
Upon hering this Rarity seemed to be filled with energy and in notime at all was back on her feet and trying to prevent Fluttershy from leaving. "Fluttershy my dear I just couldn't abandoned you like that, I'll be ready in a second".
"But... what about the ...erm, well what about the fillie's don't they need your help?" replied fluttershy in her soft angelic voice, while slowely backing towards the door.
"Hum, yes there is that" replied Rarity deep in thought, her muzzle resting on her hoof. After pondering the situation for a few seconds a devious smirk spread across her face. "About that fluttershy.. you remember how good you were with the fillys before right? Could you be a dear and , you know, use your stare."
"Rarity, you know I could never use the stare on another pony, that would just be so wrong."
"Darling, it would only be the one time, ppppplllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee?" Begged the cream coloured mare, her eyes as large as dinner plates. Fluttershy tried to resist, but no-pony, not even her could say no that that face.
"Well.. if you insist.. okay but only this once." Sighed Fluttershy. "Are you sure... are you sure there is no other way? It's just.. that.... well I don't like using the stare". Begged Fluttershy hoping that her friend would understand.
She didn't, instead Rarity continued to pull her famous pout " Ppppppplllllllleeeeaaaaasssssseeeeeeeee?"
With a defeated look plastered on her face, Fluttershy gingerly walked into the inertia of Rarity's Carousel Boutique, shuddering to think about what she had to do.
"Why hay Yall, would you mind get us down,I'm kinde stuck." Exclaimed Apple Bloom in her usual manner.
"Urm..sure" sqeaked fluttershy.
Fluttershy went to the corner of the store, grabbed one of the woodern ladders and brought it back to just below where Applebloom and Scootaloo were stuck to the ceiling by several metric tonnes of treesap.
As Fluttershy started to rip the treesap off the ceiling and free the girls Rarity walked over to their location, with a puzzled look on her face.
"Say, how did you end up stuck to my ceiling anyway?"
"Well.." started AppleBloom in her storytelling voice.
"You know what, I don't want to know" Rarity butted in, ending anyhope of learning what had happened and leaving the young fillie with a scowl on her face.
Apon seeing her friend's distress Sweetie Belle, bounced over.
"But Rarity it would be a shame not to give AppleBloom a chance to tell a story, maybe thats her talent." Pleaded Sweetie Belle, in the most pleading voice she could muster, while at the same time trying, (and failing) to replicate her sister's legendary pout.
As soon as the sentance had left her mouth Sweetie Belle regreted it, because as soon as her sweet young voice had been heard by her cherrished sister, she had spun around on the spot, her eyes pools of rage.
"Don't think I've forgotten what you did missy. Do you even know what I had to do to get that clock?"
"Erm... no" replied Sweetie Belle in a tiny voice, hoping that something,anything would happen to distract her enraged sister.
Sweetie Belle's prays were answered when at that moment she heard AppleBloom shout out "Why, hey there Twilight what you doing here?".
All the fillies and mares in the room turned to stare at the lavender unicorn who had just popped into the room in a cloud of purple smoke.
"Why Twilight dear, what are you doing here? And what happened to your mane? It looks like you just got dragged throught the royal maze backwards." Enquired Rarity, her rage momentarily eclipsed by the affront to fashion that was standing before her.
"Rarity, I don't have time for this, I need to know, where is AppleBlooms Hoop, the fate of Equestria depends on it." Stated Twilight in her authoritative and yet at the same time unhinged voice.
"Why shucks Twilight it's over there." replied AppleBloom, pionting over to the corner of the room where her trusty metal hoop was resting."
"Wait, you brought a muddy hoop into my shop? This is the worst, thing, ever!" and with that Rarity fell onto her nearby recliner.
Twilight didn't notice Rarity's drama, as she had entered a state of near ecstasy upon seeing the last part see needed. Doing a little victory dance she bounced over to the hoop, grabbed it's metal surface with her teeth and vanished in a poof of smoke.
"My... my... my hhhooooooopppp!" wailed AppleBloom, tears running down from her peach coloured eyes.

([Thats all folks) Please rate and review./i]

The plan

( Author's note: sorry for the delay, I got distracted by cupcakes the muscial, both of them,HOI3 and Q/Discord. Anyway onto the story, Allons-y.)

If you had decided to vist the ponyville library that warm spring day, you would have been in for a shock. For instead of the usual open sign hanging in the doorway, there was a closed sign and most of the windows had been shut and all the blinds drawn. If you had decided to stick around and try and find out what was going on, instead of leaving (as most ponies did), you would have heard the sound of a young dragon cursing. Although this in it's self was not unusual (nearly everypony knew about spike), the frequency and length of these moans were a lot worse than usual, even more unnerving was the lack of any other sound expect from the occasional "who?".

Spike wasn't having a good day; for starters Twilight had promised him that he could have the day off and then had changed her mind at the last possible second, so now instead of eating gemestones and seeing Rarity, he was running around finding and stacking books, and organising a growing pile of 'junk' that Twilight kept adding to, every couple of minutes, when she reappeared in a cloud of purple smoke and then left to find some other part of this crazy machine she was building.
What really bugged him was, whenever she appeared all she did was toss more junk into the pile; no "Thank you spike, your the best assistant ever" or "Wow spike, your doing a great job". No, none of that just, poofs of smoke that were starting to sting his eyes a bit and wierd mutterings about 'how amazed everyone will be" and the odd snort and chuckle. And to be perfectly honest, he was getting sick of it.
And the fact that the stupid owl kept asking "who", was not helping matters at all.
"Spike, my name is Spike" he repeated for the 100th time that day, while at the same time face-palming (Not hoofing, he has hands.)
"Who?"
"Argh, I give up" And with that Spike shot out a burst of flame that although not enough to harm Owlicious,it succeed in scaring the dumb bird out of the library, at least for now.
"Finally, I can finish in peace, that bird's been bugging me for hours." Now he was free of distractions spike could do what he did best, (Well expect for having a crush on Rarity) and was able to clean up the library in no-time at all, all the machine parts and metal have been placed in a ordered pile and most of the books were away, infact there was only one book left, 'A beginners guide to science', that had been buried under the pile of junk he had cleared. Spike climbed up the book ladder (We don't know it's name), and carefully placed the tome back in its place, carefull not to disturb the books and cause them to fall, it would take Celestia knows how long to clean it up them. Satisfied to his work was done Spike wandered over to his bed, pulled his blanket over himself and tried to go back to sleep.
He was just about to nod-off when he heard the familiar sound of Twilight teleporting into the main hall.
With a groan he got out of his warm bed, cracked his back and marched into the main hall expecting Twilight to be as crazy as before. He was wrong... she was worse.
Instead of the crazy face she had last time she'd hadn't been able to make a friendship report, this face was... happy?
This was confusing, what could have possibly made her so happy, and why did she have a hoop in her mouth? And was she singing? This day had just entered level 7 of weirdness.
"Erm... Twilight are, you ok?" He questioned his face full of confusion.
"Why ,yes Spike, I am, infact I'm so happy I could explode" Squealed Twilight, like a filly on Hearth's Warming Eve.
"O... okay." Replied Spike, who was beginning to think he my have fallen asleep after all. "Why are you so happy anyway?".
Upon hearing his Twilight turned to face spike, her expression turning cold " Why wouldn't I be happy?, What did you do?".
"Nothing, it's just that earlier you were slightly..." 'Waves finger in circle'.
"Oh that, just a bit of stress, thats all, but it's not important now, I've got a machine to build!".
And with that Twilight levitated all of the metals and machinery that spike had lovingly ordered into one big pile that she carried into her lab.
"All that for nothing, not even a thank you." Grumbled Spike, "At least I can go back to sleep now".
As soon as Spike had turned around and started the long and arduous trek back to the warmth of his bed, the door to the lab swung open,pivoted on its hinges and slammed into the wall at it's side causing most of the books to fall out of thier places onto the floor, and several to fall on Spike.
As this was happening Twilight poked her head through the doorway. "And by the way, thanks for clearing up the books Spike. Upon saying his Twilight looked around and saw the mess that had been made. "It seems I spoke to soon, anyway back to the lab."
As Twilight returned to her lab, Spike managed to stick his head out of the books hat were trapping him. As he did this Owlicious flew in and landed back on his pearch.
"Hey, a little help here?" Called out Spike.
"Who?".

This was going to be a long day.

Sugercube corner

"Pinkie why do you need me here?, You know I can't bake" Sighed a cyan blue pegasus, who's slow bored movements were indirect contrast to the blaze of movement caused by her pink friend.
"Silly filly I need you for the most Important part." Squealed Pinkie while slowely advancing on Rainbow Dash.
"Wait, what do you mean?, and what do you have behind your back? Aw-man this is just like that horror novel I borrowed of Twilight before." Gasped Rainbow Dash, while staring at Pinkie Pie, watching for any sudden movements.
Pinkie paused for a second and stared at her friend with a confused expression. "What are you talking about? All I want is for you to try my new batch of cupcakes."
Upon hearing the Title of the book that had scared her for many a day, Rainbow dash froze up and fell off her stool, coming to rest on the stone floor in the fetal position.
"Well, thats not very nice. I guess I'll have to find someone else to help me test out my new batch of cupcakes." Sighed Pinkie.
As Pinkie was considering her predicament she heard the sound of the shop door open and the distitive country accent of Applejack drift through the door way.
"I don't believe it, that no good sewer rat, I mean how could she?. Ow, Hey pinkie can we have a triple chocolate slices and 6 hot Coco's, we be needed something th cheer litt'e Apple Bloom here up, she's mighty upset."
"Why sure AppleJack, and I sure I can find something to cheer the sad little filly up." Responded Pinkie in her usual manner. "Because its awful been sad, I mean no-pony should have to know what it feels like, so sure I'll help, I mean thats what friends are for right?".
"I'm not tha' sure anymore" Replied Applejack with a sigh as she, Fluttershy, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and a very depressed looking Apple Bloom entered the candy coloured sweet shop.
As they were choosing a nearby table to sit at, Pinkie Pie bounced over, somehow balancing 6 cups of Hot coco and a plate with cake on it, on top of her nose and then placed them on the table, without even as much as a drop been spilt.
"Thanks Pinkie, put it on m' tab." Stated Applejack while downing the warm beverage."Cheer up, Apple Bloom, drink som' of your coco atleast ,I'm sure that'll make yall feel a bit better."
"If you say so sis." Replied Apple Bloom, her eyes still full of tears. She had a small sip of Pinkies 'Special' hot coco. "Nope, I still feel sadder than a pile of sad apple's that got trampled by a herd of sad sheep and then baked into a sad pie that was baked by a sad old pony."
"Well that ain't right, I mean a filly like you should be running 'round been happy, not mooching around like Granny Smith in winter." Stated Applejack while banging her forehoof ( Whatever they would call a fist) onto the table and causing her mug of coco to fall on it's side and poured its sweet, sticky content all over the table."
"What in Tarnation? Not again, I've got to stop hitting,'em tables so hard."
As Applejack tried to wipe the mess she had inadvertently made, she heard the sound of Pinkie Pie bouncing over.
"Sorry, 'bout the mess Pinkie, it's just that Apple Blooms a mighty bit upset and you know how much I care for m' family."
"It's no problem silly, I clean it put the same way I clean up all chocolate related messes." And with that Pinkie pounced on the unsuspecting table and cleaned up the table in one lick of her tongue, which somehow manged to cover the entire stain and then fit back it her mouth.
"Now, what was it you were saying about Apple Bloom?"
Applejack didn't respond, the sight of the gaint tongue defying physics had caused her mind to overload with thoughts, they were mainly, 'How in tarnation did that just happen' but a small amount were thinking about what Pinkie could do with such as tongue.
Seeing how her friend had temporarily lost the power of speach, Rarity decied to answer instead.
"Why, Pinkie my dear, it's just that Apple Bloom and her friends were testing their sewing skills at my house, when Twilight just poofed in and stole her hop. Nevermind the fact that their was a muddy hop in my house (shudders), she just took it, No asking Apple Bloom, just poof and she was gone."
"It.... it's true" Added Fluttershy in a meek voice.
"Well thats just mean, I can't believe that Twilight would do something so... Evil, maybe Discord got her, or maybe a potion backfired or maybe..."
"Maybe, she's been a no-good sewer rat" Interrupted Applejack, who had managed to snap back to reality.
"I know, I know, we should go ask her." Shouted Pinkie in her usual energetic manner.
"Pinkie my dear your a genis, why didn't we think of that" Exclaimed Rarity.
"Well,duh the author didn't plan it that way, honestly do you people know nothing." Stated Pinkie in a matter of factly.
"Okay... but what about the fillies, we can't just drag them about everywhere." Answered Rarity.
"And I need to cheer, Apple Bloom up." Protested Applejack.
"I can help ,I'll teach them to bake, you remeber how much you enjoyed baking last time, right Apple Bloom?" Announced Pinkie Pie with a cheerfull look on her face.
Upon hearing the words 'Baking' Apple Blooms face light up and she and the other Cutie Mark Crusaders rushed over to Pinkie Pie's side.
"Well if yall insist, but don't be break, nought you hear?" Answered Applejack, who was feeling alot better now that her little sis was happy.
"Yay, Cutie Mark Crusaders Bakers" Yelled the Trio in unison.
"Well if yall all happy then we better be going off to check on Twi'" And with that Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity left the store, determined to find Twilight and get some answers.
"Errm.. Pinkie Pie why is Rainbow Dash lying on the floor?" Enquired Sweetie Belle.

"You know what, I don't know... Lets bake her some treats so we can throw her a waking up party." Squeled Pinkie.

Rate and review and in the words of discord Arrivederci.

Smoke

Authors note: Ok, I know some of you my be thinking, why such long update times and what's with the spelling and vocabulary? Well, here's the truth, I'm Autistic, I have no proof reader, and I finish writing chapters about 5 mins, before I post them. Anyway, thats enough from me, onto the reason your here, the story.

Ditzy Doo loved flying, the wind in her mane, the breeze on her back and most importantly of all the view.
For as you can guess a pegasus's view of the land below is most impressive. Been able to see fillies playing, couples walking and flowers blooming from a great height would be mesmerising to most ponies but most of the pegasi had gotten used to such a breathtaking view, from been able to see it nearly all the time but not Ditzy.
Maybe it was the fact that she lived on the ground, or maybe t'was the fact that been a mailmare the root she took changed daily and thus so did the view, but whatever the reason the simple fact of the matter was that Ditzy loved it,especially since the 'condition' with her eyes allowed her to watch where she was going aswell as admire the sights below her.
Not that Ditzy really thought as it as a condition, in her world view it was more of a advantage, been able to see 2 things at once, who wouldn't want that.
Of course it wasn't without it's negitives, certain ponies thought that because of her eyes that she was moronic and some meanie weinies had started calling her 'Derpy, Hooves', not she didn't care. So what if some ponies didn't like her, she didn't care she was happy with what she had; a good job, nice house, a loving daughter and a basement full of muffins.
"Mmm, muffins." Though Ditzy happly with just a miniscule amount of drool forming around her mouth, as her mind began conjuring up images and tastes of various types of muffins of all shape, size and taste.
So enthralled was Ditzy in this mental showcase of muffins, that she failed to notice as a cyan blue pegus burst out of sugercube corner and shot up into the sky at an alarming rate, missing Ditzys muzzle by only a mouse hair.
"Huh, what"? Exclaimed a rather startled Ditzy, who had been rather rudely woken from her daydream by the massive amount of turbulence that the super sonic pony had generated as she had flown by.
"Oh, hay Derpy, haven't happened to have seen rainbow dash anywhere have you?" Enquired a pink ponie that was quite clearly on a sugar high."It's just that we were in the middle of a party and she rushed off."
"She went that way, miss Pinkie. Stated a rather bemused Ditzy, while pionting with her left hindleg in the direction of the rapidly disappearing rainbow that was heading toward the ponyville library.
"Thanks Derpy." And with that the excitable mare rushed off in a fashion not that much unlike road-runner.
"Thats ok... wait a cloud clearing minute,did you call me Derpy? My, names, not, Derpy!" But alas t'was to late for Pinkie pie had vanished.
"Why do people keep calling me that." Muttered Ditzy to herself while wipping a tear from her eye.

After taking a moment to compose herself, Ditzy Doo sped off towards the Fillie school to pick up Dinky and take her to the park for a picnic.

"I still can't believe that Twi' did that, I mean honestly who steals a fillies hoop, it's downright rottern." Grumbled Applejack, to the others.
"There must be a reason for it my dear, Twilight is never normally so.. uncouth. Countered her marshmallow friend,
" 'Cept that time she went all loko and turned half the town unside down over a dumb doll."
"Well yes there is that my dear... but that was just a one off and just think off all the times she's helped us out in sticky situations."
"Well I reckon that y'all be having a point there." Admitted the Country mare.
"Exactly, She's always been a good friend, remember the time she helped you finish harvesting all your apples."
"Or the time she helped you with,Tom." Snorted Applejack.
"I thought we agreed to NEVER talk about that again.
"Aw, calm down sugercube, I'm just pulling your leg, anyway, we can't be figh'ing, we got to find out why Twi' was acting so loko."
"...Erm girls...". Wimperred Fluttershy.
"I know dear, she was behaving worse than Sweetie Bell when Apple Bloom gave her some of that new energy drink, red pegusas was it?.
Applejack froze mid walk and turned to face Rarity, "What you say about my sister?" A deep pit of pride had awoken inside Applejack at the meer suggestion that one of her kin was in the wrong.
"No...nothing dear, it's just that, well you know how Apple Bloom gets.
"Are you implying that we rised ApplBloom, wrong, them's fighting words, missy."
"Missy, Missy,Like you know anything about rising a sister on that backwater you call a farm."
"Ow, its on now." And with that Applejack tackled Rarity into a nearby mudpuddle causing her fabulous mane to get covered with mud and dirt.
"My mane, my wonderful mane, how could you?"
"Not so high and mighty, now are you, You like uncle Alberts prize pig when he rolls around in the mud."
"Did you just call me a pig?, you'll pay for this."
With the ferocity of a Griffion that had just lost its best friend to pinkie, Rarity pounced.
"Ow crabapples."
"Erm girls?" Getting no response, Fluttershy wondered over to a near by tree and sat in the cool shade provided by its branches that were full of green healthy leafs, contemplating what life would be like if she were a tree.
Trie as she might Fluttershy could see no downfalls: She would be able to house her birdie friends as well as the rodents that lived under the trees, the animals could make nests out of her leafs and best of all her friends could relax under the cool shade that she would provide.
Fluttershy's daydream about tree life was cut short when she heard the familar laugh of a certain weather pony.
"Bahahaha, this is hilarious, if only Tank could see this, hahahahaha."
"Ow, hay Rainbow dash, enjoying the specticale?"
"Bahahahaha, ow hay Flutter's, mind if I sit with you ,my wings need a rest I'm laughing so much."
"Sure."
Rainbow flew over to were Fluttershy was sitting and when she was hovering over the ground folded her wings back to her sides and promtly burst into another fit of laughter.
"So.. Rainbow Dash, how did the party with Pinkie go?"
Upon hearing the world Pinkie RD, momentarily froze up before returning to her normal, cool and composed manner.
"Narh, it was ok but I had to ditch it, the Party was a bit lame.
"Did someone say Party! Exclaimed Pinkie Pie as she burst out of the leaves of the tree and fell flat on her face.
"How do you even do that?" Enquired a slightly concered Rainbow Dash.
"Years of practise, and repeatly breaking the 4th wall aswell."
"...Ok, anyway sorry about the 'thing' at sugercube, I just got a bit freaked out."
"Okay, dokie, lokie, say why are Applejack and Rarity fighting, wait don't tell me, there been attacked by invisable Ninjas, hold on girls, sensi pinkie is coming." Squeled pinkie in her usual manner before suddenly sporting a Ninja costume and jumping into the fray.
"Wait where did she get a Ninja costume from, infact whats a ninja anyway?" Asked a slightly puzzled Rainbowdash.
"I don't know, would you like some hay bars?" Asked Fluttershy sweetly.

"Sure, I mean this will probally take a while."

Twilight couldn't belive it, it was working, the project that everyone in canterlot said was impossible, the project that she had spent 1.4 years planning was now working. She couldn't belive it, she had done what the greatest minds in all of equestria had said it could be done, that magic fair prize would be her's this year not sally sunshine and her magic volcano.
This called for a celebration.
"Spike." She screamed at the top of her lungs.
After waiting 2 whole minutes she decided to she what was taking that lazy dragon she must time.
With speed that Rainbow Dash would have envoyed she rushed up the flight of stairs that led down to her secret lab and smashed the door open... right into Spikes face.
"Spike where are you, I've got a letter to send." Looking around Twilight could spot Spike anywhere."Must of gone off to Rarities."
And so Twilight reentered the dark abyss of her Lab and slammed the door shut behind her, showing a very crushed spike laying on the floor.

"Why does his keep happening to me?"

Thats all for now tune in next week for more.
Merry Christmas.
Green flame shoots out of screen.
"My god the pain, why did I anger Spike.

and Mirrors

Authors note: Hello me again, First thanks to all the support, 2.Guy who asked about been proof reader,sorry But most of these is written 5 min before submit, so sos. 4, no wait a minitue, 3. Did this much faster then I expected, unless This is on friday not sunday ,arg well timey wimey, wibbley wobbley, 5. Took awhile to choose what doctor, in the end choose 11th, if you wanted 10th then well, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Now on to the story.

TARDIS

The Doctor had a problem, not one of those end of the world problems, though it could be, you could never really tell with the Doctor, though he was fairly certian that this was something big, something that in nine hundred nine long years of his life he had never felt, Boredom.
"Right where to next girl?" He asked while, spinning around the control room, smashing buttons and pulling knobs.
"I know I'm suppost to find out about the Silence, but if you haven't noticed, it's Christmas, well in some parts of time anyway."
The Doctor sat down in a huff."Just becasue you can fly me anywhere in all of time and space doesn't mean your the boss of me." The Doctor Grinned triumphantly. "Sorry old girl, didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I just need a break, I get back to finding them in few trips, well I say a few, maybe 11?
He was meet by silence.
"All right, what about 5?, What do you mean No?, Ok 2? Please?" Begged the Doctor with Beady eyes and a puppy dog lip.
The Tardis Remained quite for a few seconds before giving in to the Doctor's Demands.
"Yes, works every time, Now where to go?" The Doctor paused for a few seconds, tring to choose which place to first vist, well at least until he was throw sideways by the Tardis suddenly changing course.
"What in Gallifrey is happening?" The Doctor reached for the main control screen and stared in wonder.

"1941?, Well thats an odd choice, have to be careful not to land in Germany, especially after I locked Hitler in a Cupboard, no wonder he was so stressed in Munich, which remindes me I still had to apologise to Chamberlain about that." The Doctor studied the screen some more absorbing the new infomation that lit up its surface. "Well thats intresting, wait a second did that say Christmas, Blighty here I come. Geronimo!" And with that the Doctor was off again, spinning around like the madman with a bluebox that he was.

Ponyville Library

After Laying crushed on the floor for quite some time, Spike had finnal managed to get back on his feet and after a quick stop at the Medical Cupboard decied, (quite unwisely) to see what Twilight had shouted him for. But this time when he went to open the door instead of walking right up to the machine of pain, he grabbed a nearby broom, attached a spatula to the end of it with some string and then (albeit difficulty) managed to open the door to the lab, and then rushed back to the safety of the living room, where he hid behind a couch, eying the the doorway with (rather well founded) suspicion.
After a few minutes of nothing happening, Spike decided that it would be safe to enter the lab, but alas he had fogot to check the stairs. And so as the careless dragon placed his paw on the first step, it landed on a patch of stangnet water, which caused the young dragon to lose his balance and sent him tumbling down the cold, hard stone stairs, landing in a crumpled pile at the bottom.
"Ow." Was all he could muster, for as you can guess falling down a flight of stone stairs would cause even a dragon harm.
Luckly for him Twilight was at hand and had quickly levitated him upright. "Oh, Spike, there you are I was so concered... that I wouldn't be able to send Princess Celestia a report on my new invention. She beamed happly, somehow unaware that that was the 3rd time today Spike had been injured. "Now Spike, take a note." Spike wipped out a scroll and quill.
" Dear Princess Celestia, I your faithful student Twilight Sparkle, has done the impossible and invented a window to the past, I will be demonstrating this later today at the ponyville Magic fair, that you will be judging.
Your faithful student Twilight Sparkle." She turned around amd glared at Spike."You go all that?"
"Urrm.. yes." Sqeaked a very intimated Spike who quickly sent the letter off and then tried to sneak back upstairs.
Unluckily for him this action did not go unoticed.
"Where do you think your going, Mister?, You've got a wagon to load."
"Why me?" Complained Spike.
"Please Spike, I spent all week building it." Begged Twilight with her puppy dog eyes.
Spike tried to resist but alas he couldn't hold out against the sheer cuteness of what was before him. "Ok,ok but you owe me 2 days off and a Gemstone."
"Done." Squeled Twilight as she picked up Spike in a loving embrace."Your the best dragon ever."
"I know, I know... Twilight could you put me down now, it's hard to load a wagon from up here."
"Oww, sorry." Said Twilight, slightly blushing as she lowered Spike to the ground.
Spike just shrugged his shoulders and got to work loading the wagon.
Unfortunately the wagon in question was quite old, and as Spike finished Piling the last of the Portal Device onto wagon. one of the ancient axles snapped under the strain and sent one of the rear wheels flying... Directly into Spike.
Thud the wheel Impacted with the hard surface of Spikes scales and sent him flying across the room and into a rack a test tubes.
"Spike!" Screamed Twilight, rushing over to her assistant and once more levitated him into the air. "Are you alright?, Spike speak to me." Begged Twilight tears forming in her eyes.
"Urgh, were am I, oh hey Twilight, sorry about that, guess todays not my lucky da-" Spike was cut short by yet another bear hug.
"Oh, Spike, I thought I lost you, I'm sorry about earlier, it's just that I really want to win this year, you forgive me?" Stuttered Twilight, tears running down her face.
"Of course Twilight, no harm done, now Let you number one assistant fix that wagon, I'm sure that i-" Spike was Interputted by Twilight shushing him with her hoof.
"Don't worry about it Spike, I'll just levitate it there, in fact why didn't I just thinkl about about that before."
"Beats me."
"Anyway, you allright walking or you want a lift?"
"I think I choose the Lift, if its the same to you."
"Well hop on, we've got a fair to win."

And so a Grateful Twilight and a slightly battered by still happy Spike set off towards the Fair.

"So why are they fighting again?" Asked Rainbow Dash, whose was beging to get a bit bored.
" I think it was about a pig." Replied Fluttershy. "Though I'm not quite sure."
"It's a doozy alright." Stated Pinkie Pie to no one in particular as she appeared next to the 2 pegasi which caused Fluttershy to faint.
"Pinkie, weren't you in the fight?" Asked a confused Rainbow Dash.
"No, I left about half an hour ago to get snacks, speaking of snacks do you want some popcorn?"
"Nah, I'm fine, I had one of fluttershy's hay bars earlier." Replied Rainbow as she settled back down against the tree.
"Oki doki loki, hey Twilight do you want some popcorn."
"Wait did you say Twilight?" Asked rainbow Dash, springing into action.
"Sure did, she's right over there." Replied Pinkie Pionting upwards.
Rainbow Dash scanned the sky and horizon searching for the lavender unicorn, but not seeing her anywhere she turned to face Pinkie."Are you sure, I can't see, her anywhere."
"No I can see her fine, ow wait you can't break the 4th wall can you."
"The 4th what?" Enquired a very confused rainbow dash.
"Never mind, here have these sunglasses." Rainbow Dash picked the sunglasses out of Pinkie's outstreched hoof and slid them on her face.
"Thanks Pinkie now these Sunglasses are 20% cooler."

"No problem."

There it's done just Spot hitting me with my own books, I beg of you.
This work pleases us, you my live for now.
Thank you great and powerful Twilight Sparkle.

Timey, Wimey

Authors note: Wow another update, don't get used to this, once the holidays are over it will be back to once a week.

The interior of the Tardis was filled with something it hadn't heard in over 900 years of travel thought time and space, silence, sweet goldern silence, no explosions, no cursing and no been hit by a mallet in attempt to steer her. But the moment didn't last, for neary as soon as it had descended it was shattered by the Tardis door opening and a very merry and red cheeked Doctor stumbled in. "I knew I shouldn't have had all those eggnogs at Amy's." He Slurred before collapsing on the floor of the Tardis with a thump. "I'm okay." The Doctor rolled on his back and stared at the ceiling of the control room. "I remeber when this used to be all sciencey, that was enos ago. The Doctor stayed on his back for a few seconds, recollecting his younger years when he first started out, before smiling at the memorys, and attempting to stand back up unaided. Unfortunately due to the (quite large) amount of eggnog that he had consumed, he was unable and was forced to place his hand on the central time rotor to keep him self from falling over. "I'm am not drunk." He yelled at the Tardis, "Your just flying badly." He said with a smirk on his face, which cut short when the Tardis informed him that she wasn't moving anywhere and that he was in fact drunk. "Not moving, well lets fix that." Shouted the Doctor as he reached for the Tardis controls, before freezing mid grasp by the realisation that flying a outdated time machine meant for 6, while drunk my not be a great Idea. The Doctor decied that the best thing to do would be to sit on his chair for a while until his Time Lord physiology filtered the alcohol out of his system. Well I say sit on the chair but due to his current state it was more of a flop onto the chair, face first.
After a few minutes had passed the Doctor attempted to stand back up, but to his horror discovered that he was still intoxicated. "This can't be, I'm Time Lord, I should have recovered by now, unless..." The Doctors eyes widened with fear, "Did that eggnog have cream and liquor?, I hope not." Thinking quickly the Doctor used the sonic screwdriver do scan himself and send the infomation the Tardis, and then with great diffuculty managed to stagger over to the Tardis monitor screen. "No, no,no,no, this can't be happening, the physiology of the greatest civilizations that ever lived, beaten by ethanol and calcium?" The doctor slumped in his chair "I don't believe it, first an alien made of wood and now this. Is the universe out to get me today?, Still no time to be moping about, there a universe to explore." The Doctor made to get up, by why forced back down by the blood rush to his head. "I soppose the universe can wait, just not to long, I need to make sure the lancaster bomber didn't lose anyparts while it was travelling through the vortex, who knows what damage that could cause."

Sweet Apple Acres 8 days ago

"So Twilight why are we here again?" Asked Spike who was carrying a large empty sack.
"The see if Applejack has any old junk we can recycle into parts for my new machine, I mean seriously, Spike how many times do I have to tell you this." Snapped an irrated Twilight.
"Sheesh, what got into her." Muttered Spike under his breath.
"What did you say?" Asked Twilight as she turned around to face the young dragon.
"Errm.. nothing." Sqeaked Spike
"Thats what I thought."
"What is up with her today I mea- ow hey Pinkie why you wearing that umbrella on your head.?" Enquired Spike apon seeing Pinkie rinning from tree to tree with her umbrella hat on.
"Can't talk, somethings going to happen." Stated Pinkie, before her tail started twitching rapidly.
"Twitchy tail!" Screamed spike before running under a nearby tree for safety.
"Not this time you don't." And with that Twilight formed a magic shield around herself, just in the nick of time before a large metal panel with wires comming off it fell from the heavens, bounced off her shield and smashed into the tree Spike was under, causing a pile of apples to crush the young Dragon.
"Twilight ran over, her face full of shock. "This, is, Perfect, it's just what I needed, now I'll win the magic fair for sure, I just need to get this to the library." Focusing deaply, Twilight concentrated with all her might on teleporting her self and the panel back to her lab, and then in a blinding ray of light, they were gone.
"Thanks for all the help, Twilight." Moan Spike who had managed to free himself from his apple prision. "Stupid tree." He yelled, taking his anger out on the tree and coursing another load of apples to fall on him.
"Why do I bother.

Back in the Tardis

"I'm sure its all ok, I'll check on it after I get I little nap." Muttered a sleepy Doctor to himself as he drifted into a the land on nod.

"Hey Twilight, you ever get the feeling that someones talking about you?" Enqiured Spike from Twilight back.
"Your just been paranoid." Dismissed Twilight.
"Says miss 'magic kindergarten'."
"That was a one off."
" If you say so, Hey Twilight is that Applejack and Rarity fighting in the mud, this I got to see." Said Spike as he lept off Twilight back on onto the path, towards the brawling mares, who seemed obvious that the small crowd they had gathered.
"Once I'm done with you,you'll need a veil to stop people staring." Screamed Rarity as she wollaped Applejack it the belly.
"Stop using word, I don't understand." Returned Applejack as she bucked Rarity in the chest and sent her flying across the path, right into Spike.
"Take that, miss perfect." Stated a rather proud Applejack.
All of this was taken in by a rather confused Twilight, who asked "What the buck is going on here?"
"Owh, hay Twi', we were just on are way to vist to ask you about Apple Blooms hoop, when little miss Rarity here, fought she could trashtalk the Apple family name, speaking of hoops isn't that it right there, in that Doohickey you were carrying."
Twilight turned around and saw to her horror that Apple Blooms hoop was quite clearly, sticking out of the top of her machine. She turned back to face AJ, a fake smile on her face. "Nope, no hoops here just, your regular machine." She bluffed while trying to levitate the Portal Device around the southern farm pony.
"Nope, its right there, Infact I'll go get it." And before Twilight could react AJ was ontop of her Machine, trying to yank the hoop out of the delicate machinery that she had spent years planning.
With out thinking Twilight shot a burst of magic at her friend, who managed to dodge it at the last second.
"Whoow there Twilight, you feeling okay, you nearly took my head off." Asked a panting Applejack.
"Maybe its the machine, its must be making her crazy, lets smash it." Decleared Rainbow Dash as she rushed towards the machine.
"Ohh, a smashing game, count me in." squeled Pinkie Pie ,who was sporting a top hat for some reason.
"Wait, Girls, nooo!" Screamed Twilight as her 'Friends' began tearing apart her lifes work, and then with renewed energy she began shooting spells at them, trying desperately to safe her lifes work.
In the confusion of the battle that had just erupted in the center of ponyville, nobody noticed Pinkie Pie sneak up to the large red button that rested on the side on the device. "I wonder what his does? Maybe there cake."
Twilight saw what Pinkie was attempting to do and yelled a warning but it was too late for Pinkie had already smashed the button down. A series of sparks and shudders spat out of the machine before with a gaint metallic groan, the device sent out a blinding flash of light.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Finnaly done.Technically on the 26th as I submited on 11:59.

Shouldn't have pressed that buttton.

Authors note: Sweet baby luna, another one of these, I've got to stop writing so much, also to reiterate what I said before picture is by Girl on the Moon deviant art, check her page out for Doctor Who related stuff, also MLP FIM AND Doctor who belong Hasbro and the BBC, just saying, so no-one can sue, wish I owned them, then I might have some money. Anyway onto part 6, or is it 7? I forget. Now to the STORY.

In the confusion of the battle that had just erupted in the center of ponyville, nobody noticed Pinkie Pie sneak up to the large red button that rested on the side on the device. "I wonder what his does? Maybe there cake."
Twilight saw what Pinkie was attempting to do and yelled a warning but it was too late for Pinkie had already smashed the button down. A series of sparks and shudders spat out of the machine, before with a gaint metallic groan, the device sent out a blinding flash of light.

Twilight instinctively turned her head away from her life work, in a futile attempt to shield her retinas from the onslaught of light that was overwhelming her senses and causing a complete neural shutdown. Before Twilight was claimed by the darkness of unconsciousness one thought passed through her mind. 'I am going to kill Pinkie Pie for this.'

Tardis

The Doctor was running down a seemingly never ending hallway, his hair flopping about, sweat dripping off his face.
Thud, Thud
The sound of 2 gaint feet slamming into the ground echoed down the hallway, followed shortly by a terrifying growl of primeval hate and anger.
The Doctor looked back at his hunter, his face full of mortal terror as he was to his horror that it was gaining on him.
"No, no, no, this can't be happening." He cried, for as when he had wrenched his vision away from the nightmare behind he saw the end of the hallway, no turns, doors or grates just a cold brick wall.
"Bricks, eh, well lets see what we can do about that, shall we?" The Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver and pionted it at the wall, intending to vibrate the bricks to dust. Nothing happened, the Doctor stared at the screwdriver in disbelief before been snapped out of his trance by the sight of a giant orange hand reach out towards him.
He backed away in terror.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know, give me another chance?" He pleaded but to no avail. The orange hand wrapped its self around the Doctors skinny frame and lifted him up, towards a gaint... Jellybaby?
"I'm sorry." Wailed the Doctor as he desperately tried to escape the grip of the hungry sweet.
It was no use, the Doctor couldn't escape from the grip of the sweet as it pulled him closer and closer to the great big gaping hole, that was it's mouth.
"NOOOOOOO" The Doctor screamed as he shot upright. He quickly looked around, analysing his surrondings, then breathed a sigh of relief, it had just been a dream.
Suddenly the Tardis shook it's self violently and the Doctor was thrown off his makeshift bed and onto the saftey rail that he had installed around the Tardis main control panel.
"What in name of Rassilon's holy undergarments just happened." Asked the Doctor as he fought his way towards the Tardis control screen against the force of the Tardis throwing it's self his way and that.
The screen was blank.
The Doctor stared at it for a few seconds before delivering a hefty slap to the side of the screen in an attempt to get the blasted machine working again.Surprisingly it worked and the screen sprung to life, sending streams of high gallifreyan spiraling down the page.
"That can't be, I closed all the interdimensional cracks myself, unless..." The Doctors expression changed to one of worry.
"No, thats can't be, the energy needed for one of them would be astronomical, No race had that must raw power."
The Doctor looked up at the Time rotor. "Well I guess there's only one way to find out, Geronimo!".
The Doctor started pulling knobs and levers at random while a gaint smile formed on his face.

"Just what the Doctor ordered."

Ditzy's picnic hadn't been going greatly, it had started well enough with Dinky helping her upack her pinic basket and Muffins in the Ponyville park. Buth when they had just started tucking in to the delicious muffins when some meanie ponies had seen them and started calling her 'Derpy', at first she wasn't bothered but after a while it began to hurt, especially when they had said that Dinky was probally 'all Derped up too'. She hadn't been able to take it, so she had scooped up Dinky onto her back and flown off to the edge of the evergreen forest for a walk.
Dinky had stayed quite, after 6 years she had gotten quite adapt at reading her mothers expressions and had quite wisely decieded that mommy had needed some quiet time.
To keep herself occupied Dinky admired the scenery, marveling at the wonder of mother nature, when her out of the corner of her eye she saw a bright light coming from the direction of ponyville. After a small internal debate she decided that the matter was important enough to break her self imposed silence.
"Mummy?" She asked tugging on her mothers mane.
"Yes, muffin?" Answered Ditzy.
"Why is the ponyville all bright and shiny?" Asked the tiny foal.
Ditzy turned around to look back at ponyville to see that, it was infact all 'bright' and 'shiny'.
"Must of been one of miss Sparkles experiments, why know what she's like." Replied Ditzy.
"Okay, mummy I have another question?"
"What is it muffin?"
"Why is that flying box on fire?" Asked Dinky while pionting up at a flamming blue box that was hurtling across the sky, right towards the heart of the evergreen forest.
Ditzy watched in amazement as the box flew overhead, about 20% faster then Rainbow Dash on a good day.
Ditzy's expresion turned to one of horror as she heard a voice echo from inside the box. "Geronimo!!!" Somepony was inside that thing.
See watched in terror as the Box slammed down into the center of the evergreen forest, raising a gaint cloud of dust and dirt.
Ditzys first thought was to rush over and see if who ever had been inside was alright but then she remebered Dinky and was torn for a moment before remembering that zecora lived nearby.
Her mind made up, she outstreched her wings and flew at break neck speed towards Zecora's hut, dodging tree branches this way and that before arriving out side Zecora's hut. She Knocked 3 times and before she could knock a 4th the door opened the reveal a smiling Zecora. "The pony who delivers the mail, are you here becasue of that awfull gale, such a storm of dirt, I am suprised you are not hurt." Rhymed the zebra.
"Yep." Answered Ditzy. "I was going to see what it was, and I was wondering, could you watch Dinky for a bit, please?"
"Don't be so silly, of course I shall watch your filly."
"Thanks a bunch." She turned to face Dinky."Now behave, my little muffin, mummy will be back in a bit, ok?"
"Okay dokie mummy." Replied Dinky in her diabetes inducing voice.
Ditzy had gone to leave but upon hearing the sweet voice of her little muffin she couldn't hope but fill up with pride, all the harsh words of the bullies gone, replaced only by one thought, 'No matter what they say, you'll always be the best pony in the world to her." A single tear ran down her face, before she flew off towards the wreckage, in the hope of seeing if the pony she had heard had survived the impact.

Sorry for such a sort story, but I hope you enjoyed it.

The plot thickens.

Authors note, yet another one of my brain farts on paper, well microchips, samething. Enjoy and such.

Also you better not make a plot joke, I mean it.

The Doctor came to slowely, bits of the Tardis slowely breaking the darkness surronding his vision as he regained consciousness, he couldn't help but feel as if something was wrong as he pulled himself upright, but dimissed it to: 1. The last of the eggnog in his system and 2. He had just broken through a dimensional wall and crashed in a ball of flame.
"Wait a second,flame, flame...flame, why does that seem so important." Wondered the Doctor as raised his hoof to his chin." Flame, flame, I just don't see it.. wait a second do I have a sutble, I must have, I mean my chin is so hairy, I haven't turned into a Ape,... again?" The Doctor turned on the spot, only to be confronted by a flamming piece of the Tardis roof. "Oh, now I get it flame... Flame!. The Doctor bolted out of the Tardis as fast as he could and quickly slammed the door behind him.
"Well that was close, think I'll give the old girl some time to recover, now where am I?" The Doctor scanned the area around his Tardis, seeing some dust covered trees and a horse with a yellow mane wandering around near some wierd leaves.
"Not much intelligent life around her it seems." The Doctor saw the horse turn to face him, obviously suprised by his sudden appearance. "Why hello there, you don't happen to know where I can get a decent cup of tea do you?" The Doctor hadn't expected a response, it was a horse afterall and so imagine his suprise when the 'horse' inquestion flew across and land next to him.
"A Pegus, I haven't seen one of these in over 456 years, wait does this mean I'm back in Ancient greece, hopefully not near Troy, last I recall they were still a bit mad about helping the greeks with the woodern horse, then again I did try to-" The Doctor's long winded ramble was cut short by the 'horse's' rather rude interruption.
"Woodern toy horse?"
The Doctor lept back in surpise. "It talks!"
"Well, duh of course I talk, why would I?" Stated the horse, rather puzzled by what had just happened.
"A... A talking horse, oh this is brilliant, now I've seen everthing." Said the Doctor, grinning as much as a child who had just been let loose in a sweet shop.
"Ahem, I'm a pony, and why are you grinning so much, you're acting as if you've never seen a talking pony before". Questioned a slightly irritated Ditzy who was begining to suspect that the stallion infront of her may have been a bit loko in the coco.
"Of course I haven't, I mean look at me, I look nothing like a pony."
"No.. no you look pretty pony like to me."
The Doctor sighed, this pony obviously wasn't the smartist mind on this world.
"Now look here, I am not a pony I am a Time Lord." Stated the Doctor smugly.
The Pony looked back blanky.
The Doctor sighed again, this pony must not be very clever.
"You know TimeLord, last of the timelords, resembles homosapiens, Humans?"
"Homohug what now?"
"You know bipedal apes."
Diztys face remained blank.
The Doctor facepalmed, only to notice that he didn't have a palm anymore, just a ...hoof?
"What in the 7 moons of raknohar happened to my hand, its all furry and where have my fingers gone?" Exclaimed a quite startled Doctor.
"What are fingers? and whats a hand anyway, don't you know it's called a hoof, you are a very strange pony mister." Ditzy was getting more confused by the second.
The Doctor didn't seem to notice this as him was to busy staring at his new Anatomy.
"This can't be happening... unless. Oh." The Doctor facehoofed himself as the realisation hit him.
"Of course why didn't I think of it sooner, the base coding of life in his universe must be equestrian not humanoid."
Ditzy had had enough of his. "Are you sure you're okay, you seem to be talking a lot of gibberish, you didn't bang you heard did you."
"Of course I fine, infact I feel fantastic, whoah haven't done that in a while."
"Sure you are." Dizty rolled her eyes, well tried to anyway."I think you should follow me, Zecora should have something to make you feel all better."
"Why that sounds like a great idea, wait who's Zecora?"
"She's a Zebra but don't worry she's really nice."
"Zebra.. why would I be afraid of a zebra? That just doesn't make sense."
"I know, its just that some ponies think she's weird and scary just for been different."
"Rasict pony's, know I have heard everything." The Doctor muttered to himself. "But I take it that you aren't one of the people that do that?"
"What, me? Never." Ditzy seemed to be hurt by even having somepony think that see would do something like this. "I never judge on appearances, it's whats on the inside that matters."
This remark brought a smile to the Timeponies face. "You know, that is a really nice thing, I wish more people were like that, miss what did you say your name was again?"
"I didn't, but it's Ditzy Doo whats yours?" Asked Ditzy staring directly at the Doctor.
"It's the Doctor."
"Doctor what?"
"No just the Doctor."
"Thats a funny name, I think I like you mister Doctor."
"Your welcome and once again its just the Doctor."
Ditzy stared at the Doctor for a while before turning around and walking along an old dirt path.
"Where are you going?" Cried the Doctor as he rushed over to Ditzy.
"To Zecora's, remeber?"
"Arh, yes I remeber, well lets be off then." The Doctor rushed down the path a breakneck speed, Dizty unraveled her wings and took of after him.
"Urm.. Doctor?" Asked the Pegus as she flow steady with the running stallion.
"Yes, Dizty?"
"Zecora's is the other way."
The Doctor instantly stopped on the spot, Ditzy wasn't so luckly, the speed at which she had been travelling caused her to fly into a nearby tree.
"I'm okay." She said as she pulled herself out of a a treetrunk.
"Dizty?, are you alright? Cried the Doctor.
Dizty shook her self down and pushed over to the Doctor, an act that nearly caused a double heart attack when he turned around.
"Dizty, there you are. I wondered where you got to, now onto Zecora's." The Doctor raised his hoof triumphantly. "And I have no idea where she is, so... Ditzy take the lead."
"Okoe, doke mister Doctor." Said Ditzy as she started walking towards Zecora's hut, with the Doctor following close behind.
A few moments of silence occured before been broken by a very nervous Doctor.
"Erm.. Ditzy?" He asked his voice shaking slightly.
"Yes, mister Doctor?" Replied Ditzy, seemingly unaware of the Doctor's nervousness.
"I could help but notice that you seem to have a tattoo of some bubbles on your back, not that I was looking." He added quickly.
"Thats my cutie mark silly, don't you know anything."
"Lets say I don't, can you tell me what these tattoos are for exactly?" Asked the Doctor his nervousness forgotten as his desire to know kicked in.
"You must have hit your head really hard. Cutie Marks aren't tattoos, they're marks that appear when a pony discovers what their special talent is."
"That makes...sense, I suppose, Just one question though, why is yours a pile of bubbles?"
"I don't know, why is yours a hourglass?"
"Is it? I probally should have checked. So it is. Anyway back to the piont, it's an hourglass becaus-". The Doctor tried to explain but was cut off by Ditzy.
"I know, I know, because your a clockmaker, am I right?"
The Doctor chuckled to himself.
"No, not a clockmaker, though I'm sure there is a universe where that is true, no miss Doo I am a timetraveller. Stated the Doctor proudly.
"Ok.. if you say so." Replied Dizty, not entirely convinced.
"Do I detect a hint of non belief, I know that it seems like a tall story but I swear it's true." Said the Doctor sternly.
"Well.. ok then, you don't seem like the type to lie, anyhow we're here know." Said Dizty as she came to a stop infront of Zecora's hut.
The Doctor took in the scene before him.
"It's... nice, very cosy."
"Ow, Ditzy Doo, who is this stallion beside you?" Asked Zecora as she came out of her hut with Dinky in toe.
"He's called the Doctor, he was in that flying box that crashed, can you make sure he's alright, I think he banged his head, he's been rambling about sap monkeys and base primes."
"Hmm let me see, I'm sure I have a remedy."
Zecora pooped back inside her hut and began searching around.
"Why did you tell her that? I'm not crazy." Complained the Doctor.
Dizty was about to respond when Zecora returned carrying a bottle of a strange purple fluid in her teeth.
"Give this ago and your thoughts will clearly flow."
The Doctor was going to refuse the kind offer, well untill he saw the stare that Ditzy was giving him, so he sollowed his pride, along with the fruity tasting potion.
The Doctor licked his lips, "Well, that wasn't that bad." He declared before promtly falling asleep.
"Is he okay?" Asked a worried Dizty.
"He will be fine, just give him some time." Replied Zecora. "While you wait for him to awake, I have some potions to make."
Zecora went back to work inside her hut, leaving a bemused Ditzy and Dinky with a very sleepy Doctor.
"Jelly... monster, wall, wood, fruity, fruit." Muttered the Doctor form his dream like state.
"He's funny, mummy." Said Dinky in a cheerfull tone.

"He sure is muffin, he sure is."

See, told you there was more, hope you enjoyed it. On a sad note, school starts soon so updates will go back to once a week, sorry about that. And I'm serious about the Plot jokes, I happen to know a certain pink pony who needs ingredients.
You have been warned.

CMC Flashbackers.

Authors note: Sorry about the delay, please don't kill me. I blame school, fanfics, PMV's and Daleks but you know what they say, been a good writer is 3% ideas, 97% not been distracted by the internet. Anyway, enough of me, back to the reason you're all here... Dcotor Who. Intro music.

Spke felt groggy, he must have really banged his head when AppleJack bucked Rarity into him.
Rarity!
Despite his light headedness Spike was still able to fret over the Unicorn he loved so deeply.
I hope she's okay, I mean My scales are tough and all but that shouldn't have hurt her.. should it?" Wondered Spike, only to be suprised when he heard then end of his though echo around him.
Shocked, Spike's lizard eyes shot open to reveal; nothing, just a pitch black, soul crushing darkness that seemed to consume the area around him.
Spike tried to shoot a stream of flame, but to his horror found that he couldn't, not a even an ember. Panicking now Spike put his hands to his Snout in shook, only for them to hit thin air, Spike tried feeling for his other appendages but to no avail.
He was trapped in a void, with no body and no hope and thus did the only thing that a baby dragon could do, he broke down weeping, only to find that he couldn't even do that.
After a few forlorn moments Spike began to hear familar noises echo through the surronding void, the sound of an object been covered with hay and the sound of a pair of woodern wheels slowely creak along a marble floor.

Despite the oddness of the situation at hand the creaking rhythm of the aged wheels had a calming effect on Spike, almost as if he had been here before andeverything had turned out right in the end. And so, under the calm influence of the faintly remebered sounds, Spike drifted into the land of nod, dreaming about a certian cream coloured unicorn in a certian white dress.

Dinky was bored, normaly a picnic with her mama was fun and made her feel all warm and fuzzy inside and so had this one; untill some meany wennies had started calling her mama names and made her all saddy waddy.
And when her mama was saddy she was saddy, she had tried to cheer her up but it didn't work, sure mama had smiled but Dinky knew that she was putting it on.
She had been thinking of a way to cheer her up when she had been left at the Zebra lady's house.
Well she thought it was a house, but it was made of sticks and twigs, alot like the houses that the bevers built, but there was no water so she knew it couldn't be a dam, so it was definitely a house, a small, flimsy house but a house non the less.
Dinky had been confused why mamma had come here but when she said that she was only to be gone a few minutes becasue she was going to look at the flying box she had seen, Dinky had felt unwanted; why couldn't she help mama?, they always did things together.
But these thoughts were blown away when she had seen how happy mama had been when she had told her she loved her, how could she ever stay mad at such a wonderful mama?
When mama had gone, miss zebra lady had asked Dinky if she wanted to help make some potions and she had jumped at the idea, maybe she could make a muffin making potion to save mama all that work.
Unfortunately it turned out there was no such potion, though that didn't stop her trying but after the 3rd expolsion she decieded that she didn't really like potions that much and so went up to the nearest window and started a vigilance, waiting for mama to come back.
Luckily, Celestia must have been looking out for Ditzy; for not only did she return safe from the horrors of the Evergreen, she had found a friend and was smiling.
Seeing her mama happy lightened the Fillies mood and she bounced out of the hut behind Zecora, eager to see who his mystery stallion was.
Before she got the chance to ask him any questions (mainly, 'thanx yous for making mama happy.'), the stranger had downed a potion and fallern to the floor.
Dinky rushed over, hoping the stranger was ok. But her fears were put to rest when miss Zebra told them that he was fine.
Dinky was happy ot hear this, she didn't want this stranger to be poorly.
As Dinky had turned away to hug her mama she had heard the stallion menton something about a jelly fruit, she didn't know what that was but it sounded delicious.
All that had happened half an hour ago, and yet the stranger still hadn't woken up, despite Dinkys best efforts and now hse was getting bored, mama was talking with miss Zecora about the posions joke and there was no-one hear for Dinky to talk to.
She sighed, before decieding to try to awaken the stranger again. Dinky slowely troted next to where he was sleeping and poked him on the nose with her hoove. No response. Dinky tried again and his time it seemed to have worked, for the stranger started to shift, sadly not into awakeness, but on to his back, muttering something about losing some flowers, roses or something. Dinky sighed again and was about to go and find somewhere to sleep and a metalic glint caught her eye, a shiny metal stick had fallen out of the strangers mane and onto the floor.
Approaching inquisitively, Dinky carefuly picked up the metal cylinder with her for-hoove.
It's surface was cool to touch but not cold, and seemed to radiate some type of energy, that Dinky could feel through her horn.
Her interest peaked at this piont as she couldn't normaly use or even feel magic, so been able to feel something boosted her spirts dramatically.
Dinky carefully lifted the device up to eye level and studyed it in great detail, noticing every bum, curve and dint that it contained, admiring the strange shape the end seemed to from, resembling a claw of somekind.
As Dinky tilted it to one side to get a better look, she felt the end move a tiny amount, sliding towards the ground below.
This gave her an idea, holding the rear of the device firmly she thrust her hoove forward, causing the end to slideout, light up and send off a high pitched sqeak, like a mouse in a trap.
The unexpected noise caught Dinky by suprise and she brought her frontal hooves to her ears in an attempt to block out the noise, in the process of doing so, she let go of the device, causing it to fall to the ground and return to it's previous compact state.
Dinky didn't notice as she had covered her ears and shut her eyes, trying desperately to block out the now none-existent sound.
After a few moments Dinky dared to open her eyes and noticed that the strange device had fallen to the fall and the tip was no longer glowing. After a few seconds of internal debating Dinky decided to risk uncovering her ears and to her relief the sound was gone.
Dinky made a mental note not to do that again, and noticed something that had escaped her before, she could use it as a drawning stick in the mud outside Zecora's house.

Quickly checking that the devices owner was still asleep, Dinky picked the metalic contraption up with her teeth and trooted outside, her mind already filled with thoughts of what she could draw, before finaly settling upon the idea of drawning a picture to cheer mama up.

The Doctor had been having the weirdist of dreams, he had relived all 10 of his past lifes;ancient and buried memories flashing by like they had occured only yesterday, rushing though his head, every emotion, every feeling lasting only a few seconds but lingering from memory to memory, mixing togethor into a soup of tears with a flavouring of joy.
The Doctor awoke to see a blonde haired individual standing over him.
"Rose?" The Doctor asked weakly.
"Rose, whose that?" Asked a confused Ditzy. "I'm Ditzy Doo, don't you remember?"
"Oh, Ditzy, it makes sense now." The Doctors recent thoughts caught up with him."You're that fflying pony, right?"
"Yep, and it's Pegasus."
"Sorry, my mistake, you know how it is, you get old enough and everything just gets mushed up as one."
This purplexed Ditzy"But your not that old, you onil look 21.
"21, I havn't been 21 in aeons." Replied the Doctor while stifferling a chuckle.
"If you say so, by the way you haven't seen Dinky anywhere have you?"
"Who?"
Ditzy began to explain who Dinky was, using here foreleg to indictate her size."My daughter, about yay high, unicorn."
The Doctor rose to all fours and cracked his back. "Nope, haven't seen anyone in ages, been out stone cold. Wait did you say Unicorn, as in an actual real life Unicorn? you have got to be joking."
"Ermm, no. Are you from somekind of backwater somewhere, how could you have not heard of Unicorns, there everywhere,"
This new revelation took hold of the Doctors rational mind and injected it with several tonnes of suger.
"Real life unicorns, that use Magic? I haven't seen magic since Rassilion banned it and destroyed all races that could use it." The Doctor bounced around the room while explaining this.
"This is amazing, I have got see this for myself, where is the little kid?
"Well thats what I was asking you."Ditzy groaned. "You really lost trck of things easily, Doctor... what?"
"Doctor, just the Doctor. So she's missing."
"Well not miss-" Ditzy was cut off by the Doctor's rude interruption.
"Well this will not do, she must be found and if my amazing Timelord senses are correct then she is..." The Doctor raised his hoof to the sky and pionted in front of himself "Outside the door."
The Doctor then proceeded to open the said door to reveal a cheerfull Dinky Doo drawning a picture in the mud.
"Muffin!" Squeled Ditzy with joy as she rushed out and scooped Dinky up. "Why didn't you tell me where you were going, I was worried."
"Sorry mama, do you forgive me?" Dinky Stared up with her diabetes inducing eyes. "I was just trying to draw you a picture."
Ditzy hugged Dinky with all her might, a singal tear rolling down her face."I could never stay mad at you, your my special little muffin."
The Doctor watched this heart warming display of motherly love and couldn't help but chuckle, over 900 years and still the universe was finding new sights to brighten his day. As the Doctor was admiring them, his eye was caught by the glimmer of light off a metalic object. He trotted over to investigate and discovered that the object in question was in-fact his sonic screwdriver, covered in mud and drool but still his trusty srewdriver.
The Doctor didn't know what had happened to his precious gadget and had just turned around to ask Dinky if she knew what had happened when he noticed something odd, they were gone. The Doctor looked around in panic, wondering what could have happened when he saw Ditzy cowering on the side of the dirt path, with Dinky at her side.
Before he could ask what had happened the Doctor was hit in the flank by a mass of brightly coloured flailing limbs that collapsed in a pile next to him to reveal 3 fillys covered in sticky toffee.
"What, what... what?" The Doctor fumbled to his feet. "But... how.. what?"
Before he could make sense of what had just occured the Doctor heard a faint chuckling come from inside the hut.
"Oh, Apple Bloom, come to see me again so soon?" Chuckled Zecora as she walked out of her hut to the sight in front of her.
"Sorry, Zecor', it's just that there was this big boom-" Apple Bloom started to explain before been interrupted by Scootaloo.
"Nah-ha, it wasn't a boom it was a blast, with explosions and bright lights, it was Awsome!"
"No it wasn't it was awfull." Added Sweetie Bell.
The Doctors interest was piqued by the mention of booms and explosions, from what he had seen so far this didn't look like a world full of insane creatures that blew each other up, unlike some planets that he had been to recently.
"What do you mean explosions?"
"Well we were down at sugercube corner make sweets-". Apple Bloom began before been interrupted by Sweetie Belle.
"No, we were making cakes."
Apple Bloom sighed.
"Does it really matter?, Anyhow, we were baking with Pinkie when she rushed out of the store and then a few minutes later there was big flash of light and when we came outside to investigate all the air near Twi's was all shiny, so we came here to ask for yall's help."
Zecora opened her mouth to speak but was cut off by the Doctor.
"Wait did you say shiny, as in wibbly wobbly shiny?"
"Why, sure."
"I see, Zecora can you watch this kids, I've got to investigate this."
"We, we've got to investigate this." Ditzy added.
"Bu-"
"No- buts, I'm not letting you run off like that unsupervised." Ditzy insisted.
The Doctor sighed, "Fine, but you have to leave her here." The Doctor stated whilst pionting at Dinky."
Dizty looked down at Dinky. "Will you be ok for a bit longer?"
"Of course mama." Replied Dinky while giving her mama a hug.
"Well, okay then." Ditzy placed Dinky on the ground.
"Good, no time to waste, now to ponyville! And I have no idea where that is."
Dizty pionted north-west.
"Okay, Geronimo." Shouted the Doctor as he galloped off.

"Wait for me." Cried Ditzy as she speed off after him.

Thats all for now. Bye.