Mailboxes are Dildos. Literally. A massive collaboration story between Flutterpriest, Alex_, Iorii, Dustchu, ROBCakeran53, Sammy Sheep, RK_Striker_JK_5, and 2Merr.

"This story isn't heartwarming. It's not a holiday fiction. It's not even good. The fact that this exists only proves that god himself has given up on humanity. Every day this story is allowed to exist is another day we all spend in purgatory with snakes biting our genitals. " - Mikesnipe

"I didn't know that a cervix opening could actually shrivel up and fall off inside a woman. Now I know, from experience, because this story caused that to happen. Read at your own risk." - anonpencil

" I am trying to take a shit and instead I'm crying on the toilet. " - The Author of My Little Dashie