So I go to this bar after a long, hard day of work, and see this guy giving out these new drinks. Within the first drink, I get stupidly drunk, and eventually pass out. Now I can do things with my mouth??? Help?!

Displaced story, with a protag that has no idea of what anything is. As in, he has no idea of MLP, or of any video games.

1000 views... wow. I honestly never expected to get this much out of the story. It's not even the story I'm mainly focusing on!