Chapter 1: "The Slasher heads to Equestria."
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Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Canterlot.
Chapter 1: "The Slasher heads to Equestria."
Tirek shook in the shackles he was in, he hadn't eaten in days. Looking down at the cold,rock-hard floor. He could't bare this suffering anymore. Thinking about those petite little ponies wrecking his plan, he would've had all the power he had if they didn't ruin it. Tirek exhaled slowly, chuckling. He laughed louder, seeming like this was all a joke. He kept laughing, until passing out. His body fell to the stone floor with a big thump.
Tirek woke, somewhere he wasn't before. All he saw was woods and wildlife, Tirek mouthed a “Huh?”. Seeing he was only a spirit, he looked up. There was a sign, about 40 years-old. It said “Albatross Boot Camp.”
“Hm. This could be interesting.” Tirek spoke.Meanwhile, two teens were escorted out of the camp in a ambulance. Cops looked around at the circle of cabins surrounding the head building. Bodies were everywhere, all around the camp. Tirek saw all the carnage, being pleased at the madman who had done this.He had looked around, seeing two officers speak.
“So, who is this bastard, and where is he.” one of them questioned.
“Oh. Sheriff says it’s that Jason Voorhees fellow. That kid who drowned back in ‘57” Answered the other officer. “That S-O-B is submerged under the rubble of a collapsed cabin. He won’t be coming out anytime soon.” that made Tirek realize, he could kill himself, go into Jason’s body as a temporary host to gain power, and maybe split away from him, and return back to his body. “Genius.” He thought. Tirek looked around for the destroyed cabin, spotting it.
The rubble was still and quiet, nothing had moved from it’s spot since it had fell onto Jason. Tirek looked upon it, thinking of how to get his soul into him. But it doesn’t work like that, the being must be in the same universe the corpse was in. Tirek said all kinds of colorful words like “FUCK! SHIT!” Tirek thought of something, using the power he had left to transport Jason Voorhees to Equestria. It was perfect..
Princess Celestia walked out onto the balcony, letting her mane flow in the wind. She looked down at all the ponies doing their things, shopping, working, cleaning, and all other things. She smiled, walking into her quarters. She sat, reading a book. Then, a loud thump was heard. He ears perked up, looking towards the balcony. She got up and looked around rapidly. She saw a crowd of ponies dashing away.
Wanting to know what was going on, Celestia opened up her wings and started to fly down to the commotion.
Jason Voorhees was stabbing a pony rapidly with an Ice Pick, eventually sticking it in their head. He dropped the pony, making a little grunt. He turned around, staring at Celestia.
Jason had locks of hair running down his head, some hair is missing where the straps are on his head. His hockey mask is distorted, with the paint and chevrons wearing off of it, with a gash in the eye hole. He wore a light blue button-down shirt, with a coat made out of random fabrics and furs that were stitched together, with a belt holding it together.
[Fuck describing him, PICTURE!]
[I hate the way it’s posed. But you can still see the image.]
Celestia stared at Jason with a menacing look, Jason tilted his head in confusion. He turned and walked away, holding the bloody Ice Pick. then, Celestia flew after him, picking him up with magic and turning him around to face her. Jason swiped the Ice Pick across Celestia’s face. She whinnied, dropping him onto a fruit cart. Celestia slid across the pavement as Jason got up, swiping off a squished orange on his shoulder.
Jason inched closer and closer to Celestia. Then out of freakin’ no where, Luna swoops down as drives him into a wall. Jason slid down, falling with a loud thump. Luna snarled at him, flying towards Celestia. She helped her up.
“Whom was that sister?” Luna asked. “It doesn’t seem like a pony.”
“It’s a human, a rare species to pop up here.” Celestia answered. “And it seems hostile.”
Indeed Jason was hostile, doing the dead-man rise. He got up, walking towards them with the ice pick still in his hand. Celestia turned and lifted him up with magic. Jason struggled to get out of the hold, grunting a bit. Celestia lowered him to the ground. Jason looked at them with anger, wanting to fucking kill them. Jason got an arm out of the hold, throwing the ice pick at Celestia’s wing. She let out a sudden scream as she fell to the floor, dropping Jason in the process. Jason took out the Goose Gutter, a duck-hunting purpose weapon, the name was stupid but it was sharp as it looked like an axe combined with a machete.
Jason walked towards them, getting his grip thight on the Goose Gutter. Luna used magic to drive him into the wall. Jason made a tiny groan in pain as he made a direct hit into the concrete. He fell to his knees, enraged at this point. He ran towards the two with the weapon in his hands, sliced a bit of Luna’s chest fur off.
Luna put a bubble over her and Celestia. Jason swung his weapon down on the bubble rapidly, not stopping at any point. Celestia got up, flinging him across the market district. Ponies went up to him, curious of this creature.
“Don’t go near him! He’s a threat!” Celestia screamed from across the district.
“Why shouldn’t go near it? It look cool!” One of the ponies said.
Jason go up, grabbing the pony who said that comment. Using the Goose Gutter, he dropped them and used the weapon split their head apart. All the other ponies screamed as they witnessed the murder. Jason threw a throwing knife at one of the ponies’ head, making them drop to the floor with a thump.
Jason kicked a stallion down, stomping on their head with his boot. A mare got gutted like a fish, a two-fer, a horse getting lit on fire.
He looked at all the carnage, looking around with no emotion. he didn’t feel guilty like the other murderers and psychopaths. Jason Voorhees would be notorious in Equestria, but not yet. This is just the beginning of all of this.....
Ki,Ki,Ki Ma,Ma,Ma
End of Chapter One..
Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Canterlot.
Jason huffed, looking around. The place was on fire, blood was splattered everywhere, The shops were destroyed, and bodies were scattered. It had been 2 hours since the sisters had sent him flying into his next killing spree. Jason looked around, with his hair getting into his face sometimes. It was silent, nopony spoke. Jason walked towards the entrance of the district, hearing a swoosh.
He looked up, seeing Celestia in battle armor holding a sword. Jason went into his knapsack, grabbing out a throwing knife. Celestia used magic to take the knife out of hands, throwing it in his shoulder. Jason reacted fast, slowly turning to his left shoulder. “Idiot”, giving him back the throwing knife. Jason took out the knife that was dug into his shoulder, throwing it at her. the knife dug into her armor. Celestia swooped down to ground level,tucking her wings, giving Jason an angry look, he tilted his in confusion.
“Human, back down or face the consequences.” She said with her chin up.Jason stopped tilting his head, going up to her. Jason was almost tall as her, he was 6”8 behemoth of a man when Celestia was 7”3 (So only 5 inches taller than Jason, damn). She looked down to him, making a little growl. Jason walked back, taking out the 2 1/2 foot of a weapon. Celestia planted her hooves firmly on the ground. Jason started to walk at a slow-pace, then speed-walking. Celestia blasted him into the sky. Jason felt the breeze on his neck, and his face. His hair started to get into his face.
Celestia unfolded her wings, flying up towards him. He’d try to swing the weapon at her, but she was far away from him. Celestia swung the sword at him, but he blocked. Oh I forgot, gravity. Jason started to fall, as Celestia dove trying to get a fatal blow on him. The two locked blades, falling. Celestia froze him in place with magic, then starting to fly him to the cliff of the mountain Canterlot was standing on. Jason struggled to get out of the hold, trying to kick and move his arms. He got a leg out of the hold, kicking Celestia in her gut. She reacted with a wince, dropping him.
“You mother f-” Celestia saw him dive to the living district. Jason was close to the ground, preparing to land on his feet. He landed with ease, dusting himself off. Jason looked around, seeing a bunch of houses. Ponies started to make a crowd, a stallion came up to him, having a sorta of a southern accent.
“Lookie Lookie, a faggot wearing a coat made out of garbage.” The stallion snarled. “And who wears a hockey mask? We ain’t playin’ a game of hockey.” Jason made a little grunting noise, looking down at him. “What are you gonna do, knock my block off?” Jason decapitated him with the palm of his hand, making everypony around him scream and flee. Jason looked around, seeing the area was empty.
It was quiet, not a sound was heard. Jason looked around, flipping over benches and opening anything to find anypony. Jason heard a fizzling combined with a whimsical sound, he turned, seeing Celestia with her horn lit and being pointed at his face.
“Gotcha!” She exclaimed, blasting his face. A shock wave occurred, making buildings crack and crumble. Jason was sent back flying, landing in a house and lost his conscious. Celestia was sent back into a fountain, a huge smack was heard when she collided making her knock out. Everything shook within a mile radius of the blast.
Celestia started to open her eyes, seeing Jason engraved into a house. She rubbed her head, feeling pain in her hind leg. She looked down towards her legs, seeing a sharp piece of stone pierced through his leg. Her horn lit up, trying to get the stone out of her leg. She put more force, it was really stuck in there. She managed to get it out, making a loud wince after. She laid back, sighing. Then, a throwing knife was thrown at the fountain, a centimeter away from her face.
Jason was standing, ready for another round. The left part of his hockey mask was destroyed, with a large chunk of the mask missing by the eye hole. His face was okay, the mask took the blow for him. Jason started to walk towards her, with a shard of glass in his hands. Celestia backed up a bit against fountain, afraid of this monster.
(End of Chapter.)
Author's Note
Now I kept this one short because I ran out of ideas I don’t really know why but next chapter I’m planning to be lengthy. Sorry about being on hiatus, This will be my top priority after my school problems are solved.
