Rarity Gives a Nice Solid Dicking To Seventeen Stallions and Fifteen Mares With Her Trusty Strap-On

by Super Trampoline

Rating: mature
Tags: Mr. Cake, Anthology, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rarity, Porn, Sex, Fetish, Braeburn, Comedy, Profanity
Length: 1345

I hope that this summary prepares // You for Rarity pegging some mares // And seventeen stallions // (What a rapscallion!), // Invading their tight derrières

I hope that this summary prepares
You for Rarity pegging some mares
And seventeen stallions
(What a rapscallion!),
Invading their tight derrières

Presented completely in limmerick
As funny as the dildo is thick
I pray you enjoy
Rarity and her toy
As she violates ponies with her dick.

Updates every Friday. Feel free to suggest ponies you want to see get a dicking.

Content Warning: Contains pegging. Duh.

”I have descended from the mountains to tell you that this is good fic and you have done goodly.
Now I return to the wilderness.” ~Fiddlebottoms

Published 2018-01-12 10:50:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-01-20 03:57:02 UTC

Rarity Buys a Strap-On

There was a mare once named Rarity
Who noticed a certain disparity.
She wasn't transgender,
It's just that the splendor of
Dicks made her slick on her mare clitty.

Yes, dicks were a wonderful presence
She loved when she swallowed their essence.
She loved when they rammed her
And slammed her and crammed her
And generally filled her with presents.

But all of this penis envelopment
Did nothing to stem the development
Of a new desire
To dangle and fire
Her very own phallic flesh element.

She didn't want to be a stallion;
She loved her vaginal alley and
Was happy with marehood;
She just wished a mare could
Occasionally trade in her valley and

Instead in its place have a penis
(Of course, there was porn where she'd seen this)
The male genetalia
Perfect for nailing a
Hole keenest /////////

No surgery Rarity wanted
So how could a thick dick be flaunted?
She realized the answer
Lay not in her pants or
Her crotch, but the sex shop she haunted.

Yes! Rarity was a real pervert.
She loved getting whipped 'til her fur hurt.
Hot wax or rope bonds,
Other accoutrements
All manners of toys would make her squirt.

Now, naturally she owned a dildo
With it in her cooch she felt filled so.
Yet it was free standing
And hardly commanding
the imposing presence she willed though.

No, Rarity needed much better.
(This thought I confess made her wetter.)
She needed a phallus
for filling a palace
That to her crotch could then be tethered.

Yes Rarity needed a strap-on!
A big one she could get crap on
When ramming the asses
Of the horny masses,
A penis she simply could slap on.

And thus to the sex shop she traveled
O'er dirt roads and paved roads and gravel.
Aft' trotting for hours
She reached the fine towers
Of Canterlot and map unravelled.

While ponies are not really prudish
Celestia thought it was rudish
For base institutions:
Sex shops, prostitution
To be in plain site freely viewed, this

Meant that it took a hot minute
To find the shop and enter in it.
But Rarity Belle
Was quite clever as well
So she found it and soon was within it.

And oh what a world she uncovered!
Such sexual sights she discovered!
Bridles and breeches
And lashes and leashes and
All there in plain sight lay uncovered.

Yes, this was a store that was worthy!
The selection of products made her squee.
Her heart rate increased
And a blush it bequeathed
And it left her lungs feeling quite pursy

Now there was a shop back in Ponyville
But compared to this it felt like Phonyville
It held frilly underwear,
hoofcuffs were pink in there
Old potions cost too much money still

This place was different and bustling
Employees were informed and hustling.
A wider selection
from pumps for erections
To Pony Sutra pages rustling.

Yes, this was a store that plied pleasure
No other against it could measure.
It may have been hidden
But Rares would have ridden
On Tirek's dick to find its treasure.

She could have spent hours just browsing,
A thought that indeed was arousing,
But she had objectives:
Her mission directive:
Find the best cock the store was housing

To that end she strode to the section
with a generous dildo collection.
Some shook and some spun
And they all looked like fun,
But she was here for one selection.

A strap-on she sought thus to purchase
Attached to the pelvis near her tits
She'd use it to grind
And blow ponykind's mind
So she needed to find quite a sure fit.

A salespony helped her try models
(Some came with their own semen bottles!)
Some were short; some were long
Some were colorful schlongs
But they all were shaped like axolotls.

An hour of strapping up later
She purchased a new penetrator
A sturdy twelve inches
with buckles and cinches
And even a mini vibrator!

Thus satisfied, she headed home
Through darkness of night she did roam
Her thoughts were indecent
And twice on the descent,
She stopped to give her clit a comb.

At last she arrived at the boutique,
Now ready to become a new freak
As she drifted to bed
Lewd thoughts filled her head
Far too dirty for her ever to speak.

AAAAAAAASS-ppaloosa!

There once was a pony named Braeburn
And those who thought he was just gay learned
That he swings both ways
When it's time to graze
So he quickly signed up for a turn.

That rubber dick far up his rear
Quite satisfied him it appeared
He moaned with great pleasure
While feeling the measure
Of Rarity's foot-long schlong gear.

Author's Note

Twilight Sparkle Has Dorky Fantasies

Next up in line was a ruler,
A princess, a friend, and a scholar.
Yes, Twilight stood there,
Quite the submissive mare,
And Rarity's job was to school her.

"Oh I've been a bad bad bad student!
Please stick your shaft into my indent.
Just punish me viciously
That'd be delicious, please
Do with me what e'er your intent!"

Rarity giggled some softly,
As she held her friend's buns up aloftly.
"Naughty students get fucked
In the ass; you're in luck!"
And then Twilight screamed rather off key.

Author's Note

Skirt up, panties down
Now it's time to go to town

Rarity fucks Mr. Cake

Carrot Cake walked in embarrassed,
His tail had his genitals caressed.
He lifted his tail
To reveal that his male
Parts were under metallic arrest.

My wife you see, has me in chastity
And now I'm perpetually flaccid, please
Massage my prostate,
Making me ejaculate,
I want to cum bad, but she has the key!

Author's Note

Spike Finally Has Sex With Rarity

There once was a dragon named Spike
Who wished Rarity was a bike
That way he could ride her
(With flowers he'd plied her,
But she might as well've been a dyke.)

So now he saw an opportunity
In her service to the community
To finally do her,
But he wouldn't screw her
No she would screw him with impunity.

"Yes this is worth it!" he squealed,
As she rammed it up his happy meal
The dragon rejoiced
as the moans filled his voice
For it seems pegging still held appeal.

He never did stick it inside her
but as he lay panting beside her
He diddled his meat
While she pounded his seat
Stretching his virgin ass ever wider.

Author's Note

Note: Assume Spike is 18. Dragons just mature slowly.

Rarity Sets Up Her Dicking Stall

There once was a young mare named Rarity
Who thought that missing from her fair city
Was a dicking stall
Where ponies could call
For her to ram her rod up their booty.

Determined to remedy this fault
--Her dick and herself now a gestalt--
She rented a space at
The marketplace that
Would house her booty assault.

So market day thus came around,
and a new stall in town could be found.
The sign said "Free dickings!"
("And also free licking!")
And ponies did soon it surround.

There sat at the booth the creator,
She was stroking her anal invader
And waiting for someone
To step up for some fun
But most ponies thought "Maybe later..."

At last through the crowd stepped a brave soul
Eager to fill in his grave hole
The ponies all gasped
As Rarity clasped
His hips and shook like a rave hall.

The stallion sputtered and wheezed
As in and out Rarity breezed.
The spectators watched
As Rarity botched the
The tightness of her pegging feast.

When done, he stumbled off, satisfied
The crowd before Rarity mystified
But sure enough soon
They did sing a new tune
And a line quickly formed outside.

Thus started her strap-on adventure,
And now, dear reader, we venture
Through salient tales
of Rarity's nails
So steamy they might cause calenture!

Author's Note