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The Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)

by TheMajorTechie
Butter Knife is your everyday, somewhat-atypical, overly-generic "edgy" alicorn. Now then, prepare yourself for a nice dose of CRINGE.

You'd think that with a name such as "Butter Knife", a mare would be much better at being, say, an amazing chef for some highly-rated restaurant.

Nope. Butter Knife is just bad at stabbing people. She's also quite dull, considering her self-described "edge".

A parody of the "Edgy Alicorn OC" trope, and aiming for the maximum absurdity.

Downvote as much as needed. :trollestia:

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6936 words: Estimated 35 minutes to read
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26 Chapters:

  1. Dat edge tho. 2017-12-31 05:09:35 UTC
    1183
  2. Sugarcube Corner 2018-01-03 01:19:33 UTC
    332
  3. There was once an edgy little alicorn... 2018-02-28 01:57:25 UTC
    183
  4. ...Who was being a complete and utter moron. 2018-03-05 05:16:20 UTC
    316
  5. Karmadillo! 2018-03-08 02:34:08 UTC
    277
  6. Enter: Ego Boost! 2018-03-18 21:26:27 UTC
    225
  7. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA-- 2018-03-23 04:29:34 UTC
    383
  8. Butter Knife's amazing sailing trip! 2018-03-28 02:11:30 UTC
    389
  9. SQUACK! 2018-04-05 04:07:54 UTC
    364
  10. The Heart Locket 2018-04-08 07:49:44 UTC
    507
  11. Random blurbs 2018-04-16 03:54:10 UTC
    82
  12. Enter: LawnPo, AKA Lawnmower Pony, God of Thunder! 2018-04-18 00:12:48 UTC
    172
  13. The advent of YouTwitFace 2018-04-19 02:32:27 UTC
    192
  14. Time to get PSY-ched! 2018-04-20 04:45:43 UTC
    254
  15. Rocket Toaster Extravaganza! 2018-04-23 23:35:58 UTC
    239
  16. Sticky situation 2018-04-25 00:01:42 UTC
    73
  17. ANON. 2018-05-01 00:52:42 UTC
    108
  18. SUDDENLY, MEERKATS! 2018-05-01 22:34:31 UTC
    116
  19. SHIPS! SHIPS! SO MANY SHIPS! 2018-05-08 04:15:39 UTC
    293
  20. INTERMISSION: Sanity Check 2018-05-14 00:58:47 UTC
    126
  21. ALICRON, THE ALICORN OF TIME! 2018-05-21 00:48:59 UTC
    133
  22. Nobody in Particular 2018-05-23 00:22:10 UTC
    247
  23. MicrAppGoo 2018-05-31 06:20:23 UTC
    174
  24. The Pony of Culture 2018-06-01 03:39:07 UTC
    308
  25. RESET! 2018-06-07 21:35:37 UTC
    54
  26. Universe Implosion! 2018-06-12 21:14:09 UTC
    206