Late at night, you, a human, dressed in a fine black tuxedo walked alongside a small, dark blue winged unicorn within a white marble hallway. She was a little over four foot tall, you towered over the little creature a great deal. Her long mane was light blue. Her coat too was a light blue, though slightly darker.
“We thank thou for agreeing to this. This just friends cuddling session sounds delightful.” she said excitedly, with her sweet and innocent voice.
“You’re welcome, Princess Luna.”
You were more than happy to agree. Cuddles was a sign of ultimate friendship here, and you were not going to risk hurting her feelings by rejecting her. The cuddling will be nice, and it will be of the purest kind. Well, you admit you were no saint, but you had no lustful feelings toward Luna or anypony. For these alien horse creatures didn’t have genitalia, so nothing could go wrong. It will be cuddles, and a bonding experience, and nothing more. You felt your blood boil at the thought of anyone doing anything inappropriate to psychologically scar these pure and innocent creatures.
On a side note you also felt no urges to actually even use the bathroom here. It seemed this very realm of existence was safeguarding you from getting into awkward situations and ruining the innocence of these ponies.
In no time at all, you reached your destination. A double wooden door, engraved with the insignia of Luna's cutie mark in the middle.
She opened the door with a light push of her hoof and trotted inside, you followed after her, although, you needed to duck your head.
Her room was very plain. The walls were simply covered in a black paint, and there was a large dark purple, love heart shaped bed, taking up most of the room.
Luna was sat on the left side of the bed, beaming up at you with a warm smile. You walked over, laying yourself down next to her. Once there, you wrapped one arm around her neck, she in turn wrapped one hoof around yours, snuggling up to you, and pressing her warm and soft, furry body against yours.
“Goodnight, Anon.” she said softly.
“Goodnight, Luna.” you said, leaning your head to rest on her soft, slightly fuzzy feeling mane, a soothing tingling sensation coursing through your body as you did so.
You were content to just cuddle this sweet and innocent creature of the purest form and go to sleep.
Alas, why your brain was of noble intention, your metaphorical second brain had a rather diabolical plan to destroy the innocence of this little pony. The feel of her body was just too warm and soft, so warm and soft she was, a certain part of you began to expand at a terrifying rate.
‘Nooooo!’ came your panicked thoughts. 'Why penis?! Why must you ruin everything?! All I wanted was cuddles! Not this!’
Your cock ignored your protests, growing into a large tent in your pants, in order to reach out to the tender flesh that was so close to it.
“Why is thou poking us down there?" she asked in a harsh tone, her eyes snapping open to give you an angry glare.
“Uhhh, Luna, it’s just a third arm. It will fall off in the morning.” you lied.
“Fall off?!” She shouted, her eyes widening in alarm. “Are thee sick Anon?” she asked in a worried tone, rolling herself on top of you, her hooves grabbing your sides.
“Luna! Wait!” You shouted, reaching your hand out to her.
But it was too late, with a simple tug, Luna pulled down your pants and underwear, your cock springing forth from its prison to give her a hard slap across the face. Her mouth formed an ‘O’ shape when your cock slapped her face, a most blissful look upon her face along with it.
“Oooh, what kind of arm is this?” she said, her large eyes staring at your member in awe.
“Oh no, I’ve ruined your innocence.” You said in a low voice, staring at your raging hard on in shame. Your cock wasn’t even subtle about it, seemingly having grown to the size of an actual horse cock, in order to make sure it destroyed her innocence.
“Innocence?!” Luna growled. “Do not insult us. We are no mere foal, we are two thousand and five hundred and sixty seven years old. We have cuddled and kissed many a fine lover over the centuries.”
“But that’s just cuddling and kissing!” you protested.
“So? Cuddling and kissing is sex. Honestly, it is thee who is the innocent one here.”
“No, I’m not.” you said, crossing your arms.
“Then explain the facts of life to Us then?”
“Sure, you ponies… uhhhh…. How do you have babies?”
Luna sighed, a hoof slapping her forehead. “When a mare and stallion love each other most dearly, they cuddle and kiss for about ten minutes, at this point their love matrix magic activates and the mare becomes pregnant."
“..... what? How does the baby come out?”
Luna sighed. “When the baby is fully grown, it naturally teleports out of her onto her tummy.”
“Your anatomy is so strange. I don’t know how that makes any sense.”
“Well, how do you make babies then?” she huffed, crossing her hooves.
“Well… it works by--
“Does it involve that big thing going in a mare’s mouth? Because that sounds delightful.” she asked in a hopeful tone, her eyes sparkling.
“No…. uhhhh, it involves--
Luna glared up at you with a hateful glare. “Though lies! It must involve thine big appendage being crammed into a mare's mouth.”
“No, it’s some other hole.”
“Other hole? What other hole? Surely, thine appendage does not go up a mare’s nose or ears. How would it even fit? Therefore, it has to be the mouth.”
“Ponies don’t have such a hole.”
Her eyes widen in shock. “And thee calls our anatomy strange. What is the purpose of having this second hole?”
“Well, it’s where the thing between my legs goes in and where the baby comes out.”
“Aha, how strange. So babies don’t teleport out of human mares?”
“No, they don’t.”
“What’s the name of thine appendage?”
“It’s a penis.”
“A penis, sounds lovely. A befitting name. Can thee stick thine penis in our mouth?”
“Uhhhh,” you said, pulling the blanket over you. “Aren’t we just having just friends cuddles?”
“Please.” she pleaded, clasping her hooves together.
“No, Luna, let’s just… just…. Just…. I-I… I---“ you lost your voice, your heart skipping a beat at the sight of Luna staring at you with a pleading, cute doggy eye look, her eyes watering a little of the thought of rejection. “Oh, of course you can Luna.” you said in a weak voice.
“Huzzah!” she shouted excitedly, clapping her hooves together.
To Be Continued… maybe.
