"You win!" screamed Luna, finally at the end of her rope. She'd been through too much, they both had, and neither princess could take one second more of Discord's demented, depraved game.

A pleasant chime somewhere overhead went "ding!" and in a flash of light the diapers vanished from both princesses, taking their contents with them. A gust of clean, lemon-scented fragrance blew over them both, and a door appeared against one wall, with a large, green EXIT sign above it.

"Ta-da!" said Discord, appearing between the princesses, who were now scrambling to their hooves. "I win, so the game is over. You're free to go."

"What about Twilight, and the rest of our friends?" said Celestia suspiciously.

"Go and free them." Discord grinned and gestured at the door. Celestia summoned the energy to trot through it, with Luna close on her heels. On the other side they found the dim room that Discord had shown them at the beginning, with its six fluid-filled tubes containing six brightly colored ponies. Now that they were there, however, one thing was immediately obvious.

The ponies floating in the tubes were cardboard cutouts, and the tubes themselves contained no liquid at all, they were merely painted with bubbles on the inside so that they looked as if they did.

The whole thing was fake.

"But... where are they?" asked Luna. "What have you done with them?"

Discord's grin widened. "I've done nothing at all with them. They're just where they've always been, going about their lives in Equestria, untouched."

"WHAT?" bellowed Luna. Her horn began to blaze, and her wings opened wide. She set her hooves, ready to leap to the attack.

"Much as I'd love to stay and play, Poopybutt, dear, I have to go wash my hair. Cheerio!" and with a snap of his fingers he was gone. Or rather they were gone, the room vanishing around them, to be replaced a moment later by the familiar walls of Canterlot Palace.

"I'm going to murder him and paint the walls with his entrails," gritted Luna, her horn still glowing with enraged magic.

Celestia looked at her, and started to laugh. She knew it wasn't right, and really nothing about what had happened should have been funny, but she couldn't help it. They'd done all that for no reason at all. They'd been idiots, and in that moment it was the funniest thing ever.

Luna stared at her, her horn slowly dimming, then started to laugh as well.

Palace guards stared as the two princesses laughed and laughed until they were rolling around on the palace floor.

And somewhere in his realm of indescribable chaos, Discord laughed too.

Author's Note

It's been a weird ride, readers. You probably noticed that! None of the things in this (except princess on princess smooching) is a fetish I'm super into, so it was a different sort of story for me to write, but I'll be honest: I had fun with it. It was just so weird and off the wall and absurd that I didn't have to worry. No plot, no character development, nothing I find sexy... so I could just be weird and off the wall and absurd and not care how it came out.

I've no idea how the results will read to most people. I suspect if you're into this stuff you'll like it well enough. If you're not, who knows?

If you hate it just because of the fetishes it contains, however, please refrain from leaving comments to that effect. You were warned at least twice about every single one of them. That you chose to keep reading is entirely on you.