Taokaka is in equestria, well sort of. She has decided to tell us her story of her being in Equestria, and all the fun she had with ponies, or "Uni-somethings" as she calls them. That or "Funny Doggies".

Read on as she causes confusion, chaos, and a possible mental breakdown for Twilight Sparkle while along the way eating more candy then she should, trying to find a substitute for Litchi's (or "Boobie Lady" as she calls her) boobies and causing great pain to Celestia! This is Taokaka in Equestria!

Please note that this fic will not, in keeping with the mindset of Taokaka, be serious in any way.

Taokaka and other characters in this fic are from the BlazBlue video game series. For more information on the games and characters, look here: http://blazblue.wikia.com