Rarity was at home working on a new dress for a customer. She had been working on this dress for two whole days and was nearing completion. Rarity always loved the outfits she created. In fact, she was wearing one of her own right now. It was a tight, dark purple, long sleeved tee shirt. With a matching mini skirt to go along with it. With it, she was wearing pantyhose and a lovely pair of purple boots with white laces and three light blue gems on them. She looked absolutely gorgeous.
As she was working, she realized she was running out of her materials.
"Oh of course. Why does this stuff always happen to me when I need it most!" Rarity said angrily to herself.
She wrote down a list of what she needed and headed out to town to get more supplies. As she walked outside, she noticed how beautiful of a day it was and decided to walk into town instead of drive. She arrived in town and started gathering her stuff and after an hour or so of shopping, she had about half of what she needed. As she walked out of one of the stores and made her way to the next, it began to start raining.
"Oh for. Ugh..! Rain. Really?" Rarity complained. As she walked she tripped on a loose tile and fell down. Her supplies and list spilled everywhere.
"Damn it! Why me?" She continued. As she began to pick up everything, a squirrel came poking it head out of a bush.. Watching Rarity. He then scampered out towards her.
"Ugh, go away." She said angrily to the squirrel. He just look at her. Then, ran forward and snatched one of her rolls of yarn and ran off.
"No! Come back here with that you rodent" Rarity yelled and gave chase. She ran through the parking lot chasing the squirrel. She splashed through puddles as they ran into the woods.
Rarity chased the squirrel, who held tightly to the ball of yarn. As they ran through the forest, the squirrel raced up a tree and started jumping from tree to tree to get away from Rarity. She on the other hand was too busy chasing him to notice the root that was in her path. She tripped over it and fell into a little stream that cut through the woods. She was soaked from head to toe.
"Okay, now I'm angry. When I catch at squirrel, I'm going to turn his furry as into a hat." She said angrily as she got back to her feet and continued her pursuit.
The squirrel had made it out of the woods in one piece and was heading toward ls a small farm. But Rarity wasn't far behind. The squirrel made his way through a small crack in the fence and was able to hide inside. Rarity followed him into it. As walked around. She searched for the squirrel with her yarn.
"Okay, where did you go you little vermin." She said as she searched. Unknown to her. The squirrel had made his way back to his friends and were able to come up with a plan.
Rarity was slowly making her way through the barn looking for the squirrel. As she did, she stepped on a loose floor board. Suddenly, a cascade of hay came tumbling down on her but that wasn't all, a large fat pig came down too.
"Ew, get off me you stupid swine." Rarity squeaked. The pig didn't care.. It just sat and chewed on the hay. Rarity tried to move but she really couldn't. Just then, she felt something warm trickling onto her skirt. She almost screamed in absolute disgust.
"Ugh, you revolting piece of uncooked barbecue! I don't believe it! You're peeing on me!! Gross!" Rarity screamed. The Pig didn't care. It just got up and walked towards her.
"Get away!" Rarity yelled as she motioned for it to leave. Much to her relief, it did but before...
"Pfffffrrrrt"
The pig let out a loud and wet fart. Right into Rarity's face. Her jaw dropped. She couldn't believe what just happened.
"I am going to need a long shower after this. With two shampoos!" She said as she stood back up. The pig's urine dripped off her skirt.
As she continued her search for her yarn, Rarity saw a bunch of squirrels stand beside a leaky water hose. One of them had a piece of yarn tied around it's tail. She approached them slowly.
"Where is my yarn, you stupid creatures." Rarity asked. She was running low on patients. The squirrels all scattered abd Rarity ran after them. As she did, she didn't notice the hose, nor did she noticed the water leaking from it. She slipped on the water, and went flying over a gate, into the pig pen. Instantly she was covered in gooey, thick mud. Her beautiful outfit was not beautiful anymore. The farm animals started laughing at her. Rarity looked around from where she was laying. Her hair was filthy but she was able to push a little out of her face just enough to see the animals laughing at her.
"Oh yes! Isn't this just hilarious!?" Rarity screamed, scaring some of the animals. Rarity was able the get to her feet. Mud dripped down from every each of her. She climbed over the fence to get out of the pin. She looked around at all the animals still slightly laughing.
"Haha, yeah, laughing it up you disgusting, foul smelling, idiotic waste of beings." Rarity screamed at them. "Every single one of you only serve on purpose. To be grounded up and turn into food or love fashion pieces. Which I welcome both! So the joke is on all of you. So enjoy life while you can. Because Rarity will have the last laugh when I use you all for my fashion lines! Hahahaha." Rarity continued. Suddenly something caught her eye. Just to her left was one of the squirrels holding the ball of yarn.
"You! Give me that yarn!" Rarity demanded. The squirrel refused. Rarity got closer. "Give me the damn yarn!" She yelled louder. It frightened the squirrel who ran outside. Rarity ran after him. Not noticing the line of yarn in front of the door way. As she ran toward the door, her leather boot got caught and she tripped on the yarn. It sent her flying out of the barn and face first into a pile of horse manure. She was now completely covered, head to toe in a thick, gooey mess.
"Unbelievable" she shrieked. But the worst was yet to come. As Rarity wiped her face and rolled over to get out of the shit. She noticed a large horse was standing above her eating it's oats, with it's rear pointed right her. Suddenly,
"Pfft"
A slight fart escaped, Rarity looked up just in time to see the horse let the contents of it body release all over Rarity. She was absolutely disgusted. She was in such a state, she didn't even want to see what she looked like. She smelled awful and knew it was going to take days if not weeks to get the stench off.
Once the horse finished doing it's business, it walked away. Rarity made her way out of the the fresh manure and began to make her way home. Hoping no one would see her in such a state. As she made her way through the woods once again, she suddenly heard a timid voice.
"R..rarity?"
"Fluttershy, darling. What.. Uh.. Brings you out here?" Rarity asked. No one could see it under all the mud, shit and pee, Rarity was blushing with embarrassment.
"Mr Squirrel here informed me that you were chasing him, and making threats to the animals. All over one little ball of yarn. You have to care for animals, Rarity. Not be a.. Bitch." Fluttershy explained. Rarity was shocked, she had never heard Fluttershy insult anyone before let alone use that kind of word.
"He stole my yarn. I really needed it." Rarity whined.
"You know what, I suppose to teach you a lesson..." Fluttershy began as she pulled out her phone and took a picture of the filthy girl in front of her. "What should we caption this then? Dirty Rarity? Filth Queen? Hot to Not?"
"Fluttershy, Darling. You wouldn't post that would you?" Rarity pleaded.
"Oh I know, how about.. The Bad Girl. That's perfect. Thank you Mr. Squirrel." Fluttershy said "and..posted.."
"WHAT!! NOOO!!" Rarity screamed.
Rarity woke up with a startle. She looked around. She was back home. Her head was laying on her design table with a half finished dress on it. She ran to her mirror, she was perfectly clean. She took a sniff of her shirt. All she could smell was her perfume.
"It.. It was all a dream?" Rarity asked her reflection. "It was all a dream!" She shouted again. "That would explain so much, like how Fluttershy and I were acting so differently." She giggled feeling much better and she went back to work know everything was fine...
"Oh damn, I'm out of yarn."
Author's Note
Well, that was fun. Thanks for reading everyone! I hope you enjoyed. I'm not all too sure what i'll be doing for the new year but i'll try my best to still make stories for you all!
Anyway, Until next time!
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