"Hello, Sparkle butt" Discord greeted.

"Sparkle butt?" growled Twilight.

"Kidding!" Discord said.

"If you weren't your adorable self, I would be really mad" sighed Twilight.

"Did you here about the performance?" Discord asked.

"What performance?" Twilight said.

"Duh! Celestia's Centennial Chaos- Where Princess Celestia goes wild, literally" Discord explained, "Where have you been living, under a rock?

"I guess I've been living in a castle, made of rock, so pretty close" Twilight said, "Should we go together?

"I thought you'd never ask my dear" Discord said, "Shall we?"

"We shall!" Twilight replied.

As they sat down, Celestia greeted them.

"Discord, Twilight, so good to see you!" she said, smiling.

"We wouldn't miss this for the world" Discord said grinning.

"This is, no doubt, my most favourite performance, where I get to let loose and show myself to the world" Celestia said.

When the show concluded, Twilight and Discord headed to the bar.

"How 'bout a drink Sparkle butt" Discord said, raising a glass.

"Sure" grumbled Twilight.

As they drank, Discord kept on having more and more. After the fifteenth, Twilight had had enough.

"Discord, don't you think you've had enough?"

"Don't worry my sweet, I can handle anything" Discord said, laughing, "Might I add you're looking exceptionally pretty tonight"

"Discord, stop!" Twilight said, blushing furiously.

"Come on Sparkle *hick* butt, up for another" Discord said, handing Twilight another glass.

"Discord, you're too drunk"

"Drunk? No my sweet, I'm simply enjoying myself!" Discord said.

"Come on, we're going home" Twilight said, dragging Discord out the door.

Discord disappeared and reappeared back at the bar. "Maybe you've forgotten I'm magical"

"Well so am I" Twilight said, as she made them appear back at her castle. "Why aren't we at my home?" askes Discord, swaying towards the couch.

"Uh! You're in no condition to go home by yourself, you'll go back to the bar" Twilight explained.

"Fine! Only because you're my marefriend Sparkle butt" Discord said.

Twilight groaned. "Here, take this blanket and pillow, and go sleep on the couch"

"Why can't I sleep with you?" joked Discord.

"Don't push it" said Twilight.

"Goodnight Twilight, love you" Discord said.

"Love you too" smiled Twilight walking off.

After 20 minutes, Twilight thought it was quiet- too quiet. She went go see Discord, and saw that he was fully covered in the blanket. But it seemed like Discord wasn't breathing!

She threw off the blanket to see pillows instead. "Uh oh" Twilight said to herself, teleporting to the bar.

There she saw Discord, of course drinking. "Make another one good sir" he said.

"Don't you think you've had enough?" said the barrister.

"Nonsense! My marefriend will know nothing of this" Discord said, gulping the jug.

"Ahem!" Discord spun around to see Twilight. "How could you? I trusted you!" shouted Twilight.

"Twilight I-" started Discord.

"Forget it! We're over, I've seen your true colours over these two weeks" Twilight said, tears streaming down her face.

Twilight ran out, and for a second, Discord let his tough exterior melt, and felt sadness. "I messed everything up" he said, burrying his face in his lion paw and claw.

"Now should I make another?" asked the barrister.

"No! I'm not going to do something that hurts Twilight so much" Discord exclaimed, "I have to go back and apologise!"

As Twilight arrived in the castle, Spike had woken up seeing all the commotion. "What happened Twilight?" he asked, seeing the tears on her face.

"I trusted Discord, and he took advantage of that trust" sobbed Twilight.

"That's it" Twilight glared at him, "I mean, guys tend to do that a lot, we don't do it on purpose"

Suddenly Discord appeared next to Spike. "Twilight, I'm so sorry and-"

"Get lost"

"What?" Discord was confused.

"You heard me- Get lost" Twilight said, "There's no place in my house for over-drunk people"

"Twilight I-" Discord reached his paw out towards her.

"Save it" Twilight said, teleporting back to her room.

"Tsk tsk- Discord, you can't win her back like that" sighed Spike.

"MIND YOUR OWN BUISINESS YOU FOOL" shouted Discord.

"Geez" mumbled Spike walking away.

All of a sudden Discord felt really lonely. His whole life he had done things on his own- And now it felt like the world was against him. But Discord knew one place that was always home

"Fluttershy, are you there?" Discord asked knocking at the cottage door.

"Discord? What are you doing so late?" Fluttershy asked concerned.

"Let's go inside and I'll explain" Discord said.

After 10 minutes of straightening everything out Fluttershy laughed. "Pardon me for not finding it funny" snarled Discord.

"Oh Discord, for once, I'm not the pony to help" Fluttershy said.

"You're not" Discord was puzzled.

"Who would know about Twilight's freak outs more than Princess Celestia!" Fluttershy suggested.

"Great idea! You're the best" said Discord vanishing.

"I know I am" chuckled Fluttershy, heading back home.

"Fluttershy has been so much help I simply must repay her" said Discord to himself when he arrived home.

"Why don't you go you on a date with her? After all, Twilight said you have a huge crush on her" said Discord number 2, appearing from the celing.

"What! I'm with Twilight" Discord protested.

"But she did break up with you after all. And one tiny date won't hurt" Discord 2 said.

"I don't want to go, but maybe somepony else can go in my place" Discord said.

"Who?" asked Discord 2.

"You!" exclaimed Discord, "Hey that rhymed!"

"What! This is crazy- I like it!" Discord 2 said, tone suddenly changing.

"It's settled- you'll go to dinner with Fluttershy, pretending to be me" Discord cheered.

Author's Note

I know this chapter is short, but then the end timing was really great. Please leave comments and feedback