Double Discord Trouble

by Tranquil Stone

Rating: everyone
Tags: Discord, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Fluttershy
Length: 6185

Discord finds himself in love with a certain purple alicorn, but doesn't want to disappoint a shy yellow pegasus

After long thinking, Discord has concluded that he's in love with Twilight. But after finding out another pony likes him, he creates double trouble in order to follow his heart and not upset his friend.

Published 2018-01-06 06:00:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-01-09 21:34:46 UTC

Tuesday Trouble Teacakes

Author's Note

I read a few Twicord stories and they were pretty good, so this story has Fluttercord and Twilcord. This story has nothing to do with my other stories, so Twilight isn't with Flash ect

Tuesday Trouble Teacakes

It all started on a normal Tuesday tea. "You know Discord, I've never asked you who you're crushing on" said Fluttershy.

"Not really" said Discord blushing.

"Come on there has to be someone?" Fluttershy wasn't keen on giving up. Please say me, please say me she thought.

"Well, no, I'll tell you when I find someone- Hey, what about you?" asked Discord.

"Oh my, well, um, you know him really well" Fluttershy said, blushing.

"Who?" Discord said.

"Nevermind, but for now, only Twilight, Rainbow Dash and I need to find someone" Fluttershy said. Discord absentmindedly chewed on the teacup. Fluttershy stared sadly into the teacup.

Maybe there's something wrong with me, because he never notices me she though, staring into her reflection. When they parted ways, their earlier conversation got Discord thinking.

Everypony has sompony, except me he thought. Boom

Discord was so busy thinking he bumped into Twilight Sparkle. "Hi Discord, I needed your help, if you're not too busy" Twilight said.

"Anything my dear"

"Could you help me finish my project on 'Chaos is Essential', and who better to do so then the Lord of Chaos?" asked Twilight.

"Certainly, lead the way" Discord said snapping his fingers and transporting them to the castle library. So for the rest of the day, the two worked on chaos and how beneficial it is.

At one point, Discord made of miniature model of ideal chaos. He even made chocolate rain on Twilight. "Stop it Discord" she laughed as he had pegasus feathers tickle her. Discord looked at Twilight, and how adorable she looked when she laughed.

"Thank you so much for your help- I couldn't have done it without you!" said Twilight when they finally finished.

Next Tuesday, Discord decided to answer Fluttershy's question. "Remember how you asked me who I was crushing on?"

"Yes, I do" Fluttershy giggled. I think I know who it is- me! she thought.

"She's cute" Discord said.

"Great" Fluttershy said.

"She's beautiful"

"Nice" Fluttershy said dreamily.

"She's you're close friend" All of a sudden Fluttershy snapped out of her trance. "My friend?"

"Her name is Twilight Sparkle" Discord said, blushing.

"WHAT!" shrieked Fluttershy. Discord stared at her. "I mean, yay" Fluttershy corrected sadly.

"Should I ask her out?" Discord said excitedly.

"Sure, why not" Fluttershy answered gloomily.

"Wonderful! See you next week" Discord disappeared in a poof of smoke. Fluttershy sighed. All of a sudden, a small squirrel came up to her with a flower.

He chittered something into Fluttershy's ear. As soon as he said it, Fluttershy blushed. "I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone else"

"Tia, I need you help!" said Discord appearing in Celestia's throne room.

"What is it Discord- Is it a creature from the Everfree Forest?" Celestia asked.

"No, it's much worse" Celestia's eyes widened. "I think I'm falling for somepony!" Celestia just rolled her eyes at him.

"Who is it" she asked.

"Your prized pupil, Twilight Sparkle" Discord said, pacing around. Celestia laughed.

"I'm sorry Tia, but I'm not finding it funny!"

"Oh Discord, you just need to be honest with her, ask her out slowly, and she'll open up to you" Celestia explained.

"Great idea! Thanks Tia" With that, Discord disappeared into a poof of bubbles.

"Hey Twilight, I was thinking, maybe, you and I should go to the Hayburger tonight?" asked Discord, appearing next to her.

"After you helped me so much, it's the least I can do" Twilight said, "See you tonight!"

"See you" Discord magically appeared in his home. "I can't believe she said yes!" he shouted dancing around.

As he washed the dishes to make them dirty instead he hummed to himself. "Well I better get ready"

Meanwhile, Twilight was getting ready. She choose a purple velvet dress with silver stars at the hem, with golden swirl stitching towards the top.

"I can't believe I'm going on my first date with the Lord of Chaos!" she said to herself.

"Date with who now?" Spike asked, just woken up from his nap.

"Oh, I'm going the Hayburger with Discord" Twilight said.

"Seems like he does believe in love now!" Spike mumbled.

"What was that?"

"Nothing, enjoy your date" Spike said.

When they met up, Discord was in awe of Twilight. "You look really pretty" he said.

"You don't look too bad yourself" Twilight smirked, admiring his ocean blue coat with yellow tophat.

A waiters came from around the corner. They were Twilight's friends. "What will you have today" they said in unison.

"Ta da! Don't worry, they're duplicates of our friends" Discord. After they placed there order they chatted and enjoyed.

"Tell me on thing you've never told anyone" Twilight.

"Only for you dear- My last name is Glitter" Discord said, blushing.

"What?" Twilight giggled, "Aw, that's so cute"

"Well, my mother was a softy, and wanted Glitter in my name" Discord said.

"Well, my old name used to be Shadow Moon" Twilight said, "I didn't really like the darkness"

"I like your old one better" Discord said laughing, "Hi Shadow"

"Hi Mr Glitter" Twilight said, smirking.

As they continued, Twilight felt there chemistry. Am I really falling for him? Twilight thought.

All of a sudden Fluttershy trotted in. She saw Twilight and Discord holding hands(Or hooves), and ran out in tears.

"What's wrong with her?" Discord asked.

Twilight sighed. "I should probably tell you, Fluttershy has a huge crush on you"

"WHAT" That explains her wierd behaviour when I told her I like Twilight he thought.

"Well I actually have feelings for somepony else" Discord said.

"Who is the lucky pony?" asked Twilight, her face dulling. Discord leaned in a kissed her. Twilight was surprised as they broke apart.

"Does that answer your question?" Discord asked.

"I think I didn't quite get that" smirked Twilight mischieviously.

"I've got a lot more where that came from"

Twilight leaned in this time and kissed him passionetly.

"I like your style Twi" Discord said.

"Me too" Twilight said.

"So are we an item now?" asked Discord.

"I suppose we are" Twilight said smiling.

Hello Happening Hell

"Hello, Sparkle butt" Discord greeted.

"Sparkle butt?" growled Twilight.

"Kidding!" Discord said.

"If you weren't your adorable self, I would be really mad" sighed Twilight.

"Did you here about the performance?" Discord asked.

"What performance?" Twilight said.

"Duh! Celestia's Centennial Chaos- Where Princess Celestia goes wild, literally" Discord explained, "Where have you been living, under a rock?

"I guess I've been living in a castle, made of rock, so pretty close" Twilight said, "Should we go together?

"I thought you'd never ask my dear" Discord said, "Shall we?"

"We shall!" Twilight replied.

As they sat down, Celestia greeted them.

"Discord, Twilight, so good to see you!" she said, smiling.

"We wouldn't miss this for the world" Discord said grinning.

"This is, no doubt, my most favourite performance, where I get to let loose and show myself to the world" Celestia said.

When the show concluded, Twilight and Discord headed to the bar.

"How 'bout a drink Sparkle butt" Discord said, raising a glass.

"Sure" grumbled Twilight.

As they drank, Discord kept on having more and more. After the fifteenth, Twilight had had enough.

"Discord, don't you think you've had enough?"

"Don't worry my sweet, I can handle anything" Discord said, laughing, "Might I add you're looking exceptionally pretty tonight"

"Discord, stop!" Twilight said, blushing furiously.

"Come on Sparkle *hick* butt, up for another" Discord said, handing Twilight another glass.

"Discord, you're too drunk"

"Drunk? No my sweet, I'm simply enjoying myself!" Discord said.

"Come on, we're going home" Twilight said, dragging Discord out the door.

Discord disappeared and reappeared back at the bar. "Maybe you've forgotten I'm magical"

"Well so am I" Twilight said, as she made them appear back at her castle. "Why aren't we at my home?" askes Discord, swaying towards the couch.

"Uh! You're in no condition to go home by yourself, you'll go back to the bar" Twilight explained.

"Fine! Only because you're my marefriend Sparkle butt" Discord said.

Twilight groaned. "Here, take this blanket and pillow, and go sleep on the couch"

"Why can't I sleep with you?" joked Discord.

"Don't push it" said Twilight.

"Goodnight Twilight, love you" Discord said.

"Love you too" smiled Twilight walking off.

After 20 minutes, Twilight thought it was quiet- too quiet. She went go see Discord, and saw that he was fully covered in the blanket. But it seemed like Discord wasn't breathing!

She threw off the blanket to see pillows instead. "Uh oh" Twilight said to herself, teleporting to the bar.

There she saw Discord, of course drinking. "Make another one good sir" he said.

"Don't you think you've had enough?" said the barrister.

"Nonsense! My marefriend will know nothing of this" Discord said, gulping the jug.

"Ahem!" Discord spun around to see Twilight. "How could you? I trusted you!" shouted Twilight.

"Twilight I-" started Discord.

"Forget it! We're over, I've seen your true colours over these two weeks" Twilight said, tears streaming down her face.

Twilight ran out, and for a second, Discord let his tough exterior melt, and felt sadness. "I messed everything up" he said, burrying his face in his lion paw and claw.

"Now should I make another?" asked the barrister.

"No! I'm not going to do something that hurts Twilight so much" Discord exclaimed, "I have to go back and apologise!"

As Twilight arrived in the castle, Spike had woken up seeing all the commotion. "What happened Twilight?" he asked, seeing the tears on her face.

"I trusted Discord, and he took advantage of that trust" sobbed Twilight.

"That's it" Twilight glared at him, "I mean, guys tend to do that a lot, we don't do it on purpose"

Suddenly Discord appeared next to Spike. "Twilight, I'm so sorry and-"

"Get lost"

"What?" Discord was confused.

"You heard me- Get lost" Twilight said, "There's no place in my house for over-drunk people"

"Twilight I-" Discord reached his paw out towards her.

"Save it" Twilight said, teleporting back to her room.

"Tsk tsk- Discord, you can't win her back like that" sighed Spike.

"MIND YOUR OWN BUISINESS YOU FOOL" shouted Discord.

"Geez" mumbled Spike walking away.

All of a sudden Discord felt really lonely. His whole life he had done things on his own- And now it felt like the world was against him. But Discord knew one place that was always home

"Fluttershy, are you there?" Discord asked knocking at the cottage door.

"Discord? What are you doing so late?" Fluttershy asked concerned.

"Let's go inside and I'll explain" Discord said.

After 10 minutes of straightening everything out Fluttershy laughed. "Pardon me for not finding it funny" snarled Discord.

"Oh Discord, for once, I'm not the pony to help" Fluttershy said.

"You're not" Discord was puzzled.

"Who would know about Twilight's freak outs more than Princess Celestia!" Fluttershy suggested.

"Great idea! You're the best" said Discord vanishing.

"I know I am" chuckled Fluttershy, heading back home.

"Fluttershy has been so much help I simply must repay her" said Discord to himself when he arrived home.

"Why don't you go you on a date with her? After all, Twilight said you have a huge crush on her" said Discord number 2, appearing from the celing.

"What! I'm with Twilight" Discord protested.

"But she did break up with you after all. And one tiny date won't hurt" Discord 2 said.

"I don't want to go, but maybe somepony else can go in my place" Discord said.

"Who?" asked Discord 2.

"You!" exclaimed Discord, "Hey that rhymed!"

"What! This is crazy- I like it!" Discord 2 said, tone suddenly changing.

"It's settled- you'll go to dinner with Fluttershy, pretending to be me" Discord cheered.

Author's Note

I know this chapter is short, but then the end timing was really great. Please leave comments and feedback

Duplicate Discord Dilemma

"You got the plan?" asked Discord.

"Yep. I ask Fluttershy on a date, we have fun and the end" recited Discord 2.

"Perfect. On the count of three, you go to her cottage and I go to Celestia" Disckrd explained, "1, 2, 3!"

"Hello Discord, please come in" saud Fluttershy ushering Discord 2 into her house.

"What a lovely place you have" complimented Discord 2.

"But you come here every week" said Fluttershy said confused.

Oops! What did Discord say- Improvise!

"Oh, I meant it's even better than usual" Discord 2 said.

"Why thank you, so what brings you around?" asked Fluttershy.

"Well, uh, I wanted to thank you for last night, so would you like to come to dinner with me tonight, at Hoof Park" said Discord 2.

"That sounds lovely" replied Fluttershy, blushing.

"Tia, it's an emergency!" cried Discord.

"What now?" asked Celestia.

"Twilight broke up with me"

"What! Why?" Celestia said, looking up from the scroll.

"I may have gotten too drunk, and then Twi told me to stay at her place. I tricked her and went back to the bar, and she overheard me telling the barrister that my marefriend would know nothing of this" Discord said in one breath.

"Well, the only thing to do now is to let her cool off. Try and approach her later today. And if she's still mad, perhaps pamper her with gifts, that always makes us come around" Celestia explained.

"I'll try that, thanks Tia" And with that Discord disappeared.

"Princess, how did you know all that?" asked a guard.

"I used to give love advice back in the day" Celestia said, a dreamy look crossing her face.

When both Discords arrived home, they reported there foundings to each other.

"I'm going with Fluttershy tonight, she said yes. What about you?" said Discord 2.

"Celestia told me a few tricks to use" Discord said, "Now let's get you ready!"

"Omg! I can't believe Discord asked me out!" Fluttershy exclaimed, going through her wardrobe, "Maybe he's gotten over Twilight"

Fluttershy chose a blue and pink dress with silver leaf swirls towards the top, and her hair was done in a bun, with a single strand left out.

Discord 2 was in awe when he saw her. "You look marvellous Fluttershy" He said. Fluttershy blushed.

"Shall we take a seat?"

"Let's" replied Discord 2.

Little did they know the Twilight was also at the park. When she saw Discord 2 with Fluttershy she was devestated! She thought Discord 2 was the actual Discord.

The real Discord was getting ready to talk to Twilight. Hopefully she's calmed down he thought.

As he knocked on the castle door, he was greeted by a snarling Twilight.

"Twilight, we simply must talk" Discord said, gulping nervously.

"Oh yes, we must talk about your fun date with Fluttershy, do come in" Twilight said sarcastically.

"What date?" Discord said.

"Oh don't worry. You just hurt me, and then found another mare in less than 24 hours, no problem" Twilight said, a fake smile plastered on her face.

"I'm not going not going out with her for goodness sake!" shouted Discord.

"Oh really? Than was it your duplicate I saw enjoying with Fluttershy?" Twilight asked.

"Yes!" answered Discord honsetly.

"You liar" yelled Twilight, slamming the door.

In a poof Discord returned back to his home, and grilled Discord 2. "You couldn't have gone someplace less popular?" he shouted.

"Well I know Fluttershy loves nature abd now- I know it won't help but she abd I are an item now" explained Discord 2.

"WHAT! YOU JUST RUINED EVERYTHING!" screeched Discord.

Discord 2 vanished, because Discord's face made it look like he was gonna kill Discord 2.

"Ok, no prob, Celestia said for her to cool down, so I'll just wait until tommorow to fix everything" Discord said to himself.

Knock knock knock...

"Twilight, are you there?" Discord asked.

"What do you want?" growled Twilight.

"Listen, when you got mad I went to Fluttershy. She helped me and I wanted to repay her. I didn't want to go out with her so I sent Discord 2 to go with her. I didn't intend to hurt you, honest" explained Discord.

"Is this true?" Twilight asked warily.

"Twilight, I only have eyes for you! No pony else. You spicen up my life more than chaos does, and seriously, that means a lot!" Discord said.

"Well, I'm not sure how to feel, but I'll go out with you tonight and depending on how it goes, I'll decide what to do" stated Twilight.

"Oh thank you thank you thank you!" exclaimed Discord, hugging Twilight. Then he let go of her, blushing.

"I better be off" said Twilight, closing the door.

"Finally!" cheered Discord, letting off mini fireworks around him. But suddenly Discord realised something.

"Tia!"

"Seriously Discord! Please, hurry" sighed Celestia.

"The reason Twilight broke up with me is because the spell had broken!" Discord said.

"Spell?" Celestia knew where this was going.

"In the beginning, I was so afraid Twilight would reject me, so I cast a love spell on her. These few weeks I dated Twilight wasn't real, she was under a spell. The spell must have broken when she broke up with me" Discord explained.

"A love spell- really?"

"Well she the only reason she was 'friends' with me is because I wasn't destroying Equestria, I just wanted her to like me, at least as a person" Discord felt tears sting his eyes. It was a wierd feeling because he had never cried before.

"Well the only thing left to do is to remove her memory of her time with you, and restart, without any spells!" Celestia said.

"I'll go do that now" Discord vanished.

As soon as Discord cast the spell, he headed straight to Twilight's castle. "Oh,hi Discord, can I help you?"

"Hi, I uh, just wanted to ask how you're feeling?" Discord stuttered.

"Well, I feel like I've forgotten something, but otherwise I'm okay!"

"I was wondering, if you would want to go to the Hayburger with me?" Here it comes he thought.

"That would be delightful! This will be a great chance to get ot know each other" Twilight replied, smiling.

"See you tonight!" Discord.

"See you then"

Author's Note

I made that love spell idea happen last minute, it sounded different. Again, please leave comments and feedback below

Crazy Catastrophic Chaos

"Here we are, back where we began, except no spells or drinks" said Discord to Discord 2.

"Only because you didn't trust Twilight to love you for who you are!" exclaimed Discord 2.

"Let me handle this" cried Discord.

"Last time, you messed evrything up, big time!" shouted Discord 2.

"Like you can do any better" yelled Discord.

"I can! Fluttershy loves me for who I am, instead of doing what I did, you made her fall in love with you" replied Discord 2.

"Rub it in why don't ya!" And with that Discord disappeared.

"Hello Twilight!" greeted Discord.

"Hi Discord, should we order our food?" asked Twilight.

"Sounds lovely"

As they sat down, Discord sighed. It was time to fix everything, by himself, without magic.

"I was wondering if you wanted to be more than friends"

"What do you mean?" said Twilight.

"Maybe we should get to know each other, how about we tell each other one thing that we've never told anypony else" suggested Discord.

"Great idea. My old name used to be-"

"Shadow Moon"

"How did you know?" asked Twilight.

"Uh, would you believe me if I said lucky guess?"

"Hmm, now you tell me" said Twilight.

"My last name is-"

"Glitter, because your mother was a softy and she wanted Glitter in your name"

"How did you know that?" As far a he knew, Discord had removed all memory of their time.

"I don't know, but it feels like someone told me that, but its just a vague memory"

"Well, I hope you can meet me here next week same time?"

"I'd love that a whole lot"

When Twilight returned home, she saw a frantic Spike sprinting to her.

"Twilight! I was so worried, I couldn't find you, where were you?" shouted Spike.

"Relax, I was with Discord at the Hayburger" explained Twilight.

"Really? After your fight?" Spike said.

"What fight"

"Remeber? You broke up with him?" Spike reminded.

"Spike! We aren't even a couple" protested Twilight, blushing.

"You used to be and- oh no!" Spike ran out of the castle, muttering about memory and spells.

"Spike, wait!" called Twilight, "Must not have had his nap"

"Discord! What spell did you put on Twilight?" Discord slowly looked up from the newspaper, 'The Daily Chaos'.

"First of all, how did you get here?"

"Long story, but what spell did you put on her?" said Spike.

"Spell?" Discord wasn't going to confess that quickly.

"You removed her memory! Don't play dumb with me, I know what you're up to"

"Fine, can we discuss this over a game of O and O?" pleaded Discord, snapping his fingers.

They were suddenly surrounded by paper tress, a gameboard and giant dice. "Remove that curse" shouted Garbunkle.

Let me explain. Ahem. IwasscaredTwilightwouldrejectmesoIcastalovespellonher,andthenremovedhermemorytostartoverwithoutmessingup" said Captain Wuzz in one breath.

"Oh, that makes more sense" said Garbunkle, stroking his beard.

"Can we get back to the game" sighed Captain Wuzz.

"Oh- right!" said Garbunkle, shooting a laser at the Squizard.

When they returned, Spike was still unsure. "Do you really think this is a good idea?" Spike said.

"What could go wrong?"

"Only that when Twilight finds out you've been playing mind games with her, she looses your trust forever"

"Except for that"

"Fine, I won't say a word" Spike said leaving.

The next week, Discord decided to tell Twilight how he felt. When they met up, they chatted and enjoyed the night. Twilight felt they had become really good friends by now.

"Twilight, I wanted to tell you something" Discord said, sweating nervously.

"What is it?"

"I really like you and want-"

Before he could finish his sentence, Discord saw Twilight had gone pale and was pointing her hoof behind him. Discord turned around and saw Fluttershy and Discord 2.

Panicking, he snapped his fingers, and both Twilight and Fluttershy collapsed, and time stood still, and everyone froze where they were, unable to here or see Discord and Discord 2.

"What are you doing here!" screeched Discord, angrily walking towards Discord 2.

"Well Fluttershy wanted to go to the Hayburger and-"

"Nothing! Quickly, go somewhere else. The spell I cast will make them forget about this" Discord said, pushing him out.

"But Fluttershy never saw Twilight"

"Just in case, now hurry" Discord exclaimed. He snapped his fingers and time raced forward again.

"Twilight, are you alright?" Discord asked, kneeling down.

"My head! I had the wierdest dream that Fluttershy and a duplicate you were together, while you were still in front of me" Twilight moaned, rubbing her head.

"That's quite an imagination Twilight" chuckled Discord nervously.

"Yeah! That's crazy"

"You're not too hurt are you?"

"I'm okay" said Twilight, stuffing her food. Discord stared at her beauty, and was reminded of the first time he looked at her that way.

"What?" asked Twilight, noticing Discord staring.

"Nothing, anyway, I wanted to say, Twilight, I want us to be more that friends" said Discord.

"What do you mean?"

"Twilight Sparkle, will you be my marefriend" Silence fell over the restaurant, as if on cue, waiting for Twilight's response.

"Oh my gosh, yes, of couse, yes!" Twilight said flustered.

"I guess no more words are needed now Princess"

"I can't belie-" Discord placed his paw gently on her mouth. They leaned in a kissed, and Discord had never felt so happy.

Twilight hadn't rejected him! As they broke apart, Twilight blushed.

"I know about the spell now" she whispered into his ear.

"What?"

"As soon as I kissed you, our old memories flooded back- But I loved you then, and I love you now"

"But Twilight-"

"Shh, don't waste your mouth on words" she said, and kissed him passionetly.

Princess Celestia had been watching everything. Her horn was still glowing a bright yellow and pink from the remembrance spell she had just cast.

Author's Note

O and O is Orgres and Oubliettes, Discord said that in the leaked episode. Hope you liked this. Please leave comments and feedback below as usual!

Simple Splendid Solution

"So you forgive me after everything?" asked Discord, as they were strolling through Ponyville.

"I've seen what's in your heart, and you open me up to so many different opportunities, and I've started to like your chaotic side" Twilight said, smiling.

"But there is one thing I left out" said Discord.

"What?" asked Twilight.

"You know that 'dream' you had when you saw a duplicate me with Fluttershy, well, that was real" chuckled Discord.

"WHAT!" And with a loud thud, Twilight fell to the ground.

After two minutes, Twilight got up.
"Twilight, are you okay?" Twilight opened her eyes to see a blurry Discord.

"What, how, what?" Twilight said, no words reaching her tongue, "Why?"

"Actually, Fluttershy helped me nearly get you back, and I wanted to repay her. My duplicate, Discord 2, suggested I go on a date with her"

Twilight glared at him.

"But I didn't want to, but, not wanting to break Fluttershy's heart, I said he should go instead. Unfortunately, Fluttershy and Discord 2 became an item"

"By then, it was too late. And when I took you to the Hayburger, and you saw Fluttershy with Discord 2, I snapped my fingers and made you two go unconscious and told Discord 2 to go away, and you thought it was all a dream"

Twilight just looked at him in shock. "Wow, you are really good a getting yourself into messes" she said, abd burst out laughing! Seeing her laugh, Discord also joined in.

"But what should I do now?" said Discord, when they stopped laughing.

"Well, does Discord 2 love Fluttershy?"

"Yes"

"Does Fluttershy love Discord 2"

"Yes"

"Then where's the problem? I think Discord 2 should tell Fluttershy who he really is" explained Twilight.

"You know what- You're right!" exclaimed Discord,"Thanks Sparkle Butt"

"I've missed that name" giggled Twilight.

"I guess I better go help Discord 2, love you Twi" said Discord.

"Love you too- Glitter Butt"

"Discord 2? Where are you?" called Discord, "Listen, I'm sorry, I was so rude"

"I'm listening" said a voice.

"And I'm stupid"

"And?"

"And I'm a dufus"

"And?"

"I'm a dumbo and a fool"

"And?"

"Are you gonna make me recite the dictionary of words to describe an idiot?"

Discord 2 reappeared with a beaming face. "Thanks Discord" he said hugging his duplicate.

"I've decided you should keep dating Fluttershy" announced Discord.

"What? But what about the chaos it would create?" asked Discord 2.

"Exactly! Imagine the fun chaos, but really- follow you heart" said Discord.

"Well, my true heart tells me to be with Fluttershy, no matter what!" declared Discord 2.

"If that's what your true heart desires, I say, go follow your dream"

"Hey where did you get the idea to tell me all this?" asked Discord 2, at the door.

"A special, wise, beautiful mare told me" said Discord wistfully.

"Fluttershy, I need to tell you something" said Discord 2.

"What is it?" she asked.

"I'm not Discord"

"What?" Fluttershy laughed. "Of course you are!"

"I'm Discord's duplicate, Discord 2" explained Discord 2.

"But what about Discord?"

"He wanted to repay you, so I suggested he go on a date with you. Discord didn't, but he didn't want to disappoint you either, so he sent me to go on one date only"

"But then I fell for you in real life, and- long story short, I loved you and didn't want to break up with you. I didn't want to cause you pain, but I'm still your Discord!"

Fluttershy stared in awe. "I hope this doesn't change anything between us" said Discord 2 uncertainly.

"Of course not" cried Fluttershy, hugging Discord, "I love you for who you are, not because you're a Discord"

"But we should probably change your name, to make it less confusing" Discord 2 nodded. "How about Dissy?"

"Dissy- I like that!" beamed Discord 2.

"Shall we go over to my place tea?" she asked.

"Let's" said Dissy.

"Hello again, Sparkle Butt!" beamed Discord appearing next to Twilight.

"We've been dating for two and a half years, and you still call me that?" Twilight giggled.

"In all seriousness, will you meet me at your castle at 7 tonight?" asked Discord.

"Sounds lovely"

At seven, Twilight dressed up with a aqua and lavender dress, with silver swirls, and she had done her coronation style hair.

"You look amazing" marvelled Discord, in his black and with tuxedo with black and white tophat.

"You look handsome too" blushed Twilight.

"Should we have dinner?" asked Discord, pointing to the candle lit table for two, with rose petal scattered around.

As they sat down, the two enjoyed their meal, Discord anxiously pulled out his box. It was time.

"Twilight, ever since I've met you I know we were supposed to be together, abd today, I ask this forever"

"Twilight Sparkle, will you make me the luckiest creature in Equestria, by marrying me?"

Twilight just gaped, her hoof over her mouth. She leaned in a kissed him, catching Discord off guard. "Of couse I will, I live you Discord!" she replied.

"Aaaawww!" came voices from behind a group of crystals. A party cannon fired away. "Surprise!" yelled Pinkie Pie. Next to her, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash happily congradulating there friend.

"We're so happy for you Twilight" said Fluttershy.

"You aren't upset?" asked Discord.

"Of couse not silly! Dissy asked me to marry him a week ago" explained Fluttershy.

"Huh! Well he didn't tell me, wait till I get home" growled Discord.

"Wait- How did you know about this?" asked Twilight.

"Spike found out and told us everything" said Rainbow Dash. Spike peeped out of their hiding spot.

"How ya feeling sugercube?" Applejack asked.

"Really excited, and really really happy" gushed Twilight looking at Discord, "To be with you forever"

The group 'awed' again, as Spike gagged in the corner.

"Well now we better get ready for your wedding" Rarity saud, "We need to tell everyone"

"Uh oh" said Twilight.

"What" asked Discord.

"I never told Shining Armour about us!"

Author's Note

After this, one more chapter, abd then this is finished. I really enjoyed writing this though :pinkiesad2:

Wonderfully Whimsical Wedding

"Ok, you never told Shining about us!" said Discord. He snapped his fingers and teleported them to the Crystal Empire.

"I, um, forgot?" Discord rolled his eyes. "Well, I thought Shining Armour would pull on his 'protective big brother act'"

"Pretend I'm Shining and tell me" Discord said, transforming into Shining Armour.

"I'm D-D-Discord's fiancé" stuttered Twilight.

"No no no! This needs serious work" sighed Discord.

"No time! Hide, here he comes" cried Twilight.

"Twily! It's been so long!" said Shining Armour hugging her.

"Um, I need to tell you something" gulped Twilight.

"What is it?"

"Uh, I, uh, have a coltfriend" she started.

"What! Since when?" Shining asked, shocked.

"Two and a half years ago" mummbled Twilight.

"Did you say two and a half years!" screeched Shining Armour.

"And I'm his fiancé" Shining freaked out even more. Then he took a deep breath.

"Why didn't you tell me?" he said, hurt.

"I was worried you wouldn't except him" Twilight said.

"Where is he anyway?" As if on cue, Discord appeared next to Twilight, not noticing Shining Armour.

"He's gone by now, right? So what did he say? Excited for me to be his brother-in-law?" He turned around to see a growling Shining Armour.

"Discord! You're Twilight's fiancé!" shouted Shining.

"Surprise" muttered Discord weakly. Twilight slammed her hooves onto her face.

"We don't even know if he's fully reformed" Shining said.

"Stop! I know Discord, he is reformed, that was like three and a half years ago" defended Twilight, standing in front of Discord protectively.

"Please! He isn't to be trusted- He's put some kind of spell on you" Shining argued.

"ENOUGH! If everyone else can except us, why can't you!" Twilight yelled, tears streaking her face, as she teleported away.

"Great job. First you accused ne of being evil, and then you make my fiancé cry!" sneered Discord, disappearing after Twilight

"Maybe I did misjudge him" thought Shining, trotting back to the castle.

When Shining Armour told Princess Cadence everything, she just laughed.

"Welcome to Twilight's world when you didn't tell her we were dating or getting married for years!" she chuckled.

"This is different, Discord's an ex villain, I think it's some kind of spell" Shining replied.

"Why don't you ask Twily about this, see how she's feeling. If you feel she is under a spell, which I highly doubt, give her this to drink" Cadence said, handing him a purple bottle.

"Ok, see you!"

"There was a time he would say, 'love you Cadence, bye' abd give me a kiss, and then leave" sighed Cadence.

"Twilight, there you are!" Shining said, spotting Twilight at a cafe, "Where's Discord?"

"He's preparing his surprise for the wedding"

"Probably dumped Twilight" muttered Shining Armour.

"Did you say something?"

"NO! Ahem, I mean, no not at all! Why don't we have this drink to break Discord's spell over you?"

"Say what?" Twilight was confused.

"Don't be embarrassed, if Discord cast a spell on you to think you're his true love and fiancé, I get it!" said Shining, pouring the drink into a glass.

Twilight stared for a moment, and then burst out laughing! "You know what, I did exactly what you thought when I saw my friends having a fun weekend without me!"

"What?"

"I got a drink from Zecora, but they weren't under a spell. I know Discord isn't perfect, but you have to give him a chance!" pleaded Twilight.

All of a sudden Discord appeared. "Shining Armour, I'm so sorry if I wasn't what you were hoping for in a brother-in-law, so I'll leave"

"Discord, wait! You know what I wanted? Someone who would care and love Twily like I have all these years, and you've proven that!" Shining said.

"How do you know?"

"Well, I do know a spell that look through you memories, even if you've forgotten them, and Twilight had some wonderful memories with you" Shining sheepishly admitted.

"Thank you so much" beamed Discord, "Darn it! Now I'm acting sappy!"

Twilight abd Shining laughed, and hugged each other. "Love you BBBFF"

"Love you too Twily"

After a few months, the wedding was ready. Twilight would wear a long white gown with purple and pink streaks and swirls, with her crown. Discord would wear a navy blue suit, with orange cuffs, and tie.

Finally the big day had arrived, everyone across Equestria came to Canterlot for the wedding.

"Mares and gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to witness these two lovers unite in love. Shall we begin the vows?"

"I, Discord Glitter, Lord of Chaos and Disharmony, vow to be true to you and never leave your side, and buy you high heels to be taller for me" The crowd laughed.

"I, Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship, promise to be with you good times abd bad, especially when Pinkie Pie eats your infinite supply cotton candy clouds"

Pinkie Pie yelled out, "THAT'S ME!"

"Do you take Discord to be you lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do"

"And do you, Discord, take Twilight to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"What do you think? Can we get on with it?"

"You're supposed to say, 'I do'" explained Celestia.

"Of course I do!"

"Without further delay, I pronounce you mare and draconequus! You may kiss the bride!" announced Celestia stepping back.

"Finally! Didn't know when she'd stop rambling!" said Discord, as Twilight flew up and kissed him. The crowds cheered happuly, as the newly weds stepped onto the balcony.

The rest of the day was spent partying away. As Twilight got into the carriage, she hugged her friends. "We love you Twilight!" they said, "Enjoy!"

"Can we go now!" asked an impaitent Discord.

"One more thing!" Twilight said, throughing the bouquet. It landed straight into Rainbow Dash's hooves.

"Would you like to dance?" asked Soarin. Rainbow blushed and headed to the dance floor.

"This carriage needs to be more us!" said Discord, snapping his fingers, and making the carriage into a cotton candty cloud, floating away.

"Now this is a perfect wedding!" said Twilight, as she and Discord kissed, soon becoming a distant gleam in the sky.

Author's Note

I'm going to miss writing this, it was really fun, one of my favourite ones. :fluttercry:

Hope you all enjoyed :pinkiehappy: Please leave likes and feedbacks if you did