One way ticket

(Ha ha I’m back! But then again i never left, ah details smitails)

Location: Your deranged mind

Time: Irrelevant

You were still waiting in your not so empty void. In boredom you have manifested, and gone through several old time arcades, when you got tired of trowing rocks. After that, you took up imaginary drinking, and after a rather intimate incident with a hastily drawn lamppost, just made you more determent to NEVER drink alcohol in large quantities... EVER. And in that statement you torched the bar you had so happily made out of nothing, and returned to your tree and lake.

Time always passed slowly here, but you had never gotten to the point where you took up drinking.

A old timey grandfather clock appeared, but it didn’t show a time. The handles were just spinning at inconsistent speeds and angles.

“You don’t have to rub it inn,” And in an instant the clock was gone. “Damn me and my ability to create a subconscious void that will bent to my every will, and then giving it a personality!” You had made a safe place, and by god it was going to be safe from all. While you were inn here you couldn’t even think in the general direction of what distressed you so much to knocked you out. Its hard to leave holes in the walls, when you know your every move as you were making them. You already given up on play chess with the void a LONG time ago.

A very, red door appeared in the wast grayness of the void in your mind.

“Finally!” you groaned as you got up from under your tree. “Can you clean the place up for me pleas?” The request was followed by silence. “Sure I can do it on my own, just C4 your self “ suddenly plastic wrapped packs with big black letters on them saying C-4 covered everything. You started to walk towards the door with a slightly evil, grin on your face.

“3...” You said as you opened the door.

“2...” Your words were followed by the sound of you closing the exit.

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Location: Equestria. Ponyville. A small, out of the way house on the edge of town.

Time: 09.30

The two ponies had been taking shifts on keep an eye on there strange visitor, and now it was Milly’s turn. She had just gotten inn, and was eying her unconscious visitor in sheer amazement.

“One... boom....” Your voice was a not much louder than a whisper, but even a whisper was enough  to send the poor green earth pony to the farthest corner from the bed, in a incredible speed.

As the memories from last night seeped through the blast cracks, as you sat up on the bed, your feet hanging over the edge. You lifted your head from your hands and looked over to the terrified pony in the corner. ‘Why Equestria?’ You toughed to your self ‘Why not mount doom?'

A plan had already began to form in your mind, but first you had to take stock. There was a steady breeze coming from a window, and you noticed you didn’t have any clothes, other than you undies. They were probably on wash or in quarantine, due to the amount of blood that was on them, so you paid it little notice. The ponies here didn’t wear clothes so they probably didn’t mind to much, thou the breeze was a little chilly.

Then you noticed something was a miss, other then your clothes, there was no shoring pain in your arm. You look to where the wound was located, there was new, clean, snow white bandages wrapped around your arm, with a thin read line crossing it, indicating that you were still bleeding, but just a little. ‘Okay I’m alive and not bleeding furiously, that is a win. But I’m in an other dimension, populated by ponies, and other mythological creatures, with no way home, that is a fail'

You look over to the green pony in the corner, she had ventured a few inches closer, but her face  was still harbored the same terrified expression.

“Why are you afraid of me?” You knew the answer to that, but you wanted to hear her voice.

She took a step back in to the corner, her expression even more terrified.

“Tell me, why do you fear me.” Your voice was soft but demanding.

“Yo... You're not from here... you’re alien” Her voice was soft like a silk sheet in a summer breeze, and it harbored deep emotion and understanding. You didn’t know why but a lump started forming in your throat. Her voice was not filled with fear, like the rest of her but instead it was disturbingly calm.

“Fair enough. Your turn,” You tried not to let your voice crack, but it was hard with the rapidly growing lump in your throat.

“What?” Her fear was relapsed partially by confusion.

“Were playing the, I ask you, you ask me a question game. And since I’m such a nice guy, I’m not gonna count that one.” Your explanation did little to clam her, if anything it just made it worse.

“Eh... who and what are you?” The lope in your emotions was getting unbearable, so you swallowed them and sealed them in, putting on the emotional mask you wear all to often.

“Well as for names, you can call me Richard Parker, Rich for short. And as for what I am, I’m human or homo-supine-supine if you want to get technical” You let out a long yawn at the end of your sentence. You could almost feel her eyes examining you. “Now, what is your name?”

“Milly shield heart...” You grab a quick look at her flank. As you expected, a shield with a heart emblem on it, as plain as day.”...and I’m a pony. Now tell me, what do you eat?”

“As you probably have noticed by now, I have sharp teeth made for cutting flesh, but I also eat plants. So to answer your question. Yes I do eat meat, but I’m a omnivore I eat everything. And to further suite your worries I don’t eat other sentient beings,” You offer her a reassuring smile. “Now, are my clothes burned to a ash pile, or are they just up to dry?” You start chuckling a little bit, and to your surprise Milly joined in on the light humor.

“Well, your clothes were covered in a lot of blood...” Her face darkened just a little bit, and a small but visible shiver ran through her. “...so I washed them, there probably still wet thou. Now, would you like some breakfast?” The question was anticipated, but you didn’t expect it this soon.

“Sure, that would be nice. But I’m taking with me the blanket,” You said as you wrapped the blanket over your shoulders.

“Oh, we don’t care,” She waved a hoof dismissively.

You had already thought up, at least five or six comebacks, that would put a blush on her face, and probably get you a hoof across yours. But the last thing you needed was human humor.

“force of habb-” Was as far as you got, before a loud bang roamed through the small house, followed by the muffled sound of something falling to the floor. You drop the blanket and dash out the low door, in to a hallway. It took a few seconds but you spotted the stairs. After a mad sprint down stairs you saw the scene.

Your rifle was laying on the ground smoking, the barrel in the general direction of a blue unicorn laying on its side with blood poring out a small hole in its side.

“nonononono! Oh this is bad!” You ripped your bandages off and use them to apply pressure to the wound.

“what happen?”

You looked over your shoulder to see Milly, standing at the bottom of the stairs, terrified.

“I’ll explain later, but now go get something to bind this with!”

She didn’t miss a beat, she dashed up the stair again, returning shortly after, with a large roll of tape.

“Will this do?” She said as she threw the roll over to you.

“Perfect!” You rolled the tape around his waist a few times, keeping the bandages in place. You lifted him up on to your shoulders and squished out the tiny door ignoring the extreme pain in your arm. “Lead the way!”

The two of you ran right trough the thick of town, it was still early but it was buzzing with ponies. Some screamed when you passed, others just looked befuddled. A small smile tugged on your face as you herd ‘The horror! The horror!’. You picked up your pace when you herd a groan of pain from your shoulder.

“HEY HAY BRAIN!” You knew that voice. You stopped dead in your tracks, letting the cyan and rainbow blur hit the ground right in front of you.

“If you want to do something useful go warn the hospital, tell them to prep a operating table” And just like that you ran off.

You felt a small drop of liquid run down your back.

“Don’t you die on me private! How far!?”

“Not long now.” Just as she said that a cyan and rainbow streak dipped around a building.

The hospital was in sight, you kicked it in to over gear passing your guide. You wouldn’t be surprised if your heart jumped out you chest soon, the way it was pumping. As you were approaching the hospital a team of doctors came out the doors, awaiting your arrival.

You put your payload on the table, and told them what they needed to know to get the bullet out. You looked down to your arm and how much it had opened up.

“Eh... can someo... somepony ... 'gasp' patch me up”

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Location: Ponyville hospital, waiting room.

Time: 11.30

“HAHAHAHAHAHA! I... ‘snort’ I just ran through Ponyville in nothing but my underwear... BWAHAHAHAHAH...” You had just gotten on some clothes, they were a little damp, but it wasn’t like you had anything to hide, most of town had already seen you.

“Well at least your in a good mood,” A stallion in a with doctors jacket walked in, with a grin on his face.

“Ah doc... heh... just the absurdity of the situation. How is he?” You wiped a tear from under your eye.

“Fine, thanks to you. There is no internal damage, but that piece of metal severed a large artery. If you hadn’t acted the way you did he would have bled out momentarily,” The doctor said giving you a warm smile.

“Oh thank you Richard!” Milly threw her self at you hugging you as tight as she could nearly suffocating you.

“Would you like to see him?” The doctor said.

“No thanks, I’m way to tall for this place. Plus I have some things to see to, I’ll see you later Milly” You said as you practically crawled out of the hospital.

“Now to find the main six... hahahaha... in only my undies, oh god I hope I didn’t blind anypony”

(tadda hope you like it, have a nice day as always point out any errors you might find)