Author's Note
Pickles
Chapter 1
Several months have passed since Necromorph had been killed by Silver Spoon. The box was transported by top men onto an Embraer EMB-110 Bandeirante. The plane took off from the airport and started to make it’s way to the ‘selective’ location of area 51 where everyone knew it from the Indiana Jones saga. Halfway through the flight, all seemed normal. Nothing seem to be going wrong. The plane was full of armed guards armed with assault rifles and LMG’s. They were all dressed in S.W.A.T and C.I.A uniforms. The faint sound of elevator music was playing as the plane shook around from the turbulence. All was quiet…..too quiet. From behind the EMB-110, a C-130 flew in.
“BOGEY, INBOUND” A Soldier yelled as the entire plane shook-something had hit it.
“LIGHT THE FUSES BITCHES” A Skeletal Draconequus yelled as he fired rockets from the launchers he held in his claws.
“RETURN FIRE, PROTECT THE SARCOPHAGUS AT ALL COSTS” The commander shouted
“WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS A SARCOPHAGUS” One soldier yelled
“THAT'S WHAT WE’RE CALLING THE PACKAGE, NOW START SHO-” The commander started, but was shoot in the throat by a Skeletal sniper.
“BOOYAH MOTHERFUCKER” The sniper yelled.
“LET'S DO IT” one of the Draconequus yelled as he boarded the plane.
The C-130 attached cables to the EMB-110. The C-130 pulled up as the EMB-110 dangled in the air as a team of skeletal draconequus bored the EMB-110. Moments later, the EMB-110 split in half as the back of the plane came off and flew off. The skeletal draconequus quickly took out half the soldiers. The pilot held onto the box as one of the skeletal draconequus rappelled down to the cockpit. The pilot held the box close to him. The skeletal draconequus held out his claw,
“Come on give me the box. I seriously don’t want to kill you.”
The pilot was so scared and handed the skeletal draconequus the box as he smiled,
“Thank you. Okay release the cables.”
“What--” The pilot started but the cables released the plane
The cables retracted back to the C-130 as the EMB-110 fell to the ground and exploded twenty different times. The C-130 now continued its course to Area 51 as they all started jamming out to some shitty music.
It had been a long time since Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and Flare Flare had returned to the P.I.A building. They had taken a few months off and went to go on a cruise, spent some time in other countries, started training new agents and looking out for each other.
Flare Flare was in the office listening to some heavy metal; jamming out and looking at pictures of Diamond Tiara and her. Diamond Tiara was in her office which was some ways away from Flare Flare’s office. She was listening to some classical music and did paperwork. Silver Spoon was down a couple floors training new agents how to shoot. The new agents proved to be quite useful and smart in combat and medical fields. They weren’t those type of people who are there because their parents said so, they were there because they wanted to be the best and were very eager to learn.
One of the agents who had been training since the first spot was open. Her name was Lizzy, she was medium built, quick reflexes, average female height, brunette hair, hazel eyes and a punch that made Flare Flare go down to her knees for a full three minutes, even with her upgrades. Lizzy can still do some major damage. She use to be a bouncer at a club, took Tae-Kwon-Do classes when she was young and has a black belt in it. She was also the teacher of the self defense class for the agents for hand-to-hand combat. But it would be up for question if she could take Flare Flare head on in a straight fight which all the other agents wanted to see so badly. But she knew it would be all hair and nails.
Lizzy walked up to Diamond Tiara’s office and knocked on the door,
“Come in” Diamond Tiara said
Lizzy walked inside with a folder in her arms and closed the door behind her. She walked over to Diamond Tiara’s desk. Diamond Tiara looked up at Lizzy and continued to do paperwork,
“Ah. Lizzy. What can I do for you today?”
“We have a problem Ma’am.” Lizzy said handing Diamond Tiara the folder
Diamond Tiara took the folder and looked through it as her eyes widen.
Diamond Tiara walked up to Flare Flare’s office door and knocked,
“It’s open!” Flare Flare yelled
Diamond Tiara walked inside and closed the door behind her. Flare Flare turned off the music and took a toothpick and put it in her mouth,
“Hey Dia, what’s up?”
“We have a problem.” Diamond Tiara said in a serious tone
“What you’re on your period?” Flare Flare said (Insert MLG air horns here)
“Hahahaha...No! Bigger than that.” Diamond said slamming the folder onto Flare Flare’s desk
The toothpick fell out of Flare Flare’s mouth,
“Good god.” Flare Flare said
“I know.” Diamond Tiara said
Flare Flare slammed a fist onto the folder and when she lifted up her fist there was a dead spider,
“Sorry there was a spider.” She said looking up at Diamond Tiara
Diamond Tiara rolled her eyes as crossed her arms,
“What? What are you looking at me like that?” Flare Flare said with a confused look
“Just look in the damn folder Flare.” Diamond Tiara said
“Jeez are you on some new medication I don’t know of?” Flare Flare said opening up the folder, shaking her head
“Just please don’t start with me today.” Diamond Tiara scoffing
Flare Flare flipped through the papers picture of the wreckage of the EMB-110. Flare Flare took another toothpick and put it in her mouth,
“When did this happen?” She asked flipping through more papers in the folder
“Four hours ago.” Diamond Tiara said
“Where’s the C-130 now?” Flare Flare asked
“We’re tracking it. We can catch up to it before we lose it. That’s if we go now.” Diamond Tiara said
“Well then...Gear up.” Flare Flare said looking at Diamond Tiara
The ten of them continued running until they got out of the forest and everyone stopped and panted heavily. They had just ran for about three and a half miles through forest. They all sat down as Flare Flare collapsed to the ground,
“I...I think….I think we….lost them.” Flare Flare said
“Yea….I think...We did.” Diamond Tiara said
“Does anyone know where in the hell are we?” Silver Spoon said
“We’re nearing a desert of some sort it’s also where the C-130’s signal is coming from.” Timmy said
“Woah hold...Does anyone feel like a trap is coming up?” An agent said
“Look Necromorph is busy with his kids now. He couldn’t of followed us this far.” Flare Flare said
“She’s right. Now come on.” Silver Spoon said climbing up a short steep hill, which lead them to a small runway
A good 1000 feet away sat Casualty and Oblivion. Casualty pointed her gun at Flare Flare, but Oblivion pulled her gun down.
“Back off, Necromorph wants them alive.” Oblivion said, eliciting a smile from casualty.
At the far end was the infamous Warehouse 13, Silver Spoon took point as they walked to the warehouse. When they got to the entrance of the warehouse, there was a parking meter placed there. They all stopped and took a good look at the parking meter,
“Who the fuck places a parking meter in front of a secret warehouse?” Flare Flare said lowering her sunglasses and then pushing them back up
“No idea. Let’s just pay it so we can go inside.” Silver Spoon said with a scoff
“Easy Silvy. We need to take our time doing this.” Diamond Tiara said
“TAKE OUR TIME?! IT’S TEN THOUSAND FUCKING DEGREES OUT HERE!” Silver Spoon yelled; exaggerating of course.
“Can it Silvy. You didn’t have to come along.” Flare Flare said with an eye roll
To this, Silver Spoon took off her sunglasses and turned to face to Flare Flare and exploded on Flare Flare, her eyes with much anger,
“You know what Flare…..You have no room to talk! I truly did love Necromorph but thanks to Spoiled Rich he’s no longer himself at least you have a special mare that loves you and spends time with you everyday. I use to have that in him. But now my life has been shattered. I thought I could talk him out of it but apparently I couldn’t. He doesn’t even see me anymore. How would you feel if Diamond Tiara turned against you and couldn’t see from right and wrong? Huh? Exactly! So shut your fucking mouth cause you don’t know what I’ve been going through.” She said with much rage in her eyes
Everyone looked at Flare Flare as it fell silent. Flare Flare looked at Silver Spoon, not saying anything. Silver Spoon was panting with rage. Flare Flare exhaled,
“Men. Timmy. Protect these two and investigate the warehouse. Adieu petite chienne.” She said walking away
They all turned to face where Flare Flare was going,
“Where do you think your going Flare?!” Diamond Tiara shouted
“Get us a ride out of here. I need some time alone anyway.” Flare Flare shouted as she keep walking
“What did you say in French?” Silver Spoon said
“Goodbye little bitch.” Flare Flare said
Silver Silver stood there as she turned around and walked to the parking meter. The agents followed Silver Spoon.
Silver Spoon walked up to the parking meter and took out a quarter and placed it inside the parking meter. There was some mechanical noises and then the doors to the warehouse started to open. Everyone pointed their guns at the door and then lowered them. Everyone followed Silver Spoon inside. The warehouse was filled with tons and tons of boxes. The stench of grease and oil fill the warehouse’s aroma. They walked around and then came across a door that lead them to a hangar where the C-130 was parked. All nine of them raced over to it as an agent opened up the cargo bay door to the plane. The cargo bay door opened as they raced up the ramp and into the cockpit, where Timmy sat in the pilot’s seat as he hooked up his laptop to the computer in the plane and started decryption of the codes to access the surveillance footage. Flare Flare walked up next to Timmy. After a few moments, Timmy was in and he clicked on the first clip which was the clip before they saved Necromorph,
“Oh hello. What’s this?” Timmy said as the clip played
“Remember the objective, and leave no survivors. Tomb, we can’t risk you using your portal, so stick to your job as pilot. Oblivion, you get there attention, while casualty shots the pilot. As for me, I’ll use Navarog to keep their bullets away. Let me be absolutely clear, if we fail, he’ll be out of our reach forever, and if that happens, then we will all slowly slip into madness, so don’t screw this up. Ready, go, HOORAH” Ruin said as he shot the camera, almost as if he knew they were being watched.
“Shit! Was that the only camera?” Silver Spoon said
“No. There’s another one in the cockpit let me pull up the footage.” Timmy said clicking on another camera feed, but as he did, the camera showed Necromorph
“Hello there, miss me? Sorry, but we placed a trojan horse on the plane’s camera systems, and now I have access to your entire network. Let me be clear Flare, I will find you, I will hunt you down, I will kill you, and every man, woman, and child that tries to protect you. So you have two choices, give yourself up, or watch me tear everyone you care about to pieces to get to you. Your choice, bye bye” He said smiling mischievously as the camera shut off.
Flare sighed,
“What are you going to do Flare?” Diamond Tiara said
“Give up.” Flare Flare said
“WHAT?!” Everyone said in unison
“If we keep running he’s just going to bleed everyone slowly. It’s best if I go. Call off everyone and return back to base. Await further order.” Flare Flare said walking out the plane and out into the desert
“You going to listen to her orders Dia?” Silver Spoon said
“You know me Silvy. Let’s go.” Diamond Tiara said
Flare started to walk outside the warehouse. As she stepped out, and saw the Draconequus all gathered outside.
“Well, I own Ruin ten bucks, you actually fuckin came. Bravo, Bra-fucking-vo. But Flare, you know that I can’t hurt you enough by just killing you, or even torturing you. So, to start the festivities, I’ll start with your parents.” Necromorph said as tomb started convulsing, and out of his teeth came Cadence and Shining Armour. As they did, Cadence grabbed a piece of tombs teeth and rushed toward Necromorph and tried to stab him.
“Sloppy footwork, my turn” Necromorph sneered as he drop kicked Cadence
“MOM!” Flare yelled trying to run towards Cadence, but was intercepted by casualty firing a shot that shaved a piece of hair.
“If I had wanted to, I could have just killed you. Watch the show, and don’t interfere.” Casualty said
“Please Necromorph snap out of this. This isn’t the same Necromorph who trained me. The same Necromorph who was my best friend when everyone else bullied me in school. The same best friend who save my life when I was stupid to go after the villains we faced. Please don’t do this. I beg you Necromorph. Please…..Don’t.” Flare Flare said as tears ran down her cheek
“No Flare, I’m the same I’ve always been-just trying to entertain myself. Now, you have two choices, either I kill Dia, or I kill Cadence and her unborn child, what do you think I should do? And to be clear, if you don’t choose, I will they will all be executed. Tick tock tick tock ” Necromorph said as tomb fell over and convulsed and out of his ribs emerged Diamond Tiara.
But before Flare could decide, Tomb fell over again and started to shake again, but this time as if something was forcing it’s way out, and out of his ribs, shot out Silver Spoon.
“Wait, you said I killed her in my anger.” Necromorph said
“Well that’s what we thought.” Ruin said
“Well, how did she give birth to you guys, that doesn’t add up” Necromorph said
“Ohh yeah, good point.” Ruin said
“Well, I’ll just finish her off then” Ruin said as he drew his sword and charged at Silver Spoon.
She was able to block, but the force knocked her into the warehouse, several crates collapsing on top of her, and her body went limp.
In that instance, something in Necromorph had snapped, when he saw his lover dead, at anyone's hand but his own, and he let out a ferocious roar and sent Ruin spiraling into the warehouse. Casualty prepared to fire a shot, but before she could, Necromorph had his hand in her chest.
“DIEEEEEE” He shouted as out of his mouth came a swarm of blades made of bones that proceeded to eviscerate her. She let out a scream, and then she was no more.
Oblivion fire two rockets at Necromorph, Necromorph sliced both in half and drop kicked oblivion into the tollbooth. Flare Flare began to race to her mom and dad. She picked them both up and ran away from the danger. Flare set down her parents and checked for injuries. Their injuries were not fatal but they were pretty banged up. Flare Flare looked over at Necromorph and nodded her head at him,
“You got me covered?” She yelled
“You got it!” Necromorph yelled back
Flare Flare ran into the middle of mini-battle that was going on and dived in the warehouse, once inside, Flare did back to back hardcore parkour moves over the crates, making her way to Silver Spoon, as she did, Ruin charged out of the warehouse.
“HA, YOU FELL FOR IT BITCH!” Ruin said as he charged at Flare, but before the warrior could, he stopped, and shuddered
“Death puppet” Necromorph said naming the attack.
At this point, Ruin’s blade was three feet away from his head. With a violent jerk of his wrist, Necromorph made Ruin cut his head off, which turned to ash before it could hit the ground.
Flare did a somersault to Silver Spoon. She began to lift the heavy crate which was at least three hundred pounds. It took Flare a second to gather her strength but then lifted the heavy crate off of Silver Spoon as Necromorph dragged her out from under the create. Flare then yelled out in fury and flipped the create over, causing it to fall and break into a million pieces.
“Well we gotta get Silver Spoon out of---” Flare said but was interrupted by a blast from a rocket that came from Oblivion
Flare Flare hit some creates that which broke on impact. Oblivion jumped on top of Flare’s body as he grabbed her by the neck and threw her like a ragdoll. Flare Flare went through several crates before falling thirty feet onto the hard granite steel floor. Flare Flare tried to get up as she groaned in pain. Oblivion jumped down and was at least twenty feet away from Flare. Flare Flare got up groaning more in pain as she finally stood up with a hand on her lower back. Oblivion slowly walked towards Flare and then quickly went into a sprint. Flare saw Oblivion coming at her, she leaned back and tripped him which sent him into multiple barrel rolls. He quickly got up and ran at Flare again. This time, Flare stuck her arm out at the last second and Oblivion hit his hard which made a metallic sound. He was knocked flat on his back as he groaned getting up. He slowly got up and turned to face Flare Flare,
“Where did you learn moves like that?”
Flare Flare loaded a round into her M320 grenade launcher and pointed it at Oblivion's face,
“Your father.” She said pulling the trigger
The round hit Oblivion, which a big explosion went off. The explosion was intense it shook the warehouse a bit
Flare Flare unloaded her M320 and loaded another into it as she walked over to Necromorph and he was standing upright
“You know I missed you Flare Flare.” Necromorph said hugging her
Flare Flare smiled, hugging Necromorph back,
“Miss you too buddy.” She said
The moment was soon interrupted by a loud yell, like someone in pain. Flare Flare turned around and Oblivion came out of the flames in regular form as he cracked his neck,
“Get Silver Spoon out Necromorph. I got this.” Flare Flare said
“You sure about that? You think you’re ready to take on a draconequus?” Necromorph said
“Well if I don’t make it. Bring the whole warehouse on top on me.” Flare Flare said
Necromorph placed his claw onto Flare Flare’s shoulder,
“Good luck.” He said as he took his claw off of her shoulder and ran back to Silver Spoon
Flare Flare cracked her knuckles and crack her jaw and neck. Oblivion chuckled sinisterly as both of them stood facing each other like in a western desert gun standoff. Flare Flare closed her and took a deep breath and exhaled as she hard an young Necromorphs voice in her head,
“Remember your training Flare. Remember what I taught you since you were a filly. Do not let the enemy take advantage of you.”
Flare Flare opened her eyes and charged. Oblivion caught her fist and threw her again, this time getting behind her and punching her.
“So this is the mighty Flare Flare Necromorph told us to fear? Pathetic.” Oblivion said walking over to Flare and grabbing her wings, and began to pull on them.
Flare let out a scream and before Oblivion knew what was happening, Flare Flare was behind him with more speed then she ought to have had. She hit him with the force of a tank shell, and sent Oblivion flying. Oblivion rose up and smiled
“That’s more like it” He said as he pulled out his rocket launchers, but instead of firing them, he put them together to make an axe, twice his size. The blades were shaped like a crescent, but in between the two blades it appeared he could still fire rockets.
“Come to your doom little bitch” He said as he prepared to attack
It was at this moment, everyone except Oblivion knew, he fucked up. It’s like using gravity spikes in COD BO 3, Hardcore TDM you are hurting the people around you, and ultimately yourself.
“Flare, he called you a-” Necromorph started to say in Flares mind, but was interrupted
“I know what he called me” Flare said
“Bitch” Necromorph said, trying and succeeding at annoying Flare
That day, Flares heart grew three sizes, but shrank nearly six, but then went back to normal, but dem gains stayed, making Flare several times oblivions size.
“FINISH HIM” Necromorph yelled, as Flare took oblivions axe from him, and eat it.
“NO WAIT A MINUTE, I WAS JUST KIDDING, YOU LOOK GOOD” Oblivion started to say as Flare hit him so hard her robot arm broke.
Oblivion was sent spiraling next to a huge garbage disposal, which Necromorph pushed him into, turning the former draconequus into bone-meal, prompting a one line from necromorph
“Breakfast” Necromorph said as he licked his lips.
Flare Flare returned to normal size and cracked her neck,
“Now for the little fat ass that could” Flare said, pointing a gun at tomb, but before she could fire Necromorph got in front.
“Pull that trigger, and I will end you faster than you can say ‘wait I need to reload’” Necromorph said as he knelt next to tomb, who coughed up a little blood, but otherwise remained inert.
“I know it hurts, but I’ll fix it, shh, don’t cry” Necromorph said placing a hand on tomb’s head. As he did, tomb’s body was filled with a bright light, and when it ceased-a baby was all that remained.
Flare Flare looked down at the baby,
“I don’t… I don’t I can’t… what?” She said
“Look, me and Silver Spoon had a child together, or we would have before I left. Ruin teleported the baby out of the womb, and used dark magics to transmute it into that monster. The tree of harmony is the link connecting this world, and the realm of magic. To access this realm, one must open a portal. This portal is referred to as the portal of lies. ‘Tomb’ was a portal, that’s how he got so big, that’s how he could devour that many people. His powers stole the life of those inside the portal, Shining Armour and Cadence got lucky, but I don’t know what that will do to their baby, possibly it will make it more powerful than Celestia at birth.” Necromorph said
“Well I can only say that it’s great to have you back Necromorph. I’m glad you have your child back to normal-” Flare started but Necromorph interrupted
“No, not quite. This child will not survive without being in the womb of it’s-” Necromorph started but suddenly started to shake.
He turned violently only to see the child grabbing ruin’s body and started to devour it. When it finished, it grew larger, to about the size of a newborn, and then started to cry.
“Nevermind, SOMEONE GET SILVER SPOON DOWN HERE. Tell her we have a new child.”
Flare Flare chuckled and grabbed her phone out and called Silver Spoon as she put her on speaker,
“Yes?” Silver Spoon said
“You have a new child.” Flare Flare said as he placed her headphones on
“WHAT?!!!!!!!” Silver Spoon yelled
Necromorph ears started to bleed acid as he cringed
“You have a new child!” Flare Flare yelled
“WHAT?!!!!” Silver Spoon yelled
Flare Flare then hung up her phone and put it back in her pocket. When Silver Spoon arrived, she proceeded to do three things: 1. Slap Necromorph for leaving 2. Start to fuck him for coming back and 3. Squeal with delight when she saw her baby. The others stood there and watched them do all of this. Once that was over, Flare Flare pulled up on her vest and turned around and started walking away,
“Where do you think you’re going?” Necromorph said
“Getting a ride home.” Flare Flare said
“What ride? We are in the middle of the wilderness with no means of transportation” Necromorph said
“This ride.” Flare said as she took out her car keys and pressed the unlock button and then there was a loud car sound was heard and everyone’s eyes widen as they turned around and out from the sand, a big ship arose from the sand slowly as cinematic music played
Necromorph walked up to Flare Flare as she put on her sunglasses,
“Where did you get this?” He said
“This baby has been in building for a while now but after we got the major blueprint schematics for her from Alliance
Command it was pretty easy to build. I present to you old friend, the Normandy SR2. Best ship ever built.” Flare said
“Okay Flare, that’s pretty cool. But just one thing Flare.” Necromorph said
“What’s that?” Flare said
“Shotgun” Necromorph said
“FUCK” Flare yelled
To Be Continued.
