Wondering What I Should Do
Sunset Shimmer looked at the door, then back at Twilight—Fluttershy next to her as well.
“I hope she’s alright,” Fluttershy said, wringing her hands.
Twilight looked at her phone. “It says here in the text that she got stuck.” She pursed her lips. “I’m just wondering why she contacted me instead of the police.”
“I have a theory,” Sunset said as she pulled the extra key out from under the mat, “and I’m probably right,” she continued as she unlocked the door, “and I’m probably not going to like it.”
“Wh-what do you think it is?” Fluttershy asked before she sighed. “I hope it’s nothing too serious.”
“Something wei—holy Celestia, what is that stench!?”
Sunset had just opened the door to the apartment only to be assaulted with the smell of people who had been having sex all night.
Twilight and Fluttershy caught the scent and grinned.
“Smells like someone had a good time,” Twilight said as she entered the apartment while Sunset was busy gagging.
“Mm.” Fluttershy followed Twilight. “I can’t wait to hear about this later.”
Sunset eventually collected herself and rubbed the tears out of her eyes, then caught up with Twilight and Fluttershy.
“They’re not in here,” Twilight said as she looked through the doorway.
Fluttershy opened another door. “…this is a home theater room.”
“Maybe she’s—” Sunset paused as she came across the staircase. “Maybe she’s upstairs,” she continued as she climbed up the staircase, wondering just exactly how much sex Rainbow Dash had to permeate an apartment of this size.
She grunted as she heard muted grunting and slapping coming from down the upstairs hall.
Dammit, Rainbow Dash, she thought as she found the door the sounds were coming from and opened it.
If she thought the original stench was bad, this one was absolutely putrefying. She made it down the small hallway with her shirt pulled up over her nose, then blinked a few times when she came across Rainbow Dash.
A Rainbow Dash who was currently thrusting into a woman with jet-black skin and long green hair splayed behind her on her back, the circular bed rocking with the motion.
“A-hem.”
Rainbow stopped thrusting, slowly turned her head to face Sunset, then weakly grinned, her face flush with exertion, lust, and what Sunset hoped was a modicum of shame.
The woman on her back rubbed her eyes. “Wait, why did you stop?” she asked as she looked at Rainbow’s face, then followed the gaze to Sunset. She smiled and waved. “Oh, you must be one of her friends. I’m—”
“I don’t care what your name is,” Sunset growled. “I just want to know why she said she was ‘stuck’,” she continued while pointing a finger at Rainbow, “because you two don’t look very stuck to me.”
Rainbow Dash tittered. “Oh, yeah,” she said while she pointed at her crotch, her dick inside of the woman, “I can’t get my dick out.”
Sunset clenched her fists, then opened her hands and cupped her mouth while taking a deep breath, the cloying smell bruising her throat.
“…what does that mean?” she asked, silent rage seeming to escape from between the syllables, “how does your penis get stuck in a vagina?” she continued as she clenched her jaw. “Do you have a knot that I’m unaware of?”
“By the way, my name’s Chrysalis,” the woman on the bed said, “just because you’re being rude doesn’t mean I have to be.” She grunted. “And she doesn’t have a knot,” she said before a wicked grin carved her face. “But she does have the biggest cock I’ve ever—oh, it twitched a bit when I said that!”
Rainbow shrugged. “I always appreciate a compliment, especially from an experienced woman with an exploding piss implant.”
Sunset popped her jaw as she looked between Rainbow and Chrysalis.
Chrysalis snorted. “I told her I had an IUD.”
Sunset focused her gaze on Rainbow Dash.
“Yeah,” Rainbow said, “apparently if your pee explodes, you can’t get pregnant or something.” She whistled. “Goodness knows I don’t need to deal with that again.”
“A wise thing to avoid for a youth as sexually active as yourself,” Chrysalis said as she grabbed Rainbow’s hand, who responded with a smile and accompanying crotch thrust.
“Okay.” Sunset buried her face in her hand. “Can you two stop fucking for a moment so we can figure out what’s going on?”
“Oh,” Chrysalis said, “I know what’s going on. It’s—”
Fluttershy rushed past Sunset and tightly hugged Rainbow Dash. Twilight’s gait was more uneven, so Sunset grabbed her ponytail.
“Twilight, not right now.” Sunset knew how Twilight got around Rainbow Dash’s dick.
“Oh, right,” Twilight said as she looked back, a warm blush on her face. She licked her lips. “It’s just…” she started before she shook her head. “Right, we’re here on business.”
“Rainbow,” Fluttershy said before she shared a peck on the lips with Rainbow, “are you okay?” She smiled and waved at Chrysalis, who smiled and waved back.
“Yeah.” Rainbow giggled. “I just met her—” she pointed at Chrysalis “—at a coffee shop, one thing led to another, and now she… won’t let go,” she finished, as she pulled her pelvis away, Chrysalis’s body slightly dragging along with the motion.
Twilight stroked her chin. “What do you mean, won’t let go?” She moved forward only for Sunset to hold her back by her chest, which drew a glare from Twilight. “I’m just trying to examine the situation properly. It’s not like I can engage in intercourse with her when her penis is trapped in someone else’s vagina.”
Twilight peered at Chrysalis. “Wait… aren’t you Lemon Zest’s mom?” She adjusted her glasses. “More importantly, aren’t you married?”
“Oh, gee.” Chrysalis groaned. “I didn’t realize the most pressing issue here when there’s three teenagers gawking at me mid-coitus with a fourth teenager trapped by my clawtoris was the question of faithfulness with my husband.” She scowled at Twilight, who recoiled. “In case you’re wondering, we have an arrangement, much as those two do, I’m assuming,” she said as she pointed at Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. “Not that it’s any of your business…”
“Wait.” Sunset rubbed her face, then clasped her hands. “You knew why Rainbow Dash was trapped in your vagina and you didn’t say anything to her?”
“Honey.” Chrysalis shot a look at Sunset. “She—” Chrysalis waved at Rainbow “— thought I peed out bombs when I told her what kind of birth control I used. I was hoping she could summon someone else for me to explain the intricacies of the situation to.”
Fluttershy glanced between Sunset and Chrysalis. “… What’s a ‘clawtoris’?”
“That’s what I’d like to know.” Sunset crossed her arms and glowerd.
“So, this clawtoris,” Twilight said as she paced, her chin rested in her hand, “judging by what I’m gathering, is a unique formation of the clitoris which I’m guessing grabs out”—Twilight reached out and clenched with her free hand—”during sexual stimulation, most strongly during climax.”
“That’s correct,” Chrysalis said, smiling, “no wonder my daughter asked you for help with her homework recently.”
Twilight blushed and scratched her head. “Ah, right, yeah. I did that. Anyway,” she continued, “normally this would act as somewhat of a reverse knotting effect, calming down after orgasm.”
“Mm.” Sunset touched her forehead. “I’m guessing something happened when Rainbow Dash fucked her.” She waved her hands around. “Some kind of pheromonal triggering effect that prevented it from unclenching, therefore trapping Rainbow.”
“That would be the.” Twilight bit her lip. “The most probable chain of effects that occured.”
“So,” Rainbow said, “I’m trapped in her snatch because I’m just that awesome.”
Fluttershy kissed Rainbow on the cheek and rubbed the back of her neck. “Sure, we’ll go with that.”
“And awesome you are,” Chrysalis said as she clapped her hands together. “And offhandedly, speaking of Lemon Zest, I’m mildly curious if she has the same… condition—”
“No,” Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash answered simultaneously.
Chrysalis smirked. “Interesting.”
Rainbow and Fluttershy’s cheeks both turned scarlet. “I mean, uhm…” Rainbow Dash stumbled.
“I… haven’t heard anything…” Fluttershy said as she scratched the back of her neck.
“Interesting.” Chrysalis pointed at Rainbow and Fluttershy. “I’ll have a talk about that with her later.”
“Gosh, you don’t have to, uh…” Rainbow said as she reflexively pulled away, her penis slightly exiting Chrysalis’s vagina before she met resistance.
Sunset caught a glance. “I think we found a solution.” She pointed at Chrysalis. “Quick, where’s your phone?”
Chrysalis looked around, grunting as Rainbow Dash kept trying to free her dick. “Mmmh… it should be—dammit stop thrusting!”
“Sorry,” Rainbow said as she attempted to free her penis, “it’s just—”
“Whatever, just quit moving so I can think!” Chrysalis pinched the bridge of her nose. “I think it’s in the bathroom?”
“I’ll get it,” Fluttershy said as she rushed to the bathroom. “No, not here!”
“Uh, uhm… try under the bed?”
Sunset walked over to the end table. “It’s right here.” She played around with it for a bit. “You should really consider getting a lock screen on your phone.”
“Well, normally I’m the only one who has access to it!”
“Whatever.” Sunset gave Chrysalis the phone. “I just called your daughter.”
Chrysalis frowned as she put the phone up to her head. “Hi? Zesty? This is Mommy, I was just calling to see how you were doing. Oh, you’re at the mall? How nice!”
Rainbow Dash slowly worked her dick free from the confines of Chrysalis’s snatch and rushed off to the bathroom, where the sound of pissing into a toilet permeated the bedroom.
Chrysalis blushed and glowered at the bathroom. “Oh, you know, the usual. I’m just at the apartment, cooking some food for myself. What? Oh, no, we’re doing fine! Daddy just had some business to attend to and I just thought I’d get out of his hair. Anyway, just called to say I love you. Have a nice day. Mwah.”
Twilight adjusted her glasses. “Well, at least we know she doesn’t have an incest fetish.” She pulled out a card from her pocket and walked over to Chrysalis, who sat up on the edge of the bed and was running her fingers through her hair in an attempt to neaten it. “I have an interesting business opportunity for you.”
Chrysalis grabbed the card and looked it over. “Hmmm… ‘Beanis Brand Novelty Sexual Aids’.” She looked up at Twilight. “What does this have to do with me?”
Twilight blushed and rubbed her hands together. “Well, um, I was trying to figure out how to get an edge in the artificial vagina market—you see, I could have just released one similar to the Beanis line, but I was looking for something unique, and I think studying your clawtoris in action is just the thing I need to really conquer the marital aid trade.”
“So, what I’m gathering is that,” Chrysalis looked between the card and Twilight, “is that you want to do invasive studies on my vagina to use the design and mechanics in sex toys.”
Twilight nodded. “Yes.”
Sunset grabbed her face and groaned.
Chrysalis grimaced. “Well, what’s in it for me?”
“Stock options!” Twilight beamed.
Chrysalis looked at Twilight, then the card, then Sunset, then locked her gaze on Fluttershy. “You. What’s your name?”
Fluttershy looked left, then right, then realized Chrysalis was talking to her. “Um, Fluttershy, Mrs. Chrysalis.”
“Chrysalis is fine,” she said with a wave and a chortle. “I’d like to think we’re on more familiar terms now that you’ve seen your girlfriend balls-deep in me.”
“Um, right, Chrysalis.” Fluttershy offered a curt nod.
Chrysalis buttoned her blouse. “Anyway, have you used one of… Twilight’s… Beanis products?”
Fluttershy nodded.
“And, in your opinion, would you say they’re quality products that fill an unexplored niche?”
“Oh, yes, Chrysalis,” Fluttershy said, “I think the Beanis and derivative products certainly have a future in today’s marketplace.”
“Well, you certainly have a future in business with that line of bullshit you fed me,” Chrysalis said with a snicker.
Fluttershy blushed and shook her head. “Oh, no, I didn’t mean to—”
Chrysalis waved a hand and stood up. “I’m saying it shows you know how to speak the language.” She offered a hand to Twilight. “Judging by the company you keep, I’d be more than happy to schedule an appointment.” A smile cut her face. “We can discuss payment details later.”
Twilight looked at Chrysalis’s hand, then twitched and vigorously shook it. “Oh, most certainly! I promise it’ll be worth your while!”
“I certainly trust it will.”
Everyone stood there for a few moments, unsure of what to do with themselves.
Sunset clenched her jaw.
“Rainbow Dash, how long does it take to piss!?”
“I’m sorry, Sunset, I’ve been holding it for fourteen hours because I didn’t want my piss to explode inside of her!”
Chrysalis grunted. “That implies she would have urinated inside of me had I corrected her.”
Sunset’s face turned green as she grabbed her mouth.
“Second door on the right,” Chrysalis said.
Sunset nodded and rushed out of the bedroom.
