Scrambled Egghead

Chapters

Dumb It Down
Dumb and Dumber
Ground Rules
Spike & Twily
Trixie & Starlight
Starlight and Trixie's Night In
Aftercare
The Catalyst
Unexpected Visit
Date Night
Starlight and Trixie's Night Out
Relaxation
Scrambled Eggheads

Dumb It Down

“Are you sure about this?” asked Rainbow Dash. “Because this sounds fucking crazy to me.”

“It was your idea,” noted Twilight. She paid her girlfriend little attention as she continued chalking her spellcasting circles into the floor. She had been waiting for this for weeks. It took a lot of planning and making excuses, but she had finally gotten Spike and Starlight out of the castle. But, through several hint drops, she managed to convince Spike to go to the Crystal Empire for a few weeks to visit Cadance and Shining. It was easier for Twilight to convince Starlight to follow him, with the unicorn practically volunteering to look after him in the Empire. Twilight suspected her desire to accompany Spike had something to do with The Crystaller, but she didn’t pursue that lead. Considering the reason she sent them away, Twilight would be a bit of a hypocrite if she judged Starlight for wanting to see Sunburst.

“That was when I thought it was impossible,” said Rainbow. Even though she claimed to be concerned, her cock definitely wasn’t. It was rock hard in her shorts, dying to tear into the cute, round, tight piece of purple ass before it. Twilight moved as if she was oblivious to her power over Rainbow, bending over in such a way that Rainbow could see glimpses of her panties under her skirt as she moved. It took all of Rainbow Dash’s self-restraint not to tear Twilight’s skirt down and fuck her where she stood. But, uncharacteristically, she waited, because she knew that this would be worth the wait.

“You should know by now, Dashie. The only thing that’s impossible is impossibility!” Twilight finished her chalking, taking a minute to check her work. Hoofier’s Rune of Alteration wasn’t an easy circle to master, but Twilight had studied the rune, and Hoofier himself, for years. The center had a hexagon in the center, with curving semicircles looping over each other and tiny characters of a long-dead language along the edge. After looking over her work no fewer than six times, she set down her chalk. She strode into the center of the circle, hovering over various pieces of parchment for her to review.

“So, let’s go over a few rules,” said Twilight. “This is going to be a relatively straightforward experiment—”

“Don’t try to turn our weird relationship thing into science,” said Rainbow with a roll of the eyes. She flapped her wings and fluttered into the air, drifting over to the Friendship Map. She sat herself down on the table’s surface. She noticed Twilight’s gaze drift occasionally, sometimes dropping from her notes to the bulge in Rainbow’s shorts. Rainbow smirked, then crossed her legs to better cover herself, chuckling to herself at Twilight’s slightly annoyed expression.

“In any case, Rainbow, it’s simple. For the duration of the experiment, I will be lowering my intelligence to five percent below the national average. During this time, my intelligence will be distilled into a gaseous form, which will be distilled into a liquid and contained in a bottle for later re-insertion.”

“And then I’ll finally be smarter than you!” said Rainbow, grinning at the very idea. She loved everything about Twilight, physical or otherwise, but she couldn’t help but feel inferior in the brains department. It was why she mentioned this “experiment”, then a hypothetical, in the first place. Rainbow wanted to know what it was like to be the smart one in the relationship. Similarly, Twilight was curious as to how it would feel to relinquish her mind to her lover (temporarily, of course). So, despite Rainbow Dash having said it as something of a joke, Twilight had decided to make the experiment possible.

“Yes, you will be smarter than me. For ten minutes. Then, after precisely ten minutes, you are to re-administer my intelligence at once,” said Twilight firmly. “During these ten minutes, you are to ask me the questions I have prepared on these cards.” Twilight snapped her fingers, causing a stack of index card to appear beside Rainbow Dash. “Record my score, then, when my intelligence is back, we can tune the spell as needed. Understood?”

“Yeah, yeah, now make yourself dumb! I wanna see what that’s like!” said Rainbow impatiently. “And I just know you want to get this done with. You’re looking at me like you’re ready to jump my bones.”

“Actually, this brings me to my last rule, and I can’t stress this one enough,” said Twilight. “No sexy anything. This is just the dry run. Emphasis on dry. Right now, we’re focusing purely on the science. I know how you get sometimes, Dashie, I mean it. Nothing even remotely perverted.”

“So you’re telling me you came out in that skirt, those super sexy panties, swung your cute little butt around but you don’t even plan on putting out?” Rainbow’s joke wasn’t received well with the missus, so she quickly amended. “Alright, fine, egghead. No sexy time during your precious little experiment. I’ll just fuck you twice as hard later tonight, to make up for lost time.”

Twilight blushed, turning away from Rainbow under the guise of inspecting her checklist one last time. In reality, Rainbow knew it was to hide how embarrassed and, more importantly, horny her little nerd was. She smirked, thinking of all the ways to tease Twilight later. But, for now, it was time to focus on the science experiment.

“F-fine. Just shut up and get ready.” Twilight made her papers vanish with a wave of the hand. She took in a deep breath, then turned back to face her girlfriend. She raised her hands above her head, channeling her magic throughout her body. Her horn began to glow, followed by her eyes, and she softly chanted the necessary incantation. “Datius Absentia Sombrum Kagarus…”

A faint, purplish smoke poured from her ears, curling around her head. Strangely, it brought a nice smell with it, like lavender. If Twilight was in a fit state to do so, she’d likely make note of that. Unfortunately, a good chunk of her higher brain function was currently billowing out of her ears. A small vial appeared in a flash of magic, which the smoke quickly rushed into. The vial corked itself, then carefully floated over to Rainbow Dash, setting itself down in her lap. It was warmer than Rainbow would’ve expected, and the liquid inside of it was noticeably thicker than water, about the consistency of milk. Twilight collapsed to the ground, clutching her head gingerly.

“Uh… I feel funny…” Twilight slowly stood up, shaking her head. “Uh… What are we doing?”

“Yeah, I’m supposed to be asking you these questions,” said Rainbow. She grabbed the cards and peered at the first one. “The numbers 2 , 3 , 5 and x have an average equal to 4. What is x?”

“It’s the second to last letter in the alphabet, right?” said Twilight uncertainty. Rainbow snickered, but put the card down in a pile to her left.

“Spell ‘citadel’,” said Rainbow, reading off the next card.

“Uh… S-I-T-I-D-E-L. Citadel!”

Another card in the “wrong” pile. On to the next one.

“Who was the pony responsible for assembling the group of flyers that would become the Wonderbolts?” yawned Rainbow.

“Uh…” Twilight bit her lip as she thought on it for several moments. “Commander… Lightning… Storm?”

Rainbow laughed almost manically, then set down the third card. She went to read the fourth, but found herself impeded by a common roadblock: Twilight’s sloppy handwriting. Sometimes, when the princess got into a groove, she would devolve into what she called “doctor’s penmanship”, making what she wrote nearly impossible to decipher. Luckily, Rainbow was well-versed in these matters, so it only took her a few minutes to work out what Twilight had wrote. She looked up to ask Twilight the next question, unable to get the words out on account of what she saw.

Twilight, completely carefree and unconcerned with the results of her experiment, was twirling dreamily, her skirt flapping up and giving Rainbow an eyeful of her sexy purple panties. Almost immediately, Rainbow forgot the cards, her second head doing most of the thinking for her.

“Hey, Twi. C’mere a sec,” said Rainbow.

“Okay!” Twilight skipped over to Rainbow, stopping just before her. Rainbow took a moment to inspect Twilight’s thin, pert body. The princess was a petite girl, not unlike Rainbow herself if not for the fact that Twilight had never set foot in a gym in her life. She was small, pasty, and thin, but with a cute butt and small, perky tits just big enough for Rainbow to squeeze in her hands. Currently, those tits were hidden behind Twilight’s shirt, but Rainbow wondered if she could get around that.

“Alright, babe, the next card says it’s a physical test, okay?” said Rainbow. Twilight nodded. “So, I’m gonna need you to take your shirt off.”

“Huh? What for?”

“For science!”

It got quiet for a moment, with Rainbow starting to regret her laziness in coming up with an excuse. There was no way that her no-effort explanation would ever fool Twilight, even—

“Okay! If you say so!” Twilight quickly pulled her shirt up and over her head, now leaving just a thin layer of bra between Rainbow’s wanty hand and nice, squeezable titflesh.

“Alright, now your bra.” Rainbow was pleased at how quickly Twilight went along with whatever she said now. Normally, she was such a stick in the mud. It was nice to get Twilight to cut loose and do something stupid.

“What’s this for, Rainbow?” asked Twilight, pulling off her bra. Rainbow smirked deviously, gripping Twilight’s breasts. Twilight looked down at Rainbow curiously. “What are you doing?”

“Checking you,” said Rainbow plainly. She squeezed Twilight’s breasts, feeling her firm, stiff nipples between her fingers, and grinned. This spell was working wonders, it seemed. Normally, Twilight would smack her hand away and tell her to focus on the task at hand. Rainbow liked to take a more scenic route through life, at least when it came to getting her hands on Twilight’s boobs.

“Okay. Is everything good?” asked Twilight. It never even occurred to her to ask Rainbow what she was checking for. Rainbow said it was for science, after all, and why would Rainbow ever lie?

“Hm… You know, the tests are coming back… Inconclusive,” said Rainbow.

“Huh?”

“That means that I can’t tell just yet. But don’t worry, I’ve got a back-up test for you.” Rainbow grabbed her shorts and pulled them down, exposing her impressive futa cock. She owed that dick a lot. Not only was it responsible for some of the wildest nights of her life, it was also what brought her nearer to the girl that would eventually become her girlfriend. It was a mutually curiosity as to why Rainbow had a fully functional set of cock and balls, big enough to put mot stallions to shame, that first made Twilight look at Rainbow as something more than just a friend. From friends to fuckbuddies to a domestic relationship in which Twilight trusted Rainbow with her body, her secrets, her very mind. And Rainbow was about to take advantage of that trust for her own greedy, perverted purposes.

Rainbow couldn’t remember her cock ever being harder.

“What’s that?” asked Twilight. She poked at Rainbow’s cock, sending shivers down the pegasus’ spine.

“That’s… Uh… The Magic Science Rod! Yeah, this is the next test,” said Rainbow. She grinned, stroking her cock as she did. “Get on your knees, baby, okay?” Twilight did as she was told, kneeling before Rainbow. Now, she was at eye level with Rainbow’s large, gurgling, productive balls, which seemed to arouse her curiosity. She carefully grabbed at the orbs, amazed by the heft and heat of them. She reasoned they must be really important to the test to be so large.

“What now?” asked Twilight. Rainbow grinned at Twilight’s dreamy, oblivious tone. All of her intellect, all of the annoying, condescending, “I’m smarter than you” in her voice completely gone. Now, she spoke like a girl who didn’t know anything. Rainbow could get used to this.

“This test is simple. All you have to do is suck on the Magic Science Rod until something comes out,” said Rainbow, barely able to keep her giggles in check. “Try to get as much of it in your mouth as possible, okay? It’s gonna feel like you’re choking, but don’t worry about it, okay? You’ll be fine.”

“Hm… Okay!”

And that was enough for Twilight. She parted her lips and wrapped them around Rainbow’s hard, thick “Magic Science Rod”. Rainbow cherished this, because it was exceedingly rare that she could convince Twilight to blow her. The princess wasn’t a fan of giving fellatio, she found it to be inefficient and selfish in most instances, so it wasn’t often that Rainbow could just sit back and enjoy a good blowjob.

And a good blowjob, it was. While Twilight had lost all of her knowledge of math, history, and English, it seemed she made up for it in cocksucking. She slurped messily up and down the length of Rainbow’s meaty shaft. Twilight seemed to be in her own little world, nothing on her mind except the Rod before her, and getting her test results. She really wanted to make sure she was okay, even if she didn’t know what exactly what Rainbow was testing her for. She was determined to do her best, bobbing her head deeper and deeper. True to Rainbow’s prediction, she started to choke and gag, and tears rolled down her cheeks, but she persevered and forced more of Rainbow’s cock down her twitching, convulsing throat.

“Holy shit, she’s gonna hurt herself,” Rainbow thought to herself. Even on the rare occasions that Twilight had been swayed to go down on Rainbow, nothing was enough to convince her to try deepthroating her entire length. Rainbow couldn’t even blame her for that one, she wasn’t entirely sure if Twilight could take the whole cock. But, apparently, Twilight was now too stupid to realize that she couldn’t do it, and kept trying. Rainbow reached forward, her hand trembling in pleasure, and grabbed Twilight by the hair, tugging gently.

Twilight misinterpreted this to mean that she should go deeper, and plunged forward to the base of Rainbow’s cock. Rainbow groaned in surprise, feeling her cock twitch as she came. Thick ropes of cum burst from her dick, jetting directly down Twilight’s throat. As Twilight pulled her head up to finally breathe, the last of Rainbow’s sizeable load filled her mouth, causing her cheeks to bulge with seed. Surprised, she let out a bit of a yelp, letting the cum drip from her mouth and hit the floor.

“Blech! Ith tashts funneh!” said Twilight, lacking the higher brain function required to realize that spitting it out was an option. Rainbow grinned mischievously, saving the mental image of Twilight, on her knees and her mouth dripping cum, for later use.

“Fucking nice,” giggled Rainbow to herself. Out loud, she said “You’ve got to swallow it all, or else it won’t work.”

“Buh Raybow!” whined Twilight. “Ith tashts weird!”

“Sorry, kid, I don’t make the rules. It’s like medicine, you have to take it all even if it tastes bad,” said Rainbow, wondering if Twilight would accept that as truth. Twilight’s eyes narrowed, clearly thinking things over. Rainbow could see the gears turning in her head before Twilight slowly, skeptically, closed her mouth and gulped down her mouthful of cum. That was enough for Rainbow, but Twilight seemed to be an overachiever even when cum was concerned. When the seed in her mouth was swallowed down, she leaned forward and cleaned the Magic Science Rod with her tongue. Rainbow just sat back and watched, laughing as Twilight finished polishing her cock and then went to lap up the cum she let drip to the floor.

“Fuck, that’s hot!”

“All done, Rainbow,” said Twilight.

“See? That wasn’t so bad, was it?” said Rainbow. Twilight hummed in thought for a moment.

“Hm. Guess not. Is the test over?” She spoke like a child asking to be let off of time-out, and was making Rainbow rock-hard all over again. She controlled herself for the time being, wanting to pace herself. Besides, if she took too much longer, Twilight was sure to notice when she got her brains back. So, as much as it annoyed her, this was the time for patience.

“Yup. And guess what?” Rainbow grinned at Twilight’s genuinely confused expression. “You passed!”

“Really?!” Twilight’s excitement was as genuine as it was childlike and infectious. Rainbow couldn’t help but smile.

“Sure did. You did great! Now, you just need to get your clothes back on.” Twilight did as she was told, replacing her bra and her shirt with a quick flurry of magic. She wiped her face to clear away the tears, then smiled widely at Rainbow.

“Yay! What do we do now?” she asked. Rainbow took the bottle of Twilight’s smarts and uncorked it before carefully handing it to Twilight.

“Drink that. You’ve gotta drink the whole thing, just like before,” said Rainbow. Twilight nodded then, without bothering to ask what Rainbow was telling her to drink, chugged it. Almost immediately, her eyes began to glow bright white. She rose from her feet for a bit for crumpling back to the ground.

“Wow, that’s certainly… Interesting. Oh, and that taste isn’t great. Can’t quite place it, but I’m not fond of that,” said Twilight. She shook her head. “Anyway, everything appears to be back to normal. We’ll have to monitor me for a while, but I’m pleased with how things went so far. How many questions did I answer correctly?”

Rainbow glanced at her index cards, almost entirely forgotten, when a devious idea formed in her brain. She tried not to smirk as she picked up the cards and handed them back to Twilight.

“Yeah, you got them all right, actually,” lied Rainbow. Twilight tilted her head incredulously.

“Wait, seriously?”

“Yeah, you honestly didn’t seem any less smart than before.” Rainbow shrugged. “I felt cheated, if I’m telling you the truth.”

“Hm… That’s strange. I guess the spell wasn’t strong enough?”

“Guess not,” said Rainbow deviously. “Better make that stronger next time we try.”

Twilight hummed to herself as she summoned her notes, altering the spell as she deemed necessary. Rainbow just smirked and watched, wondering how stupid Twilight would be during their next session.

Dumb and Dumber

“Hm...Maybe I need to switch out the beta signs for deltas…” Twilight peered at her notes, marking down possible changes to the spell. “And I think my inflection on ‘Absentia’ was off… Does that make any sense?”

“Uh-huh,” hummed Rainbow, but her mind was focused on more important things.

“Or maybe I need to rearrange the incantation. I always thought ‘Sombrum Kagarus’ was strange, I might need to flip those.”

“Sounds good.”

Twilight narrowed her eyes, not looking up from her papers.

“And then maybe I should cartwheel naked throughout town in the morning, we need milk.”

“Exhibition doesn’t really sound like your thing, but do whatever makes you happy,” said Rainbow. Twilight blinked in surprise, unable to believe it.

“Oh. So you are listening!”

“Nope. I just heard ‘naked’ and felt my dick tingle.” Rainbow glanced up, amused at Twilight’s very annoyed expression. Despite being in her pajamas and in bed with her girlfriend, Twilight was still working, and taking herself very seriously. Dash knew that Twilight was the sort to get invested in a problem, but even she normally refrained from bringing work into the bedroom.

“Well, if you’re not gonna help, could you at least masturbate somewhere else?” asked Twilight. “It’s getting to be a distraction.”

Twilight glanced up from her notes to give her girlfriend a glare. Rainbow was stroking her cock, smirking at Twilight while she did. Twilight in no way shared her grin, her expression nothing if not profoundly annoyed. Rainbow Dash seemed to take great pleasure in that expression, doubling her strokes with a smile.

“Sure thing, Twi. I’ll move.” Rainbow leapt up, almost faster than Twilight could react, and jumped onto the princess’ lap. Twilight grunted in surprise, but managed to keep her important documents out of the way of Rainbow’s maremeat.

“You are so immature,” noted Twilight, tilting her head up to look at her notes (and to look away from Rainbow’s cock). “Honestly, I don’t know why I bother with you.”

“Cause I’m fun and hot as all hell,” said Rainbow. “The dick probably has something to do with it, too. When I can fuck you til noon the next day, you kinda start re-evaluating the things that you’re willing to put up with.”

“Hmph. I kinda regret sending Starlight away, now that I’m thinking on it.” Twilight scribbled out her magical equation and jotted down a revised version.

“Yeah, I doubt Starlight can bone you like I can,” snickered Rainbow. Just as she hoped, Twilight blushed at the very idea.

“I meant for the spell. You know, this whole thing was your idea,” said Twilight. “I would have thought that you’d be more invested in how it comes out.”

“I’m not really worried.” Rainbow ceased jerking off so she could give Twilight a kiss on the neck. “You’re the smartest, sexiest, most badass magic nerd to ever live!” Rainbow kissed Twilight twice more, happy to see that she had at least gotten Twilight to grin. “If you can’t fix the spell, then no one can.”

“While I thank you for believing in me, I really do need to focus on this,” said Twilight. “So… Do you mind?”

“But Twilight! What am I supposed to do? You’re teasing me, sitting over here and looking all sexy… ”

“Dash, I’m wearing pajamas.”

“You’re still beyond sexy.” Rainbow kissed Twilight again, this time on the lips. Her hands wandered, her left finding Twilight’s hip and her right finding Twilight’s breast. “You drive me crazy, baby. I need you, right now. Don’t make me wait any more…”

“Hm…” Twilight couldn’t help but chuckle. She rolled Rainbow over, straddling her as she pinned Dash to the bed. “You have been quite patient…”

Rainbow smirked, both because she knew where this was going and because Twilight had no idea just how impatient Rainbow has been. Rainbow wasn’t normally one to lie (too much work, in her experience) but keeping this secret from Twilight was just too hot. Rainbow knew she’d never be able to stop thinking about Twilight, temporarily a brainless ditz and with a mouthful of cum. When Rainbow was jerking off, she had been replaying the memory of Twilight, poor, stupid, innocent Twilight sucking her off in her head, and that memory would surely be retrieved from the spank bank more than once in the future.

“Come on, Twi. Put that stuff away.” Rainbow grabbed Twilight by the hips and brought her down closer until her cock was grinding against Twilight’s pussy through her pajamas. “Come get what you really want…”

“That’s not a bad idea,” mused Twilight, giving Rainbow another kiss. She made her documents vanish in a flash of magic. Twilight’s hand wandered down, gently gripping Rainbow’s cock. She stroked it slowly as she spoke, her voice low and breathy, heavy with desire. “And you know what I want?”

“Tell me, baby. All you gotta do is ask.”

“What I want is a nice, long…” Twilight gave Rainbow’s cock a gentle, but taunting, slap, then rolled off of her. “Peaceful night’s sleep.”

It took Rainbow a moment to really understand what just happened and, when she did, she was not happy.

“You’re gonna blue-ball me just because I wouldn’t stop jerking off?” asked Rainbow.

“Well, that’s one reason. Good night, Dash,” said Twilight. She snapped her fingers, using her magic to shut off the lights. Rainbow was going to get up, move over to the bathroom, and finish herself off there, but she didn’t. She had other, more devious plans, plans that required a bit of that patience that Twilight was referring to.

“Just try and outsmart me next time, Twi…”

“Fine. You win,” sighed Rainbow. Unseen to Twilight, she grinned. “Good night, babe.”

Rainbow waited on the bed, watching Twilight work. She had her hand firmly at her side, not even approaching her cock, just as it had been for the last few days. She had been laying in wait while Twilight perfected the intelligence spell, lurking, waiting for her moment to strike. And here it was.

“Okay, everything seems to be in order,” said Twilight as she finished drawing up her modified rune. It still resembled Hoofier’s Circle, but with the addition of several Deltas and Kappas along the edge. She hoped that this would increase the spell’s power and withdraw more of her intelligence.

“No cards this time?” asked Rainbow. Twilight shook her head.

“It occurs to me that the intelligence tests I wrote up are impractical,” explained Twilight. “So now you’re going to gauge my intelligence just based on a conversation. It’s more natural that way. Then, if the spell still needs strengthening, we can make it stronger after the fact until it’s perfect, and then I can go through a written trial. Sound good?”

“Mh-hm. Let’s do this.”

Twilight nodded, then prepared her spell. Just as she had a few days prior, she raised her hands and charged her magic, feeling it build in her core, before forcing it through her body. Her horn began to glow with a faint white light, followed by her eyes, and the rest of her body as she chanted her spell.

“Datius Absentia Kagarus Sombrum…”

Thick purple smoke poured out of Twilight’s ears and nostrils, swirling into a heavy cloud. A vial, significantly larger than the last one, appeared and sucked up the smoke, condensing it into a thick, warm liquid. The vial fell into Rainbow’s grasp, which Rainbow moved to her pockets. Twilight stumbled in place, holding her hands out for balance.

“Wowie,” she said, clutching her head. “Weird… Hiya, Dashie!”

“Hey, Twi, how are you?” asked Rainbow, her tone suspiciously innocent.

“I’m good! I feel kinda dizzy, though…” Twilight smiled despite this, plopping down to sit on the bed. “Weird… I always get all dizzy and funny-feeling when I do that magic thingy. I wonder why that happens?”

“It’s part of the test,” said Rainbow. “Do you remember a few days ago? When you answered those questions for me?”

“Hm… Yeah, I think so. You said I passed?”

Rainbow grinned internally. Time to make Twilight sorry for holding out on her.

“Well, yeah, I did say that,” said Rainbow. “But, as it turns out… You messed it up near the end.”

“W-what? I messed up?” Twilight frowned at that. “But you said I did a good job…”

“And you did, right until the end part. You remember? When you sucked my cock?” Twilight looked extremely confused, which wasn’t right. She should’ve remembered that. Then, it dawned on Rainbow that, in Twilight’s mind, she hasn’t sucked any cocks. “I mean the Magic Science Rod.”

“Oh! Yeah, I remember that! It gave me that funny-tasting medicine,” recalled Twilight.

“Right! Except… You didn’t swallow it fast enough. So, now we have to run another test.”

“Aww. Are you sure?” Twilight pouted, but got to her knees and opened her mouth. “If you say so, Dashie…”

“Yeah, see, the thing is… I don’t know if you remember, but, the other day, I asked you to help me prime the Magic Science Rod. Get it ready, y’know?” Rainbow Dash stooped down to help Twilight back to her feet. “But you didn’t feel like it. Now, it’s not ready to go.”

“Well, how do we get it ready to go?” asked Twilight. Rainbow placed a gentle hand on Twilight’s shoulder, pushing her gently onto the bed. She rolled down her shorts, letting her cock flop out. Twilight looked at her curiously. Didn’t she say that the Magic Science Rod wasn’t ready. If that was the case, why did she have it out?

“Well, if we prime it in a different way, then everything should work out fine,” said Rainbow. “And for that, I need you to take off your pants.”

Twilight pursed her lips, but slowly rolled down her pants. She wasn’t sure what Rainbow had in mind, but she trusted her. Rainbow wouldn’t do anything bad to her, right? Rainbow just wanted to run her tests. It didn’t matter just then to Twilight that Rainbow still hadn’t explained what the test actually was or why the “Magic Science Rod” was needed. It didn’t even occur to her to question it.

“Okay, Dashie. What now?” asked Twilight. Rainbow swooped onto her, pulling Twilight’s purple panties to the side, the damp fabric sticking to Twilight’s twat. Rainbow chuckled to herself. Her princess was wet for her, and she was too brainless to know why.

“Awesome.”

“Now… Just sit back and relax,” said Rainbow. She grabbed her cock, rock hard and ready to go, and rubbed gently against Twilight’s lower lips. Twilight let out a breathy moan, her eyes widening slightly in surprise. Last time Rainbow had run her tests, it didn’t feel quite like that.

“You’re m-making me feel funny,” whimpered Twilight. Rainbow had to restrain herself after hearing that, lest she actually hurt Twilight by rushing in too quickly. Rainbow didn’t want that. She’d take advantage of her girlfriend, fuck her while she was too stupid to say no, but she would never actually physically hurt her.

That’d be crossing the line.

Twilight let out a confused gasp as Rainbow entered her, her wanty cunt spreading to accommodate Rainbow’s girth. Rainbow smirked at Twilight’s confusion, a confusion that soon became desperation for more. Twilight’s breathing quickened in time with Rainbow’s short, shallow thrusts.

“R-Rainbow…” Twilight moaned, grabbing Rainbow’s hands and guiding them to her hips. Her body was on autopilot. She didn’t know what Rainbow was doing to her, but she definitely wanted her to do it more. “P-please, keep going…”

“Not so fun when you’re the one being teased,” said Rainbow, quickening her thrusts. “You played me and now you think you’re so smart, huh? It’s easy when I’m the dumb one, right? Well, not anymore! Now, I’m smart, and you’re dumb! We’ll see how you like being stupid!”

“S-stupid?”

Rainbow gripped Twilight’s hips firmly and rammed her cock harder, deeper, groaning at the feeling of Twilight’s warm, wet pussy gripping her dick. This was all she could have wanted in life. Twilight’s perfect pussy without her bitchy superiority and annoying smarts. Now, she was just a stupid slut for Rainbow’s cock.

“Yeah, stupid. That’s what this was all about, you know. Making you stupid. And boy, did it work. Your head is fucking empty. You’re too damn stupid to realize that I’m fucking with you.” Rainbow wasn’t sure why she was saying this to Twilight, but she couldn’t stop herself. This little experiment awakened something in Dash, and it manifested itself in her words and her deep, rough thrusts.

“I wish I could keep you like this,” said Rainbow. “I like you a lot more when you’re this way. I can see why you’re such a know-it-all bitch all the time. It’s fun being smarter than your girlfriend.”

“Is s-stupid… Bad?” asked Twilight, almost unable to get the words out. Rainbow rolled her eyes, preparing to give the obvious answer, when something better occurred to her. She grabbed Twilight’s legs and pulled them up into the air, effectively folding her in half and pressing her down for a better angle of entry.

“No way, babe. Stupid is good for you. You feel my cock in your pussy, right?” said Rainbow, practically whispering it. “You like the way that feels, right?”

“Mh-hm…”

“Well, that’s cause you’re dumb now. You’re not worried about anything else. This is all that matters. You don’t need all the math and history and magic. You like being my stupid little slut, don’t you?”

“Y-yes. I wanna be… Stupid.” Twilight wasn’t sure exactly what she was agreeing to, and she also didn’t care. She liked the way Rainbow was making her feel, the way she was filling her up. If being stupid was the way to make that happen more often, then so be it. “I wanna be stupid for you, Dashie…”

“Good girl. Be my stupid princess Twilight. You don’t need to be smarter than me. You don’t need to be smarter than anyone. Just let yourself be the stupid one for once!”

“Wanna be a good girl… Wanna be stupid…” panted Twilight. She let out a squeal as she came, her pussy tightening around Rainbow cock, begging it for its cum. “Stupid… feels… good…”

Rainbow groaned as she pulled out her cock, stroking it vigorously before Twilight’s face. She smirked at Twilight’s curious expression, how she leaned in close and stupidly peered right down at Rainbow’s cock, as if she didn’t know what was coming next. It occurred to Rainbow that she probably didn’t.

Rainbow erupted, a week’s worth of pent-up cum blasting from her cock and splattering her princess’ face. A particularly fat gob of cum caught Twilight in the right eye, making her squeal slightly in surprise and pain. Hot seed painted Twilight’s face, a few shots making it past her lips from when she yelped. By the time Rainbow was finished, Twilight simply dripped cum, her face, neck, and chest a sticky mess. Rainbow let out a tired sigh before rolling her shorts up and readjusting Twilight’s clothing.

“Stay there,” she ordered. She departed to the bathroom for a moment, returning with a towel, which she used to wipe the cum from Twilight’s face.

“My eye hurts, Dashie,” pouted Twilight.

“Well, maybe don’t have your eyes open when my cock is in your face, you fucking idiot.” Rainbow grabbed Twilight gently under the chin, tilting her face up so she could see her eye better. “Open.”

“But it hurts…”

“You have to blink it out or it’ll hurt forever. Then, we’d have to take your eye out, and you don’t want to be the girl with one eye, do you?” asked Rainbow. Twilight shook her head firmly. “Didn’t think so. Remember, I’m smart and you’re dumb, so you should always listen to me. Okay?”

“Okay, Dashie…” Twilight slowly opened her eye, letting Rainbow dab a bit of the cum from her eye. She blinked, as per Rainbow’s instructions, relieved to find that the pain was fading more and more every time she opened her eye. “I’ll listen to you all the time now, Dashie.”

Rainbow snickered, then pulled the vial from her pocket. She shook it gently, watching the purple liquid slosh in the vial for a bit. She wondered what would happen if she poured it down the drain, or smashed the vial against the wall. Twilight’s intelligence would be gone. She’d be a brainless moron forever. Rainbow would always be the smarter one. Rainbow uncorked the vial, unable to take her eyes off of the little glass tube that contained a massive portion of what made Twilight who she was. Without the contents of this vial, could Rainbow even call the woman before her Twilight? Or would she be something else entirely?

“No one would know it was me. I could do it, right now, and no one would ever suspect me…”

Rainbow shook her head firmly, crossing the room to join Twilight on the bed. She was being ridiculous. She couldn’t possibly erase this part of Twilight. Rainbow fell in love with the genius, not the bimbo.

“Here, honey,” said Rainbow. “Drink up.”

“Okay, Dashie!” Twilight took the vial and swallowed its contents in one big gulp. She went quiet for a moment, then her eyes began to glow bright white. She floated slightly into the air, her feet dangling beneath her for a bit before she dropped back down to the bed.

“Ugh… Oh geez, my eye is burning.” Twilight blinked some more, her eye noticeably red and irritated. “Can you get me the eye drops from my top drawer, please?”

“Sure.” Rainbow crossed the room, digging through Twilight’s drawer. All the while, she snickered to herself. She had just gotten away with it, again. It was hard not to brag about how sneaky she was being. She knew that it wasn’t exactly a fair contest, but she liked winning, and this was definitely a win in her book.

“For the record, Dash, I don’t think you’re stupid.”

Rainbow froze. Maybe she had counted that win a bit too soon.

“Uh… What?” asked Rainbow.

“You’re not stupid. I’m not smarter than you. We’re just smart in different ways,” said Twilight. “And I’m sorry if I anything I ever said to you made you feel lesser than me.”

“You… You remember?” Rainbow turned to face her lady, surprised to see that Twilight didn’t seem upset. If anything, she looked guilty. Like she felt bad about something she’s done. Rainbow couldn’t understand why. She was the one who had fucked up, not Twilight.

“Of course, I remember. I wasn’t stupid when I made the spell. Besides, it wouldn’t be hard to put two and two together.” Twilight pointed to her her head, which was matted with Rainbow’s seed. “You didn’t clean the cum out of my hair.”

“Oh. Whoops.”

“Well, lucky for you, I anticipated this.” Twilight stood up, grabbing the towel and using it to clean some of the jizz in her hair. “Er… The sex, not the cum. This is actually kinda annoying…”

“So… What’s the punishment?” sighed Rainbow. “How long am I on the couch? Or should I just go stay with my parents for a while until you feel like talking to me again?”

“Punishment? Who said anything about punishment,” said Twilight with a raised eyebrow. “Rainbow, I didn’t just anticipate this. I intended for this to happen. I wanted to see what you’d do before we got into the good stuff.”

“Good stuff?”

“Oh yeah. But, before we do that…” Twilight used her magic to conjure a quill and a roll of parchment. “Let’s establish some ground rules, shall we?”

Ground Rules

“Alright,” said Twilight, setting down her quill. “Let’s review the rules.”

“Only you would somehow manage to turn this into a nerd thing,” remarked Rainbow, flopping onto the bed. She watched as Twilight paced before the dresser, looking her sheet of parchment over carefully. Rainbow truly couldn’t imagine things working out as well for her as they did. By all accounts, she should’ve been up a creek. Yet, somehow, Twilight was taking this exceedingly well.

“If we’re going to do this, we need rules, Rainbow,” said Twilight. “And I assume you still want to do this.”

“Babe, I don’t even really know what ‘this’ is at this point. You’re being really weird about this whole thing!” Dash turned over to better see her girlfriend who, spectacularly, still seemed to be her normal self. She should’ve been angry, but, somehow, she wasn’t. It was confusing Rainbow to no end.

“Clearly, you enjoyed taking advantage of me in my state of lowered intelligence,” said Twilight. “So, if you want to keep doing that, we need rules. Okay?”

“Okay… What kind of rules?” Rainbow Dash found herself curious to see how Twilight bastardized their fun with rules and regulations. Not that Dash blamed her. Some rules were probably a good thing.

“Rule #1: Any action taken or directions given while the spell is active cannot allow harm to befall Twilight Sparkle’s body.”

“Pretty obvious. Not like I’ve ever tried to hurt you before,” snorted Rainbow.

“Rule #2: While under the influences of the Intelligence Spell, Twilight Sparkle shall be treated as a separate entity.” Twilight continued on as if she hadn’t even heard Rainbow speak. “To avoid confusion, this entity will henceforth be known as ‘Twily’. Rule #3: Twily is in no way responsible for her actions. In the event that anything goes wrong, the task of resolving the problem falls to Rainbow Dash.”

“What?! That’s bullshit!” groaned Rainbow. “So if you get dumb and break the neighbor’s window, I gotta pay for it?”

“Rainbow, I am willingly making myself stupid for your sexual gratification,” said Twilight, looking up from her list. “This arrangement is based heavily on trust. And I’m trusting that, if something bad were to happen when I’m not entirely in control of my own actions, you’d be responsible enough to take care of things.”

“But… What if you break something really expensive?”

“Don’t let me break anything expensive. Rule #4: For the duration of the Intelligence Spell, Rainbow Dash is in charge of any and all decisions made on behalf of Twilight Sparkle/Twily, so long as those decisions fall in line with the rules previously outlined.”

“So don’t hurt you, don’t break shit, and I call the shots,” said Rainbow. “I’m down with that.”

“Dash, remember. This is about trust. So I’m trusting that you’re going to be at least partially responsible with this,” said Twilight, her tone shifting dangerously in the direction of “lecturing”. Rainbow really hated that tone. It made her want to talk more to Twily. Twily was fun. Twilight… Twilight could be a stick in the mud at times.

“Alright. Trust. I’m good with that.” Rainbow peered at Twilight as she cast a myriad of spells on the sheet of parchment, no doubt to protect it from the elements. Twilight was careful in that way. “So… Can we talk about it now?”

“Hm? What’s there to talk about?” asked Twilight, tilting her head curiously. “I thought the rules were pretty concrete. Do you have concerns?”

“Not about the rules, genius. About… This. Namely, why are you doing it?” Twilight closed her eyes, using her magic to teleport the rules away for safekeeping. “This isn’t like you. You should be mad at me, and you’re not. Matter of fact, casting this spell in the first place is weird for you. You love being the smartest chick in the room.”

Twilight strolled around the bed for a bit, depositing herself next to Rainbow. She placed her hand on Dash’s thigh, squeezing gently. Rainbow was never the best at affection or romance or other “lovey-dovey stuff”, but she always clicked in that way with Twilight. Rainbow spread her wing, using it to wrap around Twilight.

“Can I be honest?” asked Twilight. “It’s probably going to sound arrogant and cocky of me.”

“Uh, you do realize who you’re talking to, right?” said Rainbow, eyebrow cocked. “It’d be pretty weird if I couldn’t take a bit of arrogance. Especially from someone as legit badass as you.”

“Well… I’m the smartest person in Ponyville, academically. I might possibly be the smartest person in Equestria,” said Twilight. “My intellect is pretty much incalculable.”

“Alright, maybe that’s a bit much…”

“But being that smart doesn’t come for free. I worry about everything. My brain is always running, going a million miles an hour.” Twilight sighed, resting her head on Dash’s shoulder. “After a while, it starts to get to you. You stress a lot. Always worried about this or that. But when I’m Twily… I’ve got nothing on my mind. It’s the most relaxed I’ve been in maybe my entire life.”

“Ignorance is bliss, I guess,” said Rainbow. Twilight chuckled at that, shaking her head.

“I used to scoff at that. What type of person is happier knowing less? It just didn’t make sense to me. But now that I’ve experienced it… I definitely get it. And, even if I can’t be Twily all the time… It’s nice to have a break, you know?” Twilight let out another sigh. “And, if I’m being brutally honest… I don’t think I really enjoy sex otherwise.”

“Yikes. Didn’t know I was so bad in the sack,” said Rainbow, her ego only slightly bruised. Twilight leapt up suddenly, her eyes wide and her hands waving as she attempted to clarify.

“No no no!” said Twilight. “It’s not like that! It’s not because of you! I just… I don’t know, it’s less something I want to do and more something I know I should do. But, when I’m Twily, it’s fun! Addicting, even. So I want to keep doing it.” Twilight looked a little more closely, studying Rainbow’s expression. “Does this bother you at all?”

“Not really. I just kinda keep waiting for you to yell at me for taking advantage of you. Twily. Whatever,” said Rainbow. “Can’t help but feel like I’m getting off too easy.”

“Trust me, Dashie. If I really wanted to avoid your sexual advances, I would have,” said Twilight. “And, yes, if I was anyone else, you’d probably be looking for a new girlfriend right now. But, as I’ve said before, I expected nothing else from you. You did exactly what I wanted you to do. So don’t worry about it.”

“Well. If you say so.” It got quiet for a bit, neither of them knowing exactly what to say or do next. “So… What now?”

“I’m not sure.” Twilight rubbed her chin thoughtfully. “I think you should talk to Twily. I don’t know how well she understands what’s going on. Besides, this is a good chance to get you used to the rules.”

“Alright. Bring her out, then.”

Twilight nodded, then produced a piece of chalk from her pocket. She quickly scrawled her modified version of Hoofier’s Circle, then went about casting the spell as usual. Her eyes began to glow, and she levitated slightly as her intellect exited her brain through her ears, condensing into a thick purple smoke, which was captured in a vial that made its way to Rainbow’s hand. Rainbow slipped the vial into her pocket, fighting the urge to grin. There was a noticeable visual difference between Twilight and Twily. A new brightness in the eyes, and a silly, goofy grin that Twilight was never seen with.

“Hello, Dashie!” said Twily happily. “How are you?”

“I’m doing good, stupid,” said Rainbow with a snicker. “Do you remember what I was talking to you about a second ago?”

“Uh… Sorta?” Twily scratched her head, clearly unsure of exactly what Rainbow meant. “Something about rules? I don’t really understand, though.”

“Well, basically, you’re my responsibility. So you have to promise not to do anything…” Rainbow was about to say “stupid”, but thought better of it. “Anything dangerous. Okay?”

“I promise, Dashie!”

“Good. Cause I’m in charge of you, and I can’t let anything bad happen. So make sure you always listen to me, okay?” asked Rainbow. Twily nodded obediently, making Rainbow smirk. She was so damn cute when she was like this. “Let’s do a little test. Take off your clothes.”

“Okay, Dashie.” Twily quickly stripped, tossing her shirt and skirt onto the bed. Then, she pulled off her panties and reached to her back to undo her bra. She struggled for a bit before Rainbow made her way over and helped her. “Done!”

“Good job. Now… Onto the fun stuff.” Rainbow eyed Twily greedily, beyond eager to get her hands on (and dick inside) her brainless beauty. She hoisted Twily up and dropped her onto the bed, the princess squealing as she landed on the mattress with an audible “pomf”.

“What are we gonna do on the bed?” asked Twily. Rainbow rolled her eyes before descending onto Twily and locking lips with her. Twily clearly wasn’t expecting this, her eyes wide in surprise, but she soon melted into the kiss.

“The fun stuff, stupid,” said Rainbow. “Now, how about—”

Rainbow froze. She could hear the front door open, and footsteps. Someone was coming in, but that wasn’t right. They weren’t expecting anyone, and besides, there was only person that had a key to the castle besides Twilight and herself, and he wasn’t due back until Friday.

“Twilight! I’m home!”

Rainbow swore under her breath as she realized that it was, indeed, Friday.

“Shit. Get dressed, Twi, Spike is home,” said Rainbow. She quickly unmounted her princess and ran out of the room and down the stairs, skidding into the main chamber of the castle.

Spike had just made it in, dropping his suitcase to the ground. Rainbow couldn’t help but smirk at Spike whenever she saw him. Puberty had done him good, turning him from a short, tubby guy into a tall, handsome drake. Rainbow always got a kick out of teasing him, occasionally slapping him on his cute little ass as he passed or suggesting they compare the size of their equipment.

“Oh, hey, Dash,” said Spike. “Twilight home?”

“Yeah, she’s just getting dressed,” said Rainbow casually. “She’ll be down in a second. Where’s Starlight?”

“Eh, she had something with Trixie. It’s fine, I’m perfectly capable of walking from the train station by myself. I’m not a kid anymore.”

“Yeah, you know how Twilight gets, though.” Rainbow shrugged noncommittally. She tended to think that Twilight was a bit overprotective, but it really wasn’t any of her business. “So, how was your trip?”

“Pretty great. The Crystal Empire is always excited to see their hero,” said Spike with a smirk. “And it was cool catching up with Shining. We played a bunch of old-school games and read comics and stuff, it was pretty…” Spike suddenly stopped talking, his jaw going slack. Rainbow was a bit concerned, until she noticed that Spike was looking past her. Then, she went from “a bit” to “very” concerned. She turned slowly, her fears confirmed.

“Hi, Spike,” said Twily. “When did you get back?”

“T-t-twilight!” Spike was clearly shocked, but couldn’t help but stare. “What are you doing?!”

“Huh? Oh, yeah.” Twily held up her bra, her tits bare for the world to see. “I can’t figure out how to get it on. Can you help me, Dashie?”

Rainbow buried her face in her palm, wishing she had the presence of mind to make Twily drink her intelligence back before running off to greet Spike.

“Just… Just turn around for a sec, okay?”

Spike & Twily

“Come on, champ,” said Rainbow, nudging Spike’s shoulder. “This can’t be the first time you’ve seen her topless.”

“No… Just the first time since, y’know. Puberty,” said Spike, still a bit shell shocked. After getting Twily decent, the three relocated upstairs, with Spike taking a seat on Twilight’s bed while she had her intelligence restored. Rainbow, meanwhile, was trying to find a way to make the situation something other than the most awkward moment in history, with minimal results.

“Ah, I getcha. It’s different now that you’re on the market.” Rainbow couldn’t help but chuckle. “Well, I get it, she’s easy on the eyes. Can’t exactly blame you for staring. Just remember that she’s my woman, and—OW!”

Twilight punched Rainbow in the shoulder as hard as she could. And even though Twilight had always been a lover rather than a fighter, the sudden, unexpected jab did still hurt.

“You absolute ass!” Twilight punched Rainbow again, just as hard. “Why in the wide world of Equestria would you leave me alone, naked, without giving me my smarts back?!”

“Ow! Jesus, since when were you so strong?!” demanded Rainbow. “And it’s not my fault! I panicked, okay? I wasn’t expecting him home so soon.”

“You made me scar my little brother!”

“I wouldn’t say ‘scar’…” murmured Spike.

“And you two aren’t related. And, in case you forgot, you said that, when Twily is around, I get to make the decisions,” said Rainbow, rubbing her arm gingerly. “Even if they’re not necessarily good decisions.”

“But—”

“Hey, did you get hurt?”

“No, but—”

“Did you break anything?”

“No, but—”

“Then I didn’t break any rules,” concluded Rainbow. “And, according to the rules that you wrote, I’m in charge of resolving any problems that pop up. So how about you let me do my job?”

“Uh… I’m, like, really confused,” said Spike. “Has Twilight been messing around with magic again?”

“Be a bro and keep this between us, okay?” said Rainbow. She flopped onto the bed next to Spike, folding her hands behind her head. “But your big sis over there is making herself stupid using magic so she can have more fun when we fuck.”

“Rainbow!” Twilight buried her face in her palms, unable to look Spike in the eyes. “How about you explain it more tactfully?”

“Look, Spike isn’t a kid anymore. He understands what goes on between us two.” Rainbow glanced at Spike. “Right?”

“Pfft. Duh. You two make so much damn noise sometimes that it’s hard not to understand what you’re doing,” said Spike. “I had to ask Starlight to put sound repellent charms on my room just so I could sleep.”

“Oh dear God, please just kill me now…” Twilight was blooming bright red at this point. “Why didn’t you say something before?”

“Cause going up to you and saying ‘hey, can you guys try not to rock the castle’s foundations when you smash’ is pretty awkward.”

“Fair enough,” said Rainbow. “So… Yeah, that’s what we’ve been up to. Keep it on the DL, okay? I don’t think Twilight wants this out in public.”

“That implies that you don’t mind,” said Twilight with a cocked eyebrow.

“Well, I’m not the stupid one, so who cares?”

“I’m still not sure I get it.” Spike stood up, looking at his friends curiously. His gaze lingered on Twilight particularly for a bit before he continued. “You’re making yourself… Stupid? Why? How does that help anyone?”

“It’s hard to explain,” sighed Twilight. “It’s not something I can easily put into words.”

Rainbow’s eyes suddenly went wide, a devious grin spreading across her features. She glanced to Twilight, then to Spike, both of whom stared at her as if she had lost her mind. Rainbow chuckled mischievously, then grabbed Twilight’s wrist and pulled her across the room. Twilight was confused for a bit until she looked down and realized where Rainbow had stopped her.

Right on top of her spellcasting circle.

“No,” said Twilight flatly.

“Yes,” said Rainbow with a grin.

“I’m not doing this.”

“Need I direct you to the rules again? You said that I get to handle all of the problems, so let me handle it!” Rainbow pointed to Spike, who was incredibly confused. “How else are we going to explain the nature of our relationship to Spike? He’s got to see it with his own eyes.”

“Uh… I don’t really want to see the nature of your ‘relationship’, no offense,” said Spike.

“The tent in your pants says otherwise.” Spike looked down, covering his erection with his hands. He quickly sat back down to further hide his shame. “See? He’s curious!”

“Dash, I’m not fucking Spike,” said Twilight. She spared him an apologetic glance. “That doesn’t reflect poorly on you, Spike. It’s just weird.”

“No, I understand for sure,” said Spike quietly. “Definitely weird.”

“I promise, I won’t have you fuck him. I just want him to meet Twily,” promised Rainbow. “I give you my word as a Wonderbolt that you won’t have sex with Spike.” Twilight seemed to contemplate it for a moment, not sure whether or not to trust Rainbow. Slowly, though, she nodded. Rainbow wouldn’t lie to her face like that. And, besides, Rainbow was very possessive of her lady. Twilight couldn’t imagine Rainbow willingly letting a man have his way with her, even if the man in question was Spike.

“Fine. Ten minutes, then switch me back,” ordered Twilight. “Okay?”

“Yeah, yeah, just do it!”

Twilight sighed, then lit up her horn. She charged the circle with magic, feeling the now-familiar white light beam from her eyes. She floated slightly into the air, then uttered the spell’s incantation.

“Datius Absentia Kagarus Sombrum…”

Purple smoke poured from Twilight’s ears and nose, funneling itself into the magically manufactured vial that always appeared with it. Rainbow pocketed it, then stooped down to help Twily off of the floor where she collapsed.

“Hi, Dashie! Hi, Spikey!” said Twily happily. “How are you guys?”

“Why don’t you take a seat next to Spike, hon?” suggested Rainbow. Twily dreamily skipped across the room, twirling like a ballerina before dropping to the bed next to Spike. She leaned her head against his shoulder, making him sit up a little straighter. Twily hummed happily to herself, glancing down to Spike’s lap.

“Ooh, you have a Magic Science Rod, too?” said Twily, grabbing the bulge in Spike’s pants. “It feels different than Dashie’s.”

“No, dumbass, not ‘Magic Science Rod’. That’s just a name I made up,” sighed Rainbow. “It’s called a dick.”

“Oh…”

“Yeah, and could you maybe not touch mine?” asked Spike, though he made no effort to move Twily’s hand. “This is weird…”

“Yeah, you’re right. Let’s get things back to normal.” Rainbow grinned, winking at Spike. “Twily, take off your shirt.” Twilight nodded, then pulled her shirt over her head, tossing it onto the floor. Spike felt conflicted, part of him telling him to turn away. This was Twilight, after all, and he really shouldn’t have been gawking at her like that.

The other part of him, the part that was growing harder in his pants, wanted to stare at a whole lot more.

“Alright, now the bra,” said Rainbow. Twily reached around her back, struggled to undo her straps. She simply lacked the mental capacity for this extremely simple act of undressing herself. Unlike before, Rainbow made no effort to help Twily. Instead, she looked past her, winking at Spike. “Well? You gonna help her or just let her struggle?”

“Please, Spikey? I need help,” pouted Twilight. Spike reached forward, unsure as to what was compelling him to do this. Slowly, his claws wrapped around the center fabric of her bra, his hands shaking as he did. Spike swiped his hand down, splitting the bra down the middle with his claws and letting it fall down Twilight’s arms and to the ground. Her small, pert breasts drew Spike’s gaze immediately, and it took all of his self-control to refrain from grabbing them right then and there.

“I meant more like undo the straps,” said Rainbow. “But, I gotta admit, what you did is way hotter.”

“I’ve been wanting to do that for years,” admitted Spike. “This is weird. She just listens to you?”

“Well, I’m smarter than her by a landslide. Why wouldn’t she listen to me?” said Rainbow. “And, speaking of listening to me… Take out your dick.”

“What?!”

“You heard me. Whip it out, stud. Let’s see what you’re packing.”

Spike gulped nervously, but nodded nevertheless. He knew Rainbow quite well, and he knew just how persuasive she could be. It’d be easier for him to just play along now, so he did. Spike rolled down his pants, letting his throbbing, dripping dragon cock out to breathe. Whereas Rainbow’s cock was akin to a stallion’s, Spike’s was very different.The head came to a sharper point than a stallion’s, and the entire length was ribbed with special scales that Twilight had concluded must’ve been to keep the female from tossing off potential mates as easily.

“Whoa, that looks cool!” said Twily. She grabbed it gently, running her hand up and down its length. “Dashie, do I put this in my mouth like I do yours?”

“Sure thing, kid. Knock yourself out.”

“What?! Dash, you told her that—” The rest of Spike’s sentence melted into a groan as Twily wrapped her lips around his cock, swirling her tongue around his tip. “Oh fuck…”

“I said you wouldn’t fuck her, and you’re not going to,” said Rainbow. “BJs don’t count. So, sit back and enjoy it.”

“B-but, Dash… She’s gonna be pissed!” Spike felt his arguments fall apart in his own head as he felt Twily’s tongue up and down his shaft. His breathing went ragged, his mind lost in pleasure.

“If she is, it’s on me. Everything she does when she’s like this is my problem,” said Rainbow. “And I’m not breaking any rules by having her suck you off. So—” Spike, either understanding where Rainbow was going or too horny to care, grabbed Twilight by the back of the head and pushed her down, forcing more of his cock into her tight, wet, wonderful mouth. “That’s the spirit. You ever do this before?”

“N-not really,” said Spike. “Sweetie almost, but she backed out at the last second. Said she wasn’t ready.”

“Hm. Well, Twily’s a pro. You could do a lot worse for your first time.” Rainbow studied how Twily bobbed her head on Spike’s cock, getting a good read on his size. “You’re bigger than I thought, kid. Not bad. Not as big as me, but you should be proud. You’ll make some girl really happy with that one day.”

“S-shut up,” grunted Spike. He let out a shaky breath when Twily dove deeper, managing to take his cock all the way down to his base. She looked up at him, smiling with just her eyes in a purely innocent way that Spike had never seen in Twilight before. She looked so happy to be there, to have Spike’s hot, twitching cock in her throat.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum,” breathed Spike. “Twi, let up, I’m gonna—”

“Nah, finish in her mouth,” said Rainbow. “She thinks it’s medicine and that it won’t work if she doesn’t swallow.”

“But dragon cum is—”

“I know.” There was a devious glint in Rainbow’s eye. “This is gonna fucking rule.”

Spike couldn’t hold himself back any longer, and he let out a groan as he came. Thick ropes of hot, almost scalding dragon cum erupted from his cock, splattering into Twily’s mouth. She squealed at the thick, uncomfortably hot liquid in her mouth, but she didn’t even think to spit it out.

“Ah! Ah! Is hawt!” panted Twily, jerking away from Spike. This only caused the last few spurts of cum to land on her face, .

“Hehehe,” chuckled Rainbow. She watched Spike let out a tired breath and fall onto his back, thoroughly exhausted. “So, here’s the deal, kid. You keep this spell hushed, and I’ll have Twily blow you once a week, whenever you want. All you have to do is tell no one about this. Got it?”

Spike wasn’t ready for words just yet, and instead gave Rainbow a thumbs up with a shaky, trembly hand.

“Alright, cool. And, since I let you stick your cock in my girlfriend’s mouth, you owe me a favor. I’m collecting on that right now.”

“W-what do you want…?” asked Spike, slowly sitting up on the bed. Rainbow grinned in a way that she would describe as mischievous, though Spike preferred the word “evil”.

“Go find Starlight and Trixie. Tell them I want to talk to them about something.”

Trixie & Starlight

“I feel like I’m forgetting something,” remarked Twilight as she finished drawing her spellcasting circle onto the Map Room’s floor. “Are you sure I didn’t miss an appointment?”

“Yeah, I’m sure,” said Spike, looking over his checklist one last time. “We did all the library stuff that needed doing, and your meeting with Celestia got pushed back til next week. You’re good to go. Just hurry up and do your thing so I can go. Rainbow will be here soon.”

“Right. I still have to give her a piece of my mind about that stunt she pulled last time I was Twily.” Twilight rolled her eyes at the memory, but she wasn’t exactly upset. Rainbow hadn’t broken any rules in their little game, and Twilight couldn’t really blame her for playing to win, as it were. “What are your plans for the rest of the day?”

“Hanging out with the Crusaders,” yawned Spike. He tapped his foot impatiently, clearly eager for this menial task to be done. “Hurry up, Twi! They might leave without me, and I've been wanting to see this Power Ponies movie for ages!”

“Alright, alright, one second,” said Twilight, her eyebrow cocked at her impatient assistant. She looked over her circle in an attempt to find any flaws in its new construction. She had altered it so much that it could no longer even be considered Hoofier’s Circle. Twilight had added several new symbols and completely reworked the inner geometry of the circle. Twilight was proud to say that she had modified and converted the original Rune to the point where it could now be called her own. She’d created and altered spells before, of course, but it never failed to fill her with glowing pride and determination to keep pushing the boundaries of magic and her own intelligence.

Twilight chuckled at the sheer irony of the situation before stepping into her new and improved spellcasting circle. She charged her horn with magic, closing her eyes in preparation.

“Make sure this gets to Rainbow,” said Twilight. “Be very careful with it, okay?”

“Of course. I can handle it.” Spike smirked at Twilight. “I mean, I am the best assistant of all time.” Twilight giggled, glad to know that her last session as Twily hadn’t irreparably damaged her relationship with Spike. Granted, she still felt a bit awkward about it, but it looked like things would work out for the two in the end. They always did.

“Alright, then. Bye, Spike, see you when you get home,” said Twilight. She cleared her throat, then chanted her newly constructed incantation.

“Absentia Kagarus Datius Sombrum!”

Thick lavender smoke poured from Twilight’s ears, swirling through the air into a large glass potion bottle, where it condensed into a thick, warm liquid. The bottle landed gently in Spike’s outstretched claw. He noted its warmth and it’s viscosity, noting that it was about as thick as honey.

“Hehehe!” Twily tilted on the spot, nearly falling over before she caught herself. “Hiya, Spikey!”

“Hey, Twilight. Twily. Whatever.” Spike stretched out tiredly. “Do me a favor and close your eyes.” Without even questioning it, Twily did as Spike had said, swaying dreamily as she did so. “Oh, and, uh… Cover your ears?”

“Huh?” asked Twily, finally starting to see the strangeness in the situation. “How come?”

“It’s a… surprise?” tried Spike. It was quiet for a moment as Twily contemplated things. Just when Spike thought he’d have to try something else, Twily nodded and clamped her hands firmly down onto her ears, blocking out the sound of what was going on around her. She couldn’t see or hear anything. She didn’t see Spike shake his head, nor did she see him cross the room and set the vial of Twilight’s intelligence onto the map table.

And she certainly didn’t see the invisibility charm lift, revealing the three silent observers to the spell.

“There, Dash, I did your dirty work,” said Spike with a sigh. “And I’m gonna miss the start of my movie cause of it. So I’m raising my price.”

“Come on, kid, I’m already giving you more than anyone would ever see otherwise,” said Dash with a smirk. “Pics of your big sis’ cute butt isn’t enough for you?”

“I want video. With sound.” Spike was, clearly, unamused. He was fine with doing what Rainbow said, as long as it only involved the three of them. Her current plan, however, was something he wasn’t quite so certain of.

“Oh, I assure you, Spike,” chuckled Trixie, her horn still crackling with the magic from her invisibility charm. “There will be plenty of recording when Trixie gets her hands on Twilight Sparkle.”

“Only if Twilight is okay with it afterwards,” said Starlight firmly. “I don’t like going around her back like this, and I definitely don’t want to produce a sex tape without her consent.”

“Come on, Starlight. I told you, Twilight won’t mind at all,” said Rainbow. “I can do basically whatever I want when she gets like this, as long as no one gets hurt.”

“That’s not really comforting.”

“Look, I gotta go. If Twilight asks, I had nothing to do with this,” said Spike, stepping away from whatever was about to go on. He wasn’t in on Dash’s plan, nor did he want to be. As far as he was concerned, he had done enough. He just wanted to go see his movie, and that’s exactly what he did, waving goodbye to the girls as he left. Dash waited until Spike was gone to swipe up the bottle of Twilight’s intelligence, carefully passing it to Starlight.

“Well?” asked Rainbow. “What do you think?”

“Hm… I’m actually familiar with this type of magic,” said Starlight, tilting the bottle as she examined it and watching the liquid slosh about. “It's very similar to the spell I used in my village to, uh…”

“Steal Cutie Marks?” supplied Trixie. Starlight frowned slightly.

“Yes. That.” Starlight cleared her throat, moving on from that as quickly as she could. “Obviously, Twilight's variant is much stronger than mine. I'm not entirely sure what spell she altered to come up with this, but it's way more complex than what I used.”

“She mentioned something about a circle, by Hoovier or something,” said Dash with a shrug. Trixie raised an eyebrow curiously, smirking at the possibilities.

“Twilight Snarkle was meddling with Hoofier’s Rune of Alteration?” asked Trixie. “Impressive! That’s quite the complicated circle. Not many can cast with it properly, nevermind alter it.” Trixie caught herself, realizing that she was praising her archrival. “Of course, Trixie could draw circles around Snarkle’s circle!”

“Which is why I called you here,” said Rainbow. “I need your help to take Twilight’s spell and put it on something that I can use.”

“You want us to make you a catalyst?” asked Starlight, examining the bottled intelligence one last time before returning it to Rainbow. “Hm… I mean, it’s definitely possible, but…” Starlight glanced over to Twily, who was still swaying on the spot with her eyes closed and her ears covered. “I’m not sure if that’s what Twilight had in mind when she gave you this level of control over her. I dunno if she’d approve—”

“Spikey? Can I uncover my ears now?” asked Twily. Rainbow smirked, then crossed the room to her girlfriend. She grabbed Twily’s wrists gently, pulling them away from her head. Rainbow poked Twily’s nose, making her giggle like a little girl.

“Hey, brainless,” said Rainbow. Twily perked up slightly, visibly confused despite her closed eyes. “Spike had to go, but I’m here now.”

“Dashie!” Twily reached forward to hug Rainbow, but, as her eyes were still closed, she missed entirely. Rainbow caught her around the waist, repositioning Twily so that she could deeply kiss her before breaking away and flicking her forehead. “Owie!”

“Open your eyes, dumbass,” said Rainbow. Twily slowly blinked her eyes open, then all but jumped into Rainbow’s arms.

“Dashie!” Twily kissed Rainbow on the cheek, hugging her tightly as she did. “Thank goodness you’re here! Spike was here, and then he made me close my eyes, and now he’s gone! I hope everything’s okay…”

“Wow. She’s way different like this,” said Starlight. Twilight gasped, only just then becoming aware of Starlight’s presence.

“Starly!” Twilight clapped giddily at what she perceived to be the sudden arrival of her friend. “It’s super good to see you!”

“Ha! Snarkle is even more pathetic than before,” snorted Trixie. “A feat Trixie thought impossible.” Twilight turned to Trixie, pouting at her.

“Trixie… I dunno what a meanie like you is doing being friends with a nice girl like Starlight.” Twilight crossed her arms with a grunt, like a child being told that she can’t have any ice cream. “Trixie? More like… Meanie…”

“Goddess above, you’ve made her a complete and utter moron!” Trixie cackled at the state of her arch nemesis. “Trixie almost feels bad for taking advantage of her like this. Almost.”

“As much as I want to watch you two catfight, I’m kinda getting antsy.” Rainbow Dash tapped her foot impatiently. “So, if you could get to the magic, that’d be great.”

“We can’t just ‘get to the magic’, Rainbow. That’s not how it works.” Starlight strolled past to get a better look at Twilight’s Rune. “This is an extremely complicated circle. If we want to make a catalyst—and, again, I’m not entirely sure we should—it’s going to take some time to figure out what we can put it on. An alteration spell like this doesn’t just cling to anything. Besides, we’d need something of Twilight’s in order to properly tune the spell to work on her.”

“How the hell does that work?” asked Rainbow. To her surprise, it was not Starlight who explained. It was Trixie.

“When dealing with something this integral to someone, their own magic is naturally most powerful and capable of altering it. No one’s magic is more in tune with Snarkle’s body, mind, and soul than Snarkle’s herself. So, if Trixie wants to use her superior magic to cast this spell on Snarkle, I need to bend my magic to behave more like hers.” Trixie flipped her hair extravagantly. “Appalling thought, I know. Why would I ever want to lower myself to her level?”

“Hey!” said Twily, pouting angrily. “You’re magic isn’t soup… Soupy… Supererer to mine! I’m good at magic! Way gooder than you!”

Trixie observed her rival, inspecting her angry, pouting face with a grin. It was very amusing to see the uppity, dignified, know-it-all princess reduced to the mindset of a small child. Trixie loved seeing that angry expression, how annoyed Twilight was that she was now, without a shadow of a doubt, inferior to her rival.

“Trixie has an idea,” said Trixie with a devious grin. “Trixie will create your catalyst for you. But Trixie doesn’t work for free.”

“What’s your price?” asked Rainbow with a grin. Starlight peered at her friend suspiciously, not sure what Trixie was planning to do. All she was certain of was that she didn’t very much like it. Trixie had that look in her eyes. The look she had whenever she was about to do something dastardly.

“Trixie requires a pair of Twilight Snarkle’s panties!” declared Trixie.

“What?!” demanded Starlight and Twily.

“Sure, why not?” said Rainbow with a shrug. “Not the weirdest thing you could’ve asked for. I’ll run up and grab a pair from upstairs.”

“No, no, no, Rainbow, it has to be the pair she’s wearing right now.” This made Rainbow raise her eyebrow a bit. She wasn’t sure why Trixie was suddenly interested in Twilight’s undergarments, but she thought it was worth keeping an eye on.

“Twily, give me your panties,” said Dash, after considering it for a moment. Twily pouted, crossing her arms in frustration.

“I don’t wanna. Trixie is a meanie,” said Twilight. Rainbow rolled her eyes, terribly eager to get this show on the road.

“I’m not going to give it to her. I just want them for myself.”

“Oh. Okay, then!” Twily quickly rolled down her pants, then peeled off her cyan blue panties. Trixie laughed, while Starlight just stared with an open mouth. Neither of them really expected for Twilight to strip down right there in the room, but they both enjoyed it for their own personal reasons.

“Thanks,” said Rainbow, accepting the slightly damp blue panties, which she immediately tossed to Trixie. “Dumbass.”

“Hey!”

“Thank you very much, Rainbow Dash. Trixie will begin on your catalyst as soon as she returns home.” Trixe twirled the panties on her finger a bit before making them disappear in a flash of magic.

“Um, hello?” Starlight waved, bringing attention back to her. She had her eyebrow cocked at the two trouble-makers, though much of her attention was still devoted to staring at Twilight’s bare pussy. “Trixie, your magic has definitely been improving, and I know you’re capable of some incredible feats when you actually put your mind to it… But this might be a bit more than you can do.”

“Not if you’re helping me. We can do this if we put our minds together, Starlight!” Trixie wrapped her arm around Starlight’s shoulder, taking note of the trail of her eye to Twilight’s exposed lady bits. “Besides, Glim, I know you like seeing your precious mentor like this.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” lied Starlight. Trixie smirked deviously and lit up her horn, which immediately put Starlight on edge. Before Starlight could do anything to stop it, however, Trixie’s magic went into action; her twinkly, pinkish magic gripped the waistband of Starlight’s pants, yanking them down to the ground. Starlight yelped in surprise, and she put her hands down to preserve some sense of modesty, but there was no stopping everyone from seeing what was formerly hidden in her jeans.

Rainbow gawked, absolutely baffled to see Starlight’s long, hard shaft, drooling precum onto the floor. Starlight herself seemed incredibly embarrassed, using her magic to attempt to pull her pants back up. Sadly, Trixie didn’t allow such a thing, using her own magic to keep Starlight’s bottoms on the floor.

“Holy shit,” said Rainbow. “You have one, too?!”

“Cool! More Magic Science Rods!” cheered Twily. She clapped giddily, stopping when she realized what she had said. “Wait, no. That’s wrong. Dicks. They’re called dicks, right? More dicks!”

“No idea what I’m talking about, hm?” asked Trixie. She reached down, slowly stroking Starlight’s shaft. “Your little friend here seems to know exactly what I’m talking about.”

“Unf… Trixie, please…” Starlight squirmed, completely at Trixie’s mercy.

“You two are a thing?” asked Rainbow. “Wow, Pinkie called it. Well, I was kinda showing restraint so I wouldn’t make things weird, but, if you’re just gonna give her a handy…” Rainbow rolled down her shorts, freeing her own sizeable cock. “Twily, bend over.”

“What for?” asked Twily, although she was already in the process of doing what Rainbow commanded. She bent over, touching her toes and curiously wondering what Rainbow had in mind. Luckily, she didn’t have to wait long to figure out her girlfriend’s intentions. Rainbow wasted no time in roughly grabbing Twilight by the hips, guiding her cock to the warm, dripping hole before her. Twily moaned as Rainbow entered her, pleasure arcing up and down her core.

“So, you gonna help me or not?” asked Rainbow, thrusting her hips as she penetrated her lady.

“Well, it’s up to Starlight,” said Trixie, gripping Starlight’s cock a bit more firmly as she stroked. “Does Starly want to help Trixie create the catalyst tonight?”

“Oh god… T-trixie…” Starlight reached down to join the stroking, but had her hand smacked away by Trixie. “Please! It’s been so long…”

“Hm… Trixie can’t help but notice that Snarkle’s mouth isn’t occupied.” Trixie ignored Starlight, but she kept her slow, steady strokes of Starlight’s shaft. “Would you mind if Trixie were to but that to work?”

“Hm… I dunno. Twily?” Rainbow smirked slightly. “Moan real loud if you wanna eat out Trixie.”

Rainbow rammed her cock into Twily’s twat, earning a nice, long moan from the princess. Her tongue lolled out of her mouth as Rainbow hilted herself in her, twitching around Dash’s shaft. Trixie cackled at Twilight’s trembling moans, then went about removing her skirt and panties. She crossed the room, pulling Starlight by the cock, much to her discomfort. Trixie climbed onto the map table, spreading her legs for Twily.

“O-oh well…” sighed Twilight. She felt Rainbow push her forward, until she was just a few inches from the short, white landing strip of hair just above Trixie’s cunt. She moved with trepidation, hesitating for a second before bringing her tongue down to Trixie’s lower lips. Trixie placed her hand firmly on the back of Twily’s head, pushing her down more forcefully. She grinded her hips down against Twily’s face, biting her lip to stifle a moan.

“You okay, Star?” asked Dash, though her concern for her friend didn’t stop her from pounding Twily from behind. “You look, uh…”

“Desperate? Eager?” supplied Trixie. She brought Starlight’s cock up, giving it’s thick, twitching shaft a slow, torturously pleasureable lick. “You must be dying to cum.”

“Yes! Please!” begged Starlight. Trixie merely chuckled, giving Starlight’s cock a kiss before returning to her slow, deliberate strokes.

“Dude, relax.” Even as Rainbow spoke, she knew there must be more to the situation than she could see. The way Starlight twitched, the raggedness of her breathing. She was putty in Trixie’s hands, which wasn’t exactly what Rainbow would have expected from the two. “It’s just a handjob. What has you ready to bust?”

“T-trixie hasn’t let me cum in…” Trixie took that opportunity to quicken her strokes, stealing Starlight’s attention. “Oh fuck, please don’t stop…”

“Weeks. Trixie has been edging Starlight since before she left for the Crystal Empire,” laughed Trixie. “And I take it you didn’t try to relieve yourself while you were away?”

“No! No, of course not! I stroked myself to the edge every night, just like you said!” Starlight seemed almost on the verge of tears, her hips bucking in an attempt to get herself off. Unfortunately for her, Trixie was savvy to her game, and simply held her hand in place over Starlight’s cock, not giving her much in the way of stimulation. “Please, Trixie!”

“Well, Trixie would be more than willing to let you cum,” said Trixie, her own breathing picking up. She loved this, the power and control she had both over her best friend in her hand and her arch rival who was lapping at her cunt like the good, brainless, obedient little pet Trixie always thought she should be. It was intoxicating. “But, as we’ve discussed, the Great Trixie doesn’t work for free.” Trixie added her magic to the mix, using her sparkly pink aura to gently massage Starlight’s sizeable balls, which were fit to burst with cum.

“Sweet Celestia, anything! I’ll do anything, just please let me get off!” Again, Starlight reached for her cock, no doubt to stroke herself to completion, but was stopped by Trixie. This time, Trixie used her magic to create arcane binds, keeping Starlight’s hands to her side. “Please!”

“Help Trixie create the catalyst for Snarkle’s spell, and she will allow you to cum,” said Trixie. Rainbow smirked at the exchange, beyond amused by the antics of the two. She had never really been into denial or bondage or anything like that, but Starlight and Trixie were starting to open her eyes to the possibilities. If nothing else, it was incredibly hot to watch, and she picked up the pace, thrusting faster, harder, deeper into Twily’s pussy.

Twily herself wasn’t entirely sure what was happening, but she didn’t like the way Trixie was making Starlight feel. It seemed to her that Trixie was being her usual mean self, which is something Starlight didn’t deserve. Twily thought about stopping, moving her face away from Trixie’s cunt to give her a piece of her mind, but decided against it. She had, technically, agreed to eat Trixie out, and good girls don’t go back on their promises.

And Twily wanted very much to be a good girl.

“Fine! I’ll do it!” squealed Starlight, fighting in her magical bonds. “I’ll make the catalyst! Just let me cum!”

Trixie chuckled, but pulled Twily’s head up nonetheless. Trixie moved out of the way, mulling Starlight gently, but firmly, by the balls until she was standing before Twily’s mouth. Trixie admired her rival’s features for a moment, the princess’ face smeared and dripping with her marecum, before guiding Starlight’s throbbing cock to the princess’ mouth.

“Very well, Starlight. You have Trixie’s permission to cum.”

Starlight didn’t even wait for Trixie to finish speaking before she shoved her length past Twily’s lips. Trixie’s binds faded, allowing Starlight free use of her hands. She exercised this new freedom by grabbing Twily’s hair gruffly and bucking her hips forward, shoving her length down Twily’s throat. The princess coughed and sputtered, but did her best to help out her friend. She ran her tongue along Starlight’s shaft, slurping up and down her length in time with her thrusts. Starlight groaned, her mind melting with pleasure.

“This spell is the best fucking thing ever!” said Rainbow Dash, giving Twily’s cute little butt a firm spank. Twily let out a surprised yelp, which became a moan when Rainbow somehow managed to go even deeper. “Fuck, I’m gonna cum…”

“Oh god, me too,” breathed Starlight. Her heart sank when Trixie pulled her away, freeing her cock from Twily’s mouth. “But… Trixie… You said…”

“Trixie is a mage of her word. You will cum.” Trixie gripped Starlight’s cock with her magic, sending slight tremors up her length. “But where's your hospitality? It would be horribly rude of you to cum before Rainbow. I mean, that is her girlfriend whose throat you're fucking, after all. The least you can do is let her go first.” Trixie’s magic began pulsating, making Starlight shudder and moan. “Please, take your time, Rainbow Dash. Starlight is a very patient girl.”

“Sorry, Trix, I don’t think I’ve got much longer,” admitted Dash, her hips a blur as she pounded Twily’s tight, wet hole with increased vigor. Twily let her head rest against the table, drooling onto its surface. It felt so good, Rainbow fucking what remained of her brain to jelly. She squealed, a wave of hot pleasure passing over her body as she came. The soft, velvety walls of her cunt convulsed, milking Rainbow’s cock. Dash pulled out at the last possible second, and she barely had to stroke before she erupted. She groaned as she shot thick, sticky ropes of hot cum across Twily’s back. She painted the princess’ back white, matting her hair with her seed.

“P-please, Trixie…” begged Starlight. Trixie smiled, running her tongue up Starlight’s twitching, aching cock. “I’m gonna burst!”

“Alright, Starlight. You’ve been patient enough. You may cum when Trixie gets to one.” Trixie gripped Starlight’s cock firmly and stroked faster than she had before. “Five… Four… Three…”

Starlight tried to fight it, tried to hold it back, but she just couldn’t resist any longer. Her cock all but exploded, dousing Twily’s face in her seed. Trixie chuckled as Starlight finally took her cock into her hands and stroked, her legs trembling from the force of her orgasm. It was also very amusing to see the beloved Princess of Friendship dripping in cum like a common slut.

“Oh sweet Celestia…” breathed Starlight. She quaked, leaning against the table for support. As she huffed and gasped for breath, she came to her senses. She slowly turned to Trixie, who had a very devious grin on her face. “T-trixie… I’m sorry, I tried—”

“Oh, you’re not sorry, Starlight. Not yet. But you will be,” laughed Trixie, licking her lips at the fear etched on Starlight’s face. “You will be punished for this, as Trixie is sure you’ve guessed.”

“W-what are you going to do to me?”

“You’ll see. Just remember, Trixie hasn’t cum yet.” Trixie grinned at Twily, giving her a sly wink. “It’s been a pleasure, as always, Princess, but Trixie really must get going. Rainbow Dash, we shall have your catalyst completed within the week!”

“Cool. You need anything else in the meantime?” asked Rainbow.

“Trixie might want to come see the princess in this state again.” Trixie charged her horn with magic, preparing to teleport her and Starlight away. “She finds Twilight to be incredibly amusing like this.”

Trixie gave an extravagant bow before she and Starlight vanished with a flash of magic. Rainbow snickered at the recent developments. She thought she was having fun before, but this? This was taking her little game to the next level, and she couldn’t wait.

“Trixie is such a meanie…” huffed Twily, oblivious to just how impossible it was to take her seriously with a faceful of jizz. Rainbow chuckled, rustling Twily’s mane.

“Yeah, she’s a bitch. But, damn, is she useful to keep around… Anyway, you wanna hop in the shower with me?” Twily tilted her head in confusion.

“But, Dashie… It’s wet in there. If we hop, we’ll slip!”

Rainbow stared at her girlfriend for a bit, trying her hardest not to laugh. Eventually, she shrugged, concluding that Twily had a point. Besides, why get clean if you’re just going to get dirty again?

“Alright, dumbass. Take off your clothes, I’m gonna fuck you again,” said Rainbow.

“Yay! More dicks!”

Starlight and Trixie's Night In

“T-trixie, I’m sorry.”

“Hm? Did you say something, Starlight Glimmer?”

Trixie was laid out on her bed, flipping through her spellbook and absentmindedly turning over the small purple remote in her hand. She smirked, unseen behind her book, at the faint sound of buzzing, and of Starlight’s labored, haggard breathing. Trixie chuckled to herself as she jotted down her notes on Twilight’s Circle of Alteration. She was confident that she could replicate it in a physical form, but applying it to a catalyst was a lot easier said than done.

“I s-said I’m sorry!” Starlight let her arms drop ever so slightly as she fidgeted, mostly through reflex, but she wished she hadn’t as soon as she moved. Trixie never looked up from her book, simply sliding her thumb up the side of the remote, dialing the vibrators taped to Starlight’s shaft and balls up two levels. “Hnnnngh! Trixie!”

“Trixie says no cumming before time, and yet you cum,” said Trixie, peering at Starlight from over her book. Starlight was kneeling a few feet from the bed, her arms raised high above her head per Trixie’s instructions. She was trembling, the vibrations causing electric arcs of pleasure to rack her entire body. “Trixie says no moving, and yet you move.”

“Yes, but—” The rest of Starlight’s sentence was lost in a long moan as Trixie raised the power of the vibrators yet again. “Hnnnnngh!”

“And Trixie says not to interrupt Trixie, and yet… Still you run your mouth.” Trixie returned the vibrators to their original settings. “That doesn’t seem like the behavior of someone who’s sorry to Trixie. That seems like a whiny, bratty little slut who needs to be punished further.”

“No! Please, Trixie, I’m sorry…” gasped Starlight. It had been three days since she and Trixie were given the task of creating a catalyst for Twilight’s intelligence spell, and Trixie had made sure it was a tortuous three days. Starlight had been teased and tormented the whole time, forbidden from touching herself in any way. Meanwhile, Trixie had been using various magical and mechanical methods of teasing Starlight, driving her mad. Trixie’s favorite was her special magical numbing cream; applying a liberal amount to any part of the body rendered it entirely unresponsive to any pain or pleasure. Trixie normally used it for performances that required her to reach into flames or thorns or other painful places, but she had found other uses for it.

Namely, riding Starlight’s cock for hours without giving the poor girl the privilege of pleasure at all, nevermind release.

“If you’re so sorry, then how come you’ve forced Trixie to do all the research and spellcasting on her own?” asked Trixie. “If you’d been helping, we may have already had a catalyst for Rainbow Dash by now.”

“Trixie, I can’t do spellwork in this condition,” complained Starlight. “I can barely think s-straight.”

“Interesting. That sounds like you’re making excuses.”

“Okay, fine. Can I at least move so I can actually see what you’re looking at?” Starlight didn’t dare move without permission, in no hurry for more punishment. Trixie chuckled to herself as she swapped out books, this one on stabilization charms.

“I don’t know, Starlight Glimmer,” said Trixie with a smirk. “Can you?”

“Yep. Sure can.”

Trixie’s smirk fell into a small frown, at which point she turned the remote up to maximum power. Starlight shrieked, her entire body tensing from the sudden pleasure. Trixie glared at Starlight for a moment before turning the vibrators back down to their lowest setting.

“Try again, without being a smartass.”

“M-may I move now?”

“Hm…” Trixie tapped her chin in faux thought before she nodded her head. “Yes, you may, Starlight.” Starlight sighed in relief, then slowly stood up and lowered her arms. She took a step forward, letting out a squeal as Trixie ramped the vibrators up yet again. The intense, almost electric shocks of pleasure made Starlight lose her footing, bringing her to her knees.

“B-but—”

“Crawl,” ordered Trixie with a sinister grin. Starlight, barely able to stand anyway, dropped to all fours and shakily made her way to Trixie. She felt about ready to burst, her cock throbbing and drooling precum onto the floor as she effectively dragged herself to Trixie, climbing up onto the bed. Once she was on the bed, Trixie shut the vibrators off for the time being. “So, Trixie has been considering how to go about binding the circle to the catalyst.”

“Stardust is a really good arcane binding agent. I think I have some at the castle,” mused Starlight. “But it needs a reactant to work. I’m not sure what we could use…”

“Hm… Brillium. Brillium should charge up the stardust enough to get the Circle going,” said Trixie. “And, if we structure the spell properly, we should be able to bind the circle to the catalyst semi-permanently, with minimal reapplication.”

“Hm… You sure you can make that happen?” asked Starlight. She took the notes from Trixie, examining her research and calculations. “Wow, this is some incredible work, Trixie. Your study on the Circle is really good.”

“Flattery won’t get you any closer to release, Starlight,” said Trixie with a chuckle. She sat up, wrapping her arms and legs around Starlight’s middle in a sort of hug. She rested her chin on Starlight’s shoulder, one hand holding a book of research notes for the two to read and the other hand gently groping Starlight’s breast. “I told you, I’m far better than anyone gives me credit for. It’s a travesty, really. Trixie truly is underappreciated in her time.”

“H-heheh. Of course,” chuckled Starlight, always amused by her friend’s over the top drama. “So. It looks like we’ve got the binding down, and the circle structure. What exactly do you need me for?”

“Well, I don’t know how well you understand Rainbow Dash,” said Trixie, flipping through her notes, landing on a list of incantations for the intelligence spell. “But I worry that she wouldn’t be able to commit the incantation to memory. And, if she accidentally says a Sombrum when she needs an Absentia…”

“It could be catastrophic, yeah. Hm… Maybe… Maybe we make a remote?” suggested Starlight. Trixie hummed curiously, swapping her book to her magical aura to free up her other hand to grab Starlight’s other sizeable breast. “Mmm… You know, it’s really hard to think when you do this to me.”

“I’m sure. Why do you think I do it?” chucked Trixie, planting a kiss on Starlight’s neck. “You’re so much more fun when you’re too horny to think straight. Too worried about when I may see fit to let you cum to think about whether or not we’re about to do something potentially stupid.”

“Speaking of stupid…” Starlight pursed her lips slightly, trying not to let herself be charmed by Trixie like she had been so many times before. “I don’t think bringing our relationship forward to Rainbow and Twilight the way we did was our smartest move.”

“Oh, what is the princess going to do? Forbid us from being together if she doesn’t approve?” asked Trixie scathingly. “We’re grown mares, Starlight. We can do whatever we want.” She brought her hands lower, gripping Starlight’s thick cock in her hands, slowly running them up and down her length. Starlight tensed slightly, her breath catching in her chest. “Are you really going to let your perfect Princess Twilight stand in between us?”

“It’s not about what she can do, Trixie, and you know that. You both mean a lot to me, and I want you to get along.”

“Hmph. As usual, the prissy princess Twilight Snarkle manages to ruin my fun,” complained Trixie. Starlight reached up with trembling hands and grabbed Trixie’s book, slamming it shut. She turned to better face her partner, trying her hardest to maintain her annoyed glare. This was easier said than done when she was so pent up she could burst and the person she was currently irritated with was the one who decided when she’d next be allowed to cum.

“Beatrix Amanda Lulamoon.” Trixie froze, unsure as to what to do next. Full names like that were never a good.

“Yes?” Trixie decided to approach the situation cautiously. She knew Starlight well enough by then to know when to push her and when to let her breathe, and this was definitely one of the latter.

“I get that you have your issues with Twilight. I get that you resent her. I get that you hate her,” said Starlight. “But Twilight is my friend. She’s one of my best friends. If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t have even met you. So, for that reason alone, you owe her more respect than you’ve been giving her. Please, try to get along with her.”

Trixie bit her tongue thoughtfully for a moment. Normally, Trixie was the sort to just blurt out what comes to her mind, thinking about it later, but she knew better this time. She took a moment to consider Twilight, her rival, her arch nemesis. The perfect, superior, uppity princess that had embarrassed her time and time again. Trixie wasn’t sure if hate or resentment really did her feelings for Twilight justice. There was just so much animosity between her, most of it one-sided, that Trixie struggled to say anything even remotely nice about the princess. If Trixie had her way, she’d dedicate every waking moment of her life to showing up Twilight, humiliating her like the she had been humiliated by the princess.

But, for Starlight, Trixie reasoned she could at least postpone her revenge.

“Fine. Trixie and her vast connections can secure tickets to a performance by the Royal Canterlot Orchestra,” muttered Trixie. “ I suppose, if you’re hellbent on me playing nice with that sorry excuse for a mage, Trixie can lower herself to her level for a night.”

“Trixie.” Starlight nudged Trixie, giving her a slightly more stern glare. “Respect. We just talked about it.”

“Cut me some slack. If you expect me to quit insulting Snarkle cold turkey, you’re going to be disappointed.” That earned a slight chuckle from Starlight, which made Trixie smile in turn. “What I’m saying is that Trixie would be willing to invite Twilight Snarkle and Rainbow Crash to go with us on a double date. Dinner and a show.”

“I think that’s a wonderful idea. Thank you, Trixie.” Starlight kissed Trixie on the cheek, amused to see the magician blush slightly. She grabbed Trixie by the wrist, raising them up to her chest, where Trixie began groping Starlight’s breasts almost absentmindedly. “So, back to the catalyst. A remote is going to be relatively easy once we actually create the circle. The hardest part is gonna be longevity spells and some sort of charm that makes it so only Rainbow can use it, but that’s not that hard. I know a few spells that’ll be useful. But we need the catalyst first.” Starlight paused for a moment, trying to strategize her next move. She’d need to head home to grab the stardust and other materials she might need, a trip that could take a few hours. And that was just to get materials. She still needed an actual catalyst. “Have you figured out what we’re going to use?”

“Well, you know how we need something of Snarkle’s to use?”

“Yeah. It would’ve been easier to use her hair,” noted Starlight. “A lock of her hair would have more of her residual magic than her panties. So why’d you…” Starlight stopped herself as she connected the dots. Trixie smirked when she was sure that Starlight had pieced things together, snapping her fingers. In a flash of light, Twilight’s worn, slightly-damp panties appeared in her hand.

“Well, Trixie has a few ideas in mind that I think Rainbow Dash might quite like,” said Trixie with a laugh. “Be a lamb and fetch Trixie’s sewing kit?

Author's Note

Tried to keep this short cause I wasn't sure if anyone other than me really gave a damn about the Starxie relationship. Might end up doing another story in this same canon that follows these two.

Aftercare

Twilight let out a groan, clutching her head as she stared blankly at her work. She could feel the beginnings of a stress headache coming along, and it took all of her resolve to refrain from giving up and going to bed. She knew she couldn’t. This paper was too important. When Princess Celestia had requested an update on her work in the arcane arts, Twilight couldn’t possibly refuse, especially considering she had just created her own spellcasting circle.

Of course, Twilight wouldn’t tell Celestia exactly why she was using the circle. She didn’t think the Princess would necessarily care to know what she and Rainbow had been getting up to. No, Twilight intended to tell Celestia that the circle was created just for spellcasting curiosity, streamlined for better alteration charms. This was, in the strictest of senses, the truth. A bent, slightly manipulated version of the truth, but the truth nevertheless.

Unfortunately, it seemed that Twilight would never get her report done at all, not with the way her head was pounding. What she needed was a good cup of tea, maybe a good massage to alleviate stress. But, unfortunately for her, she was fresh out of tea and her girlfriend was nowhere to be found. Twilight sighed just thinking about Rainbow. She wasn’t sure where she had run off to exactly, only receiving a shout from the door that Spitfire was calling her in. That was two days ago, the day that Rainbow had spoken to Trixie.

Twilight tried her hardest to remember what exactly happened between them. Her memories as Twily could be foggy at times, especially if Twily wasn’t paying very good attention during the events that Twilight wanted to recall. She was almost positive that she had fucked Trixie, though that didn’t exactly make a ton of sense. As far as she could tell, Trixie hated her. So why would Trixie, Twilight’s self-proclaimed nemesis, willingly have sex with her?

This just added to the list of questions Twilight needed to ask Rainbow Dash, wherever she may be.

The tapping of glass stole Twilight’s attention away from her half-finished report, much to the princess’ annoyance. Someone was at her window, and she couldn’t think of a reason why anyone would do such a thing. Probably some kids who got dared to throw pebbles at the castle window. Twilight elected to ignore it for the time being, hoping for it to go away on its own.

Unfortunately for the princess, the tapping continued, picking up in frequency the longer she waited. Finally fed up with the noise, Twilight stood up, crossing the room to her window. She massaged her temples as she walked, hoping for this headache to fade away before she had to deal with whatever stressful thing was waiting for her on the other side of the window. With a tired sigh, the princess used her magic to push open the glass, ready to get this over with.

“I hope you understand that this is royal property! Trespassing is punishable by— EEP!”

Twilight yelped as a hand grabbed her by the wrist, and yanked her forward, pulling her out of her home and sending her falling helplessly to the ground.

At least, that’s what should have happened. Instead, Twilight only fell a few inches, and she landed on a platform noticeably lighter than the ground below. A swath of cloud, about the size of a large rug, which significantly narrowed down the list of suspects. Twilight looked up, a bit annoyed to see that the person who had pulled her from her home was the very person Twilight had been looking for all day.

“Sup, nerd?” said Rainbow casually, laying on her back with her hands behind her head. “Miss me much?”

“Where have you been?” Twilight normally would’ve been a bit less harsh, if not for the mini heart attack Rainbow had given her by pulling her out of a second story window. “I haven’t seen you in two days.”

“Yeah, sorry about that. Spitfire wanted to go over a routine, and we just couldn’t get it down.” Rainbow yawned, apparently oblivious to how annoyed Twilight was. “She kept us overnight til we got it.”

“That only explains one night. Where have you been the rest of the time?”

“I could tell you. Or…” Rainbow flapped her wings and floated into the air, giving the cloud a firm push. Twilight lurched slightly as the cloud floated forward, given an added boost from a big flap of Dash’s wings. Rainbow had to zip forward a bit to catch up, which a world-class athlete like herself had very little trouble doing. “I could show you.”

“Dash, I’m supposed to be working,” sighed Twilight. “I’m falling behind on my report to Celestia.”

“Oh, please. If you were really working, you wouldn’t have heard me knocking,” said Rainbow, easily seeing through Twilight’s facade. “The way I see it, you weren’t doing much anyway, so I may as well get you out of the house for some fresh air. Get the juices flowin’, ya know?” Rainbow’s tone shifted slightly, losing some of the joking nature it was known for. “Plus… I kinda wanted to talk to you. It’s, uh… It’s about us.”

Twilight got a bit nervous at that. Rainbow wasn’t known for talking about their relationship, so for her to bring it to Twilight like this was a bit concerning. Was something wrong?

“Okay…” said Twilight carefully. “What’s up?”

“I was gonna ask you the same thing,” said Dash. “You holding up okay?”

“Why wouldn’t I be?”

Rainbow didn’t say anything at first, instead giving her wings a strong flap to keep their little cloud raft going. Twilight still wasn’t sure where they were going, but they seemed to be heading north of town. Whatever for, she couldn’t be sure.

“So, like… How much do you remember from when you’re Twily?” asked Rainbow. Twilight pursed her lips slightly, trying to figure out how best to word it.

“Being Twily is like… It’s like trying to talk about a movie you liked as a kid,” said Twilight. “I remember most things, but not always in the right order, and some minor scenes just disappear entirely from my mind.” Twilight paused for a beat before continuing. “I remember Trixie, if that’s what you’re asking.”

“Hm. Are you mad?” asked Rainbow. Twilight gave a noncommittal shrug, as if Rainbow had just asked what the two should have for dinner.

“Not really. I mean, you followed the rules, so—”

“Fuck the rules. Are you mad?” asked Rainbow. “I’m not asking if I broke any rules or if I did anything wrong. I’m asking if you’re mad.”

“I… No. I’m not mad,” said Twilight. “I’m kind of annoyed with Trixie, but, well… She’s Trixie.”

“So you want her to stay out of it?” asked Rainbow.

“I mean… I don’t think any sane person can say Trixie isn’t attractive. And I guess I don’t mind bringing her into the bed, but… The way she talked to Twily didn’t sit right with me.” Rainbow nodded, gesturing for Twilight to continue. “Well… When you call Twily stupid, I know it’s just for sex. But, the way Trixie spoke to us… I don’t know if she’s so clear on the boundary between Twily and myself.”

“Yeah, she seemed like she was laying it on a bit thick. Alright, that settles it. Trixie is out.”

“No, no, wait.” Twilight was surprised at how immediately Rainbow was willing to cut Trixie out of their little relationship. “I've been giving this some thought, actually. I think the thing with Trixie is, she really believes that we’re nemeses. And, in her mind… I think that makes us friends?”

“Uh…” Rainbow tilted her head, confused. “What?”

“I know that doesn’t make a ton of sense, but I know there’s a certain kinship to being rivals,” said Twilight. “And she wanted in, without you offering. So she’s interested in me.”

“Or in taking advantage of Twily.”

“It didn’t stop you at the time,” noted Twilight. Rainbow gave a nervous, dry chuckle, shrugging her shoulders.

“Which is fucked up. So I’m trying to make sure not do that type of thing again,” said Rainbow. “Alright, I don’t really want to cut Trixie and Starlight out, either. We can have some fun with them. So how’s this: I give them the rundown on what’s okay and what’s not okay. Boundaries, safe words, whatever. If either of them does something we don’t like, they’re out.”

“That sounds… Well, besides being fair, that sounds uncharacteristically responsible of you.” Twilight smirked slightly. “You really have been giving this some thought, huh?”

“No one calls my girl dumb but me.”

Twilight giggled, shimmying up and laying her head gently on Rainbow’s shoulder. Though she didn’t always get to see her girlfriend like this, Twilight knew that Rainbow cared for her. Dash just wasn’t very aware of others emotionally, and she tended to have a very nonchalant attitude towards serious matters like this. But this was different. Dash was communicating, talking to Twilight to make sure she was happy. That was something special, a more tender side of Rainbow Dash that very few people got to see.

“Is this your idea of aftercare?” mused Twilight. Rainbow chuckled, grabbing Twilight around the hip and giving her a kiss on the cheek.

“Nah. But this is.”

She pointed to the ground, where a beautiful picnic scene waited. A basket of food, a nice picnic blanket, a bucket of ice in which sat a bottle of Twilight’s favorite white wine, and, most importantly, a small collection of books. Rainbow grinned at Twilight’s surprised expression, then began flapping her wings to bring their cloud down to the ground.

“Surprise,” said Rainbow with a grin. “This is where I’ve been, by the way. Looking up good picnic places, getting things in order, shit like that. Hardest part was the books. Went to like 12 different bookstores to find them.”

“Is that… The complete Daring Do collection?” asked Twilight, eyes wide. Her voice was charged with her excitement, an anticipation that she was clearly fighting to keep in check. Rainbow laughed and nodded as their cloud reached the ground. She grabbed Twilight by the hand and guided her off of the cloud, approaching their little picnic.

“Mh-hm. Hardback, too. Plus, I got in touch with Daring, she hooked me up with some First Editions, with a bunch of typos and plot holes that didn’t get resolved until the reprint.” Rainbow squeezed Twilight around the waist, bringing her in close. “See, babe, I’ve got friends in high places. My connections have connections, so it wasn't—”

Twilight twisted, grabbing Rainbow and latching her lips onto hers. Rainbow was surprised, but she recovered quickly, grabbing Twilight and pulling her closer. The two enjoyed the moment of gentle, quiet bliss for a bit. This was a nice change of pace. No weird, morally questionable fetish magic. No third parties. Just the two of them.

“So… I’m guessing I fucking nailed this one, right?” asked Rainbow. Twilight giggled, then wrapped her arms around Rainbow, hugging her tightly and giving her another quick kiss.

“Knocked it out of the park, Dash.”

“You’re not coming to bed?” asked Twilight, pausing in the doorway. Rainbow knew her girlfriend enough to tell that Twilight was a bit tipsy from earlier. Her eyes looked like they had trouble staying focused on Rainbow, instead wandering around the room. Twilight was currently holding herself up with the frame of the bedroom door, or else she surely would’ve been swaying.

“Gotta run Fluttershy’s picnic basket back to her place,” said Rainbow. “She let me borrow it today, but she needs it back tomorrow.” She shooed Twilight away, gesturing to the bedroom. “Go on, I’ll be back before you have a chance to miss me.”

“Okay, Dash. G’night, Dash.”

“Night, babe. See you in the morning.”

Rainbow watched Twilight drunkenly stumble into the bedroom, the door gently swinging shut behind her. When she was sure that Twilight was securely in bed, Rainbow slipped her hands into her pockets and strolled out of the hall, heading for the castle’s front doors. Almost as an afterthought, Rainbow swiped up the picnic basket she had left by the door before pushing open the castle’s doors and heading outside.

“Took you long enough.”

Rainbow looked to her right, brow cocked at Trixie. As usual, she stood in full wizard regalia, complete with cloak, hat, and cocky grin. Rainbow glanced over her shoulder, closing the front door completely before speaking.

“Is it done?” asked Dash. Trixie rolled her eyes.

“Psh! Is it done? Does the Great Trixie strike you as some sort of amateur, Rainbow Dash?” scoffed Trixie. “If it wasn’t finished, I wouldn’t be here.”

“Where’s Starlight? I thought she was coming to give it.”

“Starlight is a bit… Tied up, at the moment.” Trixie giggled a sinister, devious giggle. “She’s going to want to meet with Twily soon, by the way. She’s not allowed to cum until she can do it in the princess’ mouth. Hope you don’t mind.”

“Yeah, glad you mentioned that.” Rainbow reached into her pocket, retrieving a folded sheet of paper that she handed to Trixie.

“What’s this, then?”

“Rules. Things you can and can’t do or say,” explained Rainbow. “If you’re gonna be part of this thing me and Twi has going on, even a little bit, you gotta have some rules.”

“How typical of her,” sneered Trixie with a roll of the eyes. “That uppity, neurotic—”

“Actually, it was my idea. I wrote these rules. Even came up with a safeword.” Trixie raised a surprised eyebrow, examining the paper in her hands. Sure enough, this wasn’t Twilight’s neat, methodical handwriting. It was the rapid squiggles of Rainbow Dash. A mare with a mission, it seemed.

“Hm… Sassafras?” remarked Trixie. Rainbow shrugged.

“Not something we’re likely to say by accident. Plus, Pinkie wouldn’t stop saying it last week, it got stuck in my head. The word doesn’t matter. It’s the rules you need to pay attention to.” Trixie nodded slowly, unsure how to take this new attitude from Rainbow. “This thing we do is for fun and, at the end of the day, you’ve got your woman and I’ve got mine. If you do anything that makes things not fun for my woman, I’ve got no problem sending you both home with blue balls.”

“Right. I see…” Trixie skimmed the list of rules, and it seemed to be pretty general stuff. Boundaries, what was off-limits as far as verbal abuse went. Trixie hummed in confirmation, folding the piece of paper back up and slipping it into her pocket. “Very well. I will review this with Starlight when I get home. Er… She actually wanted me to, um… Invite you and Twilight out. For a double date.”

Now it was Rainbow’s turn to be surprised. Even though Starlight had requested it, Rainbow wouldn’t have guessed in a million years that Trixie would actually go through with it. Yet, here she was, embarrassed and nervous, asking the two out. Maybe there was something to Twilight’s nemesis theory, after all.

“I’ll let the missus know. Won’t be for a while, though. She’s gonna be focused on some nerd report for a while.” Rainbow held out her hand expectantly. “So? You got something for me or not? Chop chop, I’ve got a buzzed bookworm in there, and I might be able to convince her to give me head before she passes out.”

“Of course.” Trixie removed her hat, reached into it, and, with a flash of magic, withdrew a small cardboard box, which she handed to Rainbow Dash. It wasn't very large, maybe a bit bigger than a dictionary. “The instructions are inside. Shouldn’t give you any trouble but, if it does, come see Starlight. She should be able to fix any problems with the charm.”

“And it still makes the vial, right?”

“Of course. Teleports it right into your hand. Enchanted the bottle, too. Should be nigh-impossible to break.”

“Thanks. Well, I’ll let you know when we can do some more stuff. Gonna go head to bed now,” said Rainbow. “Later, Trix.”

“Until next time, Rainbow Dash. Be sure to get some pictures of your princess with the catalyst,” chuckled Trixie. “I would absolutely love to see how she looks.”

“Sure, whatever.”

Trixie gave a flourishing bow before snapping her fingers, vanishing in a flash of light. Rainbow sighed, more than a bit tired from the day’s adventure. Putting together that little picnic wasn’t easy, but Rainbow was glad she did it. Twilight deserved to know how much Rainbow cared for her, despite what the use of the intelligence spell might suggest. After giving the basket in her hand a quick glance, Rainbow turned for the door, deciding to hit the hay and rest with her girlfriend. Fluttershy could wait until morning for her basket. Rainbow had more important things to deal with.

Namely, planning how best to use her new catalyst.

Author's Note

I swear, there will be sexy fun times in the next chapter. Scout's honor.

The Catalyst

“And done!” Twilight signed her name at the bottom of her parchment, then set down her quill on the nightstand beside the bed. It had taken her far longer than she would’ve hoped, but it was finally finished. Her report on her manipulation and development of Hoofier’s Rune of Alteration was finally ready to turn in. “Thanks for the help, babe. I don’t think I ever would’ve made my deadline without you.”

“Well, basically all I did was fetch coffee…” noted Rainbow, a smile creeping to her lips. She didn’t pretend to understand exactly what Twilight’s report was like, or why she was so excited about it, but that didn’t really matter. What did matter was that Twilight was happy, and that meant Rainbow was happy. “But, y’know, it was obviously the best coffee you ever had.”

“In my first cup, you put salt instead of sugar,” said Twilight. Rainbow glared at her, chuckling as Twilight snuggled up close to Rainbow, pecking her on the cheek. “But, beyond that, yes. You made some truly excellent coffee. Thanks again.”

“Don’t mention it. I just can’t believe you got this essay done in time. You must’ve written 50 pages since last night. I’m proud of you, kiddo.” Twilight beamed, genuinely overjoyed by the completion of her paper, as well as Rainbow’s admiration. “So, what now?”

“I give it to Spike so he can send it to Princess Celestia, then she’ll probably summon me to the castle to discuss my findings,” said Twilight. Her horn lit up, and her parchment (as well as the stack of pages on the nightstand) vanished in a flash of purple sparks, no doubt landing in Spike’s room so he could begin shipping the letters out. “Then, I get to show her the Circle and all the possible applications of it!”

“Like making yourself stupid for kinky sex?” asked Rainbow. Now, it was Twilight to give a glare of sorts.

“I don’t think I have to say this, but Celestia absolutely cannot know what we use the Circle for.” Rainbow noticed that it was a fairly common occurrence for Twilight to decide that she doesn’t have to tell her this and then decide to do it anyway. “As far as she knows, I began investigating the Circle for no other reason than academic curiosity.”

“I know I can be pretty shameless, Twi,” said Rainbow. “But do you really think I would actually tell God about my sex life?”

“Fair point.” Twilight chuckled. Dash may be brash, reckless, crass, and tactless, but she wasn’t stupid. “I should have more faith in you.”

“Been saying that for years!” The two shared a laugh, enjoying their morning in bed. It wasn’t terribly often that the two had time like this together. Between Twilight’s duties and studies, and Rainbow’s Wonderbolt work, they were a busy couple. They wanted to cherish every second they had together, and Rainbow knew just how to do that. “Hey, I got you something. Well. I got us something, I guess. It’s for you, but also for me.”

“Oh? What’s the occasion?” asked Twilight curiously. Rainbow shimmied to the edge of the bed, reaching underneath and retrieving a small, unremarkable cardboard box. She shook the box gently as she handed it to Twilight, no doubt to invoke her natural curiosity. Rainbow was successful, as evidenced by the interested twinkle in Twilight’s eye as she accepted the box.

“Eh, nothing, really. Just thought we could have some fun with this,” said Rainbow. She nudged Twilight slightly. “Well? You gonna open it or not!”

Twilight nodded, then quickly ripped off the top of the box. She shredded through the tissue paper inside and retrieved the garment it contained. A familiar pair of bright blue panties, mostly plain save for the designs that it bore. Twilight raised an eyebrow at the tri-colored lightning bolt plastered on the crotch. Rainbow’s Cutie Mark.

“Cute,” said Twilight, visibly trying to hold back a smirk. Rainbow didn’t feel the need to restrain herself, and wore her mischievous grin with pride.

“Turn them around,” said Rainbow. Twilight did as she was told, revealing the bright red text on the butt. “Pretty sweet, huh?”

“Rainbow’s Retard…” Twilight read it over again, trying to decide how she felt. Part of her found the word to be rude and generally off-limits. Then again, this whole thing they were doing was crossing some sort of ethical line. Plus, Rainbow definitely seemed to know the difference between Twily and Twilight. Twilight finally decided to let the slightly darker part of her mind win, and let out the snicker she had been holding in since she saw the panties.

“So? Do you like em?” asked Rainbow. “Had em custom-made for you. Figured you would wear those when you’re Twily, just so everyone knows the deal. What do you think?”

“As much as I don’t want to set a bad precedent by encouraging you…” said Twilight, mostly just for show. “I have to admit, this is pretty hot.” She clutched the garment close to her chest, peering at Rainbow suspiciously for a moment. “Who did you have make these? I’m not super comfortable with the idea that anyone we know find out about what we’re doing here.”

“Oh, lighten up, brainiac. We were just talking about having some faith in me!” Rainbow rolled her eyes, although she couldn’t really be mad. Twilight’s concern was somewhat justified by the reality of how she had procured the panties, but this was different than she feared. “I’m not gonna do something stupid like ask Rarity. It’s legit, super private and discreet, the whole nine yards.” Rainbow employed one of her favorite tactics for getting out of trouble: talking quickly and moving the conversation along. “What are you waiting for? Try em on!”

“Okay, okay!” Twilight rolled out of bed standing just a few feet from the foot of the bed. She began rolling down her baggy pajama pants, stopping just past her hips. “Cover your eyes.”

“Fine. Not like it’s anything I haven’t seen before, but whatever.” Rainbow Dash closed her eyes, covering them with her palms. “Hurry up, I wanna see how they look on you!” It was quiet for a spell, save for the quiet rustling of Twilight’s clothes as she got undressed. Rainbow resisted the urge to peak, her imagination (and her dick) running wild with excitement.

“Alright, you can look now.”

Rainbow uncovered her eyes, smirking deviously at what she saw. Of course, the panties fit Twilight perfectly as far as size was concerned. More so than the fit, they looked at home on Twilight’s hips, hugging her subtle curves and advertising that she was all Rainbow’s. It didn’t hurt that Twilight was modeling her “new” panties quite well, having removed her shirt to reveal her similarly blue bra and striking a sexy pose with one hand seductively planted on her hip. Rainbow wolf-whistled, all but devouring Twilight with her gaze and causing the princess to blush faintly.

“God damn, girl. All these years, I thought I was a ten,” said Rainbow, winking at her girlfriend. “We don’t even have numbers for how good you look.”

“Oh, shut up,” said Twilight, giggling nervously. She had to admit, it felt really good for Rainbow to look at her like that. It made her feel desirable, sexy. “You’re just saying that.”

“You should know me better than that by now, Twi. I don’t say it if I don’t mean it.” Rainbow sat up a bit straighter, leaning in to get a better look. “Come on, babe, give me a little twirl. Let me see how you look from the back.” Twilight turned slowly, stopping with her back to Rainbow to better show off her ass. “Hot damn, that’s a cute little butt. C’mon, sweetcheeks, wiggle a little. Let’s see those hips sway. Gimme a show.”

Twilight rolled her eyes, but did as Rainbow asked. She felt a little silly, shaking her hips and wiggling her butt to no music, but she tried not to let it deter her. She reminded herself that she couldn’t dance very well even with the aid of music, and at least now Rainbow was watching her and complimenting how good she looked. Twilight got into it, bringing her arms up over her head and shimmying her hips. She blushed a bit more as she heard Rainbow’s attempts to stifle her snickers, then decided to give her girlfriend something to stop her laughing. Twilight slowly bent over, pushing her hips back and putting even more emphasis on the curve of her ass.

What Twilight didn’t realize is that Rainbow actually wasn’t laughing at her dancing, for once. She was laughing at what she was pulling from her pocket; a thin rod of some sort of arcane metal, the nature of which was a mystery to a magical layman like Rainbow. She didn’t need to know the origin of the rod, though. All she needed to know was how to work it, and Starlight’s instructions had been very clear. All she had to do was make sure the activator side was facing the right way (Starlight had made things simple by making the activator slightly pointed as opposed to the flat end of the base). From there, the activator would sense Rainbow Dash’s particular magical signature and power on, allowing her to use it with a simple stroke. As Twilight bent over, letting Rainbow read the big red text on the butt, Dash ran her finger slowly down the length of the activator.

The red letters that spelled “Rainbow’s Retard” began to glow, the crimson letters becoming bright, blinding white as the catalyst became active. Twilight stood up quite suddenly, turning to face Rainbow. She slowly rose from the ground, floating a few inches in the air, her eyes beaming pure bright light. Rainbow grinned, then gave the activator another stroke with her finger, like sliding down a volume wheel on an old music player.

Thick, purple smoke poured from Twilight’s ears, shooting forward and condensing into a thick liquid. A glass vial materialized around the liquid, catching every drop and corking itself before flying through the air and landing in Rainbow’s open palm. Rainbow grinned as Twilight lowered to the floor, stumbling for a second before regaining her footing, clutching her head gingerly.

“Hey, Twily,” said Rainbow, stowing the vial in her pocket.

“Hiya, Dashie!” Twily went right back to shaking her hips, though she did it with a free-spirited energy that Twilight didn’t possess. “These panties are totally cute! Did you buy them for me?”

“Something like that, yeah. You like em?” asked Rainbow. Twily nodded ecstatically, twisting her body to see the back of the garment.

“What’s that say on the back?” asked Twily. “Rainbow’s… Hm. I don’t know that other word.”

“Oh, don’t worry about that. It just means you’re my special princess,” said Rainbow with a smirk. “So no one tries to take you. They know you’re mine.”

“I like that. That’s super smart of you, Rainbow!” Twily smiled widely, with an enthusiasm and eagerness that Twilight very rarely adopted. “I’m so lucky to have someone like you around!”

“Ain’t that the truth… I wanna get some pics of you, ok?” Rainbow rolled out of bed, sliding both the activator and the vial of smarts into her pocket. She crossed the bedroom to the dresser, on top of which was a digital camera. “Feel like posing for me?”

“Sure thing, Dashie!” said Twily. “Just tell me what you want me to do!” Rainbow smirked, aiming the camera at Twilight. She snapped a few preliminary shots before properly directing her new model.

“Lean up against the wall there, Twily. And arch your back a little,” ordered Rainbow. Twily, always eager to follow Rainbow’s directions, did just as she was told; She placed her hands spread against the nearby wall, pressing her chest flat against its surface and arching her back to present her ass. Rainbow snapped a few pictures from varying angles, trying to ignore how hard her dick was getting in her shorts. That could come later. For now, she had photos to take.

That said, Rainbow couldn’t resist all of her urges; She slipped in close to Twily, squeezing her ass with her free hand. Twily moaned, Rainbow’s rough groping initially taking her by surprise. Soon enough, though, she was feeling hot under the collar. She didn’t really understand how or why, but the way Rainbow spoke to her, touched her, it felt so good.

“On the bed now, lay on your stomach.” Twily nodded, then skipped over to the bed. She jumped onto the mattress, laying belly-down and resting her head in her arms. Rainbow stooped down by Twily’s feet, getting nice shots of her long, slender legs and the subtle ridge of her compact butt. When Rainbow got her fill of photos in that position, she set down the camera for a moment and grabbed Twily’s hips, pulling her ass up into the air and keeping her head low to the bed. A few more shots, and a few more firm squeezed of Twilight’s rear, and Rainbow was ready to move on to the final shots.

“Alright, Twily. Last ones, then we can have some fun,” said Rainbow. “Turn over and sit up.” Twily did as she was told, patiently waiting to see what exactly Rainbow Dash had in mind. “Now spread your legs, and I want you to touch yourself.”

“O-okay, Dashie.” Twily was a little embarrassed, but she had promised to always listen to Rainbow. So, a bit apprehensively, Twily ran her hand down her body, rubbing herself through her panties. She bit her lip, a warm, electric tingling buzzing throughout her body. She blushed when Rainbow took her pictures, growing even redder when Rainbow gestured for her to continue. Twily nodded, then snaked her hand down her panties and rubbing her lower lips. She rolled her clit with her thumb before sliding her finger into her hot, wet, waiting cunt.

“How does that feel, babe?” Rainbow snapped photos while she spoke, although half of her attention was dedicated to watching Twily finger herself.

“Mmmm… Feels good, Dashie. Feels really good.” Rainbow Dash felt her heart pound in her chest, as if she had just flown a marathon. She never thought herself a voyeur, more of a mare of action, but something about sweet, innocent, oblivious Twily fingering herself was sending fire through her veins. Twily just seemed so peaceful, so happy to be doing what Rainbow told her. “A-are… Are you gonna do it too, Rainbow?”

“Just let me… Let me get a few more pictures.” Rainbow almost couldn’t get her words out. Twilight was normally so shy and reserved, damn near anxious about Rainbow seeing her naked, nevermind masturbating. Twily was a different story altogether. She didn’t stop to think about being embarrassed or self-conscious. She just did what Rainbow said, because Twily knew that Rainbow was just smarter than her, and that was the way that the world worked.

Rainbow realized after a moment that her hand had somehow made its way down her shorts, leaving her camera woefully ignored. After a short moment of thought, she dropped the camera entirely and began rolling down her shorts.

“You know what?” said Rainbow. “Fuck the pictures.” Dash was done watching and observing. She was done worrying about the pictures she had promised Trixie. Right now, the only thing Dash was concerned with was Twily, namely fucking whatever remained of her brains out, and she wasn’t about to let anything stop her.

“Hey, Twi! Letter from Celestia!”

The door to the bedroom flew open, bringing with it an interruption in the form of Spike. He walked into the room with his attention mostly planted in the letter that he had received, a scroll of parchment with a distinct wax seal: the official crest of Canterlot Castle. Spike was looking it over in his hand, noting the two red ribbons around it as he entered the room.

“It’s marked…” Spike looked up from his letter, his eyes going wide at the scene before him. His eyes bounced from Rainbow, shorts down at her knees and fat futa cock in hand, to Twily, eyes shut in bliss as she finger-fucked herself in her new panties. “Uh… Urgent…”

“So, like, do we just not fucking knock anymore?” Normally, Rainbow would be a bit more lighthearted about the situation, maybe give Spike a hard time for peeping. But, right now, she was more horny than she was in the mood to joke.

“S-sorry, I didn’t realize you were here, and this letter, and… Wow.” Spike audibly gulped, unable to tear his eyes away from Twily, who seemed just on the edge of creaming her panties. “H-hi, Twily.”

“Huh?” Twily opened her eyes and stopped fingering herself for a moment, a shaky grin spreading across her lips when she saw Spike. She used her free hand to wave, and went right back to masturbating. “Oh! Hiya, Spikey! I didn’t see you there!”

“Yeah, so, as you can no doubt see, I’m trying to get my dick wet,” snorted Dash, no small amount of annoyance in her voice. “So can this wait? I’m sure it important, but just look at this girl. She needs this as bad as I do.”

“Right… And, honestly, sorry for barging in, but I’ve got this letter from Celestia just now, after I sent out Twilight’s report,” explained Spike, raising the letter to show off the ribbons. “Look, two red ribbons. That means to read it as soon as possible.”

“Fucking hell… Fine, give me the letter.” Rainbow rolled her shorts back up, grumbling as she tucked her dick away. “Maybe I can deal with this before I have to make her smart again…”

“Uh… You know it’s a federal offense to open someone else’s mail, right?” said Spike, though he slowly offered the letter anyway. Rainbow snatched the parchment from him, glaring at him with enough intensity to make his scales shiver.

“She’s my girlfriend, and she’s currently retarded. I’m allowed to read her mail,” said Dash. She broke the wax seal and unfurled the letter, groaning at its length. “Fuck, this is kinda long…”

“Uh… Do you mind if I… Er…” Spike fidgeted in place, his eyes glued to Twily’s trembling, moaning figure. “Twily…”

“No, you can’t dick my girlfriend, asshole.”

“No, no, nothing like that. But, like, last time I saw her like that, she uh… The point is, I wanna return the favor?” Spike blushed, swallowing his pride enough to just come out and say it. “Truth is, I’ve kinda always wanted to eat Twilight’s pussy. Just once.”

Rainbow let out a defeated sigh. The worst part of it (besides the fact that she was apparently getting cockblocked by the universe itself) was that she knew it was all her fault, anyway. She should’ve known that Spike would want more after she had Twily suck him off. It wasn’t his fault that there was so much unresolved sexual tension between them.

“Well, doesn’t make sense for both of us to get blue-balled… Fine.” Rainbow finally conceded. She’d just have to fuck Twily twice as long later to make up for lost time. “Go for it, Casanova. Just make sure you keep your dick in your pants. And don’t fuck up those panties like you did her bra, I literally just got those for her.” Spike nodded eagerly, almost unable to contain his excitement. “You better give my girl a good time, kid.”

Spike nodded, scampering across the room to the bed before Rainbow changed her mind. He crawled across the bed until he was almost on top of Twily, quickly and carefully grabbing her panties by the waistband and pulling them down to her ankles.

“S-spikey? Are you gonna touch me, too?” asked Twily, still pumping her fingers into her cunt. Rainbow Dash never told her to stop, after all. “Are you gonna make me feel good, too? I wan—”

Twily surely would’ve said more, had Spike not chosen that moment to latch his lips onto hers. Though she was surprised, Twily was in no way opposed to it, melting into the kiss as soon as she realized what was going on. She felt Spike’s long, thin, serpentine tongue slither throughout her mouth and taking her breath away.

“That doesn’t look like eating her pussy to me,” remarked Rainbow. Spike timidly broke away, trying to savor the moment for as long as he could.

“Sorry. Just something I’ve always wanted to do…” Spike chuckled nervously to himself before turning his attention to Twily. “Uh… Are you ready?”

“What do you mean, eat my pussy? That sounds like it’s gonna hurt!” Twily seemed concerned and curious in equal measure, which brought a laugh out of Spike.

“Don’t worry, Twi. It’s gonna feel really good,” promised Spike. Twily’s innocent, adorable nature gave him some much-needed confidence. “I just need you to lay back and spread your legs for me, okay?”

Twily nodded, then did as she was told (something she was happy to do, if for no other reason than being very good at it). With a clear path before him, Spike did what he had been secretly wishing he could do since puberty and dove in between Twily’s legs. A moan escaped Twily’s lips when she felt Spike’s tongue slowly run up and down her lower lips. A dragon’s tongue was one without rival, able to bend and slide with a precision that simply couldn’t be replicated. Spike had promised to show Twily a good time, after all. With a tongue like his, he couldn’t do bad even if he wanted to.

Spike’s tongue snaked its way up and down Twily’s slit, dexterously wrapping around her clit before pushing into her cunt. Spike put his slithering tongue to work, massaging Twily’s insides, each new flick or twist of his tongue earning a new moan from Twily. She was already rather worked up from fingering herself for Rainbow, so Spike’s tongue was like lightning to her sensitive, wanty pussy.

Spike may have lacked experience, but he made up for it with enthusiasm and instinct; His hands found their way to Twily’s hips almost of their own volition, and he pulled her up to better attack her cunt with his magical tongue. Twily moaned, burning pleasure waving through her body. She ran her fingers through her hair, leaning her head back in pure ecstasy. Sweet, tangy, sticky marecum dripped down Spike’s chin as he licked, kissed, and slurped at Twily’s cunt, savoring every drop of her essence. He could tell that Twily must be getting close, by the way her legs trembled, how she almost uncontrollably grinded her hips down to force more of Spike’s tongue into her cunt.

Twily gripped the bed sheets tightly, her back arching when Spike’s tongue finally pushed her over the edge. She howled as her orgasm wracked her body, her legs clenching around Spike’s head to keep him in place until she was done riding her wave. The hot, electric, almost paralyzing pleasure pulsed through Twily’s body, her body going limp as she struggled to catch her breath. Spike lowered her down, smirking at the fact that he had done that. He had made Princess Twilight, one of the most desired and attractive women in the country, cum hard enough that it could’ve been heard all the way in Canterlot. Talk about an ego boost.

“That was somehow even better than I thought it’d be,” panted Spike, licking the remaining love honey from his lips.

“Well, I’m glad you had fun, cause now I’m not gonna get to,” sighed Rainbow, tossing the letter down. She had been silently reading the whole time, trying to focus on the letter instead of her girlfriend’s frankly adorable moans. “We need to get her neatened up and smart, right the fuck now.”

“Why? What’s wrong?” asked Spike. Rainbow pulled the vial of Twilight’s smarts from her pocket, unstopping the bottle and bringing the thick purple liquid towards the princess.

“Turns out, Celestia was already on her way to Ponyville for some sort of business with the Mayor.” Rainbow propped Twily’s head up, carefully pouring the contents of the vial into her mouth and down her throat. “So she’s gonna be here to talk to Twilight about her spell in—”

A series of firm, loud knocks echoed from the castle’s front door. Rainbow and Spike shared a look of concern, both of them racing to come up with a solution.

“Now. Damn!” Rainbow began redressing Twilight as she slowly came back into her own from becoming Twily. “I can’t let her see Celestia like this, I’m gonna have to clean her up a little. Go stall!” Spike was concerned for a minute. This was Princess Celestia they were talking about. A millennia-old goddess with power and wisdom incalculable. She would be able to smell lies and deceit in an instant.

Then, Spike reminded himself that he had just gone down on a princess and made her cum hard, so there probably wasn’t anything left that he couldn’t do.

“Leave it to me.”

Author's Note

See? Told you fuckers I wasn't dead.

Unexpected Visit

“So… What brings you to Ponyville, your majesty?”

“Just some tax issues that, frankly, could have been solved in five minutes with a brief letter, if not for the way the nobles like to breathe down my neck. But, since I was here, I wanted to pop in and surprise you and Twilight with a visit after such a pointless headache. Where is she, out of curiosity?”

“She’s uh… Getting out of the bath, I think? Shouldn’t be much longer now. Here, I’ll put on the kettle for some tea.”

Rainbow glanced down the stairs, watching as Spike led the princess down the hall, to the main dining hall. She didn’t have much time before Celestia became suspicious, and Twilight wasn’t quite ready. Rainbow had toweled her off, straightened her hair and gotten her dressed in a nice sweater and skirt, so all that was left was to reintroduce her intellect.

Unfortunately, it was taking a bit longer than usual. Starlight had warned Rainbow of this in her instructions regarding the catalyst. Something about moving the Circle and spell to a secondary source caused a delay in the way it worked. She promised that it should take no longer than five minutes before Twilight was back to normal, but Rainbow didn’t really have five minutes at the moment.

“Come on, babe, get it together,” said Rainbow, turning back to the bedroom. She guessed that Twily’s orgasm probably wasn’t helping matters. Her brain was awash with hormones, and even a layman like Rainbow could guess that this would interfere with things.

“Rainbow…?” Twilight was slowly sitting up in bed, rubbing her eyes tiredly. She had to stifle a yawn as she spoke, apparently tuckered out by Twily’s actions. “What happened? Did I… Did I become Twily?”

“Yeah, we were gonna have some fun, but something came up,” said Rainbow. “We have to get you downstairs, babe, right now.”

“I’m… I’m confused. I don’t remember casting the spell. I’ve never forgotten that before,” said Twilight, a slight panic edging into her voice. “Dash, that’s not good, if I’m forgetting casting the spell, then… I don’t even know what that could mean! It could—”

“It was me that did it, don’t freak out.” Rainbow wasn’t intending to tell Twilight the nature of the catalyst so soon, opting to let the girl figure it out on her own, but there wasn’t time for that now. She needed Twilight to stop panicking as soon as possible, which was easier said than done given the worrywart nature of her. “Seriously, though, there’s no time to talk, you really need to go downstairs.”

“You did it? But how? Even if a pegasus did have enough raw magic to cast the spell, you don’t know the circle, not to mention how the incantation would need to be altered, there’s no way you could’ve—”

“For fuck’s sake, you nerd, Princess Celestia is downstairs right now!”

Every ounce of color left Twilight’s face, and it looked as if she was liable to keel over right then and there. It took her a few seconds to really process the information and, when she did, she did what she was known to do under pressure.

She totally freaked out.

“What?! Why?! I wasn’t due to hear back from her for a while! Oh no, she’s here about the spell!” Twilight tugged at her hair, entirely forgetting that she really should have given more attention to the idea that Rainbow had cast the charm. “I’m not ready, I don’t have my notes prepared, I won’t be able to give an accurate report and—”

Twilight may have said more, if not for Rainbow grabbing her by the shoulders and latching their lips together. Twilight melted into Rainbow’s kiss, letting her lover’s lips and tongue explore her own. Rainbow slowly pulled away, bracing Twilight’s cute, mousey face with her hands.

“Better?” asked Rainbow. Twilight nodded slowly. “Good. Listen to me, kiddo. You listening?” Again, Twilight nodded. “You’re the smartest person I know, okay? You’re so smart that you managed to find a way to make yourself retarded so I don’t feel bad about myself.”

“Dash…”

“Which means, egghead, you can ab-lib a report. You know the spell, don’t you? You know the magic involved. You can do this, babe. I’ll be with you the whole time, and I know you well enough to know that you can’t help but be fucking awesome when you have the chance to show off to me.” She kissed Twilight’s cheek, giving her a confident nod. “Go make me proud, nerd.”

Twilight took in a deep breath, trying her hardest to keep her heart beating in her chest. Rainbow had an infectious amount of confidence that bled over into Twilight, steeling her nerves. She gave one last nod before straightening out her hair with her fingers and a few tugs of magic.

“How do I look?” she asked. Rainbow smirked, happy to see Twilight with a grip on herself.

“Like a million bucks. Go get em, kiddo.”

Twilight turned and ran down the stairs, following the sound of Spike’s voice to the dining hall. It wasn’t long before she could hear the soft, genteel laughter of her mentor, her mother figure, and, strictly speaking, her goddess. Twilight took in another deep, calming breath before entering the room.

“Ah, Twilight! How good to see you.” Princess Celestia stood up from the table to meet her protegee, unaware to just how much she intimidated even her long-time friends such as Twilight. The Princess of the Sun was like a figure out of myth, taller and more beautiful than just about anyone Twilight had ever laid eyes on. She wore a simple, ivory gown that was probably as close to a bum day as a princess of her stature could get (although Twilight was certain that even this plain dress cost more than her entire wardrobe combined). Celestia accompanied her otherworldly grace and beauty with a simple, genuine smile, her arms open for a hug. Unable to help herself, Twilight matched her smile and found herself wrapping her arms around the Goddess of Equestria, hugging her tightly.

“So sorry for the delay, princess,” said Twilight. “I wasn’t expecting you.”

“Oh, don’t worry about that. For you, my dear, I would wait hours.” Celestia gave a sly wink. “Besides, Spike knows how to brew a nice, strong cup of tea. Something to take the edge off, just what I need after a day of needless politics.”

“Spike, please tell me she’s joking.” Twilight glanced to her assistant, aghast at the implications. “You’re not trying to get the princess drunk, right?”

“Of course not!” said Spike, rolling his eyes. “Besides, after Pinkie got into Dash’s booze, you told me to stop bringing alcohol into the castle.”

“Thankfully for me, I was given no such instructions.” Celestia waved her hand, creating a silver flask in her palm, which she quickly made vanish with a similar wave. “Of course, I’m just poking a bit of fun. I’d rather be sober if this circle of yours is half as impressive as your letter says. I was hoping you could give me a bit of a demonstration?”

“Right. Of course. See, the thing is…” Twilight scratched the back of her neck nervously. “As I said, I wasn’t expecting you quite so soon. I don’t have my research notes together, and I don’t know if I can—”

As if on cue, a blue-tinted blur sped into the room, skidding to a stop just beside Twilight. Rainbow Dash dusted her clothes off and straightened out her hair before handing the stack of papers she was carrying to Twilight, who quickly looked them over with a grin.

“Got em,” said Rainbow. She waved to Celestia. “Hey, princess. Nice seeing you.”

“And the same to you, Ms. Dash. I trust you’re treating my dear student well?” Celestia’s voice was ladened with faux-disapproval, a doting, motherly tone that was betrayed immediately by her mischievous smirk.

“Oh, I drive her up the wall!” Dash smirked at her girlfriend. “And she wouldn’t have it any other way.”

“Thank you, Rainbow, you can go now,” said Twilight flatly. Rainbow shrugged, then lazily fluttered across the room to the table, taking a seat next to Spike and kicking her feet up onto the surface of the wood. Twilight rolled her eyes at the display, but didn’t let it slow her down too much. “Right, now that I have my notes, I should be able to do the Circle justice.”

Twilight waved her hand through the air, creating a bit of chalk to draw her circle, pausing when she saw Rainbow's mischievous grin. She quickly made her chalk vanish, replacing it with a large whiteboard easel and a fine point marker, which would allow her to draw a version of the circle that couldn't actually be used.

“As you no doubt are aware, my alteration Circle is heavily based in the work of the great alterationist sorcerer Hoofier,” said Twilight, carefully drawing her version of the Circle on the whiteboard. “And, while it was inarguably an incredible circle from a mage many years ahead of his time, his Circle has quite a few limitations.”

“It is incapable of altering organic matter for very long,” said Celestia with a nod. “That, coupled with it being very magically exhausting relative to the overall strength of the spell, ultimately makes it inefficient and generally not worth the effort. I take it you've circumvented these problems?”

“I believe so. Firstly, as you can see, I've altered some of the runes associated with the Circle, as well as reworking much of the inner geometry…”

Rainbow very quickly lost the thread of the conversation, as was typically the case whenever Twilight spoke in-depth about her magic. Still, she decided she'd stick around to support Twilight, and maybe have some fun while she was at it. Before she could decide on what she'd do, Spike shimmied a bit closer to Rainbow, as if he were approaching a dangerous beast.

“Hey,” he said quietly.

“Yo. What's up, kid?” Rainbow watched as Twilight waved her hands animatedly as she explained her spell, making Dash smirk at her almost infectious passion and love for her craft.

“I just wanted to say… sorry. About earlier, I mean.” Rainbow raised her eyebrow, but said nothing, and so Spike continued. “I've had this… this thing for Twi. For a long, long time. I think it's just a physical thing, since she was the first attractive female I interacted with regularly. Just a dumb childhood crush. I swear, I've gotten it out of my system, so you don't have to worry about—”

“Dude, it's cool. Don't stress it.”

“But you seemed really mad earlier.”

“I was mad that I didn't get to bust a nut on Twilight's tits. It wasn't 'cause of you. Just bad timing, you know?” Rainbow shrugged nonchalantly. “Considering what I’ve been up to, I kinda deserved it.”

“So you’re not mad at me?” asked Spike.

“Trust me, stud. You’d know if I was mad at you.” Spike visibly relaxed, at which point Rainbow gave him a friendly (but firm) jab to the shoulder. “So, how’d she taste? Was it everything you thought it would be?”

“And more. Seriously, I thought sapphires were sweet,” he chuckled weakly. “So… You’d let me do it again?”

“Yeah, next time I’m balls deep in the nerd, I’ll call you in to get a lick or two while I’m in there.”

“Honestly… That might be worth it.” Rainbow let out a hum, surprised by Spike’s answer. He normally tried to stay as far away from Rainbow’s cock, both physically and in a conversational sense. He must be especially smitten in order to even consider it.

“I have to say, Twilight, your spellwork here is incredible!” Rainbow glanced back to the princesses, both of whom were pouring over Twilight’s Circle. Celestia was seated with her back to Rainbow and Spike, facing Twilight’s easel while Twilight herself stood behind her mentor, reading her own notes over Celestia’s shoulder.

“Thank you, princess. I’ve still got a ways to go, namely with my inner line work,” said Twilight, leaning in to review her notes from behind Celestia.

It was at that point when Rainbow Dash had a brilliant, awful, fantastic, evil idea.

“Hey, Spike. Wanna see something rad?” asked Rainbow. Spike gave a cautious but curious nod, part of his mind racing to find an escape route in case the situation became incriminating. Rainbow reached into her pocket and pulled out the thin metal rod that was her Catalyst. “Check it out.”

Rainbow pointed the Catalyst at Twilight, lying in wait. As soon as Twilight leaned away from Celestia, to allow the princess to read the notes in front of her, Rainbow struck; She gave the Catalyst a small, gentle stroke, just enough to power it on. Rainbow could see a faint scarlet glow from beneath Twilight’s skirt, and soon after, two puffs of purple smoke puffed out of her ears. The smoke floated over to Rainbow, where it condensed itself into a vial. It was only a few drops of Twilight’s intellect, but Rainbow was sure it would be enough to make things a bit more interesting.

“So, just as a rough estimate, how much of the energy requirement are you circumventing with the use of the added Deltas?” asked Celestia, unaware of the magic going on just behind her.

“Er… T-ten? Ten, uh… What’s the word…?” Twilight scratched her head as the thoughts seemed to escape her head. “Uh… 10 arcanawatts.”

“10? Are you certain? That doesn’t sound right.”

“Not 10, sorry. I don’t know where that number came from… ”

“You didn’t,” said Spike, watching with awe and dread in equal measure.

“Sure did.” Rainbow gently shook the bottle, watching the lavender liquid slosh around. She waited for another opening, and activated the Catalyst as soon as she had one. A bigger, denser cloud of smoke erupted from Twilight’s ears, condensing in Rainbow’s vial and filling it about halfway with Twilight’s smarts.

“As you can see, it’s… uh… Like, 98 AW is what you normally need to cast with Hoovier’s variant of the circle.” Twilight seemed to notice that she had mispronounced Hoofier’s name, but tried not to let it trip her up too much. “My Deltas and… The other ones. The K ones…”

“Kappas?” offered Celestia.

“Right, Kappas, thank you. My Deltas and Kappas take about 25 AW of strain off of the caster, which is, uh…” Twilight quickly counted on her fingers, embarrassed that she was struggling with such basic math. “That puts us at, uh… 69, I think?”

“Ha! Nice.” Twilight and Celestia glanced back at Rainbow, the former visibly annoyed and the latter visibly amused by Rainbow’s outburst. “Sorry, involuntary response.”

“I hate to say it, Twilight, but I think your math is off. That should come out to 73,” said Celestia, taking notice of Twilight’s frazzled appearance, the way her eyes seemed to be struggling to focus on her numbers. “Are you okay, dear?”

“I’m… I’m fine. Just having a hard time getting my thoughts together. 73 AW, right?” Twilight pointed to the board with her marker, dropping it in the process. “Whoopsie!”

The marker rolled back a bit, stopping when it hit Twilight’s foot. The princess bent over to pick it up, obliviously flaring her skirt up and giving Spike and Rainbow an eyeful of her panties. Besides the faintly-glowing text that read “Rainbow’s Retard”, there was a very visible damp spot that wasn’t there when Rainbow got Twilight all dressed up.

“Damn,” said Rainbow and Spike simultaneously. They shared a little snicker, although Spike never took his eyes off of Twilight’s ass, even as she stood upright to continue conversing with Celestia.

“She’s wet…” noted Spike.

“Yep. Being an idiot makes her feel all hot under the collar, I think. Being too dumb to explain her nerd magic shit turns her on,” said Rainbow, absentmindedly rubbing the length of her cock through her shorts. “Turns me on, too. She’s lucky Celestia is here, or else I might not be able to help myself…”

“Oh, shame, where does the time go?” Celestia stood up, checking a pocket watch she created with a simple flourish of magic. “I’m afraid I’m overdue back in Canterlot, and I must take my leave. I’m incredibly proud of you, Twilight, and I hope we can discuss your spellcasting circle in greater detail when I have more time to spare. But, from this brief look I was able to take, I can tell that you’ve done incredible work.”

“Thank you so much, princess!” Just before Celestia stood up, Rainbow struck one last time, using the Catalyst to steal one last, big chunk of intellect from Twilight’s head; the purple smoke just barely floated over to the vial and condensed itself away before Celestia turned to face her pupil.

“I think you’ve been working yourself just a touch too hard, my dear,” remarked Celestia. “Though that wouldn’t altogether surprise me… Promise me you’ll get some rest?”

“Uh-huh! I promise, princess, I’ll be a good girl and get lotsa rest!” Rainbow and Spike could barely contain their laughter at Twilight’s unbridled, childish whimsy and Celestia’s befuddled expression.

“Eh… I’m sure you will?” Celestia shook her head slightly, no doubt thinking that Twilight needed that rest more than she originally expected. “Well, I really must be going. I hope to see you soon, Twilight. And you as well, Spike, Rainbow.” The princess curtseyed in their direction before lighting up her horn and vanishing in a flash of sunny yellow light.

“Ah! She’s gone!” said Twily, genuinely shocked. “How’d she do that?!”

“She teleported, babe. She can do that,” said Rainbow with a smirk.

“So that’s what you wanted from Starlight and Trixie,” mused Spike. “A way to cast the spell whenever you wanted.”

“Bingo. Now, kid, it’s been fun catching up and bonding or whatever it is we did by staring at my girl’s ass together, but, uh…” Rainbow stood up and made her way over to Twily, gently grabbing her by the wrist. “I’ve been holding off for a while now, and I’m not gonna wait any longer. So, not to be a dick or anything, but could you fuck off someplace for like… three hours?”

“Yeah, sure. Lemme just grab my, uh…” Spike tried not to stare as Rainbow hoisted Twily up and set her on the table, the brainless princess giggling giddily as she did. “My, uh… Comics, before I head over to Sweetie’s or something.” Rainbow rolled her eyes at how egregiously unconvincing Spike was being.

“Upstairs, on our bed, there’s a camera,” said Rainbow. “With, like, thirty pics of Twi’s ass. Go make some copies if you want, instead of trying to be sneaky and take some of your own on your way out.” Spike just stared at the ground, blushing. “Come on, kid, I’ve been playing this game for years. You can’t outsmart the master.”

“Right. I’m gonna… do that now.”

And, with that, Spike ran for the stairs, no doubt intending to put those photos to good use. Rainbow watched him disappear from the room before getting herself ready for the coming fun; Rainbow stripped off her top to bare her pert, perky, tiny tits. Her shorts went in a similar way, falling into a pile on the floor and leaving Dash beautifully nude and aggressively horny.

“Hiya, Dashie!” said Twily. “You got all naked, should I do that too? Or do you—”

Twily didn’t get much more out before Rainbow kissed her, grabbing her by the hips and pulling her close. Rainbow reached down and helped to pull Twily’s sweater over her head, then pushed her back to work on her skirt. Rainbow all but tore Twilight’s skirt from her body, but paused when she made it to her special panties, her attention focused on her own insignia, her tri-colored lightning bolt, on the front.

Rather than removing the garment, Rainbow simply pulled the thin strip of cloth covering Twily’s pussy to the side, giving her a straight shot at what she had been craving for hours.

Twily moaned as Rainbow entered her, lightning bolts of pleasure arcing up her body. Dash's earlier theory seemed to be holding: speaking to Celestia and struggling to do relatively simple math and magic problems really set Twily aflame. Her pussy was hot and wet, all but swallowing Rainbow's length in its soft, velvety tunnel.

A slap rang through the room as Rainbow firmly clasped her hands onto Twily's hips, bucking her hips forward and forcing her length deeper. With every pump, Rainbow seemed to grip Twily tighter, as if to fuck her harder.

“I wonder if Celestia knows what's up with you. She must've noticed you fucking up that basic math,” huffed Rainbow. “How does it feel, huh? To be too damn stupid to explain your own spell.”

“It feels good, Dashie. I like being stupid for you,” moaned Twily. “I wanna be stupid…”

“Good, cause you are. You're dumb. Stupid. Fucking retarded!” Rainbow punctuated each insult with a particularly aggressive thrust, slamming her hips against Twily with an audible smack. “I know it, Spike knows it, Trixie and Star know it.”

“P-princess Celestia, too?” Rainbow smirked seriously at Twily's innocent, adorable, genuine question.

“Of course she knows it. She's almost as smart as me!” Rainbow leaned in, pressing herself against Twily as she slammed her cock deeper into the princess’ cunt. “She knew from the minute she saw you that you've got no brains. You shouldn't be thinking, not with that empty head. You're just cute to look at, that's all. You're decoration, too retarded to even get through the day without me. Just there to look nice.”

“I don't wanna think anymore, Dashie. I wanna be dumb and pretty, like you said.”

“That’s a good girl. Don’t think. Don’t worry. Just keep on being my pretty, brainless little princess.” Rainbow pulled Twily’s legs up, bending her slightly and bettering her angle of penetration. Twily squeezed her eyes shut, one hand clutching a fistful of her own hair and the other rubbing her clit as Rainbow fucked her. She was putty in Rainbow’s hand, all but melting around her thick, hard shaft.

“D-dashie, I’m gonna…” Dash didn’t let Twily get any more out before she slammed her hips forward, burying her cock as deep as it would go in Twily’s pussy. The princess squealed, arching her back against the smooth crystal table as she came hard around Rainbow’s cock. Her cunt convulsed, trying to milk Dash of her cum, and her entire body quaked. Rainbow’s motions ceased, letting Twily take in deep, labored breaths, her body quivering with pleasure. Rainbow admired her handiwork. Despite what she said to Spike, Rainbow was very much so motivated by pride, and it bruised her ego just a bit to see just how hard he had managed to make her cum. He may have had a gifted tongue, but Rainbow highly doubted he could do that to the princess.

“That felt good…” panted Twily. She let out a tiny yelp, Rainbow’s arms wrapping around her middle and hoisting her up quite suddenly. Dash turned, carrying Twily over to the wall and leaning forward to pin her there. Twily had her arms wrapped around Rainbow’s neck, for fear of falling, but she really didn’t need to worry; Dash was deceptively strong for her size, and she could hold Twilight up there like that for hours.

“My turn, stupid,” growled Rainbow. “Hold on tight.”

Twily barely had time to follow that instruction and wrap her legs around Rainbow’s torso before Rainbow slammed her hips forward, pounding Twily silly. The princess let out a moan, her tongue lolling out of her mouth as Rainbow fucked her deeper and harder than she ever thought possible. Dash was a lot of things, and “a patient mare” wasn’t one of them. And, while her fun with Twily had only been postponed for around an hour, her photo session felt like it was months ago, which left Dash frustrated, greedy, almost ravenously horny.

“Dah! Dashie!” Each time Twily tried to speak, her words were lost in a brainless, fuck-drunk moan. Rainbow herself didn’t have much to say, most of her focus on Twily’s hot, juicy pussy, spreading her with her fat futa cock. Soon, Twily wasn’t saying much of anything, only capable of producing unintelligible, senseless babbling. Her brain, whatever was left of it, was melting in a pool of pleasure, her mind as well as her body at Rainbow’s mercy. Twilight’s eyes rolled back in her head, drooling onto her chest and twitching with every deep, violent thrust of Rainbow’s hips.

“Daaaaah…” Twily’s legs quivered, holding onto Rainbow tightly as another orgasm crashed down onto her. Her vision doubled as stars danced before her eyes, her body going limp as she tried to catch her breath. She couldn’t form a coherent sentence, not even a few words, only managing ragged breathing and blissful, exhausted giggles. Twily tried to pull herself from Dash, her arms and legs feeling like wet noodles, but Rainbow had no intention of letting her go.

Instead, Rainbow turned yet again, this time lowering Twily to the floor. The princess’ eyes went wide as Rainbow repositioned her, flat on her back against the cool, smooth floor and with her legs up and hooked on Rainbow’s shoulders. Twily tried to speak again, this time unable to get her words out in due to sheer shock. She thought Rainbow had to have been done by now but, judging by her expression (and the way her rock hard cock twitched inside of Twily’s spasming, twitching pussy), it seemed as if Dash had a bit more in the tank.

“This is what you should be worrying about. Not your spell circle bullshit. Not sounding smart in front of Celestia,” grunted Rainbow. She pressed Twily forward, folding her in half and pressing her down to better receive her deep, hard thrusts. “All that matters is me, my cock, and my cum. That’s what you’re good for. Not for thinking or research or any of that shit. You’re just good for a fuck! Ain’t that right, Twily?”

“Y-yes, Dashie…” moaned Twily. She wasn’t sure how much more of this she could take. Her whole body was being arced with bolt after bolt of pleasure, almost paralyzingly blissful waves of stimulation brought forward with each introduction of Dash’s hips to Twily’s pelvis. “Stupid! Good fuck! Don’t wanna be smart!”

Rainbow sped up, bringing her hips forward faster and fiercer than before, a feat Twily didn’t think possible. It seemed that each thrust somehow went deeper than the one before, touching new spots that Twily didn’t even know she had. Despite how hard she had just cum (twice, in fact), Twily could feel that familiar pressure building, a fire in her core spreading throughout her body. She reached forward weakly, trying to wrap her arms around Dash and pull her closer, but she couldn’t. She was too spent, barely able to move, save for the convulsions and quivers her body made on its own. Twily couldn’t give any sort of warning to let Dash know what was coming. It just happened, shaking Twily’s vision and melting her brain into jelly; she came hard for the third time, her legs quaking and a low, incomprehensible moan escaping her.

Dash couldn’t hold back anymore and finally bottomed out in Twily’s twitching, spasming cunt, letting out an almost bestial growl as she finally erupted. Twily let out a gasping moan for each pulse of Dash’s cock inside of her, each load of cum spurting into her pussy. Dash had never cum inside her before, as Twily or as Twilight, and she wasn’t ready for the thick, hot liquid to fill her quite like that. Twily felt incredibly content, her body limp and unmoving as Rainbow wiped the sweat from her brow and pulled her stick, cum-coated dick from Twily’s hot folds.

“Hat trick,” said Rainbow with a confident grin. Twily didn’t actually know what that meant, but she nodded weakly anyway. “Damn, that was good. Always wanted to just ram you hard on the floor like that. But no, we shouldn’t ever have sex outside of the bedroom, Dash, it’s unsanitary and uncomfortable!”

Rainbow rolled her eyes as she mocked Twilight, making Twily giggle weakly. Rainbow glanced down at her princess, watching as a thick gob of cum dripped from her well-fucked pussy before Twily gently tugged her panties back into place, trapping Dash’s seed inside of her. As much as Rainbow was sure that Twily enjoyed it, she knew that she’d have some hell to catch when Twilight was back. Despite her contraceptive spells being incredibly strong, with a 99.999% success rate (and the fact that it wasn’t even clear if Rainbow was fertile without the aid of magical supplementation) she was very firm in her stance that Dash should always pull out. Rainbow just couldn’t help herself this time and, considering how good it felt to creampie Twily, she figured she could live with the coming headache.

“Lemme get your smarts,” sighed Rainbow, making her way to her pile of clothes and digging through her pockets for the vial of Twilight’s intellect.

“W-wait.”

Dash emerged with the bottle, turning to gaze at Twily in confusion. The princess was tired, as evidenced by how much it took for her to push herself up on her elbows, gently rubbing her stomach with one hand. She had a contented, almost glazed-over look in her eyes, as if she had never been so relaxed or satisfied in her life.

“What’s up?” asked Dash. She slipped her shorts back on and sat beside Twily, beyond curious to know what she had to say.

“I know it’s my medicine and it’s important…” said Twily. “But… I don’t wanna drink it.”

“I get it, it’s kinda gross, but you have to.”

“No, it’s not that. I don’t mind how it tastes anymore. I just…” Twily shimmied over to Rainbow, laying her head in her lap and looking up at her. She looked almost sad now, which Dash found absolutely heartbroken. “Whenever I drink it, I go away. I don’t wanna go away, Dashie. I wanna stay here with you.”

Rainbow was blown away. She wasn’t expecting this at all, having underestimated just how big the divide between Twily and Twilight was. In retrospect, Dash reasoned it was pretty obvious. Intelligence was a big part of what made Twilight who she was, so taking that away was almost like making her into someone else entirely. It stood to reason that they’d have differing desires.

“I can’t let you stay forever, Twily,” said Rainbow, turning the vial of intellect over in her hand and watching the thick purple liquid slosh around.

“That’s okay. It doesn’t have to be forever. Just… A week? I wanna be your stupid pretty princess for a little longer.” Twily pouted slightly, like a child asking her mother to stay up past her bedtime. “I love you, Dashie. Please don’t make me go.”

Dash considered it for a moment. Twily had never been around longer than a few hours, and that seemed like a deliberate choice by Twilight. Still, duration of the spell wasn’t outlined in their ground rules, so Rainbow had to assume that it was okay. If Twilight was afraid of something bad happening, she would’ve put some sort of time limit in the rules. Rainbow didn’t think a week could hurt, but she was by no means an expert on the matter.

Luckily, she had plans to meet with two such experts tomorrow for a double date.

“Well…” Rainbow sighed, slipping the vial back in her pocket. “Can’t really say no to you, can I?” Twily’s eyes went wide, a cheesy grin spreading across her features.

“Does that mean I can stay?” she asked excitedly. Rainbow tried to look stern and firm, but Twily’s excitement made it impossible to refrain from smirking.

“Yes, babe. You can stay for another week,” said Rainbow. Thinking quickly, she added an amendment to that statement. “If you’re a good girl when we go out with Trixie and Starlight tomorrow, and if they say it’s safe. Okay?”

“Yay! I’ll be the goodest girl ever, Dashie, I promise!” Twily leaped up, tackling Rainbow to the ground and squeezing her tightly, peppering her face with kisses. “Thank you so much, Dashie! I love you!”

Rainbow shook her head in disbelief. When she initially suggested Twilight make herself stupid, this was absolutely not how she expected things to pan out. Even still, she’d be lying if she said she was against it.

“I love you too, stupid.”

Date Night

Out of everything Rainbow had experienced with Twilight and the intelligence spell, date night was by far the strangest.

Perhaps it was due to how long it had been since Rainbow and Twilight had been on a proper date, or perhaps it was due to Rainbow’s most recent promise to Twily. Perhaps it was because of how Twily was dressed, in a backless gold tube dress, the hem of which stopped a bit before her knees and showed far more skin than Twilight was typically comfortable showing.

“Ah, so Twilight Snarkle finally decides to have some fun for a change!”

In retrospect, it probably had something to do with the couple that would be accompanying Rainbow and Twily.

“Hey, Trix,” said Rainbow with a wave. She hooked her arm around Twily’s, guiding her down the street and towards Trixie. The brainless princess barely seemed to notice that they were moving, her attention firmly placed elsewhere. She seemed in awe of the big, bold city of Canterlot, having never seen it from this perspective. As with most things involving Twilight, Trixie decided to make attire into a contest; she was wearing her brightest, trendiest, classiest, most revealing silver dress and a matching pair of heels. For once, she was without her hat, with her silvery-blue hair tied up in a high ponytail. While Trixie wasn’t exactly Rainbow’s type (she tended to prefer someone with an ego smaller than her own), she had to admit that the magician was looking fantastic.

“Good of you to make it. Took you long enough,” snorted Trixie. “You kept us waiting so long, poor Starlight couldn’t bear to wait around here anymore!”

“Yeah, where is Glim?”

“Around the corner. There’s a little alley that offers some degree of privacy.” Trixie cackled deviously, which brought a bit of a frown to Twily’s face. It sounded to her like Trixie was being mean, as usual. “She should be back soon. I only ordered her to edge three times, and that was ten minutes ago.”

“So, like, what’s the deal with that?” asked Rainbow, stuffing her hands into her dress pants pockets. “Glim, uh… She likes not being able to finish?”

“Like is an understatement. She loves it. She’s constantly about to explode, and she knows that the only way to get that release is to make me happy,” said Trixie. “So I get worshipped in the way that I rightfully deserve to be, and every now and then she gets to cum so hard that she nearly goes blind. Win-win.”

“How often is ‘now and then’?”

“Last time I gave her permission was when you asked us to make the Catalyst.”

“Holy hell!” Rainbow’s eyes went wide with shock. “That was like a month ago…”

“Oh, that’s nothing. Glimglam can go for six months, easy. I hope to get a year out of her at some point…”

As if summoned by her name, Starlight Glimmer rounded the corner, clearly disheveled and antsy. Her hair was a bit frazzled, her dress shirt slightly untucked and her body trembling slightly. When her eyes fell on her three friends, her antsy expression became a more pronounced grin.

“Hey, Dash, Twilight,” said Starlight, chuckling nervously as she approached. “Sorry about that, I had some business to attend with.”

“Right… Well, kudos to you, going out to get your shit done this late.” Rainbow grinned mischievously. “You really like to live life on the edge, don’t you?”

Starlight’s face slowly glowed red, her blush only intensifying upon hearing Trixie’s laughter. The magician closed the distance between the two, planting a kiss on Starlight’s cheek while adjusting her clothes and hair to make her a bit more presentable.

“D-do you really have to tell them everything?” asked Starlight, unable to look Rainbow in the eye.

“After what you did on her girlfriend’s face, I think she deserves to be in on our fun,” snickered Trixie. Starlight blushed even harder, a feat she thought impossible.

“Yeah, about that… Sorry, Twi. I didn’t mean to… Well, I guess I did, but…” Starlight shook her head firmly, gathering her thoughts. “I got carried away, is what I’m getting at. Sorry.” Twily perked up, as if she had just realized that someone was speaking to her.

“Huh? Oh! Hi, Starly!” Twily clapped her hands excitedly. “You don’t have to be sorry. That was super duper fun, we should do it some more!” Trixie and Starlight shared a glance, immense amusement on the face of the former and extreme concern on the face of the latter.

“You enchanted her before our date?!” they both asked, near simultaneously. Rainbow sighed, wrapping her arm around Twily’s waist and holding her close.

“Yeah… Kinda wanted to talk about that,” she said. “I’ll explain when we’re at our table.”

“You know, of all of Twilight’s friends, I always thought I liked you best,” said Trixie with a sinister giggle. “Now I know why. So, you used the Catalyst? How did that go? How stupid did you make her? Can we keep her this way?”

“Calm down, you psycho. I didn’t make her any dumber than she usually makes herself.” Rainbow tapped on the table, anxiously waiting for someone to come around so she could maybe get a drink. “Well. I don’t think I did, anyway. As for that last question… That’s kinda what I wanted to talk about.”

“How long has she been like this?” asked Starlight. “And how long does she normally remain enchanted before you turn her back?”

“Just since yesterday, and I normally give her smarts back after a few hours, tops.” Rainbow glanced over to Twily, who was dreamily staring down the front of her own dress, giggling at the sight of her own cleavage. “It’s different, with her like this. She’s a lot more frisky when she’s been like this for so long. She woke me up with a BJ this morning, Twilight would’ve never done that.”

“Yummy breakfast,” giggled Twily. “It felt good. I like waking up Dashie like that!”

“This is bizarre…” Starlight looked Twily over, inspecting her friend carefully. “Are you sure this is a good idea, Dash?”

“No, I’m not. I wanted to ask you,” said Rainbow. “She wants to stay like this for the next week, and I don’t know if that could fuck something up or something.” Rainbow pulled the purple vial of Twilight’s intelligence from her pocket, shaking it gently and watching the deep purple liquid slosh about. “It’s starting to get darker, I think. Does this stuff spoil or something?”

“Twilight’s spell is incredibly well-crafted, so the odds of her intelligence decaying are laughable at best,” said Starlight. “And as long as you don’t somehow totally annihilate the Catalyst or the, er… the garment associated with it—”

“Which, Trixie should remind you, is impossible due to the numerous longevity and durability charms cast by yours truly,” chimed Trixie.

“She’ll be fine. The darkening is just the particles settling and condensing into the liquid that she uses as a delivery mechanism for the actual magic.” Starlight watched Rainbow return the vial to her pocket, some part of her still concerned for Twilight. “It’s how she’s going to react when you turn her back that worries me. Do you think she’ll be okay with this?”

“Well,” said Rainbow. “It was her idea.”

“So sorry for the wait, ladies.”

The party of four quickly put a pause on their discussion as their waiter approached, menus in tow. He gave a small, apologetic bow before passing out menus to the table. Rainbow, Twily, and Trixie all took one, but when it came time for Starlight to receive her’s, Trixie simply waved him off.

“She won’t be needing that, she’ll take the bass,” said Trixie, smirking as a deep blush bloomed on Starlight’s cheeks. “I myself will have the lobster. Rainbow?”

“Hm…” Rainbow wasn’t exactly a stranger to these sorts of places, having been invited to quite a few fancy dinners with the Wonderbolts, but she was always a simple girl with simple tastes. This frilly, frou-frou stuff always took her a bit of time. “How about the carbonara for me, and Twily…”

“Uh… Dashie?” said Twily. “What’s a… Um… Fill-it migg-nan?” Rainbow tilted her head in confusion, until Twily pointed it out on the menu, at which point Dash hung her head, unable to make eye contact with anyone for a moment.

“That’s fillet mignon, babe,” sighed Rainbow. She managed to peel her gaze away from the tablecloth to look at the waiter. “Yeah, this is weird, but do you guys have, like, a kid’s menu or something? She’s having a kind of a slow day today.”

“Er… I don’t believe we have a kid’s menu, per say,” said the waiter. He was incredibly confused by the situation, but tried to maintain his professionalism and do his job. “But we do have a wonderful mac and cheese, if that’s good enough.”

“That’ll work, yeah. Thanks.”

“Ooh, are there gonna be crayons?” said Twily excitedly. “I always wanted to color on the little placemat things, but nobody ever lets me…”

Rainbow sighed again, mortified and amused in equal measure. She didn’t think her life could possibly get any weirder, yet here she was, at a 5-star restaurant with her girlfriend and asking for mac and cheese for a grown woman sitting next to her.

“If you could scrounge up something like that for her, that would be awesome,” said Rainbow. The waiter nodded slowly, cautiously. “And could we get some wine for the table, please? Celestia knows I need some.”

“Is wine that yucky grape thing Rarity drinks sometimes?” asked Twily.

“Shall I get some lemonade or something for her?” asked the waiter.

“Please.”

The waiter bowed slightly before awkwardly shuffling away, leaving the party of four to their own devices. Rainbow sighed, rubbing her temples as she finally looked back to her friends. Whereas Starlight was displaying a reasonable amount of concern for the social standing of her mentor, Trixie was just barely fighting back the urge to devolve into madwoman’s cackles.

“This spell is, without a shadow of a doubt, the greatest thing anyone has ever made,” said Trixie, grinning sinisterly as she inspected Twily. From her best guess, it seemed as if she had used too many big words for the newly brainless princess, and Twily went right back to staring down the front of her own dress, bouncing slightly and giggling as her boobs jiggled. “The only way it could be better is if Trixie herself wrote it!”

“Yeah, this is kinda what I was afraid of,” said Starlight. “Don’t you think Twilight would be embarrassed if people saw her like this?” A visible shudder ran throughout Starlight’s body, and she quickly shot her partner a look; Trixie, her horn twinkling with magic, gave no answer and simply leaned forward, suddenly very interested in Rainbow’s answer.

“Well, to be fair, I wasn’t planning on taking her out anywhere like this. I wasn’t planning on any of this,” said Rainbow. “Like I said, this was her idea.”

“Twilight asked for you to keep her this way?” asked Starlight suspiciously. Rainbow scratched her neck sheepishly, thankful beyond measure when the waiter arrived with their drinks. She was never really a red wine kind of girl, but anything to take the edge off was good with her. She waited for the waiter to leave again before she answered.

“Well… Twily asked. I don’t think that’s technically the same thing, but it wasn’t me who thought of this, is really what I’m getting at.” Dash took a sip of her wine, relaxing slightly when she saw Twily excitedly grab her lemonade and take a sip. What she lacked in smarts, she made up for in raw, unrestrained joy and whimsy, and it was hard for Rainbow not to smile when she was around Twily. “I mean, it is still Twilight, right? She wouldn’t ask for something she didn’t want just because she’s Twily. Besides, this whole thing is supposed to be a break from being a super genius all the time. Letting her stay as Twily for a bit… That’s just a vacation.”

“I suppose…” Starlight let out a tiny yelp, which she very poorly tried to pass off as a cough. Rainbow, who had only just then noticed Trixie’s magic, peered a bit closer at the two. “You… ah, you know Twilight better than almost anyone. If you th-think she’ll be okay with it…” Starlight clenched her jaw, taking in a deep breath before continuing. “If you think she’ll be okay, then I trust your judgement.”

“You okay there, Glim? You look… off.” Rainbow didn’t know exactly what was happening but, based on what she knew about the couple sitting across from her, she could make some guesses. “And Trix has been weirdly quiet.”

“Trixie is simply being a good listener!” Trixie threw her hand up as she spoke, each movement of her arm coinciding with a shudder and “cough” from Starlight. “Trixie is terribly interested in how this will play out. Do keep us in the loop, will you?” She winked at Rainbow. “And, if I recall, you owe me and Starlight a few pictures…”

Rainbow Dash looked over to Twily, mesmerised by how unbothered she was with everything. Twilight had such a hard time just enjoying the moment, but Twily didn’t have that trouble. She was able to just fall in love with life in a way that she simply couldn’t with all that knowledge in her head. And, of course, Rainbow thought this version of the woman she loved was incredibly attractive. Twily was fun, more sexually adventurous, more outgoing. But, as Rainbow really looked at her, thought long and hard on Twily’s teary-eyed request to stay longer, she realized that this spell wasn’t just for her own enjoyment. She knew that Twilight planned to use this to destress, but it always took Dash a bit to really get what that means. Now that she was the responsible one, the one who had to think things over and make the decisions, she could understand wanting to turn your brain off and just take a vacation from thinking.

If anyone deserved a break like that, Rainbow imagined it would be Twilight.

“Yeah, I’ll get them to you eventually. Maybe next time you two are over to stress test those ground rules I gave you?”

“S-sounds fun…” stammered Starlight.

“Trixie can be there Friday night,” remarked Trixie with a grin.

“Cool. It’s a date, then. Now, you two have been asking a bunch of questions, so it’s my turn.” Rainbow grinned deviously at the two, particularly on the fidgeting, twitching, sweating Starlight. “How’d you two weirdos end up fucking in the first place, huh?”

Twily giggled as she twirled through the kitchen, her masterpiece clutched tightly to her chest. Rainbow had told her that she needed to get something ready, and suggested that Twily stick her picture on the fridge in the meantime. Twily was so excited to put her placemat from the restaurant on display, absolutely elated with how good it turned out. The purples and blues, and the bright yellow sun was an excellent, if last minute and unplanned, touch. Twily thought she had the makings of a true artist some day.

Once her artwork was on display for all to see, Twily opened up the fridge and began digging around for something to drink. She was sad that they were all out of grape juice, but there was plenty of orange juice, which was just as good. She poured herself a nice tall glass, giggling excitedly that she had managed to avoid spilling, and took a big sip before she heard her name from upstairs.

“Twily! Come here, babe, I wanna show you something!”

Twily set down her juice and quickly hurried throughout the castle. Rainbow sounded like she was in the bedroom, so Twily made her way there and opened the door. She smiled at what she saw: Dash was sitting on the edge of the bed, her legs slightly parted to show the bulge in her pants. Twily giggled with excitement as she approached. Even she was smart enough to know a treat when she saw one.

"Hiya, Dashie!" said Twily brightly.

"Hey, brainless. C'mere, sit down," said Rainbow, beckoning with a finger. Twily approached, stopping when Rainbow put her hand on her chest. "On second thought… Maybe you should try kneeling."

"Okay!" Twily dropped to her knees, sitting on her heels between Rainbow's legs. She looked up at Dash with a big, cheesy grin. "Whatcha wanna show me?"

"We'll get there. Right now, though…" Dash rubbed the length of her hard-on through her pants, giving Twily a sly wink. "I think you've got this to take care of first."

Twily nodded energetically, reaching forward and making quick work of Rainbow Dash's belt. Soon, Twily was pulling down Rainbow's pants and letting her thick marecock flop onto her face with an audible smack. Twily giggled at the sensation, the hard, heavy, warm organ twitching with anticipation and drooling precum onto her forehead. She gave the underside of Dash’s length a nice, slow lick, savoring the flavor before parting her lips and wrapping them around Rainbow’s hard, thick cock.

“Good girl,” chuckled Rainbow, rustling Twily’s hair as the brainless princess slurped up and down Dash’s sizeable dick. “Fuck, that’s nice… Did you have fun with Trixie and Starlight tonight?”

“Mh-hm!” Twily was always happy to see Starly, and Trixie wasn’t as mean as usual today, which came together to be a very fun night out with her friends. “Ah wuv Schtarwite!”

“I love Starlight, too, dummy. And, you know, you were a really good girl for me during our date tonight." Rainbow grabbed Twily's head and firmly but gently pushed her head down, groaning when she felt her tip hit the back if Twily's throat. "So you get to stay, like I promised."

Twily tried to celebrate, but hacked and coughed as she tried to speak with Rainbow's cock in her throat. The thought of pulling up for air never occurred to Twily, and, even if it did, she wouldn't have been able to anyway with Rainbow's hand on the back of her head. Dash was careful not to hurt her, but she couldn't resist the feeling of Twily's tight throat spasming around her length.

"So, since you're staying, I started thinking about this." Rainbow reached into her pocket, shaking the vial of deep purple fluid in front of Twily’s face. Twily frowned slightly, which made Rainbow smirk slightly, petting her face gently. “Don’t worry, stupid, I’m not gonna make you drink it. Just thinking about it. A week is pretty long, and I don’t wanna carry this thing in my pocket the whole time. So I was wondering what I could do with it.”

Twily mumbled something, though the exact nature of what she said was lost on account of the dick in her mouth. Rainbow figured it was a question based on the tone, probably asking what she meant. Dash took a moment before she continued, just enjoying Twily’s warm, wet mouth and tossing the vial from hand to hand.

“I figured I could probably just put it on a shelf someplace. Or I could give it to Spike and ask him to hold onto it for me, he’s pretty responsible.” No longer content with just passively enjoying her blowjob, Dash took an active role, bucking her hips up and giving Twily’s mouth a proper fucking. “Or I could put it in storage at my place. Maybe open up a safety deposit box at the bank.”

Dash stood up, holding Twily’s head in place as she rammed her hips forward, bringing Twily’s cute little nose to her pelvis with every thrust. Twily, for her credit, didn’t rest on her laurels. If anything, she worked harder, swallowing as much of Rainbow’s cock as she could, bobbing her head in time with Rainbow’s hips, taking every inch into her throat. She could feel her eyes tear up, her body scream for air, but it was all worth it to feel Rainbow shudder above her, her cock twitching and ready to burst. Twily didn’t know much about anything, but she knew that Rainbow was close.

“Then I realized something,” said Rainbow, her voice low, heavy with desire. She raised the vial, turning it over and watching the liquid inside slosh about one last time. “I realized that, if you’re gonna stay… We don’t need this anymore, do we?”

Before Twily could react, before she could even properly process what was said, Rainbow Dash brought her hand down, throwing the vial to the ground as hard as she could. The sound of shattering glass seemed to echo throughout the room, the liquid inside splattering against the floor. Twily’s eyes went wide as she watched her “medicine” pool into a little puddle next to her.

Rainbow groaned as she bottomed out in Twily’s throat one last time, her cock pulsing with every spurt of thick, creamy cum down the princess’ gullet. Twily tried her best to gulp it all down, but it was a futile endeavor, and a bit of spunk began to leak past the corners of her mouth. Dash pulled back to finally let Twily breathe, and to deposit the last thick gobs of cum onto Twily’s pretty little face.

“Now, we don’t have to worry about that anymore. You get to be my stupid little princess, for good,” said Rainbow, falling back onto the bed. Twily seemed in shock of what had just happened, but it wasn’t long before she was grinning from ear to ear. She tried to speak, but between her giggles and the healthy mouthful of seed in her mouth, it took her a minute to form a coherent sentence.

“I love you, Dashie,” she said finally, licking the salty, bitter cum that she had grown to love from her lips. “You’re the bestest!”

“Heh. You know it, babe. I love you too.” Rainbow looked down at the mess she had made, both on Twily’s face and the floor, shaking her head. “Why don’t you go get yourself cleaned up, then we can come back here for Round 2. Sound good?”

“Okie doke! See ya soon, Dashie!”

Twily jumped up and skipped out of the room, no doubt headed for the bathroom to clean her face. Rainbow watched Twily leave, and, when she was sure she had gone, stood up and crossed the room to the princess’ bookshelf. Dash pulled a book from the shelf, one of Twilight’s thick, tattered old spellbooks, and tucked it under her arm while she dug through her pockets. She emerged with a vial of thick, deep purple liquid, warm to the touch, and tucked it into the empty spot left by the book. Once she was certain that Twilight’s intelligence was secured, Rainbow replaced the book, Hoofier’s Almanac of Alteration Magicks, pushing it forward and trapping the vial of smarts between the book and the wall.

“What a mess…” sighed Rainbow, turning back to the scene. Normally, Twilight would be able to just snap her fingers and magic the mess away, but that wasn’t an option now. That meant she was stuck doing things the old-fashioned way, which didn't exactly excite the traditionally lazy Dash. Rainbow let out a sigh, deciding that a bit of cleaning was ultimately worth it for a happy, horny, down-to-fuck Twily. She shrugged to herself before heading for the door, her sights set on the hallway closet for a broom and mop to clean up the glass, cum, and grape juice that she had spilled onto the floor.

Author's Note

We're in the endgame now. Only a few more chapters left. And, even though I'm sure it doesn't seem like it now, it will all be okay.

Starlight and Trixie's Night Out

“Hm… Should I go for the black or the silver?” mused Trixie, leaning back on her bed. She hovered both dressed in question in her magical glow, examining the short silver dress and the considerably longer black gown. “What do you think, Starlight?”

Starlight pulled her head from between Trixie’s legs, her tongue still connected to Trixie’s twat via a thin string of her saliva and Trixie’s own excitement. She shuddered as she felt Trixie’s bare foot run up her shaft, her dainty toes teasing and torturing Starlight’s throbbing, sensitive cock.

“You’re beautiful no matter what you wear, Trixie,” breathed Starlight, hoping to butter her girlfriend up a bit. The best way to get through to Trixie was typically flattery, but the magician had gotten quite good at seeing through Starlight’s attempts at currying favor by now.

“Very true, Starlight, very true. But I didn’t ask you which dress Trixie would look pretty in.” Trixie pushed a bit more forcefully on Starlight’s cock, earning a whine from her submissive. “I asked which dress I should wear to our date. I can’t have Twilight Snarkle showing up looking better than me. Not that she could. She may be a half-decent mage, but she’s not a miracle worker.”

“I think… I like the black,” huffed Starlight. “The silver is too… Revealing.” Trixie grinned a sinister grin, then set down the black dress onto the dresser, leaving the silver on the bed.

“Silver it is, then."

"Trixie… How much longer are you gonna torture me?" Trixie simply chuckled, then grabbed a fistful of Starlight's hair and shoved her head back between her legs.

"Talk less. Lick more," said Trixie firmly. Starlight whimpered slightly, her entire body trembling with pent-up arousal and desire, but did as she was told. She took her tongue to Trixie’s cunt, lapping up her dripping slit before wriggling her tongue into Trixie’s pussy. “That’s better. I’ll have you know, Starlight, I will torture you until I decide to stop, and not a second sooner. Understood?” Starlight pulled her up for a split second, no doubt attempting to answer, but was stopped by a firm hand from Trixie. “Trixie doesn’t recall telling you to stop.”

Starlight moaned as Trixie ran the sole of her foot down her throbbing, aching shaft, and nodded with her head still between the magician’s legs. Trixie chuckled slightly, amused and aroused in equal measure by how quickly Starlight melted under her boot, then used her magic to dig through her closet in search of an outfit for Starlight. Due to the spells required to keep Starlight’s dick secret and tucked away in public (one of the few things in their relationship that Starlight was unwavering on), any outfit with a dress or a skirt were out of the question. Luckily, Trixie happened to quite like how Starlight looked in a nice dress shirt and pants.

“How much longer to torture you, indeed…” Trixie mused mostly to herself as she compared the color of her dress to Starlight’s top (she refused for Rainbow and Twilight to be a better-looking couple). “Hm… I wonder, do you think Rainbow Dash is going to get lucky with her woman tonight?” Starlight nodded, still obediently serving Trixie’s pussy as she answered. “I bet you would be incredibly jealous if she told us all about it, wouldn’t you?” Again, Starlight gave a small, meek nod. “Can’t have them outshining us… Tell you what, Star. I think I will let you cum, after all. Sometime tonight.” Trixie pulled Starlight up by her hair, finally giving the girl a chance to breathe. “But you won’t know when until I say so. If you cum before then… I get to lock you up for a very, very long time. How does that sound?”

“F-fair…” panted Starlight. Trixie laughed, then leaned in and gave Starlight a brief, sensual peck on the lips.

“Good. I’m going to get dressed now,” said Trixie, rustling Starlight’s hair. Starlight attempted to stand, and was once again stopped by Trixie’s firm grasp. “You, however, are going to sit there and edge for me until I get back. And make sure you’re wearing the blue panties I got for us. Understood?”

Starlight gulped at that prospect, some part of her darkly curious about what Trixie had planned. If their past experiences were anything to go off of, holding off on cumming until Trixie said so would be a lot easier said than done. Even still, Starlight couldn’t refuse even if she wanted to, so the best thing to do would be to do what she always did; serve, worship, and please the woman she loved.

“Understood.”

Starlight had become so accustomed to Trixie’s magic that she could feel it almost before her horn began to glow. The magician had a very distinct, unmistakable magical aura, a certain “flavor” that those close to her could pick up on relatively easy, and there weren’t many closer to Trixie than Starlight Glimmer. And, while Starlight was focused predominantly on the conversation she was having while waiting for their food, she could feel Trixie’s magic charging, processing it somewhere in the back of her mind.

“Yeah, this is kinda what I was afraid of,” said Starlight, looking at Twily with concern. The Twilight that she knew wasn’t generally motivated by pride in any noteworthy way, but that didn’t mean she would be happy with the general public seeing her in this dazed, unintelligent, bordering on infantile state. “Don’t you think Twilight would be embarrassed if people saw her like this?”

Starlight let out a tiny yelp, a shudder running through her body. She felt a firm, semi-solid grip around her cock, the grasp of some astral, arcane hand in her enchanted panties. She shot Trixie a look, her eyes wide with panic, but her partner gave very little in the way of an answer; Trixie just leaned in, horn still alight with magic, suddenly very interested in Rainbow Dash’s response.

“Well, to be fair, I wasn’t planning on taking her out anywhere like this. I wasn’t planning on any of this,” said Rainbow. “Like I said, this was her idea.”

“Twilight asked for you to keep her this way?” asked Starlight, trying not to focus on the magical hand stroking her cock. Trixie, who had long ago shown a natural talent and propensity for teasing Starlight, was very careful not to give her time to become acclimated to the sensations. She sped up and slowed her strokes at varying intervals, giving Starlight’s balls a firm squeeze just as the waiter arrived with their wine.

“Well… Twily asked. I don’t think that’s technically the same thing, but it wasn’t me who thought of this, is really what I’m getting at,” said Rainbow, sipping her wine. “I mean, it is still Twilight, right? She wouldn’t ask for something she didn’t want just because she’s Twily. Besides, this whole thing is supposed to be a break from being a super genius all the time. Letting her stay as Twily for a bit… That’s just a vacation.”

“I suppose…” Starlight yelped again, the sensation in her pants changing; Trixie had changed her magical, disembodied hand into a very convincing arcane replica of her own tongue, which slowly licked up Starlight’s shaft as she spoke. “You… ah, you know Twilight better than almost anyone. If you th-think she’ll be okay with it…” Starlight took a moment to compose herself, trying to ignore the divine feeling of a warm, wet tongue against her throbbing, drooling cock and just get through this simple sentence. “If you think she’ll be okay, then I trust your judgment.”

“You okay there, Glim? You look… off. And Trix has been weirdly quiet.”

“Trixie is simply being a good listener!” Trixie flashed Starlight a small, seemingly innocuous smile before gesturing wildly, sending her magic tongue into overdrive, running up Starlight’s shaft quickly and swirling around her head with each wave of the magician’s hand. “Trixie is terribly interested in how this will play out. Do keep us in the loop, will you? And, if I recall, you owe me and Starlight a few pictures…”

Starlight lost the thread of the conversation, biting her lip to stifle her yelps and moans. She had known Trixie was working on a spell like this for some time, but she had never used it before. Whenever asked, Trixie would simply reply that she was keeping it for a special occasion, and now Starlight could tell why; It was a near perfect, one-to-one magical duplicate of Trixie’s own mouth, so close that Starlight could scarcely tell the difference (not that she was likely to care at this point). A spell that allowed Trixie to slowly, torturously lick Starlight’s cock and run her mouth at the same time was a trick that the magician clearly wanted to keep up her sleeve until she was sure she could throw Starlight off of her game with it.

Starlight tried to control herself, to keep her breathing and shuddering in check, but it was difficult, to say the least. Trixie had been teasing her for so long, made her edge so many times, Starlight wasn’t sure how much longer she’d be able to resist cumming in her pants right then and there. The setting didn’t exactly help; the idea of being in public, on the verge of cumming where anyone could see, it made Starlight’s heart flutter. She shot Trixie a pleading look, begging for a reprieve, but Trixie didn’t even look her way.

“Now, that is a story worth telling,” said Trixie with a grin. “As you know, we met in that spa in Ponyville, and that’s when I saw her… Secret, if you catch my drift…”

"Oh dear lord…" breathed Starlight, both at the nature of the coming story and Trixie's magical ministrations. "Trixie…"

"Fine, I'll tell the PG-13 version." Trixie rolled her eyes, then discreetly clenched her fist, causing Starlight to yelp once again; the magical tongue became a full set of lips, which snugly wrapped around Starlight's shaft. "She helped me with a performance, and I saw fit to pay her back with dinner. Obviously, she became intoxicated by Trixie's natural beauty, charisma, and sensual appeal, not that I blame her, and she was smitten ever since."

"You forgot the part where you were so nervous for our date that you spilled water all over your top and gave the entire restaurant a look at your breasts," chimed Starlight. The table shared a laugh at Trixie's expense, even the magician herself, who then made sure Starlight paid for her comments by tightening the grasp of magical mouth around Starlight's cock. "Hmmmf… G-gee, I hope this waiter hurries up with this food…"

“I’m confused,” said Twily, speaking up for the first time in quite some time. “What does dinner have to do with Starly’s dick?” The princess tilted her head in confusion. “And why did Trixie call you a kitten? You’re not a cat, I don’t think.”

“Just when I think it can’t get funnier,” cackled Trixie. She wiped a tear from her eye, unwilling and unable to contain her mirth. “And she has the audacity to call herself my rival!”

“I don’t call you that. I call you Trixie, and sometimes a meanie, whenever you’re being a meanie,” said Twily, still genuinely confused by what was going on. “Why would I call you rival? I don’t even know what that means.”

“A rival is someone who competes with someone else. To prove who’s better at something. Trixie is your rival because you two fight sometimes to prove who’s better at magic,” explained Rainbow, sipping her wine.

“Well, that doesn’t make any sense. Everyone already knows I’m betterer at magic than Trixie.”

Rainbow Dash choked on her drink, her hacking coughs quickly becoming uncontained laughter. Trixie blushed slightly, giving her girlfriend a glare, as if daring her to laugh. To Starlight’s credit, she really tried to keep her giggles in check, but that wasn’t enough for Trixie, who sent her magical mouth all the way down to the base of Starlight’s cock. Starlight lost her breath as she felt the arcane, disembodied throat twitch around her length.

“S-sorry, Trixie…” squeaked Starlight. Trixie seemed to consider this for a moment before waving her hand and dissipating the spell entirely.

“Get fucked, Trix!” laughed Rainbow. “Even with most of her brains in a jar, Twi still burned you!”

“Hilarious. We’ll see who’s better than who when I bust out some multiplication tables…” Trixie was clearly annoyed, but she smirked despite herself. Though she would never verbally admit it, she did find Twily’s comment to be funny, and she liked that she could oppose her even in this state. That just made beating her, in the end, all the more satisfying.

“So sorry for the wait, ladies!” The waiter arrived with their meals in tow. After serving each of them (Twily giddily clapped when she saw just how tasty her mac and cheese looked), he pulled a folded sheet of paper from his pocket and set it down next to the princess. “It was a bit more difficult to find crayons than I anticipated.” Twily gasped, not daring to dream, and let out a squeal when the waiter withdrew a small box of crayons from his pocket. “Please, enjoy.”

“Yay!” Twily disregarded her food and immediately went to coloring on the sheet she was provided with. The waiter watched as a member of Equestrian royalty colored like a small child for just a moment before shaking himself firmly and leaving to return to his work.

“This has been, by far, the most fucking ridiculous date I’ve ever been on,” sighed Rainbow. She stood up from the table, shaking her head slightly in disbelief. “I’m gonna hit the restroom. Behave yourselves, will ya?”

“Bye-bye, Dashie!” said Twily, waving animatedly. Dash smirked, then leaned in for a quick kiss before departing for the restroom. Trixie watched Rainbow leave before leaning closer to Starlight in order to whisper.

“Do you know why I asked you to wear the blue panties?” asked Trixie.

“Because… You wanted to match?” tried Starlight. “I assume you’re wearing your pair, too.”

“Oh, I am. But there’s a very special reason I wanted to match. And that reason is that I modified them a bit. Just a few enchantments.” Trixie lit up her horn, grinning at Starlight’s curious, concerned little chuckle. “Namely, a portal spell.”

Before Starlight could even theorize as to what Trixie had planned, the spells activated; A sort of magical doorway opened on the inside of each garment, allowing for passage across short spaces through the small portals currently in each of their panties. Trixie tuned the charms well, and Starlight’s end of the tunnel was positioned just against the tip of Starlight’s cock. With a gentle nudge of magic, Trixie pushed Starlight’s dick through the entrance, letting out a low, shuddering moan as it emerged from her end of the portal.

“T-trixie…” Starlight squirmed in her seat, her cock pressing against Trixie’s tight, hot entrance.

“You asked how long I’d torture you. The answer is not much longer,” whispered Trixie. “Now, if you want to cum, you should hurry up.” Starlight gulped, but gave a gentle nod nevertheless. After taking a tiny breath to calm herself, she gently pushed her hips forward, sliding into Trixie’s snug, wet cunt. Starlight looked around, trying to suss out if anyone was onto them; The other guests at the restaurant didn’t seem to notice, and Twily was too busy with her coloring to tell what was happening just on the other side of the table from her.

As discreetly as she could, Starlight bucked her hips, sliding her cock into Trixie’s juicy pussy. It was a strange sensation, to say the least. Normally, whenever the two fucked, Starlight was used to being beneath Trixie, used as an object with the purpose of getting Trixie off (which was just the way they both liked it). But here, facing the same direction, not even technically touching one another, was almost an out of body experience.

Still, there was a sense of domination involved: Trixie rolled her hips forward, quickly overwhelming the sensitive, horny, ready-to-blow Starlight with her aggressive movements. The fact that they were fucking right there at the table, where anyone could see them, added to the sense of control. Trixie was in charge, and if she wanted to use Starlight’s cock, she would do just that, no matter where they were.

“F-fuck…” moaned Trixie quietly. Something of an exhibitionist herself, she found the thrill of potentially being caught to be almost as stimulating as Starlight’s cock. Almost. “Faster, Glim.” Starlight obliged her, using the guise of adjusting her seat to bounce her hips forward faster, harder, spreading Trixie’s cunt. Each thrust was as pleasurable as it was torturous for Starlight, with her cock feeling like it could explode at any time.

“Huh?” Twily looked up from her picture to look at her friends. They were moving strangely, and had odd looks on their face. Trixie was even biting her lip, and Starlight had her eyes squeezed shut, her chest heaving as she breathed heavily. “What’s going on? Are you two okay?”

“Oh, d-don’t you worry,” panted Trixie. “Starlight just has an ache that I’m helping her massage with my magic. Nothing to worry your pretty, empty head about.”

“Well… If you say so.” The princess shrugged before picking up her fork and digging into her mac and cheese. “Mmmm! Delish!”

“Idiot…” chuckled Trixie under her breath. She jerked her hips as if she were bouncing on Starlight’s cock, hoping to get one last moan out of her. She felt her own breathing quicken in pace, a heat building up in her core. “F-fuck, Glim, I’m about to cum…”

“P-please…” begged Starlight, gripping the tablecloth tightly. She didn’t know how much more she could take, and the way Trixie’s cunt twitched and convulsed around her didn’t do much to help with her longevity. A soft moan escaped her, stopped by a palm over her mouth. “I can’t take much more…”

“Very well. You’ve done well tonight.” Trixie leaned over and kissed Starlight on the cheek, whispering in her ear as she retreated. “Cum in my pussy. Fill Trixie up, Glim.”

Starlight wasn’t sure she could’ve refused even if she wanted to. Her body felt as if it had a mind of its own, her hips jerking forward to bury her cock as deep as it could go into Trixie’s waiting pussy. Trixie bit her lip firmly as her orgasm hit her, her body quivering around Starlight’s length. Starlight wasn’t far behind, the feeling of Trixie’s pussy clamping onto her, spasming from her own orgasm, more than enough to send Starlight over the edge. She let out a breathy moan as her cock erupted, blasting Trixie’s insides with thick ropes of hot, sticky cum. Starlight felt like she was cumming for an eternity, Trixie’s pussy milking every last drop of cum from her balls until she was totally spent.

“F-fuck…” huffed Starlight, trying her best to look natural. She pulled a compact from her pocket and used the mirror to inspect herself. With the exception of a bit of sweat and a dazed, satisfied expression, she looked fine. She let out a shaky breath, sliding her compact back into her pocket. “That was insane.”

“I’ll say. You came enough to fill a pool.” Trixie sat up a bit straighter, using a quick flourish of magic to adjust her panties and keep the thick gobs of cum inside of her. “Now what do you say?”

“T-thank you, Trixie…”

“Yo. I’m back.” The two finished up just in the nick of time, as Rainbow Dash arrived and slid right back into her seat. She began on her meal, taking a few bites before she looked up and got a proper look at her friends. “The hell is up with you two?”

“Starly had an ache on her dick,” said Twily, turning her attention back to her coloring. “So Trixie massaged it with her pussy. Can we do that now? I wanna try.”

You could cook an egg on Starlight’s face at that point, her cheeks blooming red and radiating heat. Trixie, on the other hand, simply chuckled, straightening her hair with her fingers before taking a sip of her wine.

“Guilty as charged,” said Trixie with a superior smirk. “Without even getting up from the table. Top that, Rainbow Dash.”

Rainbow paused, looking over the slightly-frazzled couple across from her, then the eager and raring-to-go Twily just beside her. Once again, it fell on Rainbow of all people to be the responsible member of the group, and it took her a moment of consideration to decide what to do.

“Nah. I’ll just rail my girl in the comfort of our bedroom, like a normal couple,” said Rainbow with a shrug. “Although, big ups to you two. That stunt is too bold even for me.”

“Thanks,” sighed Starlight, still too flustered to look anyone directly in the eye. “It was Trixie’s idea…”

“You don’t sound particularly excited,” noted Trixie. “If this is how you react when I let you cum, maybe I’ll just stop doing that.” Starlight’s face flushed even brighter red, her embarrassment not helped in the slightest by Rainbow’s chuckles.

“Sorry, Trixie. It was very generous of you to let me cum…” Trixie’s smirk widened with each word from Starlight, until she was grinning from ear to ear. That’s just what she liked to hear.

“See? Was that so hard?”

Author's Note

Hope you don't mind me indulging in myself with another Starxie chapter. I promise, this is the last one.

Relaxation

Rainbow Dash fluttered up the stairs, checking her watch as she did. Her trip had taken a bit longer than she anticipated, but there was no sense in worrying about that now. Nothing to be done, and besides, it's not as if she had left the castle abandoned. Spike was a responsible kid, and he was more than capable of watching over the place, and Twily, in Rainbow's absence.

Whether he was capable of doing so without convincing Twily to blow him was something Dash was sure she'd find the answer to soon.

As Rainbow neared the door to her and Twilght's bedroom, a curious grin spread to her features. She heard music, and singing. Very enthusiastic, very off-key singing. With a shake of her head, Rainbow pushed open the door and slipped into the bedroom. The first thing she noticed was Spike, sitting on the bed and very unconvincingly pretending to read his comic book. The source of his distraction was fairly obvious: just a few feet from him was Twily, dancing to some garbage pop song that Rainbow couldn't recall the name of that happened to be playing on the radio atop their dresser. Twily seemed to know the song well, enough to sing along at least at parts of it. Twily was happy. She was free. She was enjoying her music, dancing to her own beat.

She was also naked, and covered in water from head to toe.

"Partying without me?" asked Dash with a smirk. Twily gasped in surprise, turning to see Rainbow. She squealed, skipping across the room and jumping onto Rainbow, squeezing her and peppering her face and neck with kisses. "Aww, you miss me or something?"

"Yuh-huh! Missed you tons, Dashie!" Twily was, clearly, overjoyed that Rainbow had finally returned. "So excited to see you! Spike is, too!"

"Hey," said Spike weakly.

"Yeah, he seems excited to see something, alright." Dash grabbed Twily around the waist and spun her around, making the princess giggle with delight, then set her down with a kiss. "So, what's the story with the naked dance party?"

"She said she needed a shower, came out in a towel and started dancing," explained Spike. He tried to make it seem like he was making eye contact with Rainbow, but his gaze couldn't help but drift over to Twily's chest, her still-wet tits bouncing and spraying water droplets as she danced. "I tried to tell her to put on some clothes, but…"

"I love this song!" Twily just kept on dancing, even as her song faded away.

"Twily, go get dressed," said Rainbow. "Can't rip your clothes off with my teeth if you're not wearing any."

"Okie doke!" Twily skipped and bounced away into the bathroom, leaving Spike alone with Rainbow. He sat up a bit straighter, trying to position himself in such a way as to hide his erection.

"I swear, I tried to get her to get dressed," promised Spike.

"Eh. Not like you haven't done more with her before." Dash crossed the room, eyes trained on the door to make sure Twily wasn't coming out early. "Listen, I need a favor."

"Sure, what's up? It got something to do with what you've been up to today?"

"Well, for one, I was putting in an order with Trixie for more Catalyst panties. Figure it'd be a good idea to have multiple pairs if she's gonna be sticking around like this. But that's not really important. I need you to run to Canterlot for me."

"Canterlot? For what?"

"I've got an order put in that I need to get picked up by tomorrow. There's one last express train running to Canterlot in 2 hours, and I need you to get on it and go pick this thing up for me," explained Dash, rummaging through her pockets. "I'd go, but I can't leave Twily here overnight by herself. Besides, I promised I'd spend all day with her tomorrow."

"Alright, I guess," said Spike cautiously. He set his comic down and stood up, mentally preparing a list of things he'd need to pack and have arranged. Sudden Canterlot visits weren't exactly uncommon for him (Twilight always sent him whenever there was a particular book she needed for her spells), so he had a bit of a system prepared, but Rainbow's request certainly took him off guard. "Where am I headed?"

"You're a lifesaver, kid. Here." Rainbow handed him an envelope, which he opened up to peer inside; among several slips of paper was a stack of cash, causing him to raise his brow. "There's the address, the note and cash you'll need to pick it up, and a bit extra for you if you wanna fuck around and get something to eat or whatever while you're there. Call it a tip for your trouble."

"Uh-huh. What exactly am I picking up that you need to send me with this much money?" Spike lifted one of the sheets contained within the envelope, reading the address. As he had grown up in Canterlot, he knew the city well, and recognized the location immediately. His eyes went wide as the pieces clicked into place. "Oh. Well, that's a surprise."

"Yeah, emphasis on 'surprise'. Anyone asks why you're headed to Canterlot, it's cause you're feeling nostalgic, alright?" said Dash. "I really need to keep this under wraps. I'll make it worth your while when you get back."

"How so? I'm guessing that what I really want is, uh… off the table now."

"I'll figure something out that you'll like, alright?" said Rainbow, a noticeable red flushing to her cheeks. "Don't worry about what's on or off the table now."

"Huh." Spike smirked. "So that's what that feels like."

"That's what what feels like?"

"To be the one doing the teasing for a change," said Spike. Rainbow rolled her eyes, but smirked to match Spike's. "I was just messing with you, anyway. You don't need to bribe me, Dash. I'm happy to help."

"Thanks, dude. It really means a lot." The two shared a fist bump before Spike stuffed the envelope into his pocket and headed for the door.

"I better get ready to go. Tell Twily I said bye."

Dash waved casually to Spike as he left, flopping down onto the bed tiredly. After the day she had, running around and making plans, she really needed some time to take a breather. She grabbed Spike's discarded comic and opened it up, curious as to what sort of stuff he was into. She had a passing familiarity with superhero stories, and she figured this was as good a time as any to catch up on some light reading. She didn't get more than a few panels in before a voice stole her attention away.

"I'm back, Dashie!" Rainbow looked up, intrigued by what she saw. Twily was back from the bathroom, and she was at least partially dressed now, although not in anything Rainbow had known her to wear. Her bra and panties were bright pink, with a fair amount of lace and frills along the edges. Her bottoms were tight, hugging her snugly enough to show off the outline of her perfectly puffy pussy, and her top was thin enough that her hard, sensitive nipples easily poked through. She was also wearing soft pink and white striped thigh-high socks, all the pink and frills coming together to create an outfit that Twilight wouldn’t usually be caught dead in. “Where’d Spikey go?”

“He had to run an errand, he’ll be back tomorrow.” Rainbow sat up, setting the comic on the nightstand. “Cute undies. Where’d you get em?”

“Spikey bought them for me today while you were out! I was supposed to show him how I looked in them, but he’s gone now…” Twily seemed genuinely saddened by the fact that she couldn’t model her new lingerie for Spike, though her sadness faded when she caught sight of Rainbow’s satisfied smirk (as well as the bulge in her jeans).

“Of course he did. Well, he’ll have to settle for some pics, I guess.” Dash beckoned Twily with a finger. “C’mere, lay down with me.”

“Okay!” Twily skipped over to the bed, crawling into Rainbow's arms, sighing in contentment as Rainbow held her close. "Where were you all day? I missed you."

"Had some stuff I had to do. Don't worry, I'm here for you now." Twily giggled as Rainbow squeezed her tightly. "I promised I'd be back to spend all day with you, didn't I? I never break my promises, do I?"

"Nuh-uh. You always stick to your word!" Twily looked up, blowing her Dashie a kiss. "That's why you're the best! Well, one reason, anyway."

"Hm? What are some other reasons?"

"Well… You're smart, and you're funny, and you're super duper pretty!" listed Twily. "You take care of me, and you're super cool, and you've got a big dick, and—"

"You really know how to sweet talk a girl, huh?" chuckled Rainbow. "You know I love you, right?" Twily nodded. "I mean it. I love you tons.” She twisted Twily around until the two were face to face. Twily nodded again, bracing Rainbow’s face with her hands before bringing her close for another kiss.

“I love you too, Rainbow.” Twily spoke in between kisses, relishing in the feeling of Rainbow’s lips against hers, her hands on her hips, the closeness she felt with Rainbow that she couldn’t feel with anyone else. She slowly pulled away, examining Rainbow with a cautious, almost worried gleam in her eye. “Is everything okay, Dashie?”

“Better than okay, sweetcheeks. Just… I don’t say it enough, I guess.” Truth be told, Rainbow wasn’t really talking to Twily just then. She knew that the person that her words were really intended for couldn’t hear her, not yet, but that didn’t matter. The message would get across soon enough. “I want you to know it, even if I kinda suck at, y’know. Communicating, or whatever it is couples do.”

“I know, Dashie. I love you too.” Twily giggled, planting a little kiss on the tip of Rainbow’s nose. “You sure everything is okay? You seem… sad.”

“Nah, no way. Maybe a little tired, but definitely not sad,” promised Rainbow. She grinned, then returned the favor with a quick kiss to Twily’s nose. “How could I be sad with a cutie like you in my bed?” Twily smiled and laid her head down on Rainbow’s chest, pulling herself in close to nuzzle with her girlfriend. Rainbow sighed, enjoying the moment more than she suspected she’d be liable to admit to. She was definitely exhausted, but nothing cured her fatigue quite like Twily. Rainbow closed her eyes, letting the world spin around her as she relaxed with her woman.

“Hey, Dashie?” said Twily, clearly trying (and failing) to hold back her giggles.

“What’s up, babe?” Rainbow just barely got through her sentence before yawning. Maybe a quick nap was in order.

“Wanna fuck?”

Dash wasn’t expecting anything quite so forward, and she was taken quite off guard. She couldn’t help but laugh, opening her eyes to see Twily’s grinning, enthusiastic grin. It took Rainbow a few moments to collect herself, and when she did, she pecked Twily on the cheek.

“Subtlety isn’t really your thing, is it?” asked Rainbow. Twily shook her head.

“I don’t even know what that word means!” said Twily proudly. “So… Do you wanna?”

“I always wanna fuck, kiddo. I’m just surprised, is all.” Rainbow was, indeed, surprised, but was in no way opposed. “You don’t normally initiate, you know?” Twily shook her head in confusion, which said to Rainbow that she would need to use smaller words. “What I mean is it’s normally me who gets things started.”

“Well, you said you were tired. I wanna help you relax, and that means you just lay there and let me do all the work, okay?” Twily didn’t wait for a response, immediately going to work on her bra. Rainbow usually let her struggle to undo it by herself before she jumped in to help, but intervention was unnecessary this time; Twily pulled her frilly pink bra off after just a moment or two of trying, and she could hardly contain her excitement. “Look, Dashie! I did it all by myself!”

“Good job, Twily. I’m proud of you.” Dash meant what she said, even if her attention was less on Twily’s bra and more on what they were formerly covered. Even still, she couldn’t help but notice how the dim-witted princess glowed with pride. Twily moved with the energy of an excited puppy, scrambling down Rainbow’s body until she was able to undo the button on her jeans. She pulled Rainbow’s pants down, tossing them to the ground beside the bed. Twily bit her lip in anticipation, her eyes glued to Rainbow’s thick, heavy cock. She inched forward, kissing up and down Dash’s half-hard cock, slowly coaxing it to full attention. Rainbow let out a breathy groan at the feeling of Twily’s soft, delicate lips against her shaft. She tried to sit up, but she didn’t get very far before Twily jumped up, pushing her back down gently.

“Nuh-uh. You don’t do anything but relax!” Twily sat herself down on Rainbow’s stomach, leaning forward to kiss her again. When they broke apart, Rainbow brought her hands to Twily’s chest, squeezing her tits and teasing her nipples with her thumbs. “O-okay, I guess you can do that too…”

Rainbow didn’t seem content with just squeezing, and she pulled Twily down closer to her so she could get her lips around her sensitive nipple. Twily moaned as Rainbow sucked and licked, slowly pulling back until Twily’s boob popped out of her mouth. Dash turned her attention to Twily’s other breast, going as far as to nibble a bit on her sensitive flesh. Dash pulled back from Twily’s breast just like she had the first time, giving a satisfied smirk before folding her hands behind her head.

“Alright, fine. Just relax, right?” said Rainbow. “I can do that. Go ahead, show me what you got.”

Twily gave a confident, if a bit shaky, nod before wiggling down Rainbow’s body yet again. She shimmied until Rainbow’s cock was just before her, stiff and drooling with anticipation. With a grin, Twily pushed her hips up, sliding her cunt up and down Rainbow’s length. The soft cotton of her panties was soon damp from her excitement, and she only got wetter as she pushed forward, pinning Rainbow’s cock down so she could properly grind on its length.

Unable to resist for much longer, Twily decided to cut to the chase. She pulled her panties to the side before climbing up and onto Rainbow’s cock, slowly impaling herself on her length. Twily let out a low moan as Rainbow entered her, the thick shaft spreading her and sending tremors through her body. Twily took a moment to grab Rainbow’s shirt and pull it over her head, ensuring that she would be as comfortable as possible.

“Fuck, that’s good…” groaned Rainbow as Twily went to work. The princess slowly rocked her hips forward, bouncing up and down on Rainbow’s cock. Her hands fell forward to Dash's chest, holding her steady as she worked her hips. Dash wasn't used to Twily taking this role, but she couldn't say she was against it. Of course, she enjoyed tossing Twily around, holding her down and fucking her until she could hardly stand.

That said, there was a certain enjoyment to be had in sitting back to enjoy the show. And a show, she had, with her princess above her, in absolute bliss. There was a different sort of expression on her face, a sort of pleasured concentration and as Twily worked her hardest to please Rainbow. She was uniquely focused, worrying less about her own pleasure and more about Rainbow's. Twily bit her lip and moved a bit faster, her breaths quickening and a shaky moan escaped her as she bounced harder, faster.

Though she was enjoying her more passive role for a change, Rainbow couldn't very well just sit back and let Twily do all of the work; as Twily leaned forward, Rainbow firmly slapped both hands onto Twily's cute little ass, holding her steady so Rainbow could piston her own hips up and bury more of her length deep into Twily's hot, quivering pussy. Twily fell forward, pressing herself against Rainbow's body and rocking her hips with a renewed vigor. Rainbow couldn't recall seeing Twily work her body like this, and she loved every second of it.

Twily latched her lips onto Rainbow's, kissing her deeply as her cunt twitched around Rainbow's length. She moaned into her lover's mouth, feeling Rainbow's grip on her ass and hips tighten, her cock piston harder and faster than before. Rainbow relished in the softness of Twily's skin, the soft lavender smell of her shampoo, the warmth of Twily's body against her own. Twily took in gasping breaths between kisses, feeling the heat between them building to a head

"I… I love you, Dashie," moaned Twily. "I love you so much…"

"I love you too, Princess." Rainbow grabbed Twily around the back of the head, pulling her in closer, deeper into their kiss. Twily could feel Rainbow's heart pounding, her own heart racing in time with her girlfriend's. She squeezed her eyes shut, clutching Rainbow tightly as she felt the heat in her core reach its peak. Dash smirked as she felt Twily tense and twitch, her entire body trembling, and could tell that she wasn't too far from her lady.

Twily moaned as she came, breathlessly kissing Dash while her pussy quaked and spasmed around the thick, twitching cock. Rainbow pulled Twily's hips in close, bottoming out in Twily's cunt one last time before her cock pulsed and came. Dash groaned with satisfaction, each rope of fun that painted Twily's insides gratifying her in a way that was impossible to replicate. Twily sighed with contentment, slowly clambering off of Dash's sticky, cum-coated cock, comfortably laying herself down in Rainbows arms.

"Awesome," chuckled Rainbow, cuddling Twily closely. Twily giggled in agreement, tugging her panties back into place to contain her creampie.

"Feel better?" asked Twily. Rainbow smirked and nodded, which made Twily glow with pride. The two got quiet for a moment, the two just enjoying each other's company, when Twily glanced over to the nightstand. "What were you reading earlier?"

"Hm? Oh, just one of Spike's comics." Rainbow stretched her arm over to the nightstand, grabbing up the comic in question. "Let's see… Power Ponies #32: The Mane-iac Returns. Not something I normally read, but it was there so, I gave it a go. Looks pretty good so far."

"Could you… Oh, nevermind." Dash arched her brow as she looked down at Twily. She suddenly reserved, bashful, which wasn't like her at all. Rainbow didn't like that Twily didn't feel comfortable enough to ask her for any sort of favor.

"What's up, babe?"

"It's nothing. I don't wanna bug you."

"Bug me? Not on your life, princess," promised Rainbow. She poked Twily's belly, earning a little giggle from the princess. "So spill it. What's up?"

"I just… I know you're tired, I don't wanna bother you…" said Twily sheepishly. "But… I was wondering if you could maybe… read it to me?"

"Huh?"

"It's just that… Well, I like stories, and I sometimes look at the pictures, but I can't really read very well." Rainbow was intrigued. She hasn't known Twily to be particularly interested in reading, nor did she realize just how much of Twilight's intelligence she had siphoned out. It was strange, how different, and yet how similar, the two versions of the princess were. "Sorry, Dashie. I didn't mean to bother you."

"Shut up about bothering me, will ya?" Rainbow pulled Twily and herself up, into a more seated position before opening the comic to the first page. "I'm more than happy to read for you, dummy. Ready?"

"You're the best, Dashie. I love you so much!" Twily smiled a big, wide grin, which Dash returned in kind. "Ready!"

"Good. I love you too, brainless." Dash leaned forward to kiss Twily one more time before she began reading to an excited, eager, happy Twily. She cleared her throat with a cough, and put on her best narrator’s voice.

"When we last left our heroes, they narrowly escaped the clutches of the evil Mane-iac…"

Author's Note

Believe it or not, I wrote this entire story just so I could write this scene, of Twily asking Rainbow to read to her. How cathartic.

One more to go.

Scrambled Eggheads

"Are you sure about this?" asked Spike, watching nervously as Dash moved throughout the kitchen. "Cause this seems pretty crazy to me."

"It was your idea," noted Rainbow, checking on the cake in the oven. It looked good, so she slid the oven closed and allowed herself a brief break for the first time since she started preparing dinner.

"Yeah, that was when I thought you couldn't do it. Besides, I only ever said anything about dinner, and I kinda expected you to make me do all the work." Spike crossed his arms over his chest, smirking at the scene before him. Rainbow looked like a regular housewife, complete with a sauce-stained apron and a slightly-frazzled, tired expression. She had been at it for hours, trying her best to perfect the various dishes she had bubbling on the stove and roasting in the oven. “This is honestly a pretty impressive spread you’ve got going on here. And you only overcooked the eggplant a tiny bit. I’m almost proud.”

“Bite me, ya little twerp. I can cook.” This was a blatant lie on Rainbow’s part that wasn’t really fooling anyone. Just two weeks ago, she had to ask Spike how to hard boil an egg. “Besides, this is kinda a big deal, and I’m not about to let you steal my brownie points by taking credit for this.”

“If things go well, you’ll have more brownie points than you know what to do with,” said Spike. He crossed the kitchen and removed the lid from one of Dash’s pots, tasting the soup it contained with a nearby wooden spoon. He considered it for a moment, then gave a “so-so” gesture with his hand. “This needs salt.”

“I put in exactly how much your recipe said.”

“Yeah, but that recipe is for a half batch. You made twice as much but didn’t adjust your seasoning. Besides, Twi likes it a little salty.” Dash snickered at that, at which point Spike rolled his eyes. “Yeah, not touching that one. Just take my word for it, a little pinch more.”

“Fine, you’re the master chef here.” Rainbow elbowed Spike out of the way, then tossed in the requisite salt. She gave the soup a stir and tasted it. “Well, what do you know? You actually know what you’re talking about.”

“Go figure. Anyway, aside from the soup and dessert, you’re looking pretty much done. Should probably start plating,” said Spike. There was a knock at the door, which stole Rainbow’s attention away from her cooking.

“Yeah, actually, that’s them, so…” Rainbow pulled off her apron and tossed it at Spike. “Be a bro and set the table for me?”

“What happened to wanting all the brownie points to yourself?”

“It’s like you said, I’ll have more than enough after dinner.” Before Spike could argue, Dash gave him a thumbs up and zipped away, leaving him to contend with the plating and serving of food (nothing he wasn’t used to) while Rainbow let her guests in. Rainbow slid to a stop before the castle’s front door, the strange sensation of anxiety clawing at her. She knew she shouldn’t be nervous. It was just dinner with some friends, nothing to worry about. Even still, the magnitude of the night’s implications weighed heavily on her. Rainbow took in a deep breath before pulling open the door.

“Dashie!” Twily jumped into Rainbow’s arms, peppering her with kisses. “I missed you tons today!”

“Aw, it wasn’t that bad, was it? Trixie and Starlight showed you a good time, right?” Rainbow looked over Twily’s shoulder, where the “rival” couple stood. They were both dressed fairly casually, whereas Twily was in a pretty trendy, fashionable outfit, something Dash had ordered from Rarity a while back and kept on standby for a night like this. Rainbow knew that it must’ve drove Trixie mad to be dressed less extravagantly than Twily, so she made a mental note to thank her later for her rare display of restraint.

“Of course we did, Rainbow Dash. You shouldn’t have asked us to babysit your little idiot if you had any doubt that we would excel at it,” said Trixie, making up for her sense of restraint with a smug, over the top, petty jab at Twily. Typical.

“I’m not a baby, and you didn’t sit on me,” said Twily, peering at Trixie suspiciously. “How come nothing you say ever makes sense?”

“Come on in, dinner is just about ready,” chuckled Rainbow, hoping to get everyone to the table before Trixie burst into flames. She led the little party of four to the dining room, where their immaculately prepared meal was waiting for them. Spike walked in from the kitchen, carrying one last platter to the table with a cocked brow.

“Hey Trixie, Star, good to see you,” he said, setting down the food.

“Hi Spike,” said Starlight with a grin. She’d always had a soft spot for the little guy. “Holding in there okay?”

“Well, Dash has me doing slave labor.” He snickered, puffing out a few sparks of flame from his nostrils. “So, you know. Same old, same old.”

“Hey, at least I’m letting you stick around for dinner,” pointed out Dash. “You should be thanking me, really.”

“Yeah, we’ll see about that. Anyway, you guys wanna do drinks to start with? I’ve got some wine Celestia sent from Canterlot Castle, real top shelf stuff.” The group nodded their appreciation, and Spike quickly ventured into the kitchen, returning with a platter of wine glasses (one of which was, curiously enough, already filled with a deep purple liquid), as well as the bottle of wine itself.

“This one is for you, Twily,” said Spike, offering her the pre-filled glass. “I know you don’t like wine, so I got you some grape juice instead.”

“Thanks, Spike! You’re the best!” Twily gratefully accepted the glass, bouncing and swaying on the spot with excitement as Spike doled out drinks to the rest of the group.

“I’m probably supposed to, like, do a toast or something here,” said Rainbow. She shrugged, raising her glass up. “But I suck at that sort of thing, so… Cheers, I guess.”

After a chorus of “Cheers, I guess” from the group, they all clinked their glasses and enjoyed their drink. Rainbow watched carefully as Twily drained her glass, a genuine, overjoyed, childlike gleam in her eye. Twily blinked, clutching her head dizzily.

“Hey, Twily, come with me for a sec,” said Dash. Twily nodded slowly, accepting Rainbow’s hand and letting herself be led out of the room. Rainbow didn’t say anything as she shepherded Twily away from the dining room. Twily groaned, her head clearly swimming, but she followed Rainbow all the way to the bedroom dutifully. The two entered the room, and Dash swung the door closed behind them.

“Rainbow? What’s going—” Twily couldn’t get much more out before Dash pulled her close and kissed her, taking her breath away. She was surprised, but allowed herself to melt into Rainbow’s embrace nevertheless. She was so distracted by Rainbow’s kiss, her tongue on her own, that she didn’t realize what was about to happen until it was already in progress. Her eyes shot open, beaming out white light. She slowly drifted off of her feet, floating into the air for a moment before crumpling back down into Rainbow’s arms.

“Welcome back, egghead,” said Rainbow, smiling as Twilight steadied herself. The princess shook her head firmly, as if trying to readjust to her formerly empty head being suddenly stuffed back to maximum capacity. “How do you feel?”

“Ugh… Scrambled…”

“Good scrambled?” Dash felt her heart soar at the tiny smile she received from Twilight.

“Very good scrambled. I’d never been Twily for so long,” said Twilight. She blinked again, trying to steady her thoughts before she hugged Rainbow as tightly as she could. “It was insane. So much fun.” She giggled, pecking Rainbow on the cheek. “And your little trick with the fake vial? Brilliant.”

“I figured, if Twily thought she was gonna stick around forever, it would make her happier,” said Dash, returning Twilight’s kiss. “This way, she won’t get sad about having to leave, and next time we turn you to Twily, she’ll just think that she lost track of time.”

“Exceedingly clever, Rainbow Dash. I’m very proud of you.” Twilight sighed contentedly, still trying to get back into the flow of using big words and actually thinking. “So… What now?”

“Now? Now, the others are here for dinner. Let’s not make ‘em wait too much longer.”

"And you're sure Spike didn't help you with this?" asked Twilight, gesturing to what remained of the meal. "Because, frankly, I'm having a hard time believing that you managed something this sophisticated and well-executed."

"Come on, man, give me some credit…" Rainbow pouted slightly, though she shared a laugh with the others at her own expense. "I can cook, dude."

"The one time I've seen you in the kitchen, you managed to come up with burned eggs that were still somehow raw in the middle," noted Starlight. "And you absolutely cremated the bacon.”

“Don't even get me started on what she did to that coffee…" added Spike. “Never tasted anything like it. Don’t know how she did that.”

"Okay, fine! Maybe I can't cook," conceded Dash. "But what I can do is follow directions, and Spike's recipes are pretty easy to follow along."

"You? Follow directions? Trixie finds that hard to believe," chuckled Trixie. "Based on what we’ve been getting into these last few weeks, I imagine you’re more into giving directions, if you catch my drift.” Starlight firmly elbowed Trixie in the ribs. “Ow! What the—?”

“Not a good time for that, Trix,” said Starlight flatly. Trixie seemed to only then realize that what she said may have been inappropriate. She shrunk down slightly, displaying a very rare level of shame and remorse.

“Sorry. Didn’t mean to… Well. Sorry.” Twilight raised her eyebrow, confused and a bit concerned by Trixie’s sudden shift in demeanor. They’ve known each other for quite some time, been enemies and rivals and maybe even friends, but Twilight had never known Trixie to apologize for anything she said. “Trixie will be more tactful moving forward.”

“Thank you, hon.”

“You two are more… serious than I think I first realized,” said Twilight carefully. “Perhaps it was because I wasn’t myself, but I guess I thought you two were just… Well, in any case, I’m happy to know that I was wrong in thinking that.”

“To be honest, we didn’t really see this coming ourselves,” said Starlight. “When we met, we never really had plans to do date night with other couples like this. It’s nice.”

“Yeah, man. Being an adult doesn’t suck that bad after all,” said Rainbow with a shrug. She gave Spike a devious glance out of the corner of her eye. “Shame Spike is the odd man out. When are you gonna get yourself a nice lady to bring home to dinner?”

“Geez, you sound like Twi,” groaned Spike. “I’ll have you know, I’m keeping the ladies at arm’s length so I can enjoy my bachelor lifestyle.”

“Right, that’s what that looks like.”

“I missed this,” said Twilight with a smile. “Obviously, I enjoyed being Twily, but she didn’t have the capacity to really participate in this kind of conversation.” She matched Dash’s sinister grin before nudging Spike with her elbow. “Seriously, though, don’t be afraid to bring a girl home, Spike. We’ll be sure to only embarrass you a little.” Spike opened his mouth to retort and, upon seeing how eager the girls around him were to tease him, hung his head in defeat.

“Thank you, Twi, I’ll keep that in mind…”

The girls shared a laugh, one that Spike eventually found himself joining in after a short while. Although he was the butt of the joke (as he often was), he was glad that Twilight was back. Despite the tricky, complicated nature of his relationship with Twilight and Twily, he loved and cared about Twilight more than just about anything. Twily was fun, but Spike had begun to miss his sister.

Dash leaned back in her seat, very pleased with herself with how things had gone so far. Dinner was delicious, Trixie was being uncharacteristically polite and civil, perhaps even friendly (no doubt because she understood the importance of the night), and, most importantly of all, Twilight was back. She was back, and she was happy, smiling and enjoying herself. Rainbow had managed to accomplish everything she had set out to do for the night, save for one thing. Cooking and putting together her little dinner party was a cakewalk by comparison.

“Not that I mind it, but I am curious,” said Twilight. “Why go through all this trouble? I know I was away for a while, but you really busted out all the stops here. What’s the occasion?”

Here it is. No use in dawdling now. All Rainbow had left to do was take action.

“Well, you know, we’re all happy to see you back. Figured it was worth celebrating,” said Rainbow, a bit evasively. She locked eyes with Spike across the table, his arched brow and disappointed shake of the head urging Dash to keep herself from backing down. Rainbow sighed, took a sip of her wine, and trudged on. “Besides… I’ve been waiting for you to get back, ‘cause there’s a question I wanted to ask you.”

“Hm? Something too complicated for Twily, I imagine?” Twilight seemed oblivious to the shift in the atmosphere at the dinner table. “So? What’s up?”

“Well, I… I’ve been thinking lately. About you and me. How I missed you, how I feel with Twily. And, like, it’s weird and kinda messy, with there basically being two of you now. And, well… Ya know what?” Dash rolled her eyes, digging into her pocket. She was done trying to say this with words. She had always been impatient, more of a mare of action than anything else. “Fuck it, I’ll just ask.”

“Dash? Are you okay? You’re not normally like this, I…” Twilight trailed off as she saw what it was Rainbow was rooting around in her pockets for. A small black velvet box, which Dash held in the palm of her hand. Twilight stared at it for a moment in stunned silence until Rainbow opened it up to reveal its contents. Two simple silver rings, each inset with a single, flawless, shining diamond. The bands were etched with a multitude of symbols, the ones that made up the outside of Twilight’s Circle of Alteration. “Rainbow…”

“Don’t worry, I did my research before I ordered these. They’re enchanted with this magic repellant charm thing, so the runes won’t work unless you want them to,” explained Rainbow. “I don’t even know if just having the runes would be enough to accidentally trigger the spell, but better safe than sorry.” Rainbow Dash shook herself, trying to swallow her anxiety in order to keep going. “Anyway, like… I love you, okay? More than I thought it was possible to love someone. And I thought it would be awesome if you’d be my princess, forever. So… Marry me?”

Twilight covered her mouth with her palm, tears welling in her eyes. She surveyed the table, who were all watching expectantly, which made it incredibly clear that they were all in on it. Overwhelmed didn’t begin to do justice to how Twilight felt just then. She trembled as she stood up, shakily walking until she was just in front of Dash. Her whole body shook, and Rainbow at first thought she was crying. That soon proved not to be the case.

“Rainbow… I know I say there’s no such thing as stupid questions,” laughed Twilight, her voice shaky and eyes watery. She dove onto Rainbow, wrapping her arms around her tightly. “But did you really have to ask?”

“So…” Rainbow grinned, feeling a bit of tears in her own eyes. Twilight released her grasp on Dash just long enough to kiss her. When they broke apart, Twilight nodded, unable to hold back her tears anymore.

“Of course I’ll marry you.”

Spike and Starlight cheered as Rainbow slipped both rings onto Twilight’s finger, and even Trixie gave the couple a polite round of applause. Twilight held her hand in front of her face, trembling as she inspected her new gemstones, absolutely blown away. It was obvious that even with her restored intelligence, she wouldn’t have expected this from Rainbow Dash. To call this a pleasant surprise would be quite the understatement.

“Is this why you let Twily stay?” asked Twilight. “To surprise me?” Rainbow shrugged almost noncommittally, trying to return her air of careless, nonchalant confidence. The thought she had put into things, as well as the wide, goofy grin she wore, exposed her facade very easily.

“It was part of it. But I care about Twily, too,” admitted Rainbow. “I love you both. My egghead and my dummy.”

“She actually said yes?” scoffed Trixie. “Are we certain Rainbow Dash gave her all of her intelligence back?”

“Could you say that again, Trixie?” said Twilight with a smirk. “I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my engagement.”

“Ugh. Your comebacks are better when you’re smart. Still not good, mind you. But better.”

“You know this means that, when you propose to Starlight, you have to buy her three rings, right?” Twilight tilted her head, feigning innocence. “Unless, of course, you feel like conceding the point that you’re not the better couple.” Trixie glared at Twilight, who returned with enough smug satisfaction to put the magician to shame. Finally, Trixie smiled, giving the newly engaged couple a thumbs up.

“Well met, Sparkle,” admitted Trixie. “You are truly a worthy rival for Trixie.”

“Trust me, Trixie, there’s no rivalry to be had.” Trixie glowered for a moment until Twilight returned her thumbs up and continued. “I think, after all that you and Starlight did with Dash and Twily, we can be bold enough to call ourselves friends now.”

Dash watched the two go back and forth, pulling Twilight onto her lap and holding her tight. Twilight couldn’t take her eyes off of her rings, so excited that she just absolutely had to tell people. She hummed to herself as she summoned a quill and parchment, immediately writing a quick letter to her friends and family as she deemed necessary.

Rainbow just smirked and watched, just imagining how excited her new fiance would be during their next session.