I don't know why I was chosen I wasn't even in a costume I just went to that stupid convention to get stuff for my little brother and now...
NOW I'M IN ANTHRO FUCKING PONYLAND WHERE THEY HATE HUMANS FOR SOME STUPID REASON WITH POWERS OF THE FUCKING FIGURES I BOUGHT FOR THAT SPOILED BRAT BROTHER OF MINE FROM THAT FREAKY FUCKTARD MERCHANT!!!!
Did you hear me or do I need to speak louder?