Season 3 episode 1?... *Spoiler Alerts*

by aKaPinkiePie

Rating: everyone
Tags: Other, Random, Shining Armor, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance
Length: 1022

The randomness of my mind put in a fiction about tanks, ponies and crystal kingdoms

New villian is a tank? New kingdoms? 4th wall breaking up? MIB refrences? Oh god why?

Published 2012-07-22 04:54:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-22 04:54:02 UTC

Chapter 1

The crystal donut steel tank

Due to the fact that this new villian has not been given an official name yet he will go under the name Donut Steel in my fic.

The elements were all overjoyed about Shining and Cadence inviting them to the kingdom they had built a while after the wedding. It was called “The Crystal kingdom’’. They were trotting through the small city which was the capitol of the new kingdom.

“It sure was nice o’ Celestia to give ‘em their own kingdom don’t ya’ll think?” Applejack said. Several nods came from the rest of the elements.

“With all the crystals here i might just have to-” Rarity was interupted by a loud scream from the castle.

The elements started galloping towards it. They heard another one and quickened their pace even more. They finally reached the castle doors and Twilight pushed them open with all the magic strenght she could manage. Inside was a shocking sight. Cadence was lying on her back with a horrified expression and before her was Shining Armor rolling on the floor laughing.

He spotted the elements and quickly got to his hooves before shouting. “Twiley! I’ve missed you so much! Come here and give your brother a hug!”

“But... I heard screams. What happened?” A puzzled Twilight answered.

“Oh, Shiny was just pulling a little prank on me” Cadence seemed to have recovered and was now standing on her hooves aswell.

Just as Cadence was going to explain futher they heard a loud ‘boom’ echo through the castle. They all looked towards the main entrance where the doors had been blown up. They could spot movement in the dust. What came next no one was prepared for.

Out of the dust covering the entrance came a tank. Not an ordinary tank though. It was a steel tank with the head of a grey unicorn with a red horn and green eyes. His pupils were crimson red and his heard black. He had a purple glow emiting from his eyes and from the cannon on the tank.

“Bow before the true lord of Tankopia!” He laughed out in a manical way.
Everyone in the room gave him a puzzled look. After a couple of seconds Shining spoke up first. “Okay, how exactly are you planning on taking the newly formed Crystal kingdom?

“I Donut Steel shall take over the Crystal kingdom and make you bow for us!” He replied with a lot of excitement.

“And how are you going to do that?” Shining replied, annoyance beginning to creep into his voice.

“It all started when i was just a little colt.” He started. “None of the other colts wanted to play with me because i was born in Cloudsdale. You see hoofingtoners don’t like ponies who come from Canterlot. So i rebuilt my own body into a tank and now all the changelings shall pay for what i did to my petbird.” He started talking more quietly. “Poor poor Kenny. That rat will never be the same.” He looked at the ground with a frown.

“I think this guy is a little bit loco in the coco.” Pinkie Pie whispered to Rainbow Dash who nodded.

“You still did not answer my question” Shining shouted seeming really annoyed.

Instead of answering Donut shot a beam from his cannon straight towards Cadence. Shining quickly put up a shield in front of his wife and blocked the shot. He seased firing

“Hah, my beam is to powerfull. I SHALL RULE OF ALL TARTARUS!” He shouted laughing maniacly before shooting his beam towards Rainbow Dash who dodged it quickly.

He kept shooting his beams around the room never really hitting anything for a little while before Twilight had enough and grasped him in her magic. Before anypony managed to react there was a bliding flash. Before everyone stood a white alicorn with a paper and inc as a cutiemark. Her mane was dark red and seemed to have a fan in it just like Celestias.

“What is this? I don’t even. Gah” She said looking at the scene infront of her.

Suddenly a darker white earthpony with light brown hair, glasses and a movie director thingy as a cutie mark appeared beside the alicorn.

“Someone hacked our main servers.” He replied to the alicorn. “We’re trying to fix it right now.”

“Hey Jayson, hey Lauren” Pinkie said happily.

“I think we gave her a bit too much ‘breaking the 4th wall power’ Jayson” Lauren said.

Everypony in the room was looking at Lauren and Jayson with shock in their faces.

“I guess I owe you guys an explanation.” Lauren said before pulling a capsel looking thing out of nowhere. It opened a little and she pressed a button. A bright flash blinded everyone again and when everyone came back to their senses she and the stallion was gone. There was no tank in the room and the doors to the castle was repaired.

“Twiley! I’ve missed you so much! Come here and give your brother a hug!” Shining said as he galloped over to his sister to give her a hug. “I’m so glad you guys could come. We could really need some help in establishing this new kingdom!

Back in the Hasbro studios Lauren was giving Jayson a very serious look.

“How could you let this happen?” Lauren asked

“I have no idea what happened. One second the episode was airing perfectly the next this guy showed up.” He pointed to the lifeless tank pony creature like thing.

“Anyways, it’s your turn to go back in time and fix this stuff before bronies find out we can travel to Equestria as we feel like.” Lauren said.

“Awwww, but i wanna see a brony in real life.” Pinkie said sounding a little bit sad.

“I’m sor- What?! how did you get here?” Lauren had looked like she had seen a ghost.

“Following you of course silly filly!” Pinkie Pie said bouncing happily around.

And that kids is why we should never EVER write a fanfiction about an episode that has not been released yet.