Did You Brush Your Teeth?
"Hi, I'm Colgate and I'm here to show you how to brush your teeth!" I said towards the video camera.
"What you will need is a timer, a toothbrush, Colgate toothpaste, and a mirror."
"Okay, so first you set the timer to 3 min...Oops!" I had dropped my timer on the ground. there was sand all over the place. "You might want to do that. Anyways, next, you take your toothpaste, spread a LITTTTLE bit on the toothbrush like so..."
I pushed too hard, and there was toothpaste mixed with the sand. "Like I said.....a LIIIITTTTTTTLE bit. Hopefully the apartment owner wont notice that....
ANYWAYS, take your toothpaste, put it on the toothbrush, and..."
Of course, my toothbrush feel on the floor.
"OKAY, THAT WAS THE LAST STRA... I meaaaaaaan, start brushing for three minuets, liiike, thiiiiiiis," I started putting toothpaste on my hoof, and put it in my mouth. Then I slipped on everything on the floor, sending toothpaste out of my mouth, making my toothbrush signed by DuPony, the inventor of the toothbrush, stap into my hoof, and making all the sand from the timer splatter into my eyes.
I wasn't sure if my face was red from anger, or green from the toothpaste in my mouth. "Okay, let's just do it this way."
I cleaned off my hoof, my floor, and my toothbrush, then started taping again. "Hello. This is how to brush your teeth! All you will need is a toothbrush and toothpaste. Just be sure to do it over a sink! Okay, so first, you put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, as much as you want.
Next, you put the toothbrush in your mouth, and start to try to sing the brushie song! It goes like this: Brushie brushie brush brush bruuuush, brushie brushie brush brush bruuuush, brushie brushie brush brush, brush brush brush, brushie brushie brush brush." I felt so much better. I had learned that you shouldn't make things more complicated than it already would be.
"Oh, add one more thing to the list of things you will need. That, is tolerance."