Special Delivery

by LewdChapter

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Fetish, Profanity, Random, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Porn
Length: 1522

Fizzy Bubbles orders a pizza

Fizzy Bubbles is a soda pony, a pony that is, somehow, made of glass and filled with a seemingly never-ending supply of cola. He never gets hungry or thirsty, but he orders a pizza nonetheless.

WARNING: This story contains cunnilingus, food ponies, vaginal sex, and probably the weirdest sexual descriptors I've ever written.

Published 2018-01-14 19:00:07 UTC
Last updated 2018-01-14 19:00:07 UTC

Special Delivery

Fizzy Bubbles sat up in his chair as he heard the doorbell ring, feeling his cola slosh around inside of him. He grinned as he crossed his living room, stopping at his front door. He could smell his order through the door. He couldn’t wait to dig his hooves into a hot, fresh pizza. He wasn’t hungry, because he was a soda pony and he couldn’t really get hungry. Still, he had a taste for pizza, and there was only one way to scratch that particular itch.

Fizzy opened his door, his mouth practically salivating soda as he lifted the the box that had been deposited at his doorstep. It was heavier than one might expect, if they were unfamiliar with the nature of Fizzy’s order, and it shook slightly as Fizzy delivered it from the door to his kitchen table. Fizzy rubbed his hooves together in anticipation before popping the box open and gazing inside.

Sitting inside the box, inexplicably, was a mare. She beautiful orange brown-eyes and a pale coat, a coat that was strangely enough nearing golden-brown around the edges. Her mane was messy and gooey, melted cheese perpetually hanging and dripping from her head. Her tail was much the same, a gooey mess that shouldn’t be possible. On her mane and tail were several beautiful, crispy, greasy pepperoni that made Fizzy’s mouth water.

“Hi!” said the mare. “I’m Domino, and I’ll be your pizza tonight!”

“Cool. I’m Fizzy. You wanna move to the bed or something or are you good to do it here?”

“Nah, this is fine. I’m a bit on the cheesy side, so I’m probably gonna make a bit of a mess.” Domino smiled happily, shifting to her back. “Ready when you are, Fizzy.”

“Awesome.” Fizzy leaned forward, taking a deep breath. Domino’s scent was wonderful, warm and delightful to the senses. He spread Domino’s legs, exposing her juicy, steaming pussy. He leaned in and gave her a lap, recoiling immediately. “Ah, fuck! My tongue!”

“Whoops! Sorry, should’ve warned you, I’m fresh out the oven,” said Domino. “Sorry, sorry.”

“No, it’s okay. My own fault, really,” admitted Fizzy. “Couldn’t help myself. You look too damn tasty to wait!”

“Aww, that’s sweet of you to say. But, if you want… There’s other parts of me that should be a bit cooler for you to get a little taste.” Domino wiggled slightly, drawing Fizzy’s attention from her twat to her teats. They were a bit darker than the rest of her body, and smelled, frankly, delicious. Her crotchboobs smelled savory and buttery and freshly-baked, and it didn’t take much deduction for Fizzy to figure out what they were.

“Are those… Garlic knots?” asked Fizzy with a chuckle. Domino nodded, giving Fizzy a sly wink.

“New recipe! I’m the first pizza pony with garlic knot boobies!” giggled Domino. “Go on, have a little taste. Don’t be afraid to nibble, either…”

Fizzy shrugged, but decided to dig in. He licked around Domino’s teat, teasing her “nipple” with his tongue. Just as to be expected, Domino’s titflesh tasted like delightfully buttery garlic bread. Fizzy suckled for a bit before taking Domino’s advice and taking a tiny nibble. She tasted about as delicious as one could imagine, with her flesh literally being made of garlic knot, and she moaned as Fizzy tweaked her soft, bready nips with his teeth.

“I take it this isn’t your first time with a pizza pony?” said Domino, her voice light and breathy. “Well, you’re no stranger to mare bits, I can say that quite confidently. I’ve never been with a soda pony, though. What’s what like?”

“Pretty much the same as a regular pony, I guess,” said Fizzy, savoring the taste of Domino’s teats. “I mean, I slosh and stuff, and I don’t really get hungry, but it’s pretty much how I figure being a regular earth pony would be like.” He ran his tongue in a circle around Domino’s nipple again, making the pizza pony shudder in delight. “You taste amazing, by the way.”

“Glad you like it. Though, I guess it’s not really fair. Pizza’s a lot like sex: Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.” Domino giggled, blowing a lock of cheese-hair out of her face. “Though, if I may be so bold, I don’t think you’re in for a bad experience on either front.”

Fizzy figured Domino must’ve cooled down by now and, even if she hadn’t, Fizzy didn’t much care. He would live with a scalded tongue if it meant getting a taste of that juicy pizza pussy. He ran his tongue up her slit, happy to report that she was no longer scalding-hot. She tasted wonderful down there as well, some of the best pizza (pussy or otherwise) that Fizzy had ever tasted.

Domino moaned as Fizzy licked at her cunt, running her hooves through his smooth, glass-like mane. She rolled her hips forward, shoving her twat, dripping with cheese, against Fizzy’s muzzle. Fizzy took this to mean he should double his efforts, which he did happily; His tongue explored her every nook and cranny, savoring her taste. Grease and cheese plastered across his face as he tongued his pizza pussy.

“F-fuck, that’s good…” moaned Domino. “Keep this up, I might have to order you next time!”

Fizzy smirked, but didn’t pull his muzzle from Domino’s delightfully warm, delightfully tasty snatch. He plunged his tongue deep into Domino, tasting a hint of pizza sauce to go along with the cheese sticking to his face. Domino squealed in pleasure, squirming and holding onto Fizzy’s head tightly. She bit her lip, trembling in ecstasy, unable to control herself.

“Oh, fuck, I’m cheesing!” She let out a long squeal as she came, squirting cheese onto Fizzy’s waiting tongue and face.

“Ooh… Fuck…. You’re awesome, dude!” giggled Domino breathlessly. “And, as much as I loved that… I believe it’s your turn for some relief.”

“Oh, for sure,” said Fizzy with a grin. He pushed himself up onto the table, positioning his smooth, transparent cock before Domino’s cheesy cunt. Domino glanced down, interested to see Fizzy’s cock fill with cola as it grew harder. She shrugged, figuring that a soda-fueled erection would make a lot of sense, all things considered. Fizzy rubbed his cock against Domino’s thick, puffy pussy lips, the smooth, glass-like feel of his dick reminding her of a dildo. The warmth, and the faint sound of sloshing liquid, however, deviated from that comparison.

Fizzy carefully thrust in, groaning as Domino’s warm cunthole welcomed him. She was far hotter, temperature-wise, than any mare Fizzy had the pleasure of sticking it to, and he loved it. She was tight, her cheesy walls hugging his cock snuggly, and her insides were wonderfully silky. Fizzy fell into rhythm at once, thrusting slowly and shallowly. He only dove about halfway in before retreating and thrusting back in.

“Harder, Fizzy! Fuck me harder!” panted Domino. Fizzy more than happily obliged, pounding Domino’s pussy into a gooey, cheesy mess. His cock thrust in and out with greasy, slimy, lewd schlicks, punctuated by Domino’s rising, quickening moans. Fizzy plowed further, harder, each pleasured squeak from Domino driving him on.

Fizzy turned Domino over onto her stomach, holding her tail in his teeth. He chewed on her cheesy tail while he fucked her. Her pussy convulsed around his cock, tightening like a vise. Fizzy grabbed Domino around the hips, caressing her round flank with his hooves. He bottomed out in her with one last, deep thrust, his cock pressing firmly against whatever a pizza pony had in place of a cervix.

Domino moaned as Fizzy rocketed his hips forward, sloshing his internal cola around and slamming his cock into her warm, wet pizza pocket. She was a trembling, dripping mess, pooling cheese onto the table while Fizzy fucked her. Fizzy couldn’t be enjoying it more; Not only was Domino’s pussy positively divine, but her tail was beyond tasty. Soon, too soon for his liking, Fizzy felt that familiar pressure building.

“I’m gonna pop!” Fizzy fired his hips forward quicker than before, and finally erupted. Cola burst from his cock, thick and frothy, and filled Domino’s pussy with delicious soda. Fizzy groaned, pulling his extremely productive cock free and stroking the last of his “cum” out. A few stray spritzes of cola sprayed forward, covering Domino with the sticky liquid. Domino rolled onto her back, feeling Fizzy’s load ooze from her cunt.

“Mhmmm… Thank you for ordering Pizza Pony,” panted Domino, licking the sticky soda that had dripped to her face. “We hope you enjoyed your meal…That’ll be 12 bits…”

Fizzy smirked, then went to get his bits. Domino had definitely earned her pay, and then some. He made a mental note not to have Pizza Pony save Domino as his favorite order so he could get her again for his hoofball party next week, and went to pay the mare for the delicious “meal” he had just enjoyed.

Author's Note

I wrote this in a day because I was both hungry and horny.

I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize.