Three Ways

Rainbow Blitz knew he shouldn’t complain. For the last few weeks, he and Applejack had started having amazing sex together; fucking each other’s brains out every time. He had learned all of her weak points that could make her pudding in his hand and she knew how to make him listen to everything she said.

There had been no strings attached, nothing really behind it beyond enjoying screwing. Hell, all he had to do was show he was packing rubber and they’d find some way to excuse themselves. Fuck him, sometimes Applejack dropped a condom down his shirt and he knew he had to catch up in order to get some. That didn’t top the time last Thursday when he had been sleeping on a cloud only to be woken up by her using his tail to tug him off for a surprise fuck but not before she tore his clothes apart on purpose. It had been annoying as he had liked those pants and shirt, but still, it was a very good lay. Of course, he got her back last Saturday when she was walking out in white clothes and it had been worth every second of angry sex he got from her.

Despite everything going up for him and despite the fact the two of them were going at it right now, he could not help but feel slightly annoyed at Applejack.

The mare in question was looking at him and he did his best to hide it as it would be totally stupid to do so, but by the frown on her face Applejack saw it.

“What’s wrong pardner?” she asked him, still sliding up and down his cock at her usual quick pace that still amazed him.

“Nothing,” he told her as he rubbed her breasts, making small circles with his thumbs on her nipples. Both of them were glistening with sweat after going at it for the last hour, and while he was tiring, he wasn’t about to give up to her.

“Horseapples,” Applejack told him, slowing down as she narrowed her eyes at him. She reached down to move his hands off of her chest, forcing him to lean on his elbows while he shifted on the hay they were on so he wouldn’t be flat on his back with her on top of him. “Tell me what’s eatin’ you.”

“It’s nothing AJ,” he grunted as he tried to shift about into a more comfortable position but when she was straddling him with his cock inside her pussy, there was little he could do if she didn’t want him to move.

“Ah don’t believe you,” she said, coming to a complete stop while pushing herself all the way down onto his cock, causing his mind to reel in bliss. “Tell me.”

“It’s noth-” he said through gritted teeth.

“If ya don’t, Ah’ll toss ya out right now and we won’t do this no more until y’do,” she said as she jabbed a finger into his chest, meaning every word of it.

With a sigh, he rolled his eyes and looked at her. “It’s just that…”

“Yes?” she waved him on, clearly looking annoyed at this point.

“I’m sick of always being on the bottom, alright?” he snapped, feeling his face heat up as he admitted this. Before she could say anything or make her feel bad, he quickly added, “But you’re an Earth pony so it make sense you’re always on top.” He snorted, still feeling embarrassed.

“What does me being an Earth pony have to do with you being on bottom,” she looked at him if he were being silly, with her holding back a snicker. “Yer just not that strong, Sugarcube.”

“That’s bull,” he shouted, pushing a finger to her chest, only for her to push his arm away and push him back down. “Everypony knows Earth ponies are the strongest.”

“It don’t mean nothin’ Blitz,”she huffed, rolling her eyes as she tried to place her breasts in his face. “Ah’m stronger than you and that’s that. Now come on, we’ve still got time before Ah need to get out of the barn.”

Blitz shook his head, too frustrated to suck her breasts right now. Placing his hands on her waist, he did his best to push her off of him but she instead just rocked her hips on him which stopped that attempt. “Ah didn’t say ta sto-”

“Get off,” Blitz hissed at her, his fur standing on edge now as he was quickly getting into the wrong mood.

“Ah’m trying but somepon-” she began in a cosy tone but he wasn’t having any of it.

“I mean it, get off of me,” he repeated forcefully, doing his best not to enjoy this. “I don’t want to do this anymore.”

Applejack gave him a shock look before shaking her head as she lifted herself off of him with a pop as his cock came out of her. “Ya serious about this, Blitz? Ya serious about stopping this because you can’t get on top because you’re too scrawny to put me on the bottom?”

“No, I don’t want to fuck you if you don’t take what I am saying seriously,” he snorted at her, pulling his legs in together under his chin as he looked for his clothes.

Applejack stared at him before letting out a sigh, shaking her head as she sat down next to him, rubbing her shoulder with its Cutie Mark of three apples against his with its tri-color lightning bolt. “Look Blitz, Ah didn’t mean to hurt ya or nothing. Ya know that, right?”

Blitz let out a sigh, feeling the tension drain from him as he stretched his legs out over the edge of the loft, his tail swishing into hers. “Yeah,” he said after some time. “I know.”

Reaching over to the side, he tossed Applejack her stuff before rooting around the hay for his own clothes.

“Thanks Blitz,” she said automatically, standing up as she slid her panties up her legs. She picked up her bra next and while Blitz had just found his boxers, he let them go as he stood up and fixed her bra on for her, something that had become a routine for them after having sex. They didn’t say anything about it being a thing to do, it was just something that had happened. It felt… weird to Blitz, as if it should mean more but he wasn’t sure what. She muttered another thanks as she continued to get dressed while Blitz pulled up his boxers, hopping as he pulled his pants up dangerously near the edge only for Applejack to place a strong hand on his shoulder to keep him in place.

“Thanks,” he flicked his eyes towards her as he zipped up his short pants, his friend doing the same.

She gave a grunt that he knew was her way of saying no problem as she slipped on the white undershirt while Blitz slid on his green shirt over his wings and pulling his head through the collar. He began to fiddle with her hat as she buttoned up her red and white checkered shirt, giving him a flat look when she was done.

Rolling his eyes, he was half tempted to put the hat on but knew better than to do that. She was very touchy about anypony wearing the hat beside her, and his ass still stung every time he remembered the paddling she’d once given him for doing so. He’d also learned that day that he wasn’t as much against being spanked as he’d thought he was which was still bugging him.

Both of them sighed again and looked at each other, Blitz scratching the back of his head. “I’m about to go home and shower; do you want me to stay or something?”

“Nah, right now Ah need to do the same,” she said, lacking any spirit. She kicked the floor, moving to climb down the ladder when she looked at him. “Ah wish we could settle this whole thing before we wind up sayin’ somethin’ we’ll both regret.”

“Me too,” he told as he walked off the edge, hovering in the air before lowering himself down to the ground, staying on what he knew to be eye level for Applejack.

“Ah hate when ya do that, y’know that right?” she told him as the two of them walked out of the barn. “Flutters don’t do it and Dusk don’t do it, so why do you-”

“Dusk!” Blitz shouted suddenly, prompting Applejack to smack him across the head with her hat, reminding him to be quieter. “Sorry,” he said, as he landed next to her, rubbing the back of his head. “But Dusk,” he punched his hand as he repeated their friend’s name. “He can help us. I’m sure he has some book or something on this.”

“Ah don’t kn-”

“I’ll race you there!” he said, about to take off when Applejack grabbed his arm.

“Now hold on,” she told him. “We just can’t go ta Dusk t’ask if Earth ponies are the better fuckers or not. He’ll know something is up.”

“So… we’ll figure something out,” Blitz shifted about, rubbing his chin. “Maybe some endurance books or some junk like that?”

“It’s worth a shot, Ah guess,” Applejack patted his back before breaking out in a grin. She then shoved him backwards and took off. “And ya’ll be eating mah dust.” She laughed as she took off, with Bliz shouting her name as he began to chase after her.

Both of them were panting by the time they reached the home of their friend with Blitz and Applejack sharing a look as they entered the castle’s main foyer.

“Another tie?” he asked her, pushing his mane out of his face.

“Eeyup,” she told him, punching him in the arm. “Yer getting faster.”

Blitz flashed her a smile before he looked up the stairs, calling out, “Hey Dusk, we’ve got something to ask ya.”

There was a noise from the upper floor, the distinct sound of hooves on crystal, and a moment later Dusk appeared at the top of the stairs and hurried down to join them.

“Hello Rainbow Blitz, Applejack,” he said as he reached the main floor. “What I can do to help you two?”

Blitz and Applejack shared a look and the both of them began to think of how to get their answer without telling him everything.

“We need ta know somethin’,” Applejack said before elbowing Blitz to pick up the line.

“Yeah, we’ve been… wrestling,” he stumbled on the world, face flushing at how close to the truth he was getting and was glad it wasn’t AJ saying this as she would either say it or lie so bad that even Dusk could tell what she really meant. “And as AJ here keeps on pinning me, we just got into an argument about if Earth ponies have an unfair advantage or not.”

“Yeah. Blitz keeps getting annoyed that every time we have a roll, he’s under me, so we’re hoping you had a book or something that tells him otherwise,” Applejack said with both of them wincing at how clumsy that was.

“What kind of wrestling are two doing? Freestyle, folkstyle, judo, intercourse?” Both Blitz and Applejack froze at that last one with the alicorn smirking. “I knew it.”

“H-how‽” Applejack asked before turning onto Blitz. “Did you say something pardner‽”

“What no!” Blitz’s face heated up at the accusation. “I haven’t said a word to anypony, I don’t know how Mister Clueless here figured it out.”

“I know what two ponies having sex smells like thanks to Cadance and Gleaming not being as careful as they thought they were the last time or so they visited me nor when they first started dating,” the prince huffed as he looked at them. “Also, you two reek of sex, have hay in your coats and manes, and most importantly, you’re wearing each others’ pants.”

Both of them looked down and their faces reddened. “I knew something was odd when I saw a belt on these,” Blitz said as he began to reach for the buckle before stopping. With his ear twitching in embarrassment, he coughed and said, “I’ll wait until afterwards to give these back to you, okay?”

Applejack nodded, her own face red. “Yeah… don’t know how Ah missed it,” she said. “Ah know how you prefer shorts, but they’re not normally jean shorts lahk Ah had on today.”

“Eh, they seemed comfortable, so I thought why not?” Blitz said with his face heating up for some odd reason, and AJ doing the same. Shaking his head and looking away from her, he turned to the alicorn and asked. “So… do you know what the answer is?”

“Well guys, there hasn’t been that much research into that topic,” Dusk began, tilting his head. “There are a number of factors that would making testing near impossible for a clear conclusion as everypony is different and having different ponies of the same tribe for several tests would lead to muddled results.” Dusk tilted his head to the other side as his horn began to glow and some books began to fly around. “However, I do still have that spell that turned us all into Breezies; I could easily tweak it into a potion form so you won’t need me to personally transform you, and it could turn either or both of you into pegasi and Earth ponies for a clear answer to not only if Earth ponies are more capable having sex but to who is stronger in your bedroom. Follow me, the ingredients I need to do this are in the lab.”

A few minutes later, the trio had reached Dusk’s lab, and as vials and potion ingredients flew around, Blitz and Applejack exchanged glances.

“You know, you’re remarkably calm and collected about this, Dusk,” Blitz said as he rubbed the back of his head. “I thought you’d be panicking about two of your friends going at it.”

“Yeah, no offense Sugarcube, but lahk we saw when Gleaming suddenly told you she was gettin’ married, yer not the most stable pony when it comes to relationships suddenly changin’ around ya,” Applejack added. “Not that we’re in one or nothin’.”

“Well, normally I would be if not for having Cadance as my foalsitter,” Dusk said. “Especially since she’s been more open about things again after we were out of touch for so long.” He shook his head. “I still don’t know why neither of us thought to write one another while she was away from Equestria that last year or so before she came back for her wedding... also, knowing how competitive you two are, it couldn’t be long before you two started having sex as another way to prove who is better,” he said with both of them frowning at that statement for some reason. Before any of them could remark on it, however, Dusk continued to say, “I think I will have the pegasus potion done first and by the way, I believe the manner you two should test this should be one test of having sex as the same tribes first before we move onto just switching your tribes around and I know that will sound incredibly personal but can you please record the results? I could always give this research to Cadance as this kind of material is more of her expertise.”

Both of them shared a look before shrugging, knowing that they were long past being any chance of complaining about Dusk getting too nosey about their private affairs after asking for this kind of help.

“So how much longer do you need, Dusk?” Blitz asked as he shifted on the spot as he looked around the lab with his eyes drifting back to Applejack’s face.

“Not that much longer, but I think Applejack should go see Rarity first,” Dusk said as he continued to study his book and mix the ingredients.

“Why do you say that?” she asked him, raising an eyebrow.

“Because when you take this potion, you will be growing wings and it could easily tear your shirt apart and I don’t think anypony wants that to happen,” Dusk replied.

“Well,” Blitz began only for Applejack to smack him in the chest.

“Ain’t happening, Buster,” she gave him a steady look with a hint of amusement in her eyes. “As Ah do need ta move around Ponyville after Ah take that potion an’ Ah ain’t doing it half nekkid.”

“Fine,” Blitz pouted playfully. “I’ll see you back here afterwards, okay?”

“Eeyup,” she said as she turned about and walked out the lab door.