The princess lay still on the mattress, breathing gently, before rising with a gasp. She looked around for a few seconds, shaking her head and waving that magnificent blue mane about, before she stopped and lowered her head. Princess Luna let out a groan. Her heart was heavy with anxiety. She would need to speak to her sister about this. She rose from the bed and strolled over to the window. Sweat glistened on the midnight fur of her nude body. She was tired, more so than usual. Her hands gripped the windowsill as she stared out at the night sky.

“Twilight Sparkle…” she said, in a throaty half-whisper. With the luxury of privacy, she allowed her face to betray some of her worry as she rubbed her throbbing temples. But it was a momentary lapse of strength. Luna straightened up. She would not submit to self-pity while a fellow princess needed her help. The alicorn strolled out of her chambers, and headed for the royal balcony.

Celestia was already waiting for her, standing with her hands clasped behind her back as she surveyed their kingdom. She was already dressed in her royal regalia. The elder sister turned her head as Luna greeted her.

“You are early today, Celestia.” Said the princess of the night, moving towards the balcony and leaning her hands on it. Celestia tutted.

“Luna, will you ever pick on my subtle suggestions that you start wearing clothes around the palace?” she said, running a hand down her sisters back. Luna looked down at herself, then shrugged. This subdued reaction did not go unnoticed, and Celestia immediately dropped the subject in favour of more pressing matters. “Twilight?”

“I cannot communicate with her. I have put all of my energy into the task, but it is impossible.” Luna looked up. Celestia’s face was passive, but Luna could pick up the subtle glints in those purple eyes, and quickly reassured her sister. “She lives still. I can…oh, it is hard to explain to one who does not dreamwalk as I do.” The princess gestured vaguely with her hands. “I am aware of her presence, and that she dreams still. But it is like a shadow on a wall, rather than a window I can pass through.”

“Ah. Perhaps her brain has become damaged over time? It has been…how long now? More than a month?”

“Yes, much to my shame. We searched the rivers for days, and found nothing.” Luna rested her head on the balcony, sighing deeply. “Trixie repots no new developments in Ponyville, meaning she has not found her way back to the castle, either. Our leads into Twilight Sparkle’s whereabouts dwindle every day. I am starting to wonder if her recovery is at all realistic.” Her voice was low and quiet. She stared up at the darkened sky, not saying any more. Then she felt a hand on her shoulder.

“Yet we will continue to look.” Said Celestia, her horn glowing. They watched as Luna’s cream-white moon sank below the horizon, and in its place rose a golden sun.Light returned to Equestria, bathing the two sisters in the life-giving glow of the sun. “The night is darkest before the dawn. We both know this.”Luna straightened up, feeling resolve return to her body.

“You… yes. You are correct. As always, Tia.” she said, embracing her sister tightly. “I must rest. Dreamwalking will not serve me now; I must take more proactive measures.”

“In the meantime, I will do what I can to gather information.” said Celestia. “We may have to expand the reach of our search. While Twilight cannot travel far on her own power, it’s not impossible that she may have inadvertently been carried off by some creature.” Luna paused as she went to exit. Visions of Twilight’s brain being carried over a waterfall filled her own mind, and she shuddered. But what Celestia was saying did have a ring of truth about it, and might explain why their searches had all ended up in dead ends. She wondered how far a simple, helpless brain could travel…

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In the vast icy plains of the frozen north, lying near a set of train tracks, a single jar lay half buried in the snow. It had been dislodged from a box that had fallen out of a passing cargo train after an unexpected stoppage; some new hire had opened the sidedoor to get some fresh air at exactly the wrong time, and had apparently missed the single box that had fallen out.The contents were multi-coloured, like a liquid rainbow, thick and viscous looking. Most eyes would miss it entirely unless they were standing directly on top of it. If it had been actively snowing then no doubt it would have been buried entirely. As it was, the lid and some of the rainbow-filling were visible, poking out like a mole surveying the world above its home.

Inside this jar, Twilight Sparkle wondered why the subtle sensation of movement had stopped. She had by now gotten used to the feeling of being submerged in…whatever it was that she had been submerged in. Something warm that made her feel oddly energetic, which made Twilight consider that she was in something high in caffeine. Her mind had been racing for a while now, unable to focus on any one thought for more than a few minutes before she changed tracks. At the very least it was keeping her distracted from negative thoughts on her own situation for a while.

“I hope we get moving again soon!” she thought to herself, alone in the middle of a frozen field in the middle of nowhere. Her brain barely resembled a brain at all at this point after losing bits and pieces over the course of her journey. It twitched and jostled in the jar as her train of thought ran wild. “I wonder where I was going? Ooh, was I on a train? A boat! No, a train. Maybe I’m in Appleloosa. Yee-hah! Braeburn might find me! I might end up getting eaten by mistake though. I wonder what I taste like? I like pancakes. I wonder how Pinkie’s doing? I…”

Meanwhile, up above her, there was the sound of beating wings. Not the steady and graceful flap of birds, but the frantic buzzing of an insect…

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High above her, a swarm of black flying creatures appeared. They were passing overhead, and seemed not to notice anything amiss, when suddenly the a few black shapes detached themselves from the horde, and landed in the snow. Four changelings now stood in the snow, gathering next to the box that had been carrying a shipment of zap-apple jam, and which now lay on its side with the contents either broken or scattered. One of the changelings was quite a bit bigger than the others, and she paced around impatiently in the snow, looking around like a hound that had caught a particularly delicious scent.

“Where is she? I can practically smell her…” said Queen Chrysalis, as she squatted down on the snow and raked about some fallen jars. She was dressed in armor made for battle, all sleek black plates around her torso , arms and legs. The only unarmoured part of her was, of course, her crotch. The ancient art of Cock-Fu was, of course, known to a being as old and warlike as her. A large armoured dong was currently coiled on the snow like an extremely aggressive snake, as she squatted on the ground, looking around eagerly for the prize she had just unexpectedly sensed.

Chrysalis dug a steel-clad foot around, and it clattered into one half-buried jar of jam. She paused, moving closer to it and lifting it out of the snow with her bare hands; she was rather good at handling the cold on account of her chitin. The jar was swiftly relieved of its lid, which was thrown away like a terrible Frisbee. The changeling queen made a face as she stuck her hand into the jam, but then a look of curiosity overcame her, as those black fingers felt something very strange indeed. She grabbed it, digging her digits into the squishy object, and dragged it out. After wiping the jam off on a nearby changeling minion, she inspected it.

“A… brain.” She said, flatly, as she felt it to her face. “I believe. It’s hard to say… “ she shook it a few times. It was hard to believe that it was the brain of a still-living creature. But her sense for love never failed her, and she knew that spoiled, meddling princesses scent when she smelled it. It was known that alicorns were hard to kill. How the brain of Twilight Sparkle had ended up degraded and abandoned was something she could not know. But now that she had it…

She tapped the messy glob of neurons with her horn, concentrating. The organ glowed slightly as the changeling magic started to slowly repair it. The restoration was far from being complete; Twilight’s brain merely went from looking like some sort of poisonous fungus to looking like an actual brain, albeit one with a few more holes in it than normal. It was also still missing the brain-stem, a deliberate choice on the part of the changeling queen. She giggled as she held it up, nodding at her work.

“It’s a shame she can’t hear me like this, but no matter. I’ll fix that soon enough.” There was a green flash as Chrysalis used her shapeshifting powers in a rather more creative way than usual. Not only could she change into other beings, or inanimate objects if she had to, but the queen could even change her very shape, with certain limitations of course. She had once tried to replace her four limbs and her cock with massive blades.Talking about this in the hive was now strictly punished. In any case, her transformation here was somewhat less ambitious. The lanky, insidious looking woman looked mostly the same, except that the top of her head had been removed, and was apparently empty. Of course, her brain had merely been relocated somewhere else, to allow herself the opportunity to place Twilight Sparkle in her head. She did so, then paused… before laughing out loud.

“Aha! I knew it was you. Welcome, Twilight Sparkle.” Chrysalis grinned, her eyes trying to look up at the pony brain now resting in her skull cavity, clearly having some sort of mental conversation with her new captive. “Yes, yes, I’m sure this is all very confusing to you. I can’t say I understand why or how you ended up in my possession. But believe me when I say that you are.” As she spoke, she reached a hand up and waved it in front of her eyes. The she quickly jabbed a finger into the newly-healed lobes. Her minions looked on passively as their monarch laughed again. They had no idea what was going on, but she looked like she was having fun, so they all took the opportunity to have a big group Evil Laugh.

“Oh, that’s a good question.” Said Chrysalis, as this conversation continued. “I healed you just enough that you’d be able to function, but not enough that you’dbe able to, say, take control of my body. That just wouldn’t do. This way, I get to gloat to my hearts content, and you can watch as I conquer that pathetic “Empire” your darling brother and sister-in-law rule over!” She cackled, wings flittering as she prepared to take off again, the rest of her horde waiting in the sky. “After that, who knows. Maybe I’ll keep you around. Or maybe I’ll feed you to a bear. Oooh, or your family! I like that idea…”
The queen flew off, her minions right behind her .The only sign that there had ever been life there were the footprints left in the snow.

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The Crystal Empire was used to dealing with insidious threats, plots and surprise attacks. They were somewhat less prepared for Chrysalis to just fly directly at them with an army.

“Damnit, she’s brilliant!” said Shining, as he rushed to dress himself in his armor. “It’sthe last thing we could have expected.”

“Honey, I think we need to talk about our security after this.” replied Princess Cadance, as she prepared to step out onto the balcony, her pink dress flowing as the chill winds blew in through the open doors. Shining hastily put his helmet on and stood beside her.

“Where’s your armor?” asked the stallion, as he tried to get into his “inspiring leader of ponies”character. Cadance shrugged.

“I hate armor. Well, wearing it anyway. I’ll be fine.”

“What?! But-“

“Honey, I’m am alicorn, remember?” Cadance leaned in and gave her husband a quick peck on the lips. “Trust me.” She said. The two looked each other in the eyes, smiling warmly, and feeling the overwhelming power of love flood through their bodies. Then they stepped through the doors to the balcony. On the ground beneath, the assembled Empire Guard awaited instructions. The black swarm approached behind them. Cadance let Shining take the lead on the military side of things, as the dashing commander barked out strategies. The princess’s horn started to glow…

Meanwhile, high above, another princess had quite a different perspective on things. Twilight was still amazed to be experiencing any sort of perspective at all, having gone more than a month completely blind. Now she could see the beautiful Crystal Empire in all of its glory lying before her, as she zoomed towards it. While this would usually have been a joyful experience, she had quickly grasped her current predicament. She was staring out through the eyes of quite possibly her least favourite individual in the known universe, and said individual was about to launch a surprise assault on the Crystal Empire. She’d have a front row ticket to the carnage.

“I hope you’re paying attention, Princess Twilight Sparkle.” sneered the voice of Chrysalis herself. “Look well upon the faces of your friends and family, as I crush them!” There was sudden lurch as Chrysalis lead the first attack, dive-bombing downwards towards the ground, with her minions following. Before them, a squad of Crystal Guards were flying straight for them. In the city itself, beneath the central looming castle, were the non-pegasi guards, Shining front and centre. Cadence remained on the balcony overlooking the action, a surprisingly risky move… was she planning something? Just as she had that thought, Twilight saw something bright approaching at speed out the corner of “her” eyes. Chrysalis saw it too.

“What the-“

A countless barrage of what could only be described as pink magic missles slammed into the host of changelings from both flanks. Twilight could see a good number of the horde get knocked clean out of the sky. As the changelings looks around in confusion, the main forces of the guard smashed into the front. Chrysalis herself was knocked off balance, and Twilight’s field of vision went haywire as her host span around in mid-air. There was a furious series of hisses and clicks from the queen as she settled on the ground in front of the main Crystal Guards, who set themselves before her.

“Scoundrels! To use cowardly tactics like that…” she said, seething. “I’ll rip that goody-two shoes princess in half for this!”

“Using tactics is not cowardly. I thought you were meant to be an evil genius?” replied Twilight. “Did you just get rid of your brain entirely to fit me in here?”

“SILENCE!”

Green energy shot out from just above Twilight’s field of vision, as Chrysalis mounted her counter-attack, with smaller changelings swooping down to join the melee. Even with her forces depleted, there was no denying that the queen herself was a formidable opponent. The pony brain in her head mentally winced as she witnessed several brave guards fall out of the sky, and she hoped that they landed safely. Chrysalis thought with almost demonic fury, until eventually she cut a path through to the general of the guards.

“Shining!” thought Twi, caught between wanting her brother to win and fearing for his safety. Chrysalis cackled madly.

“Yes, Twilight Sparkle,behold as I show you my true power!”

“Uh, actually, I’m Shining Armor, her brother.” said Shining, who was understandably confused by this remark. “You know, the stallion you brainwashed that one time? Geez, don’t tell me you don’t even recognize me…” His complaint was cut short as Chrysalis’s weapon began to reveal itself. She continued to cackle as she grew erect, her black cock rising ominously, already drooling with anticipation from the tip.

“Ah, remember this, Shiney?” she asked, fluttering her eyelashes at the unicorn. “On our wedding night…”

“You do remember!” he said, smiling, before shaking his head and frowning. “I mean, you’ll never get away with this!” He fired a bolt of magic at her, which was easily dodged. Twilight metaphorically bit her lip. Shining was a wonderfully gifted defensive magic user, but Chrysalis was going to be using a form of attack rarely seen in Equestria these days. Would he know how to counter it? As she worried, Chrysalis attacked, lunging forward and swiping at her brother’s head. He ducked, but a nearby guard wasn’t so lucky. The sleek cockhead smashed his helmet off, and before he could recover, it had wormed its way inside his hear. Twilight could only watch with a mixture of horror and odd curiosity as the guard’s face went from hurt, to surprise, to fear, and then slack, as the changeling superweapon extracted his very brain from his head, gulping it down. Twilight couldn’t see it, but there was even a visible bulge as the unfortunate guard’s mind was swallowed up by that monstrous appendage.

“W-what was that?!” She thought, as the guard slumped over and began to droll onto his shiny armour next to Shining. “Princess Celestia and Princess Luna told me about Cock-Fu, but they never mentioned anything like that before!”

“Hmph! Typical. Those two have always been so uncreative.” Said Chysalis out loud as she sized up her opponent. The remaining combatants had formed a natural circle around them, changelings and crystal ponies caught up in their own battles, paying this importat duel little heed as they fought for their own well being. Shining Armor cautiously drew a blade, holding it with his magic.

“Ah, he must be going to disable Chyrsalis’s main weapon!” thought Twilight. Then she gasped. “Oh, no, don’t listen to that!”

“Too late!” said Chrysalis, not so much dodging Shining’s swing as simply sliding away. Twilight wanted to scream. How could she help like this?! There were a few more exchanges between the two, but it was obvious that Shining was being toyed with, Chrysalis appearing relaxed while the unicorn began to tire. Desperate, Shining launched his sword straight at his opponent’s face like a projectile, causing Twilight to flinch a little-she really would rather that Shining avoided attacking Chysalis’s head, for obvious reasons.

The changeling queen ducked out of the way of the strike, and saw that Shining was now charging towards her, hoping to catch her off guard. The black sack hanging freely outside of her armor gurgled for a second, and then a projectile of her own shot out of her cock. A rather damp brain sailed through the air and smacked Shining in the face with enough force that he practically did a somersault, landing on his hands and knees next to his sword.

“Leave him alone!” cried Twilight, silently, in her cranial prison, as her brother grabbed his weapon and tried to rise. But she could only watch as Chrsalis waggled her hips and knocked the blade straight out of his hands with contemptuous ease. Shining’s horn immediately lit up, but before he could let off a spell, that dreaded weaponized genital swung back round again and collided with this chest, knocking the wind right out of him and even leaving a dent in his breastplate. He landed on his back, wheezing, as Chrysalis stood over him. His helmet was whipped off with magic, thrown off into the crowd where, by complete accident, it bonked a crystal guard on the head. Twilight closed her eyes…then realized: “Hang on, I’ve closed my eyes!”

“Urgh,Sparkle! Stop that!” cried Chrysalis. There was a strange zapping sound as the changeling queen’s eyes struggled behind closed lids. When they opened again, all they seen was a brief pink flash where Shining had one been. Chrysalis whipped her head up to see the limp unicorn being lifted up, up, up towards a balcony, on which stood the other royal figure present for the battle. “Irritating little insects!”

“Wait, aren’t you all-“

“I dare you to complete that thought, Twilight Sparkle.”
“…Never mind, as you were. Hehe...heh..”

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Cadance tended to her wounded husband on the balcony. He looked up at her, raising a tired hand to her face.

“Cadance…did we…win?” he asked, in a quiet voice. Princess Cadance looked down at him, reaching her own fair hand down. The smacked him on the back of his head.

“Charging head first at the biggest threat to Equestrian freedom?! I thought you went to military school?!” She said, as Shining bit his lip and chuckled nervously. She carried him towards their bed, but no sooner had she laid him down than she sensed the newcomer who had just flown onto the balcony. She turned to greet her guest.

“Chrysalis. We meet again.” She said, serenely, her dress waving and shifting subtly. The dreaded changeling queen performed an exaggerated curtsy.

“I do apologise for showing up without warning like this.” she said, teeth gleaming. “But it’s been so long since I saw you,I just had to drop by.” Her snake-like cock pointed at the alicorn, who stood steadfast. Cadance’s horn glowed, and in an instant her dress had been removed, leaving her completely nude. Her member, which had previously been hiding unseen behind her silken dress, rose to the challenge. It was aimed right back at her aggressor as she placed herself between Chrysalis and her wounded husband.

“Time to put those lessons from Celestia to good use!” she said. Chrysalis just laughed.

“Oh, this is much, much better, when they actually put up a fight.” she said, before lunging forward. There was a very loud slapping sound as their two dicks smashed against each other, then again and again. Every attack by Chrysalis was blocked or parried by Cadance as they fought. Framed photographs were smashed, flower pots shattered; the destructive nature of Cock-Fu meant that the room was quickly torn apart.

The two giant cocks, now slightly bruised, collided and stayed locked together. Both combatants gritted their teeth, neither wanting to show any signs of weakness as they stared at each other, separated only by their own duelling dicks.

“I won’t let you win…” said Cadance, sweating slightly, her usually pristine mane slightly askew. Chrysalis was showing signs of fatigue for the first time that day.

“Celestia has taught you well.” Said the changeling, panting slightly. “But I know one thing she won’t have taught you.”

“Oh.. yeah?” replied Cadance. Then she princess yelped as she felt two strong hands gripping her shaft! She dared not move, lest she break her guard and open herself up for attack, but as Chrysalis began to work her hands up and down, she realised that she had to act soon, or soon her weapon would be flaccid and useless!

The situation looked dire. Cadance looked straight into Chrysalis eyes as the wicked queen slide those smooth hands up and down the alicorn’s dark-pink cock. Then, bizarrely, the began to slide to sides; one eye started to stare up to the right, while the other looked in the opposite direction, down to the left. For a second Cadance was treated to the sight of Queen Chrysalis leering at her while cross-eyed. Then she blinked.

“Urgh. Sparkle!” she said suddenly, letting go of her opponents cock so that she could slap herself on the forehead a few times to try and fix this issue. “Nrgh…”the cock deadlock was broken, and both of them fell backwards, Cadance clattering into a table and some chairs while Chyrsalis nearly rolled right out of the room and onto the balcony. The two mares took the time apart to get their breath back, slowly getting to their feet. When she looked over the balcony, Chrysalis could see that her forces were getting overwhelmed without her there to guide them. The attack at the start had proven to be more damaging than she had thought, both in terms of morale and number.

“Bah.” She said, shaking her head and making sure her eyes were working as intended once more. “Well, so much for conquering the Crystal Empire…”

“You’re giving up?” asked Cadance, genuinely surprised at Chrysalis’s comment. The proud queen stood up straight, but her head was bowed, and even her mighty dick seemed to sag a little.Behind her, the clanging and cries of battle were ringing out, although most of the former seemed to be coming from the changelings. Celestia’s sun was still high in the sky, and a long black shadow spilled out into the bedroom.

“I…”

There was a green flash, momentarily blinding Cadance. She felt something rush past her, and when she opened her eyes again, Chrysalis was standing with Shining, holding her cockhead to his ear. “I’ll just have to settle for good old fashioned revenge instead! Bahahaha-ooft!”She was interrupted mid-gloat by an elbow in the ribs from Shining. Chrysalis spent a few moments wrestling the still-exhausted stallion into submission, but by the time she had her penis in his ear again, Cadance had placed the tip of her own shaft inside Chrsyalis’s ear. The three ponies stood there, engaged in yet another standstill. Despite the weapon cocked and ready in her ear, Chrysalis seemed to find this situation amusing.

“Oh, no, please not that.” She said, in a mocking tone. “I would just hate if you were to fire off a shot and eject the brain in there…”

“Don’t toy with me, Chrysalis! Let him go or I’ll do so much worse than that!”

“Yeah, that. Do that, please.” Said Shining, who had been forced onto his knees, hands held behind his back with magic as she felt the weight of his enemy’s cock pressing against the side-entrance to his skull. Her balls rested on his shoulder, or rather, they enveloped it. Cadance couldn’t believe how calm she was-wasn’t she worried at all about the threat of the Ultimate Technique of Cock-Fu? Or did she just have nerves of steel? Well, she was in for a surprise. Cadance had her own spin on that move…

Both her and Cadance would occasionally stroke their own cocks, just enough to keep them in a ready-to-fire state, but not enough to provoke a retaliation. Just as things were getting unbearably tense, or at least tense for the two ponies in the room, the door opened, and a butler leaned his head in.

“Tea?”

This was the trigger that set off the inevitable. Chrysalis pressed her cockhead fully into Shining Armour’s head, and started to suck the poor organ down into her balls. Seeing this, Cadance let out a howl of fury and started to furiously jerk herself off. By the time her husband’s brain was halfway down Chrysalis’s shaft, she had begun to retaliate. Her royal balls churned, and she was soon shooting off a milky volley directly into the changeling’s skull. She looked down at her adversary, who gave her a sadistic grin even as her head was flooded with cum, defiant even now.

But that grin soon disappeared when she saw that Cadance’s horn was glowing. A nearby sock had been levitated, rolled up, and promptly stuffed in her ear. It was acting as a plug, preventing the usual outcome of the Ultimate Technique, which was meant to eject the brain of the opponent. Instead, Chrysalis could feel pressure mounting deep in her skull. She looked up at Cadance, who was still wearing an expression of fury, but now cold and focused in a way that managed to scare even Chrysalis. She tried to escape, and she did manage to pop her member out of Shining’s empty head; he slumped backwards onto the floor, eyes crossed. But Cadance held onto her shoulders with surprising strength, and suddenly it was too late.

“Aaah…Twil-“

The butler, who had politely stepped out of the room when he had determined that tea was not required at this moment, heard a very loud noise, like a cross between a balloon popping and an egg hitting a wall, followed by a splattering of something white an sticky all over the hallway outside the open door. He nimbly stepped over the mess and observed Princess Cadance standing over a prone Shining Armour and-

“Your Highness, your guest appears to be missing her head.” He observed. He noticed that there was rather a lot of the white sticky substance from before spattered around the room and even on his employer’s face. He also noticed both a spiky black horn embedded in the ceiling, and what looked rather like a brain lying in a puddle on the floor.“ Shall I begin to clean this up, Your Highness?”

“… Yes, Mannerly, that would be good of you. Is the battle outside won?”

“As of five minutes ago, Your Highness.”

“Good. Well then.” At this point, a couple of battered, yet victorious looking guards trotted into the room, one almost slipping in the mess that that been made only a minute or so ago. They saluted, then blushed when the registered that the Princess was completely and shameless naked in front of them. Their eyes turned to the side and spotted Shining’s lifeless body. Cadance stepped in quickly to reassure them. “Oh, he’ll be fine, but we need to get him out first.” She said. The bigger of the two guards looked at her inquisitively, and she thought about how best to explain this. She pointed at the prone Changeling queen. “He’s in there. Have a look inside and you’ll see what I mean.”

“….Your Highess?”

“Just do it, corporal, and quickly please. There will be others in there as well. Come fine me when you’re done.” She said. The guard seemed to hesitate, before he and his cohort awkwardly picked up the headless body and carried it away, the snakelike cock dragging along the floor and leaving a sticky trail as she disappeared from view. Mannerly had produced a bucket from somewhere and had magically levitated the soggy brain into it.

“Shall I… dispose of this, Your Highness?” he asked, rattling the bucket as he held it up. Cadance shook her head.

“No, no, I think we’ll be keeping Chrysalis for very long time, actually. I should ask Twilight if she knows how to communicate with brains? She seems like the sort who would know how to do something like that…”

“Oh, that reminds me, Princess, it’ Princess Celestia’s birthday this weekend, and she specifically requested the pleasure of you and your husband’s company.”

“Well, we have our own work to do here in the aftermath of the attack, but all going well, we can be there. It’s always nice to see them.” The pink alicorn clicked her fingers, smiling. “And Twilight will be there too, so that works out nicely! Oh, she’s going to enjoy what I have to tell her about Chrysalis…” She pointed at the brain in the bucket. “Now, take that down and put it somewhere safe for now.”

“Very well, Your Highness.” said Mannerly, bowing and backing out of the room. He carried the bucket down the hallway, the brain inside still covered in Cadance’s cum, stewing away in thoughts that no one could hear…

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The guards who had been tasked with extracting Shining's brain from its current prison looked at each other, swords drawn.

"So... how are we doing this, exactly? Just slice her sack open? Kinda gross."

"Yeah this is kinda gross. I guess I can....maybe shove my hand down her... no, that doesn't work either." They stood there, thinking it over for a while. Eventually, the bigger of the two crouched down,resigned to having to be the one to act. He went to put the tip of his sword to the middle of the scrotum. Then he dropped his sword,gasped, and fell on his read, crawling backwards.

"Ahhh!"

"What is it-oh, Celestia!"

A pair of green eyes had formed, one on each testicle, staring at them with clear glee. The headless body leapt up, and before they could act, each had been knocked out cold by the changeling's cock, two smack on the head leaving them senseless as they slumped over. Her hand reached up and felt around her slightly frayed neck stump. Good thing that she had stored her brain elsewhere on her body after all, she thought. Not to mentioned her other little back-up plan. Concentrating, her neck stump suddenly shifted into a mouth, and she spoke in a frazzled voice, like a mare in desperate need of a drink of water.

"We lost the battle, but we have a prize after all." she said, patting her balls as if talking to them. And in a way, she was. "The good prince himself. I've missed the change to bring that oh so wonderful body back, but we need to get a brain in that head of his before we leave-it would be suspicious otherwise. So..." she smiled at the unconscious guards, cock rising and springing into action. Two more pony brains were added to her collection-but this time, she gave as well as taking. Two lumps traveled down her cock and into the empty skulls of the guards. It wasn't the most practical of techniques for infiltrating pony society, as it required her being on the field, and if you do this sort of thing all day it really takes it out of you. But it was a good way of working around the new anti-changeling magic spells that were staring to pop up...

The "guards" blinked, and stood up. That solved that problem. But she wasn't done yet, the queen concentrating for a moment, making sure she had selected the right brain before groaning and depositing it into the waiting guard's hands. She would need a good, long rest after today.

"Now, go tell that pink doll of a princess that I managed to escape, but only after you successfully extracted Shining Armor fro me." she said, grinning. She looked down at the brain in their hands. "Have fun being a pretty prince, you~"

Author's Note

This chapter will not make much sense unless you've read the original Cock-Fu story, just saying! ~~Oh who am I kidding it doesn't make any sense anyway lol~~