The First Unicorn

Unexpected thoughts

Twilight wandered into town wondering what her friends thoughts were, but as she walked through the relatively crowded area, she was bombarded by thoughts of the other ponies! Some were nice; some were mean but for the most part, they were just annoying to Twilight. She ran to her tree house to try and escape the confusion. As she entered, she heard Spike.

Here she is. Miss gets on my ass for nothing! He was over by the shelves organizing them by alphabet.

“Spike!” Twilight said in a surprised voice. “What did you just say?”

Spike turned around and said “Huh? I didn’t say anything.”

Twilight was about to accuse him of lying, but then remembered she could read minds now.

Spike walked over to a desk and grabbed a letter while saying “Here. This is from Pinkie Pie. She wants your help making cupcakes.”

Twilight read it and told Spike she would be back soon. As she left, she heard him think Wow! She didn’t bitch at me!

Twilight, offended by Spike’s thoughts, wandered to the bakery to meet up with Pinkie Pie. As she entered, she heard her friend in the kitchen and decided to go see what she was doing. Pinkie had her back turned and was humming a nice tune, but as she hummed, she was also singing in her head.

Twilight will come over to help me bake. She doesn’t know it, but I’ll be watching her cute little flank!

“Uh, Pinkie?” Twilight asked, trying to snap her out of singing the suggestive song.

“Oh, Twilight, what’s up?” Pinkie asked with a wide grin. “I was hoping you would get my letter. Come on over and help me bake these cupcakes!”

Twilight, still thinking about the song that was just being sung in Pinkie’s head, helped her friend out. “Twilight?” Pinkie asked. “Could you get me that flour up there?”

The bag Pinkie needed was on top of a cabinet. Twilight used her magic to get it, but as it was coming down, she heard Pinkie’s voice.

Wow, her flank is really perky today!

Twilight almost lost focus of the bag as she heard this. She put it down on the counter and turned to Pinkie saying “Uh, I gotta go… I think I... left my sink running! Yea...”

As she left she heard Pinkie saying “Oh, okay Twilight. Comeback soon though.” She also heard Pinkie thinking Look at that plot! Left, right, shake it girl!

She hurried up and left the bakery. As she did, she thought to herself Well that was awkward beyond all reason! I would have never guessed Pinkie found me so… Attractive. As she was walking by the Carousel Boutique, she thought she would visit Rarity and see if she could help her design some dresses. As she entered, she saw Rarity fidgeting with fabrics.

“Hi Rarity, how goes the dress making?” Twilight asked trying to get her attention. As Rarity heard her, she turned around and said “Twilight, your just on time! I need a model for this dress. Would you be a dear by helping me?”

Twilight accepted and put on the dress. It was a stylish, red and white social attire with blue lacings. Rarity looked Twilight up and down as she posed for her. That’s when Twilight heard something she would never have consider Rarity to be thinking.

Twilight sure is making a suggestive pose… Almost as if she’s teasing me with her soft plot!

Twilight eyebrow rose as she heard Rarity's thoughts.

She’s always doing this to me. Teasing me with the way she strides on over… the way she poses… She always raises her flank so high to where I can see right through the dress and get a good view of... well, everything!

Twilight, now embarrassed, asked Rarity if they were done. Rarity magically slipped the dress off while saying “Yes, darling. We're through here, and I really appreciate your help.”

Twilight took off for the door with blushing cheeks.

Okay… So Pinkie and Rarity likes me… Great… Well, Applejack couldn’t possibly… Then again…

As she arrived at the Smith’s farm, she saw Applejack bucking some trees. She hesitated to say hello, and decided to listen in on her friend’s thoughts.

I gotta get all these apples down before sunset. Gonna be a good batch of them tonight. Hmm, I wonder what it’s like to be a stallion.

Twilight giggled at this. She, herself, thought of this as well when she was younger, but the thought had left her mind a while ago.

I wouldn't mind trying my hoof at plowing Twilight! She’s probably really loud in bed.

This made Twilight’s jaw drop instantly. Applejack wants to do something like that with me… As a stallion???

She quickly ran from the farm and headed towards the direction of Fluttershy’s cottage. After a minute of galloping, she slowed down and came to a brisk walk. The sun was about to start setting and she had to know if all her friends felt the same way about her. She didn’t know where Rainbow Dash was but soon enough, she would find her. As she neared the cottage, the cyan Pegasus glided down and landed in front of Twilight.

“Headed to Flutter’s I see.” Rainbow said. “I’m sorry for stopping you but I was wondering. Are you going back to the Everfree Forest again tonight?”

Twilight said yes, causing Rainbow to frowned. “You know.” She started. “That place is dangerous and if you don’t be careful, well… I’m just scared what might happen.”

Twilight smiled and claimed “You have nothing to fear. I’m safe, really. It’s nice of you to worry about me but I’ll be fine.”

Rainbow lowered her head and Twilight felt obligated to ensure her friend she wouldn’t be harmed. She came close and put her hooves around Rainbow Dash for a comforting hug.

She’s so soft… And she smells so good! Rainbow thought.

Twilight let go after she heard her friend mentally compliment her.

Awe, why’d you stop? I was enjoying that!

Twilight told her friend she needed to head off.

As she was walking away, she heard Rainbow’s thought’s say Look at that plot!

She showed up at Fluttershy’s cottage thinking to herself Jeez Louise! Everypony has a crush on me!

As she saw Fluttershy standing next to a tree staring out at a peaceful pond, she thought There’s no way Fluttershy could like me like that as well… right?

She walked up to the pink maned Pegasus and said “Hi Fluttershy. Nice day, isn’t it?”

Fluttershy turned her head to Twilight while she walked up to the right of her to stare at the pond.

“Oh, yes, it is. Nothing but clear skies so far.” Fluttershy said while smiling.

Twilight asked if she could join her friend and Fluttershy nodded to signify it was alright. As they sat there, Twilight eavesdropped on her friends thoughts.

Such a nice surprise to have Twilight come by… Maybe I should invite her to my house for something to eat… but… then again, it may not be such a good idea to do this. I don’t want her to find out about my true feelings for her just yet.

After hearing that, Twilight face hoofed herself in aggravation. Even Fluttershy likes me! This is the most awkward day of my life!

She bid Fluttershy goodbye while being creeped out by the fact that every single one of her friends except for Spike had a secret crush on her. She was flattered, but at the same time, baffled by how this could've happened. She proceeded to head for the Everfree Forest to possibly request the telepathic ability be removed by Dawning Light.