I’m Bear Grylls. I served with the British Special Forces, and I’ll show you what it takes to get out alive from some of the most dangerous places on Earth. Now, I’m in the Everfree forest, in the very Western province of Equestria, next to the Dragon Mountains, one of the most dragon-infested areas in the entire world. One wrong move, and I’ll end up sleeping in a cave with a family of dragons. One wrong step, and I’ll end up in the middle of a pack of Timberwolves. One wrong hop, and I’ll be swimming in a swamp with hydras. I’m going to confront one of the deadliest forests in the world. Will I have the survival skills to survive?

MAN VS WILD VS PONIES

Honestly, this was an idea that I shook around a bit before I went "Meh, might as well" I tried to add as much comedy as possible, because that's the only think that'll save this from the horrible writing ._. Yes, I admit it, I'm an awful author, I rely solely on the hope that people will laugh and show my story mercy :P Anyways, it doesn't matter, I write fanfics for fun, and I only post them so that anyone who finds them funny will also have fun, it's my only way to contribute to the community XD