Sometimes just regular clop isn't enough.
You need to get some variety in the stuff.
To that end, I'll do something different this time;
I'll write up some pony porn all in rhyme!

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The Mane Six have a day of fantastic fillyfooling fun. There will be six chapters, each from another pony's perspective. And it will all rhyme.
Ambitious? Perhaps.
Unnecessary? Without a doubt.
Fun? You bet your stripey plot!