Author's Note

Welp, another chapter done. Sorry for the long wait, my school work has me sooooo backed up. Also, from now on, any chaps with a (*) will be a chap with clop so be on the look out for that. But do not let me keep you any longer, now go and enjoy the show. (Thanks Zecora for tutoring me in rhyme.)

I did not have permission to die! *

(Luna POV.)

“I have decided that Fluttershy will be the one to help Danny.” I say to the group. I held up a hoof to stop them from speaking. “I chose Fluttershy because right now I think Dan needs a bit of kindness that only a pony such as Fluttershy can give.”

“Well Ah can't argue there, Fluttershy is one of the kindest ponies I know.” Applejack agreed.

“Yeah, if anypony can cheer Dan up, its Fluttershy.” Rainbow Dash added. I nodded and looked to Fluttershy.

“Well Fluttershy? Do you think you can check on Dan? You do not have to do it if you still feel uncomfortable around him.”

“N- No, Danny needs somepony there for him. I- I'll go, I just hope he won't get mad at me for disturbing him.” Fluttershy said timidly. She flapped her wings and flew off to find Danny.

(Fluttershy POV.)

As I flew over the tall hedges that made up the maze I wondered why Danny was crying and why he ran past all of us without even as saying a cheery hello. ‘Maybe he's homesick?’ I quickly pushed that one away as I remembered Danny’s father. ‘No, that can't be it.’ Then I remembered what Spike said. ‘‘He said something about him hurting ponies without wanting or meaning to. ‘Physically or Emotionally.’ ’ Maybe that was it, he thought that he had somehow hurt us.’

My mind drifted back to Nightmare Moon but what confused me was how Luna was there as well. ‘Maybe that's why Dan is crying. He thought he had hurt some of us by accidently bringing back Nightmare Moon. I was snapped out of my thoughts when I heard Danny crying. I looked around and saw him lying on a bench with his front toward me. I softly landed and saw the dampness on the ground near where his head was laying.

I knew I had to be careful with how I approached him. I slowly stepped towards him, making sure to make as little noise as possible but he somehow heard me. “Please, just stay away, I don't want to ruin your friendship. All I do is cause problems without wanting to. So just please, stay away, let me rot here and you can remove my corps later.”

That was it, no matter if it didn't work on him I had to. I used The Stare when I turned him to look at me. He looked shocked to find that I was the one to come to him but before he could do anything I told him in my strictest and loudest voice yet. “Danny, No. No matter what you do or how things go we will always be your friend. Don't you ever say that you hurt us. Don't you ever say that.” I stopped using The Stare and gave him a nuzzle as I said comfortingly. “We all want you here Danny. We wouldn't have asked you to come here if we didn't. You may have had a bad life where not a lot of ponies liked you but here, we all want you here.

“Especially Luna. I may not be Cadence but I can tell that she has feeling for you. Please don't just give up. Please.” I finished with a tight hug. He slowly moved his free arm and being me closer to him. He made sure to have a firm grip but to also be gentle and tender. I brung up my wings to wrap around as much as I could of him. It wasn't too much but I felt my wingtips barely touch each other.

He cried into my shoulder as he held me close. “Please, I don't want be alone, never again, please.” He pleaded as he sobbed.

“Of course Dan. Of course.” I don't know how long it took but he finally stopped crying and sat us up so I was on his lap. I blushed a bit at the odd position but didn't move to get off. He was so warm and soft and but his abs were still hard. I soon remembered that he was half naked.

I blushed furiously as I tried to at least scoot away. He noted my discomfort and let go of the hug. “Th- thanks.” We both said at the same time. “For what?” Again, we both said it at the same time. We giggled a little at that. “You go first.” Dan said politely.

“I- I was thanking you for letting me go when you saw that I was uncomfortable.”

“Well of course, anyone would have done it. I was thanking you for helping me. You know, not a lot of people back where I'm from would do what you did. You may not realize it Fluttershy, but your very brave. And if anyone says otherwise, ignore them, if they don't want to know the real pony you are, then they can go find a pack of Timberwolves and get mauled by it.”

While I didn't like that last part, I did blush when he said all those other things. “Yo- You think I'm brave?”

“Of course you are! Just look back at all the things you've done!” I've never really thought about it but as I thought more and more, he was right. Even when my shyness or my nervousness came up, I would push through it to help my friends. Manticore, Dragon, Cockatrice, I was scared but pushed through to help my friends. I looked up at Dan’s dark chocolate brown orbs that were his eyes.

I felt myself blush a little as I got lost in his warm and mirthful eyes. The held a great happiness but also a great sorrow. It was well hidden but I caught it. He was sad, no that's not the right word, depressed? I don't know but whatever it was held such pain that it almost made me cry. ‘Why does he hide all this pain? Why is he so afraid?’ Are the questions that went through my mind as I gazed into his soul.

I was snapped out of my trance as I heard him awkwardly cough. “Well, umm, we should get back to the others. Don't want them to worry, ya know.”Danny said getting up and walking back into the maze. I flew up and guided him to the exit by telling him where to go. Soon, he was out of the maze and was brought into a hug by Luna and Nightmare Moon. Everypony else joined soon after, even me.

I don't know how long we stayed like that but I didn't care at the moment, Dan needed us. He was alone for so long. He never needed to be alone again. All of us would make sure of that.

(Dan POV.)

As I was hugged by all my new friends, I knew that with them, I wouldn't be alone again. Sure I was the only human around but I didn't care. These ponies are sentient, sapient, and are so freaking cute! Not to mention warm and their fur is so soft. Other than being equine in shape, their practically humans. Nicer and cuter equine humans.

If I have to have a marefriend now or in the future then I'm totally fine with it. Heck, I would have been fine with even Chrysalis as a Marefriend. Though, I would have to make her have some peace relations with the ponies. Which would have been no easy task as this is the point in time, after Starlight foiled her second plan.

Still, makes me wonder if a herd would be fine here. There are plenty of Equestrias out there and some don't approve of herding. Makes me glad I'm not a displaced, I could not handle all that crazy shit. Too many displaced Equestrias and keeping track of each one's rules and which one has a displaced or not would hurt my head.

As we separated from the hug I looked at my arm and noticed it didn't hurt throughout the entire hug. In fact, it stopped hurting a while ago. I take off the sling, much to the surprise to everyone that was present. My arm was completely healed. It was like it was never broken in the first place. “Huh, seems like I have a dulled version of Deadpool’s healing factor. This will be helpful in the far/near future… I think.”

Surprisingly, Moony was the first one to come to me. She lights up her horn and scanned my body. “Though I have no idea who this ‘Deadpool’ pony is, what you think is false, it appears that the passive magic in the air has changed you so you not only heal faster, but you may learn to use magic after a while. Perhaps I could teach you some offensive spells. This stallion here could teach you defensive magic and Twilight could teach you other types of magic like levitation or teleportation.”

Twilight looked like she was thinking of all the ways she could teach/do experiments on, me. Shining was shocked along with everypony else but then looked like he was making a training regimen for me in his mind. Me? I was wondering what color my magic would be. Yes, I just discovered I could learn magic and I'm wondering what color it would be. Sue me.

“What color do you think it will be? I kinda want it to be a dark purple. Now that would be badass. Hands glowing all mystic like and dark purple. That gives me an idea for my Halloween costume. Probably some kind of mage assassin. Make knives and stuff out of magic, Cast some sleeping spells. Yeah that would be freaking awesome.”

Now they were staring at me in bewilderment. “You discover you can use magic and all you can think about is a costume and what color your magic is!? I swear your ridiculous.” Starlight bewildered by my reaction. I laughed and soon enough they were laughing along side me. “Wh- Why are we laughing!?” Starlight asked trying to talk, breath, and laugh at the same time.

“I don't know why you guys are laughing but I'm just laughing at the absurdity of the situation. In a few days, I am portaled into Equestria, becomes Flurry’s best friend, BlueBlood brakes my arm, I then beat the hell out of BlueBlood, I somehow separate Luna and Nightmare Moon, and figure out I have magic potential. I'm not sure if this is the same for you guys but these have been the best days of the life I've lived so far.” I said joyfully.

And these have been the best days. Not only am I in Equestria, Luna may have the hots for me! That's recently a win in my book. I reeeaally hope that this Equestria allows herds. But I'm gonna have to figure that out on my own time. ‘If Twilight finds out I'm doomed, DOOMED I SAY!’

“Well Pinkie, it looks like you have some competition in the oddness department.” Rainbow joked. Pinkie didn't take it that way. She glared at me and tried doing the ‘I'm watching you.’ sign with her hoof. I laughed and said.

“Trust me, trying to beat Pinkie at being random is impossible, if anything she should worry about Discord taking her spotlight in that department. He's the only one that could possibly match her.”

“Finally! Somepony sees that I'm possibly more random than Pinkie!” Said Discord as he appeared in a cloud of Pink Smoke… Was he wearing a tie-dye ninja outfit? Like I said, Random.

“Oh no you don't! I'm the most random one here! And I always will be! You better watch you back Discord, cause I may just be there.” Pinkie said glaring at Discord.

“We shall see young Pinkie, we shall see.” Discord grabbed a small ball off his ninja outfit and threw it on the ground causing a smoke cloud and making us cough. When it was gone, a Pony Garden Nome was in his place. I picked it up and looked underneath it. A tiny Discord was inside, still in his ninja outfit. I smirked and yelled.

“Nightmare… Blast it!” I threw the Nome up as high as I could and Nightmare blasted it with her magic. I held out my hand and the Tiny Discord landed in it. Though he was covered with black streaks. “And, viola. A tiny smokey Discord.” Some of them laughed while Fluttershy checked to see if Discord was okay.

“Hahahahaha! Oh Celestia, that was hilarious! Hahahaha!” Rainbow laughed. Applejack was chuckling, Twilight was giggling (‘So Cute!’), Starlight was laughing but not as hard as Rainbow, Rarity was trying to hold in her laughter but was hard pressed to do so, Tempest was giggling alongside Twilight (‘Again, So Cute! Actually Tempest has a really nice laugh. Will have to make sure to have her laugh more often.’), Celestia and Luna was giggling behind a hoof, Shining had a smirk on his face, and Cadence was giggling behind her hoof as well. ‘Wait a minute.’

“Where's Flurry Heart?” We all froze. Next thing I knew Shining and Cadence disappeared with a teleport. “Well shieeeet. This is gonna end badly.” I said to no one in particular. I walked forward and said. “We better go help them, who knows what Flurry can do if she isn't under a watchful eye. Let's all hope that she was just asleep this whole time.”

I walked a bit until I found Cadence's and Shining’s room. Inside was pure chaos. Unused diapers everywhere. A wailing Flurry. I've seen enough. At the top of my lungs I yelled. “FLURRY HEART!” This caught Flurry’s attention and when she saw me a massive grin grew on her face and she rocketed out of Cadence's forelegs and into my chest. ‘Oh sHIT.’ I groaned in pain and gripped my chest.

Flurry looked happy but saw that I was in a lot of pain and she became worried. “B- Bar.” I tried to say but I had yet to regain my breath that Flurry had knocked out. “B- bar in my chest.” I wheezed out. Immediately, Luna took action. I was picked up in her magic and she cast a scan over me.

“Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, NO! Everypony, we need to get him to the infirmary, NOW!” I heard a snap from Discord and a saw a flash of white. I was set down on a bed and Luna ripped my shirt off. “Tia, get the doctors, We need to put him under for a while until we remove or reset the bar.”

“Luna, what's going on!? What's wrong with Dan!?” Exclaimed Discord. Fluttershy took him off to the side and retold them what I said a few days ago. Once finished, Discord was freaking out. “I can't just magic it out of him! It might do more bad than good! I don't know the original position of it so I can't move it back! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.”

By that time, the docs have gave me a pain killer and put an IV into my arm with a sleepy drug. I was under in seconds.

Nothing, I feel like nothing. And dark, very dark with no light. No hope. ‘Heh, probably dead now. Sad thing that is, I wanted to have some more fun. Poor Flurry, I kinda wanted to be her godfather. Maybe even take a pony out on a date. Tempest? Hell yeah, she doesn't get enough love even though she's beautiful and awesome. Applejack? I love her southern twang and she has beautiful eyes. I wouldn't mind dating her. Luna and Celestia? A lonely Moon and Sun goddess with amazing hair and beautiful eyes. Might cause some problems for them but I would still lay my life on the line for them. NMM? Would that be the same as dating Luna? Still, I would date her. Heh, my last thoughts are the ponies I wanted to date and yet I'm dead. Oh hello white light. What are you? Sorry but I want to live and if TV shows are to be believed, them you are my one way ticket to heaven or hell. That or your the next life and the light is the life of something coming out of a womb. Yeah, nope. I rather not have to go to square one. So screw you, I'm not going anywhere… What's that weird feeling? It feels like when a part of my body falls asleep but it's all over. ow, ow, oW, OW, OW, OH SWEET CELESTIA THAT HURTS! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu………….”

I gasped as I felt air return to my body. It was not pleasant, at all. My everything felt like it was fire. I was surrounded in a vortex of colors. Multiple blues, a goldish yellow, purple. It was seizure inducing. It slowly dissipated until all I could see was multiple ponies. Though, something was off. I lifted my hand to my left eye but I never saw my hand. I moved my hand farther away and sure enough, I was blind in my left eye.

“Dan, are you alright?” Luna asked worried. I shook my head. She was on me in a second and looking me all over. I was still trying to process what happened.

“I'm blind. I'm half blind.” I said with a blank tone and face. Luna got in my face and was looking into my eyes. She looked into my right then my left. She gasped when she saw it.

“Oh Dan, I'm so sorry. But at least your still alive, right?” Luna said trying to look on the bright side. I just nodded. Rainbow came up and said.

“Uh, I think he's broken. I think he might need to lie down for a bit.” Luna nodded and teleported all of us to her room. She lay me down on the bed but I haven't even blinked or moved my hand away from my face. I felt Luna teleport my clothes off and put me in my PJs. I didn't care if they saw my junk. “I Died” I whispered to myself.

Luna was by side and asked if I could say that again. “I… Died. I Died.” I said like a broken record. I started to shiver as I remembered the cold blackness.

(Luna POV.)

I was worried about Dan's mental well being. He hadn't moved since he moved his hand in front of his face. I don't think he has even blinked. He started to shake while still mumbling the same thing over and over. This must have traumatized him. To die then be brought back to life. I have experienced a lot but to be resurrected is not one of them.

I got on the bed and hugged Dan an placed his head in my chest. Nightmare did the same but made it so her head nuzzle under his neck. Others joined to try and comfort him. He needed to know that we would be there for him whenever. Slowly, he went to sleep. None of us moved as we heard his soft breaths. I entered his dream and cast a spell to ensure that he was in a deep and nightmare less sleep. In his dream he was surrounded by all of us.

It was just like before he went to sleep. But this time he was sitting down and more ponies were with him. Celestia was behind him and his back was pressed against her barrel. Me and Nightmare were on his sides. Applejack was in his lap. Twilight was hugging his chest. I could recall a few faces from my time in Ponyville but I couldn't remember their names.

One was a mint green mare with a lyre as her cutie mark. Another was what looked like if Shining Armor was a female and had a music note was a cutie mark. I think I even saw Zecora somewhere. He knew so many ponies that didn't even know him. He knew all of our names and we never even said our names. He knew of our world before he was even brought here.

Yet we knew practically nothing of his world. He seemed so carefree, So joyous, So young. He was still so young and to have so much happen to him in such a short time. It was heartbreaking. Yet he took it in stride. He didn't care. Until now. Being on the verge of death is something that one doesn't easily forget. Dying and being brought back from the void. I can't imagine what that would do to me. And I am thousands of years old! To have done to somepony like Dan.

Maybe… Maybe it would be best if he forgets. Willingly or unwillingly. He should not have to remember such a traumatizing experience. But the least I could do was ask. I would still make him forget while he was asleep later on if he said no. I exited the dream and lovingly nuzzled Dan. I didn't even notice that the moon has risen and everypony had fallen asleep on my bed. I yawned and went to sleep.

I woke up to see Danny still sleeping peacefully with all of us on top of him. The sun has been risen but it seems my sister has gone back to sleep though. I looked for her in the pony pile and she had her head right on his lap. Tempest Shadow had fallen asleep on his chest with her muzzle in his neck. Even I had to admit, he did smell good so I could see why they wanted to smell him as well.

Twilight had fallen asleep wrapped around his arm and Pinkie around his other. Applejack and Fluttershy had wrapped up around his left leg and Rainbow Dash and Rarity had done the same on his right. Flurry had fallen asleep right next to his head. Cadence and Shining Armor were nowhere to be seen though. ‘Must have seen this as a break to ‘have some fun’ as they would call it.’ My cheeks reddened a bit at that thought.

I nuzzled the top of Dan's head a little more. It was a little awkward that some of my friends were pressed against my under belly but for Dan it was worth it. He hasn't been here for even 3 days and he was willing to fight someone to defend a friend. Though what he did to Blue blood was a tinybit overkill… Okay scratch that, I wanted to remove his horn and kick him from the royal family for a while.

Though he wasn't removed from the royal family, he will be forced to work and live outside the castle from now on. ‘That's good enough I guess. One and a half out of two is good enough for me.’ I slowly retracted myself from the pony pile and I quietly make my way to my bathroom. I turned on the water with my magic and added some soap to the warm water. The water quickly became very bubbly. I got in and proceeded to take my bath.

(Dan POV.)

I woke up to weight all around my body. My pony friends had covered me in a blanket of themselves. It was very soft and very warm. But as my luck would have it, I needed to use the toilet, and soon.

I don't know how but I somehow got out of the pile without waking any of them up. I made my way to what I assumed to be a bathroom and opened the door. I ignored the running water and the surprised Luna and made my way to the… What the hell is that? A pony toilet? Weird shape, oh well, I can make do. I pull down my pants and boxers just enough to enable me to piss without showing off my butt.

I quickly relieved myself and pulled my pants back up. I sniffed myself and I smelled nasty. I looked behind me to see a bubble bath already prepared. “Well ain't that convenient.” I said to myself stripping off my clothes. I climbed into the bath and sat down in the water. The bath was reasonably deep and the water came up to my lower chest while the bubbles reached my neck. I sighed as I felt my body relax. I closed my eyes and let my mind go back a little.

(Warning: Minor Clop ahead.)

(You have been warned.)

‘Something's not right here.’ I thought as there was a massive blank in my head. I know I was tackled by Flurry but then that was it. ‘Maybe I was knocked out again? Meh, that's the best I got.’ I felt something brush against the bottom of my foot. I opened my eyes to see a dark blue figure in the bath with me. ‘Hold up, dark, blue!? Oh shit!’ I nearly jump out of the bath when I figured out who I was sharing a bath with.

“Oh my, Luna I am so sorry! Ididn'tmeantocomeinherewhileyouwerebathing! IhadtousethetoiletandIdidn'tseethatyouweretakingabath!” I yell out as I felt my face flush with embarrassment. I crossed my legs so she couldn't see my manhood. I felt sooo embarrassed. The last time I walked in on someone bathing was when I was nine and I walked in on my mom. Luckily I barely saw anything.

I was about to get out of the bath when I felt Luna's magic take hold of me. She moved me back to where I was and sat me down. “Its alright Dan. It was a simple mistake. Though may I ask a favor of you?” ‘Right, forgot ponies were a lot more open minded when it came to bathing. Not sure their hooves can reach all the way on their back.’

I nodded with my face still red. She *squeed* in happiness and teleported me a bottle of fur shampoo. I opened the bottle and lathered my hands with it. Once I made sure that it was sudsy. I ran my fingers down in the center of her back and between her wings which went rigid when my hand got between her wing joints. I scratched up and down her back while making sure her fur had a good amount of shampoo.

I moved from her back to her sides and slowed down my hands as I was nearing her stomach and I did not want to tickle her right now. Maybe later, but not right now. After making sure that was all soapy, I moved to her back legs. I began to scrub around her cutie mark as I didn't know if it was a… Pleasure zone as some fics I've read have had it.

A few minutes later and her whole body was sudsy and Luna looked like she was in heaven. I rinsed her off and she tried to float over another bottle. It was for her mane and tail. I popped the bottle open and began to repeat the process of getting the shampoo sudsy again. I moved my hands to her scalp and raked my hands through her wet mane. I did it until all of her mane was covered in suds.

I repeated with her tail and the whole time Luna let out happy horse nickers and whinnies. I spotted one last bottle and it looked like it was some kind of soap for her wings. I grabbed it, popped it open, and made it sudsy again. I gently grabbed the base of her wing and began to rub the soap on the wing. They somehow became more rigid then before and Luna let out a loud moan. “Mmm yes! Do that again!” She moaned at me.

Not wanting to get her angry at me, I proceeded to rub both wings with one hand each. She moaned even loader and her breathing became shorter and faster. ‘Oh Celestia, 1. That is so hot. 2. I'm practically giving Luna a hand job to her wings!’ The mix of Luna's moans and warm water did not help my growing erection. Luna moved me till I was back on my ass and she plopped herself right between my legs.

Wouldn't have been a problem if her tail was now rapidly wagging back and forth in the water and was brushing against my D. It felt amazing. Like thousands of electric jolts were going up my spine. Luna moved me till I was sitting on the edge of the bath and then continued to give me a blowjob. It felt like nothing I felt before. I grabbed her ass and began grouping it. She moaned into my cock when I did.

I moved my hands till I found her privates. I plunged my fingers into her slit and my other hand found her clit. I gripped it between two fingers and started rubbing. She stopped giving me a blowjob to let out a shriek of pleasure. Not to be outdone, Luna went to town with my dick in her muzzle. I grunted in pleasure as she licked, sucked, and deepthroated me.

I plunged my fingers deeper into her slit and I started rubbing her clit in circles with my palm. She moaned around my dick and I almost blew my load. Through sheer will, I saw that her horn was in range of my mouth. It was sparking a blue liquid that was similar to magic. I moved my head to lick the liquid. It was blueberry, her magic tasted like blueberry. And then I felt Luna cum from pleasure overload.

Her moaning, licking, sucking, and deepthroating became too much and I grunted. “L- Luna, I- I'm cumming!” She must have somehow registered my response and bobbed her head all the faster. My head was in her throat so my semen went straight to her stomach. She choked on my cum but never let any escape. I came for over a minute before the stream even slowed. Several minutes before I stopped.

We collapsed into the bath and lay there panting. Luna looked to me and opened her mouth to show that she still had some of my semen in their. She moved her tongue around in the small pool before closing her mouth and swallowing.

“Are you… Sure this is... your first time?” I asked Luna. She blushed and said.

“I may... or may not... have stallions... pleasure me... but there was... never any... penatration… to my pussy or ass.” Luna said looking away, trying to hide her blush and shame.

“Do you… Think the others… Heard us?” I asked Luna worried that somepony heard us.

(Clop end.)

“No, I don't think so. This room has a built in soundproofing spell on it. Nopony heard a thing. So, did you enjoy that as much as I did?” Luna asked with a saucy look.

I nodded and said. “Yeah, but we might need to take a shower to clean ourselves off with a shower.” She nodded and with a flick of her horn and magic, the tub stopper was pulled out. “Also will this stay between me and you?” She nodded again but with a blush. “Also this does not mean you are my marefriend… But I will consider it.” She seemed disappointed but nodded nonetheless.

Once the bathtub was emptied she turned on the shower head and we rinsed the… Other fluids off. We both got out of the shower and Luna cast a spell to dry our bodies off. We exited the bathroom but to see the sight of multiple panicking ponies. We stood there for about 30 seconds before decided to break the silence. (Activate Demoman accent.) “What's all this now?” (Deactivate Demoman accent.)

They whipped their heads at me and before I could even blink. I was hug tackled by the entire group except for Luna. The sudden weight and speed on me caused me to fall on my back and my head to roughly hit the floor. But this time I stayed awake. Bad side is that now my head hurts… A lot. “Ow! Ow, ow ow! Get off me guys!” They realized my head was hurting and they got off of me.

I sat up and rubbed the back of my head. It stung a little but no blood. “What the heck is wrong with you guys!? It's not like you'll never see me again.” That must have been the wrong thing to say as Rainbow now stared at me with a glare.

“We almost did! What, do you not remember yesterday!?” She yelled at me with tears brimming her eyes. Okay Rainbow plus crying means something happened. Something really bad happened.

“Wow wow, slow down. Now, please tell me what happened after Flurry flew into me. Cause after that I don't remember anything.” I say truthfully. They looked at me in shock before huddling up and began whispering so I couldn't hear. After awhile they unhuddled and said with fake smiles.

“Uh, after Flurry ran into you, she uh…” Twilight started.

“Accidently knocked you out!” Blurted Starlight then reverted back to her nervous smile with a few nervous chuckles. I sat there for a second and then said.

“Meh, that's what I guessed. But what about what Dash said? From the sounds from her, she made it sound like I was on the verge of death… Unless she's just being over reactive. But this is Dash we're talking about, not Rarity, no offense.”

“None taken darling.”

“That or Rainbow cares that much about me.” I said in a teasing tone. Rainbow blushed and stammered but couldn't say anything. I chuckled a little at her expense. She always cute when she blushes… Well so does every other female pony.

I got up and dusted myself off. “Well I'm hungry. How about any of you?” I ask walking to the door.

“I would love to but I need to make myself look presentable.” Celestia said. The others said the same thing.

“Alright then, come on Luna, maybe I can make my egg breakfast this time.” She perked up and followed me with a bounce in her step. The others rushed or teleported to their rooms as I know they want some of my egg breakfast as well. I followed Luna to the kitchen where it was luckily empty.

I predicted that the others would want eggs as well so I pulled out from an ice box, four dozen eggs. I took out some milk and cheese as well. I looked through the cabinets for two frying pans and some olive oil. Once I had everything, I placed the pans on two burners which I had Luna turn them to medium heat. She got me a big bowl and a cheese grater. I expertly cracked all four dozen eggs without any of the shells falling into the bowl. I shredded the cheese block a little and then I told Luna.

“This is my secret to making my eggs more fluffy.” I poured some milk into the bowl and grabbed a whisk to start whisking the eggs. I handed the bowl to Luna and had her whisk the eggs while I found two spatulas and poured a small bit of olive oil into the frying pans. They started to sizzle and I shifted the frying pan to cover the entire pan in olive oil. Luna handed me the bowl and I poured some of the eggs into the frying pan. I did the same with the other and then put the bowl on the counter.

I gave a spatula to Luna and told her to watch me and follow my example. I started pushing the eggs around and chopping them. Luna followed my example. I asked her to get some plates ready and she floated out 16 plates. I placed an even amount of eggs on each plate. I repeated the process until the bowl was empty. I got the cheese block again and evenly sliced the cheese into 1/10th of a centimeter.

I placed two pieces of the sliced cheese on each plate. I put all the food away and Luna put the dishes in the sink. I grabbed some forks and my plate while Luna floated the other 15 plates behind her. We entered the dining room to see everypony practically drooling. Luna placed a plate down while I placed down a fork. A waiter came around and asked what we wanted to drink. Most of them got water while I asked for apple juice.

Once we all had a drink I said. “Well everypony, dig in!” I immediately began to chow down on my eggs and somehow they were better then ever before. Celestia and Luna were eating at a surprising speed. Cadence and Shining Armor looked like they were in heaven. Discord was putting his plate and eggs into a blender and then drinking it with a straw.

Flurry had the biggest smile on her face as she ate her eggs. Everypony else where like they were in nirvana. When Discord finished drinking his eggs he said. “My boy these are the best eggs I've ever had!” When the others finished they said something around the same.

“Thanks everyone. But these are just some eggs. Nothing that special.” I said modestly. “So what are we gonna do today? I don't know about any of you but I want to go out and explore the city.” I said taking everypony's dishes into the kitchen. When I came back they said that they would be happy to join me on a stroll. Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, the Mane 6, Tempest and Flurry had stuff to do at the castle and when I asked they said it was a surprise. Discord said he had to go feed the animals at Fluttershy’s cottage. So it was just me, Starlight, and Spike.

I was pretty sure the others were just getting a surprise party ready for me. Once we hit the streets ponies were already staring at me in disgust (Mainly the stallions) while others were fascinated (Mainly the mares). Spike said he knew a place that sold the best doughnuts in Equestria. I knew it was Doughnut Joes but I went along with it. While we were walking I heard a muffled scream. It was a mares scream, and it was one of fear.

I scanned my surroundings for the source of the scream. Starlight and Spike looked confused as to why I stopped walking. I saw a bit of white and a stallion look back and forth before going into an ally that the bit of white dissapeared into. I told Spike and Starlight to go get some guards and they did so. I went to the ally and looked around a corner to see three stallions surrounding Fleur De Lis.

And one of them was about to mount her. I ran into the ally yelling. “Stop right there criminal scum!” ‘Always wanted to say that.’ They looked at me furiously and the one that was about to mount Fleur tied her up to a pole. They slowly advanced toward me while drawling knives from somewhere. They were all Earth ponies so I didn't have to worry about magic or flight but this also ment that they were a lot stronger than me. One of them slashed at me and I dodged. I ran alongside a wall then I ran across the wall till I was over a stallion. I jumped off the wall and kick stomped the stallion, knocking him out cold.

I took the knife from his mouth and threw it at a stallion sucessfully hitting his leg and making him drop his knife. While I ran at the stallion the other one slashed at my arm. It wasn't close enough to go very deep but I did get a shallow cut that went from my hand to my elbow. I grabbed the knife from the ground and I ripped the knife out of the leg.

I held both of them in my hands and I stabbed the stallion in his flank. I turned to the last stallion who was unhurt and was the one who was about to mount Fleur. I ran at him and he tried to slash at me but I jumped over him and quickly turned to plung my knifes in his cutie marks. I ripped them out then stabbed his for legs. He collapsed because his limbs were now useless.

I ran to Fleur and slid on my knees. “Hey are you okay?” I asked while I took off her gag.

“Yes, thanks to you. But who are you?” She asked me.

“My name is Danny Thorn, what's yours?” I asked while I took off the magic inhibitor ring off her horn.

“Fleur De Lis. Thank you for saving me from those stallions.”

“Heh, that's just the kinda guy I am. So why did those stallions come after a beautiful mare like yourself. Surely it wasn't just to rape you.” I said making her sigh.

“They wanted to make it seem like I was a whorse that would sleep with any stallion, they wanted to Blackmail me. Probably till I was poor or I was just there…” She began to cry. I picked her up in a hug.

“Shh, Shh, it’s alright. That's not gonna happen.” I said soothingly stroking her mane and running my hand down her back. I wrapped her in my jacket and laid her head on my chest. I stood up and walked out of the ally where I found all my friends and guards frantically searching the street for me. When Spike spotted me and Fleur he told the others and they ran up to me asking me what happened.

I told them about the stallions and how they were not only gonna rape her but also blackmail her. Celestia told the guards to arrest the stallions while I walked to the castle with everyone else. Fleur had calmed down and now was just resting her head on my chest. She was blushing a little as she probably felt my abbs and chest muscles. When we got to the castle I found an empty bedroom and set Fleur in bed.

I sat beside the bed and I said I would be here till she fell asleep. I ran my hand down her silky long mane and her smooth silky back and side. I sometimes moved to scratch behind her ears. She would coo in bliss and slowly she fell asleep, most likely the combination of my petting her and emotional exhaustion.

I smiled at how cute she was when asleep. I kept petting her as I was lost in the peaceful motion. Eventually my stomach told me it was lunch time. I stopped petting Fleur and stood up from the chair. I walked to the door way and looked both ways for a maid or guard. Luck was on my side as a maid was coming down the hall toward the room I was in. I waved her down and she came over.

“Excuse me, but could you get me and the pony in here some food to eat. I'm not that picky so maybe two sandwichs for me. For the pony I think she'll take a sandwich and salad.” She nodded and I thanked her. I went back into the room and kneeled down next to Fleur’s temporary bed. This time I just looked at her form. Her coat was a bit dirty from the ally but otherwise was white as Celestia's. Her mane was pale pink and grayish white in stripes.

I gently shook her. “Hey Fleur, time to wake up.” Hey eyes slowly opened and she yawned while stretching like a cat. ‘Dat flank though.’

“Mmm five more minutes.” She wined.

I smirked and began to tickle her stomach. Though I was used to tickling my step mom from time to time I forgot it was different here. Her eyes shot open as she began to laugh. An open blush also came to her muzzle. “S-S-Stahahahap it!” She laughed. I stopped and chuckled.

“Sorry, but you and your flank wouldn't get up.” I quipped. She blushed and lightly punched my arm. She got up but when she looked in the mirror she saw how disheveled her mane was. She was about to lift a brush in her mane but I grabbed it and said. “Allow me.” She sat in front of me and I kneeled to reach her height.

I ran the brush through her mane slowly as to not pull on any knots. I knew how to do this because I sometimes had to brush my little sister's hair. She may have been a brat diva tomboy (Don't ask how, its the only way I can to describe her.), but I still loved her. I sometimes ran my through her mane to find anymore knots. I can tell that she liked when I did that cause she would purr a little under her breath.

I quickly finished and moved to her tail. I lightly grabbed her dock to keep her tail from moving because to was wagging back and forth. I heard her ‘EEP!’ And I could tell that she was blushing madly. I ran the brush through her tail till I deemed it neat. I let go and Fleur stood up but kept her tail high and her horn was sparking. I could tell that I had accidentally aroused her by grabbing her tail dock. ‘Achievement unlocked, discover a pony fetish.’ I laughed mentally.