Tired of her concubines, Nightmare Moon seeks a skilled manwhore that can withstand her salacious wiles and overwhelming power.

You are a gigolo of legend: tales of your exploits have spread as far and wide as the legs of the women you have bedded and the diseases you would have surely spread if not for your innate immunity. Your musk has the strength of a powerful aphrodisiac, your voice is silk, your abdomen chiselled and hard.

The booking agency has approached you with a quest of great import—you are to fuck Nightmare Moon for the grand sum of two hundred bits. You are determined to not only screw the ever-loving shit out of her, but to banish the demon from her body and bring daylight to Equestria once more.

An entry for Aragon's Comedy is Serious Business contest under the prompt 'We Learned Something Purifying'.