The Perfect Hex

by Gray Compass

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Comedy, Rarity, Random, Shining Armor, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3197

A very peculiar hex makes Shining Armor regret doing way more than he should with Rarity. The evidence was literally on her face.

He had one job.

"Go to Rarity's boutique and get yourself a new suit."

But stallions... You know how they are near pretty mares. Let them have their fun, while they can.

Published 2018-01-20 17:30:07 UTC
Last updated 2018-01-20 17:30:07 UTC

Very Guilty Pleasure

It was a mess.

Rarity was the mess, anyway. Shining Armor remained on his back – practically melted – over her couch, as if a reverse power chord had drained his energy.

“What’s wrong with this thing!” Rarity groaned, trying to clean the cum stains from her face with a towel. “Are you even listening? Hello!” She turned around annoyed, staring at the dumb-faced stallion with his still half-erect member.

“Ah… What’s wrong with what?” He groggily asked, making what seemed to be a tremendous effort to get back on his hooves.

“With your cum!” Rarity said. “It’s like… like glue on my coat, I simply can’t clean it out!”

Rarity had a long string of fresh unicorn seed trailing down from her horn, dripping down the left cheek and chin. The – small – amount she hadn’t swallowed now dripped from the sides of her mouth. She looked like a partially melted cum marshmallow.

“Uh… Have you tried to wash it?” Shining asked, being instantaneously met by a pair of furious blue eyes.

“Of course I have tried to wash it! I’m a- I’m a lady, Shining Armor, not some random mare you stumble on the back streets of Canterlot at night.” Not even the layer of cum on her cheek could hide the blush on her face.

“I- I have no idea – I mean, this has never happened before! Not with Cadance, not with Tw– uh… never mind.” He dry-swallowed. “I’ve never seen such a thing.”

“I don’t care, your wife is coming back anytime, and I can’t simply appear in front of her like this!” She whined – loudly “Now do one of those cleaning spells already! Not even mine are working.”

“O-okay then, here it goes.” Shining’s horn lit up like a violet lantern, and bubbles of the same color started to spin around the mare in front of him.

“Is it working?” She asked with her eyelids closed.

No response. Only the sound of birds chirping outside.

“Shining Armor, is the magic-”

“Ouch!” The stallion jumped, kicking a hind-leg in the air. “My balls!”

“W-what?”

“For Celestia’s sake… Cadance hexed my cock!” He said, a mix of shock and terror shrouded his expressions. “It’s alicorn spell, I can’t remove it!”

“W-why would she do that?” Rarity asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror – and then back at the stallion she’d been sucking a few minutes before.

“Oh well.”

The tiny bell on the ground floor rang as the boutique door opened.

“Rarity dear, I’m back.”

There’s a moment in life when the world seems to fade from the corner of your eyes, and all you can see is a tunnel that leads you straight down to doom. Usually that happens when death is imminent.

“Rarity?” Cadence called again.

By that time, the only thing the element of generosity could think, was that she’d rather die in a dragon stomach than with her precious face permanently covered in magic sperm.

Shining Armor was frozen in front of the doorway. He’d pay for that. Oh… He would.

“I’m c-coming down darling.” She touched the stairway with her hoof. “And you.” Her eyes were ablaze. “You’re going first, mister.”

“It was your idea, not mine!” He argued.

“It was your cum, not mine. Now go!”

Earlier That Morning

“Honey, do we really need to do this, I mean… I don’t really feel like being measured from head to hoof again.” Shining grumbled, opening the carriage doors and stepping on solid ground.

“Shining, you’ve been wearing that same suit since we married.” Cadance said, nodding to the crystal pegasus in charge of pulling their royal transport.

“It is a very good suit.” He said.

“Yes, yes it is. And I’m sure the Crystal Empire museum will be glad to keep it on display as soon as Rarity finishes a new one.” When Cadance made up her mind about something, there was no argument.

“It’s embarrassing.” He muttered almost inaudibly.

“What was that?” She made him repeat the words.

“It’s embarrassing, okay? You’re a mare, you’re used to all this prodding and poking. I hate to stay in that pedestal while she measures every inch of fur in my body.” Shining complained.

“Don’t be so ridiculous.” The princess chuckled. “She’s a professional, it’s almost like seeing a doctor. Besides, Rarity is one of Twilight’s best friends.”

“I know she is.

And that’s what troubled him.

“It won’t be embarrassing at all if you keep your special friend where he belongs.” Cadance gave his hindquarters a quick bump. “Behave like the grown up, responsible stallion I know you are. And everything will be fine.”

“Yeah, yeah. Very funny of you.” He rolled his eyes. “Just tell her to not mess with my neck too much, you know what happens when-”

“Oh dear, you’ll have say that with your own words. I've promised a girl’s time with your sister at the spa.”

“Wait, you’re not leaving me alone!” Shining halted on the corner, the exquisite boutique standing with its pristine walls right ahead.

“Yes, yes I am.” Cadance pushed him with her forehooves until he was in the front steps of the building. “Now be a good colt and behave. I’ll know if you don’t.” She had a wicked smile on her face.

Shining sighed. That was his sign of surrender.

“I’ll be back in an hour or so.” Witch a quick smack on his lips, Cadance flew away like a bird in the summer sky. And Shining… Well, shining dragged himself into the boutique like a prisoner with an iron chain around his legs.

He pressed the door and it swung open, followed by the familiar bell sound. That smell… There was always that smell. Everything 'Rarity' had that smell. It was like lilac and cedar – only it wasn’t a normal perfume. – it was a scent that followed her around, and stayed in every roll of fabric she touched, and that boutique was under an atmosphere of those scents, and many others he couldn’t even describe precisely.

The door closed behind him with a crystal-like clink.

He cleared his throat, and made an effort to feel the scent of his breath. ‘Why does that matter anyway?’ He thought, shaking his head.

“Rarity?” He called. There was no way back now. In fact, there never was.

‘I will behave’ The stallion repeated mentally. ‘I will beha-’

‘Oh, fuck.’

Rarity wore one of those summer dresses, nearly as white as a cloud in the sky. Shining never figured out why some mares wore dresses during summer – until he met Rarity.

The embroidered fabric fell like snow over her well defined features, highlighting her shapes through the semi-transparent cloth. It was a very short dress that barely covered anything beyond the first gemstone of her cutie mark. The thing was more an ornament than anything else.

But wasn’t everything she created basically that? Rarity could embellish a block of stone, if she felt like doing so.

“Darling… I’ve been designing something wonderful for you.” She said, while scissors and large pieces of dark fabric crossed the air, her horn sparkling in a beautiful shade of blue.

Little by little, the parts were placed together over a mannequin, until what looked like a three-dimensional ‘sketch’ of a suit was formed.

“Now, that red suit of yours is a beauty, but let’s be honest: red is so… so.. blasé.”

“Bla- what?” He cocked his head.

“So overused. Boring.” Rarity turned around in a sudden way that made Shining jump.

“I thought red was like… Uh… A powerful color?”

“It was. Four years ago. Now, we are returning to the classics – Black, Noir, Sepia.” She spun like a ballerina, caressing the rolls of immaculate fabric on the shelves.

Shining bit his lower lip, trying to look interested in a potted plant on the window sill, instead of that tight butt practically dancing in front of him. It was almost as if Rarity’s uttermost objective in life was to give every stallion in Equestria a boner.

“Anyway, shall we begin?” She asked, unwrapping a yellow measuring tape.

“Sure.” Shining said. Shaking the thoughts away.

“Can you stand over here, please? I need a better view of your features.” Rarity pointed to a round podium-like elevation on the floor.

“Y-yeah...” He agreed, climbing the small step.

“Perfect.”

Shining knew that process would take a while as soon as the fashionista started to wrap him with the tape, taking notes and comparing several textures against his natural coat. Little by little, the sketch of suit on the mannequin started to take shape.

“Hmmm…” She murmured. “Where did I...”

Rarity turned to face the shelves, giving Shining Armor a perfect view of her rear end, where the folds of the dress gave place to her natural coat. Her tail had a white ribbon tied around its base, and now and then when she leaned down to open the drawers, her tight pussy would appear from behind the purple curls of her tail.

‘She’s doing it on purpose.’ He thought.

‘No, of course she isn’t, you perv!’ Yelled the other side of his mind.

Regardless of Rarity’s awareness of the fact, it was hard to ignore it. She was gorgeous.

“And here it is!” She proclaimed, picking up a tiny gemstone that could easily be mistaken by a golden nugget. “This one goes right – here.” The unicorn touched on a spot near Shining’s neck, and he stiffened at the contact of her hoof.

There was that smell again, the lilac-cedar thing, right under his nose, as Rarity took the last measurements of his neck.

‘No...’

Shining bit his tongue. It was happening. There was no use fighting. His member slowly left its sheath, as if attracted by that scent.

It brushed against the fur on his belly, and the friction only made it grow harder and stiffer. His mind was flooded with the idea of that summer dress, that delicate thing sliding over his cock, that false sense of innocence – being corrupted.

‘Stop, for Luna’s sake!’ His mind screamed.

“You’ve grown bigger since last time I saw you.”

“I-I... W-what?” He took a step back, looking down at Rarity, who still held her measuring tape around his neck.

“Your neck muscles. I mean, you’ve been surely exercising lately.” She said, a puzzled look on her face.

“Ah- that. Yeah, sure. I’ve been, uh… exercising. Cadance makes me to do it, actually.” He forced a smile.

“Oh darling, I’m sure she does.” The stallion let out a gasp when he felt the velvet texture of Rarity’s hoof caressing his erection, reaching his balls and fondling each one of them as if weighting the amount of cum stored inside.

“So much bigger.” She grinned.

“R-rarity, please… We can’t do this anymore.”

Shining stepped out of the podium, bumping against the mannequin as he backed away. Rarity was quick to stabilize the whole thing – the suit looked fabulous after all.

“Now, now, dear, let’s not jump into conclusions yet.” She chuckled. “I’m sure you have been stranded in quite a stormy routine lately.”

“I… I-” He tried to find an argument to end her monologue, but he could barely find a way to keep his stallionhood quiet. It just twitched and stiffened every time Rarity passed in front of him.

“Babies, empires, duties, formalities… It’s tiresome, isn’t it?” She asked.

“Well, it can be.” He admitted. “But that’s no excuse – it was a mistake – I should have controlled myself.”

“You tried your best.” She tied a long piece of charcoal-colored fabric around his neck. “Let’s not waste any more time with this. That beautiful suit won’t fit unless we take care of that… Extra weight between your legs.”

He gulped.

Rarity guided him through the boutique using her makeshift leash, Shining’s resistance wearing out with each step he took.

Her perfume was like a drug, it made the circuits of his mind go haywire. It filled his lungs with a dose of lilac, flowed into his bloodstream, tickled his nervous system like an invisible feather. His cock throbbed, but he dared not to look at it.

‘This is so wrong.’ A thought flashed on the back of his mind.

Before he could say a thing, Rarity had already dragged him to the second floor, into her baroque-looking room. The place was a visual overdose of shapes and textures, of hanging drapery and incense sticks that he instantly recognized as the source of the cedar scent.

Soft light from a partially uncovered window bathed a semi-circular couch – or at least he presumed it was a couch – her furniture was difficult to define in normal terms. It looked cozy, and that was enough.

“Now be a good prince and lay down.” She smiled, letting go of the leash-like scarf.

He let out a deep breath, and allowed his body to sink into the folds of her ‘settee’ – as she insisted in calling it.

How could it be, that even the Princess of Love herself couldn’t make him so aroused? Rarity wasn’t just a mare, she was an event of its own.

“On your back.” She commanded.

Shining felt his cheeks warming up as he exposed his body to her. A twitch of his cock made a dribble of pre-cum ooze out on his belly.

“I-if Cadance ever find out about t-this...” He muttered.

“Shh, that’s not time to think about her, is it?” Rarity spread the stallion’s hind-legs, and nuzzled his balls tenderly, giving the base of his shaft a long and slow lick.

“Ohh fuck.” His head melted on the pillows.

Rarity used her hooves to press and fondle his testicles, they felt even heavier than before, and a semi-translucent liquid leaked freely from the tip of his erected member.

“That’s better.” Rarity sported a satisfied smile. Crawling slowly between his legs, she pressed her body against his erection, planting small kisses on his chest, and moving down little by little.

Shining had to put a tremendous effort in controlling his breath, or else he’d cum right away. The silky surface of the summer dress brushing against his exposed penis was driving him insane. Rarity was capable of eliciting fetishes he didn’t even know he had.

Her kisses finally reached the head of his cock, and Rarity seemed definitely eager to have a taste of his royal fluids. Teasing the tip of his throbbing member with her lips, she let just a tiny bit of pre-cum drip into her mouth.

“Ohh damn.” He held his breath, knowing what’d come next.

Seemingly satisfied with what she had tasted, Rarity moved her tongue in circles all over and around the head, that warm fleshy thing expanding under her expert touch.

“You love this, don’t you?” She chuckled, the puffs of warm air coming from her mouth were driving the stallion insane.

Shining nodded, his eyes locked into hers as she finally let his cock slide into her pristine mouth. Her tongue played with the contours of his penis, circling with a fiery intention every inch of its tip.

Shining was a big stallion, and his size reflected on every aspect of his body. It was no easy task to fit his length into her mouth, but she was an experienced lady. When his dick was already lubed enough with their own fluids, Rarity moved deeper – drool dripped down from the sides of her mouth and chin, making a wet sound every time she bobbed her head up and down his length.

“Ah-hh...” He moaned. “Y-you’re a goddess.”

Regardless of the situation, a compliment is always a compliment.

With both hooves, Rarity hugged his member, pushing it even deeper, until it touched the back of her tongue. The mare moaned, feeling such a blatant intrusion in her tiny mouth. It was a very tight fit.

She tilted her head to the sides as she moved, it was a sight that made the stallion gasp in pleasure. Feeling that inevitable pressure building up on his balls, his muscles stiffened, and Shining placed a hoof around her head.

Before he could notice, he was already unconsciously jerking his hips, the ring around his shaft had practically disappeared into Rarity’s mouth. She felt his cock sliding down her throat – an unexpected – but not unpleasant turn of events.

A lady is always prepared, after all.

“R-rarity– I’m gonna cum.” He said, tightening the grasp around her head.

She gagged, sensing the tip of his mast flaring up inside of her. Her muscles contracted in a spasm, and she swallowed hard, a deep moan escaped her lungs, the vibration shattered Shining’s last layer of control over his body.

“Ahhhh!” He grunted, releasing her head and collapsing on his back again, as jolts of pure energy raced like a pegasus inside his spine. A burst of cum exploded straight into Rarity’s throat, she coughed, lifting her head in search for air. Shining panted, feeling another jet of unicorn seed escaping his cock, this time splattering all over her face and into her open mouth.

Rarity crashed on top of the stallion with a self-satisfied smirk, milking the last spurts of semen out of him, strings of saliva and cum still connected her mouth to his member, his balls glistened like two jewels.

“W-way better now, d-don’t you think?” She asked, as Shining’s mind slowly made its way back to their dimension.

“I should... order more suits from you.” He said, still a bit out of breath.

It was no surprise to Cadance. Not at all.

To find Rarity covered in cum, that’s it. Luckily for her, most of her anger was directed at her husband.

Almost effortlessly, Cadance removed the spell. She wasn’t truly mad at Rarity – actually – she looked quite proud. Her plan had worked.

“Now, Shining Armor… Do you think it is proper of a prince to leave a lady is such a deplorable condition?”

He was mute. Rarity was as red as a freshly picked tomato, but at least now she was cum-free.

“Now I’ll make you feel what us – ladies – have to go through to quench your instincts.” Cadance lit up her horn and the whole room flashed.

“W-what did you do!?” Shining touched his face in panic. Sticky strings of a white substance got stuck on his hooves.

“Don’t you think he looks adorable?” She asked Rarity, who remained silent in a corner, her mouth gaping.

“You… You covered my face with cum?” He asked in disbelief.

“What’s the matter honey? You did that to her not an hour ago, didn’t you?” Cadence smirked. “I hope you enjoy the feeling. It will be there for the rest of the day.”

“No – you must be kidding me!”

“Oh, by the way – the suit looks adorable Rarity. Thank you.” She smiled, ignoring the panicking stallion. “I’ll come back next week – without him.”

Rarity nodded, still in shock.

“Come on Shining Armor.” She opened the door, a carriage awaited outside. “I’m sure Flash Sentry will love your face.”