The first pony I met was trying to throw me a party which I was determined to stay away from her for as long as possible

“There you are...” pinkie started to say. bang “what was that.” The pink pony has now 2 bullet holes in her mane.

“How did you find me and how are you alive?” I asked.

“Well duh you missed and for your first question I’ll tell you at the party, but first what’s your favorite sweet?” Pinkie asked

“I don’t eat sweets.” I said plainly

“What, you don’t eat sweets? Then what’s your favorite food?” The crazy party pony asked

“My favorite food is pork. If you don’t know what that is ask any human and they’ll tell you.” I stated

“Okay dokay lokay.” Pinkie cheered

“Great I ne-“ i began to say

“What is pork?” Pinkie asked

“Pork is cooked pig.” I said ready to shot again, but instead she fainted. “Great not only do I have Limebit coming over, but I need to get you out of here. What a minute how did she know I was a human? I wonder what else she knows about me?”

2 days past by and it was time for the party. “Okay time to try to not be myself, oh who am I kidding everyone is going to hate me anyways.”

As soon as I entered all eyes were on me “Ah, hello.” I said obviously nervous

A few hours in and I was in a heated discussion with a light blue Pegasus named rainbow Dash over what is wrong and what is right.

“Oh, you moron violence usually leads to more problems! I fought a lot of kids when I was younger and there out to kill me now!” I yelled and realized what I said and left then be brought back. By then I was just about to explode in anger, but then I noticed the music.

The music was ode to joy which is bland for my taste, so I waited to ask them to switch it to what humans call rock. They agreed to switch the music from classical to rock. I began singing come with me now by Kongos. A few hours, and drinks I noticed my what was it called again, oh yea cutimark was glowing and a see through version of it was trying to make me follow it. I went straight home to grab my silenced 42.mag revolver and put them in my bag then I followed my cutimark. What I found would change my life forever.

Author's Note

Songs: ode to joy, and come with me now