a story of Eds and ponies

by themetavoorhes

rough starts to freindship

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A symbol of power, that's what all of Canterlot could be described. A massive city high in the mountains a city that was home to the most powerful and influential of the Equestrian elite. None more powerful or influential than the alicorn sisters rulers of Equestria.

Princesses Celestia and Luna controlled the sun and moon respectively. The elder sister Celestia was the living embodiment of the sun itself it seemed to be, a bright, pure white with a mane of rainbows and light purple eyes she radiated warmth and power to her subjects. The younger sister Luna was a very different looking ruler being a queen of the night itself; her coat was a pure midnight blue her mane looking like the night sky itself her eyes being a light teal. You would think their lives would be exciting and full of adventure, but for the most part, they just sat in throne room listening to daily reports occasionally they hear of some old evil returning to Equestria that they had to send the elements of harmony led by Twilight Sparkle to deal with.

They knew this day would be exciting when a flash appeared in the throne room the light faded and Discord was standing in the middle of the room.

"What do you want Discord?." Luna said annoyed at his presence.

"Well, LuLu as much as id love to get into our usual habit of name calling and hair pulling I'm afraid I have grim news." He said much more seriously than usual.

Celestia grew worried at his tone if Discord was afraid it was an issue. "What happened Discord?" She asked scared.

"They found Peach Creek." He said ominously.

"WHAT!?!" the rulers of Equestria said in unison.


"Ok, are we done trying to kill each other?." Double Dee asked him and ed having separated Eddy and Twilight from each other.

"Has long as your psycho unicorn girl doesn't attack me again I'm fine," Eddy said angered at having been hit.

"If he doesn't act like a jerk fine," Twilight said.

"Jerk? you walked up and attacked me for no reason!" Eddy said.

"Eddward tells me about what you've done, your not innocent," Twilight said.

"Ok! enough! we have more important things to worry about right now! " Double Dee said annoyed

"Like what?"Eddy asked

"Like what do we do with six teenage girls who have no home parents or proof they exist?" Double Dee asked.

"Why don't we send em to a glue factory?" Eddy grumbled earning a glare from double dee.

"Double Dee I still think we need proof there from another world and their magic horse heroes," Ed said

"How do I do that ed? stab them and see if they bleed rainbows?" Double Dee said sarcastically

"Hey, how long do we have to stay in this place? it's really boring." Rainbow Dash said walking out of the garage.

"Rainbow I said to wait while I get help!" Double dee said worried she might make this worse

"And how are we supposed to help you? even if we were believing you about this fake ass horse world of yours we don't know shit about other worlds or multiverses or shit like that." Eddy stated

"Well, we tend to do things that don't make sense a lot of the time Eddy. I thought this might be the time our completely at random disregard for the laws of physics might come in handy." Double Dee answered.

"These guys are the only ones who might be able to help us?" Rainbow said

"It appears so Rainbow," Twilight said.

"We're doomed," Rainbow said flatly as Twilight nodded in agreement.

"Ya know what?" Ed said tired of just standing around and talking "Here is what I am gonna do I'm going to talk to the other girls and see if they're more helpful in explaining this situation." He then walked into the garage, the other Eds were surprised at Ed's outburst before Eddy shrugged and followed him into the garage.


Ed walked into the garage, and it was barely a second before a pink blur ran up to him shook his hand very quickly and started speaking rapidly.

"Hi I'm Pinkie Pie nice to meet you, Your world seems nice although I don't get how humans walk on only two legs I guess you guys wouldn't know how we walk on hooves either!" the pink girl said excitedly.

"Hi Pinkie Pie im Ed nice to meet you two I never got why humans only get two legs when so many other species get like four but we have hands so guess that's good," Ed said as cheerfully as Pinkie.

"sweet Celestia there's two of em now" Applejack mumbled.

Eddy then walked into the garage and looked around and his eyes landed on Rarity with a perverted smirk as she looked at one of double dees inventions he slicked back his hair, grabbed a stepstool and walked over to her.

" Hey, hot stuff wanna see something really well built? then turn around" Eddy said

"Excuse me." Rarity said offended turning around to see Eddy's cocky face.

"Names Eddy one of the coolest and best-looking guys on earth, and it's your lucky day because I've decide you're cute enough to be my girlfriend congratulations.." Rarity looked at him for a minute with an blank expression before speaking.

"I'm sorry darling when I think of my kind of boyfriend it's not someone who needs a stool to talk to me," she said before walking away from him.

"Oh come on sweetcheeks you know you want me," Eddy said rarity stopped walked back to him and slapped him across the face.

"Hm pig." Rarity says as she walks away.

"Stuck up brat," Eddy said rubbing his cheek.

Eddy then walked over to Ed who was chatting animatedly with the pink one.

"So Ed this horse world legit or what?" Eddy asked Ed.

"Well according to Pinkie Pie it is and their ruler can move both the sun and moon eddy," Ed said happily.

"Magic horse leaders who control celestial bodies yeah sure ill buy that," Eddy said sarcastically.

"What who moves your sun then?" Pinkie asked.

"No one! it moves on its own! Or it doesn't move Whatever!" Eddy said angrily before stomping off

"Whys your friend so grumpy?" Pinkie ask ed

"eh, he's always like that he'll get over it. So We where at the crystal empire right?" Ed said.


Author's Note

this chapter ain't that good I know in all honesty it was kind of rushed

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