Anon has been finding it difficult to assimilate into pony society in Ponyville. All the strange things that don't make sense make him want to drink, and drinking as turns out makes the Princess of Friendship think you need to learn a friendship lesson. Anon is then kicked out of Princess Twilight's Castle and finds work at the Ponyville Spa as a temporary worker. Mrs. Cake makes some bold requests and Aloe and Lotus encourage Anon to help her relax regardless. With the prospect of earning a permanent position and having to work as little as possible Anon casts everything aside and gives in to what has to be the best idea Aloe and Lotus have ever had.

Doesn't contain actual sex because that stuff takes effort to write, but I do I reference fingering, alot.

I had listened to You Can Pick Your Friends written by Mister Coffee and read the other You Can Pick Your Friends by Admiral Biscuit and have been drinking since early afternoon, and this is what happened.