//-------------------------------------------------------// Spike shags a lot -by Smutty Couplet- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// The quiet ones are worst //-------------------------------------------------------// Author's Note Demonic Scot's demonic reading available here (https://clyp.it/50cpll3i). The quiet ones are worst A walk in the woods is a lovely thing The branches creak and the birdies sing The brook doth babble and the trees stand tall And critters frolic in the midst of it all Fair Fluttershy, a maiden sweet Inside these woods a secret did keep Each morning as the tadpoles yawned She pleasured herself beside their pond Clumps of slimy frogspawn dripped Onto her nipples, mane and clit Against a stoic bole she pressed Her backside, snout and tongue and chest And as with carnal lust she moaned A passing dragon’s ear did twitch Spikey Wikey’s noble jaw Dropped like a stone at what he saw ‘Fluttershy... you bitch...’ His dark and horny rod of love Leapt up into his claws He stroked his shaft and with a smile He pumped his pistol for a while Then strode to where she was ‘Naughty girl.’ ‘Spike!’ ‘Yes?’ ‘I-it’s not what it looks like...’ ‘Methinks it looks just fine, you slut. Don’t cringe. It’s not a crime. Now let me slip inside your butt. It’s time to make you mine.’ ‘O-okay...’ He roared a mighty dragon roar As with one brutal shove He made his latest victim squeal And take his rod of love ‘Not so hard! I’m going to tear! Oh, Spike, you’re hurting me! I’ll take your cock, but please, oh, please Do me more carefully!’ And so dear Spike began to press Into her ass with more finesse She wriggled and she squirmed and writhed As Spikey’s stick scraped her insides ‘Oh god, Spike, that’s amazing!’ ‘All part of the service.’ With time her squealing did annoy The critters near the scene Two frogs, a fox, a toad, a bear Not one could bear her screams Without delay they hatched a plan To reinstate the peace The frogs would belch and blubber And the others roar and shriek Upon its execution Spike Did wrench his love gun free A wolf-like howl and charging beast Did force our pair to flee ‘That was close!’ ‘Oh, Spike... do me again...’ Thus, our lovers did resume Their fervent fornication Spike thanked his lucky stars that Twilight Didn’t like castration //-------------------------------------------------------// Quickie //-------------------------------------------------------// Author's Note Terrifyingly intimate reading available here (https://clyp.it/hqsyqusy). Quickie To spy on a pony without getting caught To play with yourself while others get hot Were tasks at which Dash was exceptional Yet Spikey the Great was no fool and he knew When fucking Zecora and Twilight S. too Dash had been ogling his testicles ‘Come, now, Rainbow! Own up, if you please! If it’s sex that you want, then I’ll ball you with ease. Confess to your sins, then perhaps we shall see Whether I’m in the mood to present you with D.’ ‘OK, Spike. I did it. Happy?’ ‘About to be. Bring me your backside.’ The thing about Wonderbolt ass is it’s curvy It spends all that time in the sky clenching firmly Dash moaned as Spike gave it a tonguing ‘Oh, Spike, I’ve been waiting for this to transpire. I’m touching myself every night with desire.’ Dash squeaked as Spike twisted his rod in ‘Delightfully tight, and it’s beautiful too. I’d be lying if I tried denying it’s true.’ Spike growled and grimaced and he worked his hips Dash let her eyes roll back Spike bit his lip as he felt his tip Spew love into her crack ‘Shit. Is that it?’ ‘I think so.’ ‘Bloody good all the same. Same time next week, Spike?’ ‘Of course.’ //-------------------------------------------------------// Quick Pinkie //-------------------------------------------------------// Author's Note Bone-chillingly vehement reading available here (https://clyp.it/bazv1gsq). Quick Pinkie ‘Oh, hey there, Spike! You took me by surprise! I didn’t see you coming!’ ‘Hey there, Pinkie. I want a quickie. You’re about to see me coming.’ Pinkie’s blushing Spikey’s rushing To pin his quarry down He’s teasing over Pinkie’s hole and Turning her frown upside down ‘Go on, Spike! Stick me good!’ ‘Don’t worry, Ponks. I said I would!’ ‘Oh, fuck me hard, you naughty boy!’ ‘Here I go, you sexy toy!’ In Out In Out In Out In Out Pinkie’s moaning Spikey’s groaning Neither wants to stop Pinkie’s loving Spikey’s love and Spikey’s massive cock ‘Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Don’t stop!’ ‘You like my cock, you dirty thot?’ ‘I like it, yes! I like it lots!’ ‘Then take my cum! Please take the lot!’ In Out In Out In Out In Out ‘Oh fuck, yes!’ ‘Oh fuck...’ ‘That was amazing, Spikey!’ ‘All... part of... the service... wow...’ //-------------------------------------------------------// Juicy Apple //-------------------------------------------------------// Juicy Apple Applejack had spent her day Working very hard to pay Debts, expenses, bills and tax And thus was desperate to relax Now, Spikey was a crafty bloke He knew of ways to tempt the broke He promised Jackie he’d persuade The money pone to back away ‘Spike, that’s very kind of you! I owe you one, you know! Tell me what it is you want And I’ll give it a go!’ Naturally, our hero Spike Had planned this little scene With a smirk he nudged his dick ‘Oh, Spike! That’s just obscene!’ ‘No, not at all, dear buxom mare. A stiffy ain’t a sin. Come, let’s take this up the stairs. Don’t want no barging in.’ Applejack blushed Spikey grinned Applejack sighed and quickly gave in ‘Let’s do it, then. Let’s—oh, fuck, Spike! That’s hot!’ Spike pulled his claws from AJ’s minge Then licked her sticky clit He smirked and without hesitating Fondled AJ’s tits ‘And it’s about to get hotter. Up to your room, AJ.’ Spikey Wikey closed his eyes And dropped onto her bed He chuckled as his busty mate Bent down to give him head Now, Applejack did know her way Around a fearsome cock She’d banged a score of stallions But dragons she had not Still, she worked Spike’s rod the same And Spikey’s moans did prove AJ lived up to her name And hadn’t lost the moves ‘Oh, fuck, yes. Bring in the tits, please.’ Applejack did as he asked She pressed her breasts together And Spikey Wikey’s rod of love Did fuck her tits unfettered ‘Lube me up, bitch!’ ‘Oh, fuck, yeah! Here goes.’ Saliva—what a useful thing! And Spikey did believe That with a gob of phlegmy spit Full pleasure could be achieved So Applejack hawked up a glob And dropped it on his tip It quickly spread onto her breasts And made him come real quick His salty shot did smack her eye Applejack guffawed in triumph Spikey moaned and cupped his balls ‘Another happy client!’ ‘AJ, you do this regularly?’ ‘You’re damn right I do! How else am I supposed to pay the man? Thanks again, by the way!’ ‘Don’t mention it.’ Spike turned towards the door to leave But AJ pulled him back Puzzled, Spikey raised a brow She fiddled with her flaps ‘Taste me, Spike! Go on!’ You’d think that Spikey’d had enough He’d fucked her tits He’d done her mouth But as you’ve no doubt guessed before A dragon’s always wanting more AJ giggled Spike’s tongue wiggled AJ clenched her jaw ‘That’s... the spot! Argh!’ ‘Delicious!’ ‘Fuck!’ ‘You dirty whore.’ ‘Want to try anything else?’ ‘Oh, most definitely. But perhaps not now.’ ‘Later, then. I promise I’ll do whatever you ask, Spike! That was hot!’ Just the words he’d come to hear He fought to stop a leer appear Thus, when Spikey waved goodbye He was most truly satisfied //-------------------------------------------------------// Zecora, then a hunk of Twi pie //-------------------------------------------------------// Author's Note Creepily intense reading available here (https://clyp.it/1rrqjq3s?token=7c3be60e1d4f9e4dc3e6a1bed71375e6). Zecora, then a hunk of Twi pie ‘Twas a dark and stormy night indeed That night on which he plunged His dark and horny rod of love Into Zecora’s bum Outside her modest hut was stood A jealous pony fuming good Spikey Wikey’s coming-of-age Hath caused the skies to spit and rage For yonder pony’s magic horn Was flashing at the sight of porn Involving dearest Spike, her friend My, oh, my, it did offend! And then the purple princess blushed Because her minge her hoof did brush She rubbed and flicked and poked and pushed And out in buckets fluid gushed Spikey’s ear did catch a noise He cast his gaze aside And promptly gasped as through the glass His carer he did spy His moaning mate fell to the floor As with his final thrust He hit her spot and blew his load And left her in the dust But Spikey didn’t stay to see How very well he’d cued A second course was on its way His tusk was stiff anew ‘Twilight! Twilight! Thou art here! Twilight, please don’t choke! My pipe is lit and smouldering And anxious to be smoked!’ ‘Oh, Spikey, how could I refuse? I’m eagerly awaiting That moment when your rigid cock Stops my masturbating.’ ‘I’ll stick you deep, don’t worry, Twi. I’ll stick you good. Now, don’t be shy. I’ll stick him where the sun don’t shine. It’s time for me to make you mine.’ Spike thrust into her juicy hole He cried out with delight Twilight’s horn let loose a bolt And axed the dark for light Spike blew his load a second time Twilight screamed aloud And as they fucked a second time Dash came inside her cloud