Author's Note

Hello bronies and pegasisters Grubkiller here and before I get down to it I'm gonna say one thing right now. I know that this story is gonna be hated by a lot of people purely because people don't like self-inserts and that's fine all I ask is don't be a douch in the comments. If you don't like self-inserts then don't read and if you do read and don't like it then just give it a thumbs down and a comment on how I might improve, normally I don't let toxic comments get to me and I just respond with sass and sarcasm but that still means that it doesn't hurt. There is nothing worse then having someone say that your story is trash after when you've spent so much time working on it but that's all for that little tid bit. If you do like it then a thumbs up would be nice and if you like self-inserts then I highly recommend 'This Bites' by Xomniac It's a One Piece SI and a work of art. Another thing is that I won't be using my real name but the name of my OC, Shiro Orimura.

Okay with all that out the way, ON WITH THE SHOW

A whole new world

Chapter 1

Owwwwwww. Why does my everything hurt, my body feels like I've gone ten rounds against a professional boxer and then ran a triathlon and I don't remember my bed being this hard...or cold...or stoney...what the hell? I struggled to open my eyes but when I did I wasn't meet with my white painted ceiling of my bedroom but instead I was met with a black sky with twinkling stars and a full moon with a what looked like a horse...on...the...moon.

Fuck.

I groaned as I remembered what happened and how I got here. With here being Equestria.

I guess it all happened when I went to bed last night after I finished watching an episode of MLP, oh I should probably mention that I'm a closet brony, and finished reading the latest chapter of 'This Bites!' which turned my mind into a string of 'what if' questions. I closed my eyes hoping to get some manner of sleep tonight but seeing as my brian decided to get itself into a frenzy I doubt that was going to hap-

"So you want to be a self-insert hmm?" A slighty arrogant and annoying voice said from...somewhere.

I opened my eyes to see. Nothing. Literally there was nothing about, just pitch blackness.

"That seems like an odd thing to think don't you think." Again the voice spoke.

'What in the hell?' I thouht to my self. Was I having a lucid dream?

"The answer is no. No you are not." Okay that voice is annoying me. "Well that's not very nice." It said again from...behind me?

I turned around to see an amalgamation of animal parts which I recognised instantly as,

"Discord?"

Discord chuckled and produced a top hat from nowhere and did a bow.

"That's my name, don't wear it out." I rolled my eyes at his little, display. It was at this point my brian caught up with my eyes which made me realise one thing. One very important thing.

"HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXIST!" Yeah that.

"Oh come now is that so important?" He asked me as he hopped into the air and layed down on a hammock?

'Okay deal with the elephant in the room first AND then deal with the other things' I opened my mouth to speak but was cut off by the chaotic god. Was Discord even a god?

"How did you know there was an elephant in the room?" A sumg grin plastered on his face.

Wait what.

He gestured with one of his taloned fingers behind me which made me turn around and come face to trunk with an asian elephant. I turned and looked at with a deadpanned face.

"Get rid of it now and answer my question." I said with a tone that matched my face.

He did the mature response of blowing a raspberry at me but thankfully the elepahnt dissapeared, the REAL elephant that is.

"Thank you. Now my question."

"Which one?" He asked while he cleaned his tooth with a tooth pick.

"What do you mean which one! I only asked one." I shouted at him in annoyance.

"I wonder what it's like to be a self-insert." He said in my voice. But I didn't say that though. "Yes you didn't say that," His eyes appeared in front of me making me jolt back and fall on my ass, "But you thought about, you thought about it." He echoed out.

"Was that really necessary?" He mearly shrugged. I got up and dusted my self off. "Okay yes I did wonder what it would be like to be a self-insert. Now on to my real question. The one that I asked." I hastily added when I saw that he opened his mouth with a shit-eating grin to which he promptly closed it.

"It's simple really," He was then beside me, his eagle? hand over my shoulder, "The world of what was, My Little Pony? Is real." He snapped his claws and a world appeared in front of me, which I assumed was Equestria. As I stared at it in awe I failed to notice Discord maneuvering behind me, his arms doing...something.

His face appeared in front of me, a down right demonic grin on his face.

"Have fun and see you later." Wait what. I then felt my whole body lean forward towards the world in front of me and I realised what he did.

"YOU ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!" I all but screamed at the creature of disharmony as I went into a free fall. Thankfully I passed out after a while of falling

Which led me to my predicament that I was currently in. Laying flat on my back, somewhere in Equestria.

In...Equestria.

I couldn't help but let a grin spread itself across my face. As pretty as Luna's sky was I decided to get off my back and find out just where the hell Discord punted me.

Even though my back protested me to move I finally got off my back and stood up. As I dusted my self off I finally noticed what I was wearing.

A white long-sleeved shirt underneath a black short-sleeved polo shirt, a navy blue zip up hoodie, navy blue jeans, gray shoes and my signiture black gloves, wolf tooth necklace and...

My headphones!

I swiftly took the wireless equipment from around my neck and inspected it. I saw that there was nothing wrong with the physically. I went to test them out but stopped and screamed to the heavens.

"DAMMIT DISCORD IF YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME MY HEADPHONES THEN YOU COULD OF AT LEAST LEFT ME MY PHONE AS WELL!"

Yeaaaah I did not take it well, you could say that my phone was my-

BZZZT

Lifeblood? What the?

BZZZZZZZZZT

Again with the buzzing.

Wait. Buzzing, from my pocket. Oh please tell me, I patted my jean pockets and felt a hard, rectangular object in my right pocket. The pocket where I normally keep my phone in. Oh please let it be what I hope it is. I closed my eyes and slooooowly pulled out the object until i didn't feel it in my pocket anymore. I then did the whole slow eye opening thing and when my eyes where fully open I practically jumpped for fucking joy when I saw that I was holding my IPhone 6S in my hand. I pressed the home button and saw that it was fully charged with and, infinity symbol next to the battery and wifi symbol. I unlocked it and saw that I had a new message from. Discord?

I opened it and read it aloud,
'Seeing as you loooove this phone of yours so much I decided to throw you two bones as you can see, infinite battery and what was it you called it, WiFi? Yeah that aaaaanyways now you can have it for whenever your, ahem, knowledge runs out which we both know you'll need it. Tata for now
D
As much as I disliked Discord for punting me here I had to admit that he was resourceful. Now on to exploring.

I first looked around my surroundings to see I was in a large open room, part of the ceiling was broken and there were stained glass windows above the large double doors and on the walls as well. I walked up to the stained glass on the walls to get a better look at them, I didn't bother with the window above the doors as it was just some kind of flower like the ones you see in churches, the one closest to the doors depicted some kind of birthing? There were two shapes, the one on the left side was white and the one on the right was a dark blue/black. The white one was facing towards the sun and the darker one was facing towards the moon. The next one seemed like the two were older and I could that they were humanoid looking but that didn't make any sense to my knowledge there were no humans in Equestria, well besides from the EQG side but that was in an alternate universe, back to the mural on the wall. It looked like it was split in half with the white one being above the darker one the sun above it and the darker had the moon above it.

The one after that had been shattered in the top left corner but I could slightly make out that the two beings made a kind of Yin-Yang symbol, like the one at the begining of the cartoon. I had suspicions of where I was but I held off on them first. I moved onto the final one but I couldn't make heads or tails of what it was as it was broken if half but the half that was remaning showed the white one, arms spread wide along with a pair of wings with the moon over it's right side.

Holy hell.

I was right. I was fucking right. I was in the old castle of the princesses in the Ever free forest.

Depending on the time line this was a big boon to me. If it's before the summer sun celebration then I can stay here and prepare for Nightmare's return and if it was after the celebration then it would make getting to Ponyville a lot easier but there was a downside if I was here after the celebration and that is, I have no idea where the timeline is at.

But I'll burn that bridge when I get to it. Time for more exploring but this time with music.

I turned my headphones on and played my personal soundcloud playlist, yes I use soundcloud so bite me, I went through
the list and played Sixx:A.M 'This is gonna hurt' and put it on shuffle.

I turned any from the murals and walked to the middle of the room. I saw that there were four paths I could go down. I decided to go down the closest one to me and was met with a long corridor with windows on the right side facing towards the forrest and about ten doors on the left, or well I think it's ten.

After many door openings later

Another.Empty.Room.

I was getting really annoyed of finding empty rooms. I understan that the castle was abandoned but come on there was no way that they retrieved everything from this plaaaaa-Hello bookshelf.

I don't know how I missed it but I did. In the far back wall of the room I was in there was a three layed bookshelf that was filled with old and dusty books. All except one? It was in pristine condition. I walked closer to get a better look. It was dark blue with white writing on the spine.

"Understanding Constellations. Huh it must've been Luna's." I idly said to myself. Hmm...a sole book in pristine condition while the others looked liked father time had a field day with them, maybe it's like one of those secret passage way books like in movies or something.

Meh why the hell not.

I placed my middle and pointer finger of my right hand on the spine and pulled.

Click, chunk

Oh hell yeah.

I stepped back from the now opening book case and as it opened I saw that it lead into a dark passage way of nothingness. I slowly took an experimentle step, you know in case of traps, but nothing happened.

CLICK CLICK CLICK

Or not.

All around me a bunch of clicking was heard. I tensed my legs in preperation to jump out of the way but it seemed like there was no need to as the clicking suddenly stopped and a bunch of toches lit up in blue flames. I got closer to one of the torches and saw that they weren't normal torches but instead they had gems which gave off the 'flame'.

More torch gems lit up and showed a staircase which went deeper underneath the castle. Well as they say 'when in Rome...' I walked down the stairs for well a long ass time, seriously there was no need to have stairs go one for this long. When I reached the bottom I was rewarded with a locked...door...

You're kidding me.

"ALL THAT FOR A GODDAMN LOCKED DOOR!" Yeaaaaah I was not a happy chappy. I gave it hard kick which caused it to light up. That can't be good. I started to slowly step away from the door but I didn't get far as the door lit up to blinding preportions and then sent out a burst of something, probably magic, knocking me flat on my ass. "Owww, okay note to self do NOT kick strange locked doors that are down secret passage ways in an abandound Princess castle." I rubbed my head as I sat back up, I looked over to the door to see that it was now open.

I jumped up, a look of glee on my face, as the now ajar door gave me access to it's secrets. I slowly opend it and poked my head inside to see a large room that was about the size of the inside of Rarity's boutique.

First off in the middle of the room was something that looked like a transmutation circle from fullmetal alchemist, by the left wall was three, three tierd bookshelves, each filled to the brim of good condition books, on the opposite side was the same but instead of books there were empty jars, probably used in conjuction with the circle in the middle. On both sides of the door were cabinets, each with three drawers, I opened one to see that it was filled with different coloured gems ranging from fire rubies to aqua sapphires and even the odd thunder topaz here and there. The other cabinet was the same, each of the drawers filled with gems, they'll come in handy i'm sure of it, but the thing that caught my attention the most was the large oaken desk at the far back. It spand from left wall to the right, a bit excessive if you ask me, heh Twilight would have a field day in here, on top of the desk was a buch equipment ranging from vials to a sink but in the middle of it all was a floating dark blue/black book, underneath it was a ring that was dark blue, kinda like Luna's coat.

I walked around the transmutation circle and walked to the floating book and ring. As I got closer I saw that the ring was in some kind of bubble and was floating an inch above the desk. I just stared at it before I finally said fuck it and snatched the ring from the bubble. Was it a dumb idea? Yes, did i care? No-well maybe a little but still nothing happened. I held the ring inbetween my right thumb and pointer and held it up to my eye, now that I got a better look at it I saw that there were strange runes on the inside, kinda like the one ring except I doubt that if I put it on I would see a giant flaming eyeball and get chased by whatever the hell the nazguls were. I grabbed the book out of the air and read the title

'Luna's Magical Diary'

Wait. A magical diary! Maybe this will explain what this ring is.

I opened it and read the first entery,

'Entery 1-21x,

Thy sister has given thy self this book to keep all my magical findings in,

Oh god Luna even wrote in old english that was gonna make reading this diffficult,

'Thy first experiment shall be on this ring I found. At first glance it seems to be a normal ring but after many experiments on it, it seems to act the same way as a unicorns horn. I do believe that it my even allow none unicorns such as earth ponies or pegisi to perform magic. Furthermore it also seems that it is searching for a suitable host as it seems to reject all who try to wear it,

Holy hell. Did I stumble upon a deleted scene or something. A ring like this was huge, allowing non-unicorns to peform magic was a breakthro-wait a minute. I'm a non-unicorn and Luna did say it was searching for a host. I stared at the ring in a new light maybe, just maybe I could wear it and if I could then I would be able to perform magic.

...

Fuck it.

I placed the diary down, taking care not to lose the page I was on, took a deep breath and put the ring on my right ring finger but nothing happ-

OH HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF FUCKING JESUS!

Pain, a lot of pain, the best way to describe it was like someone took burning hot needles and stabbed them into my finger one at a time, I had to bite my tounge to stop me from crying out, after what seemed like hours of endless torture the pain finally subsided it transitioned into a nice feeling, it was like all the pain was being reverted into a healing effect on my finger. I looked at my new ring and saw that it seemed to of merged with my finger, I gave an experimentle tug and found that, no matter how hard I tried, it wouldn't come off. Guess I was stuck with it now buuuuuuuuut then again I can do magic.

Heh, the video of the gmod you're a wizard Harry popped into my head. Anyway back to the diary.

'I have also descovered a magic that has long been forgotten, void magic. Thy sister has warned me about this magic and that I should be cautious when experimenting.

Princess Luna of Equestria

Well damn.

I quickly flipped through and saw that it stopped half way through the dairy. I guess that means that where it stops is when Luna turned into Nightmare Moon but I noticed something strange about the last entry, strange as in it was in a different style of writing. I looked to see who signed it at saw that it was Celestia herself.

'To anyone that finds this,

Please destroy all trances of void magic. I believe that it had a part in turning my sister into the being known as Nightmare Moon. Void magic is performed by tapping into ones dark emotions, this along with the anger towards me and my little ponies sleeping through her night must've been to much for her. Void magic is a dark and evil magic and should not, must not exist. So please I beg of you,

Eliminate void magic from history.

Princess Celestia of Equestria

Jesus christ. All our knowledge of how Luna turned into Nightmare has been only half right all this time, if this void magic was this bad then maybe I should get rid of it but then again what would happen if I managed to control it. My mind raced at a mile a minute until I was brought out of my musings when my stomach all but growled at me. I looked at my phone to see that it was 8:00 am and the song that was playing was 'Stronger than you-sans version'. I placed the book back on the table and decided to head to Ponyville for some food. Wait.

I DON'T HAVE MONEY.

Crapcrapcrapcrapfuckshit. What was I gonna do, I didn't wanna steal anything from Ponyville as I didn't want to get on the Main 6's bad side. I tapped my foot on the ground, a habit of mine when I was thinking about stuff, then I remebered the gems in the cabinets and took out a handfull of gems and placing them in my pockets.

I all but ran up the stairs, forgoing to close the bookcase, and was about to run out when I remebered that I would stand out like a sore thumb in Ponyville, I also didn't want to make myself known if it was before Nightmares return. What to do, what to do?

Out the corner of my eye I spotted a tatterd brown cloak that had a hood and that it was particularly foggy outside giving me an idea. I put the cloak on and found that it covered my whole body, even my head as well, I smirked at my idea.

I was about to pull a first sighting of Zecora.

=0=

It was a foggy morning in Ponyville and everyone was going about there buisness all in all a normal day except for one little thing. They weren't pony like at all, oh no no no no, they were anthromorphic. A part of me was glad as I wouldn't stand out that much, well besides from the creepy cloak look, but another part of me was dissapointed as it wasn't original like the show but I didn't care.

I stood at the edge of Ponyville and the Ever free forest and wondered how I was gonna handle this. Well I did until I heard a gasp in front of me. I looked up and saw a pony with a magenta coat wearing what looked like gardening clothes. I think her name was Daisy.

I grinned at her, revealing my canines at her and said a single yet effective word, "Run."

And boy did she run but not only that but scream as well. Jesus did she have a pair of pipes on her, I had to wait for my ears to stop ringing before I walked forward and saw that the streets were barren. I looked left and right of me and saw that some were peaking from windows and doors. In one of the buidlings I noticed five bright coloured hairs. Two pink, one darker then the other, one purple, one blonde and one that was a rainbow.

'Bingo' Seems like my plan to pull a Zecora worked meaning I was free from Pinkie's...ahem... 'surprise appearence'. I continued walking down the streets until I found my one of my two destinations.

Golden oaks library. The cartoon did not do this thing justice. It was titanic in size, spanning taller then any of the buildings, it's thick roots were buried deep in the ground, a red door, antique in design, circular windows and a healthy amount of green leaves that made for excellent shade. Props to Spike and Twilight for maintaining this place.

I saw that none of the lights were on which meant either Twilight wasn't here yet or she was out. I gave the door a push and found that it was locked. Good. That meant that, timeline wise, it was before Nightmares return. That's gave me time to prepare and try and learn some magic, even if it wouldn't be enough. I then decieded to head to my next destination. Applejack's apple stand.

Honestly it wasn't all that hard to find, especially when the smell of cooked apple treats overpowered any smell in the vicinity. Apple tarts, fritters, pies, crumbles and more. Just looking at them made my mouth water. I grabbed two normal apples, an apple tart, pie and a crumble before grabbing a bag that was hanging off the side and placing two fire rubies, a aqua sapphire and thunder topaz on the cart before turning and leaving but nor before I looked to where five of the six where hiding. My green eyes caught theirs before they ducked back down. I chuckled before continuing my leave.

=0=

I made it back to the castle in a shorter time then I did to get to Ponyville, I guess it's because I didn't exactly know the way before. I've already eaten the tart and pie which left me with the two normal apples and the crumble. I decided to save those for later. I walked back to the hidden room and place the bag on top of the desk before getting back to reading the diary after all.

I don't how much time I have until Nightmare for all I know it could be tommorow or it could be a year from now. But either way I was gonna learn magic even if it was just a little bit.

As I read on I learnt more and more about void magic. Apparently void magic was first discovered by the apprentice of Starswirl, a unicorn by the name of Dark Shadow. Dark Shadow was the first to master void magic and became a mage on par with Starswirl but he disappeared when an experiment went wrong. Acording to Shadow void magic was acomplished by physically calling the void and grasping it and if you managed to do this you could shape and mold it into anything, Shadow excelled in archery and with a void bow he could shoot into a group and tie them in place. There was also a record of him creating a wall of void fire that stopped a tsunami from destroying his home town of, Baltimare.

The void itself was a physical aspect of everything, it was stronger in some more than others but it still was there, most unicorns referred to it as the negitive side of ponies, something which Shadow protested, as time went on more and more unicorns started to practice it but only Shadow has mastered it and the others who attempted to practice it were consumed by the void which made Shadow, Starswirl and the old King and his Wife deem it as a forbidden practice. It was then later descovered by Luna which lead to today.

I closed the dairy and just...sat there...after learning all I did about void magic I wanted to actually practice it, it could help me in the future especially when we come up against Tirek. The diary that Luna kept was very detailed in how to practice void magic but I would need to practice normal magic before I even tired to delve down that rabbit hole.

I stood up and streched my back, popping sounds coming from it, I walked over to the bookshelf with the books on it and started to scan through them, hoping to find a magic book. After a minute of looking I found what I was looking for. The book was blue with stars on it and in white text it said 'Novice guide to Magic Vol I'. Well time to hit the grind stone.

Six months later...

I stood in the backgardan of the castle, my hands forming a circle, with my right pointing up and my left pointing down, palms facing each other, as a small dark purple ball appeared in my hands. It had taken me three months to manifest my magic and another two to cast spells such as telekinesis and levitation and another month until I was confident enough to start practicing void magic. The purple ball in my hand started to shift and change shape until it was 4 feet in length.

I learned that each void magic user had a different 'catalyst' so to speak, it was basically the same as Shadow's bow but mine was a katana. The blade was 3 feet, so about the length of my arm, and the hilt was a foot long. I span it around my body performing slashes and jabs before I applied other magic to it. Like I said earlier each was a 'catalyst', by applying different magic to your 'catalyst' the effect would vary. By applying fire magic I founf that I could launch blades of fire from the sword, that was a hell of a shit show when I first descovered it I was surprised the forest didn't burn down, by applying water it would act like a hose and so on and so fourth. I despelled my 'catalyst' before walking inside, using telekinesis to grab the dairy and a quill to write down a couple of notes.

I walked down to the lab, the place behind the bookcase as i've dubbed it, and looked around with a smile on my face as I was pleased in the change to this place. In six months I managed to fill the shelf with all the vials and containers up with multiple substances, ranging from normal water to sodium chloride and even liquid aluminum, that last one was an absolute pain to deal with, but all in all I was pleased with my self. The desk was filled with notes on different experiments i've done on different gems and substances, did you know that if you mix liquid aluminum with a snow quartz you get an unstable energy source that has the potential to destory an entire oak tree and decay it's leaves in a matter of seconds but it only works with trees but not flowers or grass, and even my current test. I was currently working with fire rubies, the most unstable gem next to obsidian, yeah obsidian is unstable when mixed with chemicals such as iodine and chlorine, don't ask how I got these materials as it involves a dragon, a lot of chloroform and pixies.

'Okay so i've done iron mixed with a fire ruby the result was that the ruby took on the properties of the iron and turned silver, aluminum too, a fire ruby mixed with a thunder topaz resulted in an a magic blast that was both lighting and fire, need to see if I can recreate it without the gems, hmm what else can I do... I mused to myself unaware that today was the summer sun celebration and that I needed to reveal myself.

Night time

"Ughhh." I groaned as I streched my back, rewarding me with satisfying popping sounds, I was currently working with too unstable materials. Nitroglycerin and fire rubies. I was about to pour a TINY amount, about a milileter, of nitroglycerin onto a fire ruby when,

DOOOOOOM

A loud boom shock the castle making me drop the nitroglycerin on the desk shattering the container it was in.

'Great now i'm gonna need to find more nitroglycerin, perfect just perfect, I sighed before rubbing my eyes and looking at the time on my phone and saw that it was two in the morning and, "OH CRAP IT'S THE DAY OF THE SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION!" Yeah like I said, completely forgot, I realised that that boom was probably Nightmare getting blasted with the friendship rainbow of doom. I turned to walk out when I heard sizziling behind me. I turned and the blood all but drained from my face as I saw that the contents of the nitroglycerin had mixed with the fire ruby making it light up like it was the fourth of July and it was at this moment I knew what would happen when nitroglycerin mixes with a fire ruby. Outcome,

'DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

A very loud boom and a lot of smoke, had no idea why it was pink though.

At the same time

Nightmare Moon stood in shock as the unicorn mare explained that each of the ponies before her represented the elements of harmony but she smirked as she realised one vey important thing.

"You still don't have the sixth element," Nightmare exclaimed, "The spark didn't work!"

"But it did..." The purple unicorn replied, "A diiferent spark...I felt it the very moment I realized how happy I was to hear you… to see you…how much I cared about you… the spark ignited inside of me… when I realized you all… are MY friends!" The sixth element appeared and come down upon her, shining brightly, "You see Nightmare Moon… when those elements are ignited by the… the spark that resides in the heart of us all, it creates the sixth element. The element of… MAGIC!"

All the ponies crystals started to form into necklaces and into a tiara for the purple one, a rainbow coloured beam shot out from them and enveloped Nightmare.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

DOOOOOOOOOM

The room was covered in a bright light before it faded, all the ponies who were covered in the elements were on the ground groaning.

"Ooh. My head…"

"Every pony okay…?"

"Oh! Thank goodness!"

"Why, Rarity. It's so lovely!"

"I know! I'll never part with it again!"

"No, your necklace. It looks just like your cutie mark!"

"Oh! So does yours!"

"Look at mine! Look at mine!"

"Aww! Yeah!"

"Gee Twilight, I thought you were spouting a bunch of hooey... but I reckon... we really do represent the elements of friendship." The orange one said to Twilight.

"Indeed you do..." A gentle and motherly voice said from a ball of light which formed into Princess Celestia herself. They all gasped and bowed to the regal princess.

However Twiglight ran up and hugged the princess, which she returned in full, "Princess Celestia!"

"Twilight Sparkle. My faithful student. I knew you could do it." She told her in a heartwarming tone.

""But…" Twilight responded. "You told me it was all a pony tale."

"I told you that you needed to make some friends, nothing more. I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon's return, and I knew you had the magic inside to defeat her. But you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart. Now if only another will is well…" They looked over to the defeated pony. "Princess Luna…"

The defeated mare was startled when Princess Celestia began walking towards her.

"It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this… time to put our differences behind us… we're meant to rule together, little sister."

"Sister?" The other ponies questioned.

"Will you accept my friendship?" Princess Celestia asked Princess Luna.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Before Luna could answer her big sister there was suddenly another explosion that rocked the castle.

"What was that!" Twilght yelled. But before anyone could answer her a cloud of pink smoke seeped out from one of the doors. They all tensed up as it opened and they began to hear coughing.

"*cough cough* That's the last time I bring a whole vial of nitroglycerin to a fire ruby *cough cough*" They all heard a males voice from the smoke. Then, from the direction of the voice, there was a strong gust of wind that blew the smoke away revealing a male with brown hair waving his hand in front of his face, behind him was a floating note book that looked very familier to Luna and Celestia. The note book opened in fron of him and a quill began to write what he was saying, "Experiment number 741021, fire ruby and nitroglycerin, amount of nitroglycerin used: 500ml, amount that was supposed to be used: 1ml. Outcome, fire ruby detonated the nitroglycerin in explosion that was bigger than expected. Additonal notes, aquire more nitroglycerin.

"Who are you?" Princess Celestia's voice called out seemingly surprising the male as he looked up in shock.

"Aw crap."

1st person view

"Who are you?" I heard the regal and motherly voice of Princess Celestia? I looked up and my face went into pure and utter shock as I saw the main six wearing the elements of harmony, Celestia and Luna by there side.

"Aw crap." I wasn't really shocked that they were all here. No what shocked me was that, judging by there faces, they heard my little experiment.

I quickly glanced over them and took in their apperances. Twilight was wearing a white blouse with a purple skirt with stars embroided on it. Pinkie was wearing a pink t-shirt that had the words 'PARTY TIME' in yellow and a light blue skirt with her cutie mark on it. Rarity was wearing a pure white dress that reached just above her ankles. Rainbow was hovering above them in a black tank top and light blue shorts. Applejack was wearing denim jeans and a checkerd shirt that was tied up underneath her bust, you know like a sterotypical cowgirl, her signiture stetson on her head and Flutters, from what I could slightly see, was wearing a yellow sweater and a lighter coloured skirt than Pinkies. I looked over Celestia and Luna and saw that they wearing the same thing, a long dress that put Rarity's to shame, each matched there coats.

I rubbed the back of my head as they all stared at me in silence, "Well this is awkward... I was hoping to re-" I felt my magic flare up which made me open my eyes to see Rainbow hovering an inch in front of my face causing me to activate my teleportation magic. I teleported behind them. "AHEM." They all jumped when they heard me behind them, "Not that I don't enjoy a scare or too but don't do that next Rainbow okay."

"How do you know my name! Are-" She started to say but I held up my hand silencing her.

"No I'm not a spy and I know all about you, Rainbow Dash element of loyalty," Again I felt my magic flare up but this time it was stronger and was coming in the direction of... Luna? Why was she pissed?

"WHERE DID THOU GET THAT RING ON YOUR FINGER!" I winced as I dug a finger in my ear.

'Right I forgot she doesn't know how to control her voice and that this ring of hers was a project of hers.' Jeez this was about to get difficult.

"I too am curious." Yep. Veeeeeeery difficult.

"Well to begin I think I should tell you my name," I straightend myself before using my magic to get a hat and place it in front of me in a bow, "The names Shiro Orimura. Pleased to make your acquaintance. Oh and you can have this back AJ." I said tossing her hat to her.

"Wha-when in the hay did you get ma hat?" She questioned, read yelled, at me.

I shrugged, "When I did that bow. Anyways to answer your question Princesses I aquired this ring when I...stumbled upon your experimentation room Luna." Apparently that was the wrong thing to say as the next thing I knew I was staring up at the sky.

"THOU WENT IN THY PRIVATE QUARTERS! IF THIS WAS 1000 YEARS EARLIER THOU SHALL HAVE THINE HEAD" Huh seems like she FUS ROH DAH'd me.

I groaned as I rubbed my head, "Okay ow, you seriously need to control your voice Luna. It's not a thousand years ago so things have changed quite a bit," I stood up and dusted my self off for the third time today, "And the reason I went in there was because this place has been abandoned for a thousand years and besides," I held up my hand that had the ring on it, "It seems the ring has accepted me as it's user."

"I'm sorry but you're not making any sense and Princess Celestia why is that ring special?" I heard Twilight ask her teacher. I started to chuckle which got there attention.

"I see that you all have questions for me," after a confermation of 'mhms' from the girls and Luna I layed down an ultimatum, "So how about this. We all head to Golden Oaks library after we celebrate the rest of the summer sun celebration and the return of Princess Luna and then i'll answer a question from each of you but only if I get to ask one as well. Sound far Princess?" I lookde over to Celestia who was eyeing me before closing her eyes, then opening them with a soft smile on her face.

"Yes these terms are acceptable." I clapped my hands together.

"Good now i'll meet you in Ponyville in about," I looked at my phone which got a reaction from Twilight

"What is that?"

"Hehehe silly Twilight. I said i'll answer a question when we get to the library. As I was saying I will meet you in an hour as I need to clean up the mess that my latest...experiment...caused" Celestia nodded and ushered them all away, her arm over Luna's shoulder in a sisterlty hug, and I got to work cleaning the remains of the nitroglycerin.

An hour later

I stood outside of the library, wearing my cloak to conceal myself, and listened to Rainbow rant about me which was kinda amusing. Opening the door to the library I coughed to get their attention.

"Told ya I would come in an hour," I took notice of Luna who still looked very much angry at me, "Okay so who's first?" Twilight raised her hand and I pointed at her.

"Who are you?" She asked. I laughed as she asked the wrong question.

"I'm Shiro Orimura. Now who's next?" That brought a confused look from Twilight.

"Wait but I have more questions!" She was not gonna like what I had to say next. I made an'X' with my arms.

"Mnope. Only one question per person." She made a sound that was akin to a strangled gargle. "So who's next?" I repeated and this time Pinkie put up her hand, practically bouncing on the spot, I smirked as I already knew what she was gonna say.

"Do you like parties?" Knew it~

"Yes." Twilight did not like that seeing as she was giving Pinkie weak glare. Rarity put her hand up.

"What was that strange device from earlier?" Ah I was wondering if they were gonna ask about that. I help it up for them all to see.

"This," I gave my phone a little shake, "Is called an Iphone. A device from my world that probably has more information then the Canterlot library and the Royal library combined. Next." I wonder if any of them noticed my little comment.

"What in the hay did you mean by 'your world'?" So Applejack noticed.

"Simply put I'm from a universe seperate to this one." Now that got Twilight in a dizzy. I could that she was practically begging to ask more questions but if she did I wouldn't answer. I noticed Fluttershy, specifically her hair, cowering behind AJ. "Flutters," I saw her body tense when I called her name, I kept my voice low and soft, "Do you have a question for me?" She gave a barely aduible 'no' which made me sigh, "Okay but if you do then don't hasitate how to ask okay."

Rainbow decided that it was her turn to ask a question seeing as she got right up in my face. "So how do you know about us hmm?" She was not liking me that's for sure.

"I know a lot about you all, well more so the main six then you Princesses, I know how you all got your cutie marks and I also know about some of your families, well the ones that have been shown of course. Okay now it's my tu-"

"U-um. I h-have a q-question," I was interrupted by Flutters weak voice, if you thought she was adorable as a pony then you should see her as an anthro, ma heart, "H-how much do you know about us?" She suddenly shrank back behind AJ, "I-if that's not too much to ask."

"I did say I would answer any question." And so I did. I went through all my information on the main six, even some bits on Luna and Celestia, and to say they were shocked would be an understatement to say the least.

"And how exactly DO you know so much Shiro?" Celestia asked me, her eyebrow raised, props to Celestia she can be intimidating when the need calls for it.

"Well it all starts with a show called 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'," I heard Spike and Rainbow gag at the name, "Yeah when I first heard it I thought it was corny too."

"Okay but what does this have to do with us?" Twilight exclaimed.

"Was that a question."

"I guess?" She gave me a puzzled look which turned to horror when she saw my shit eating grin.

"Sorry but only one question per person. Finally Luna," I turned my attention to the Lunar princess, "Do you have a question for me?"

"WHAT IS THIS 'MY LITTLE PONY'?" Still needs to learn voice control but that can wait until nightmare night.

"Where to begin," And so I began to tell them all my knowledge on the show, leaving out the season finales and beginnings of course, "And I was just a fan of the show." I noticed all there shell shocked faces.

"So let me get this straight," Applejack just stared at me with wide eyes, "You're from another world,"

"Yes."

"Where all of us," She gestured to everyone that was present, "Are in a show and we're all ponies?"

"That is correct." I felt my magic flare, she was probably using her element to see if I was lying or not.

"Well butter my biscuit,"

"Wut."

"He's not lying."

"What!" That came from everyone but the princesses.

"You can't be serious AJ!" Rainbow expressed her disspleasure at the situation and honestly I don't blame her considering things but that was cut short when Celestia spoke.

"If I may," We all turned our attention to her, "The element of honesty can tell a lie no matter how believe or unbelievable it is." She looked at me, her face showed that she wanted to ask another question. So I decided to...indulge her.

"Seeing as you look like you want to ask one more thing Princess, I guess i'll let you." She gave me a mother smile.

"Thank you. All I would like to know is, how did you get here?" Fuck. I was hoping that I wouldn't have to answer this especially with the others in the room.

I paced around for a bit before pointing to the six, "Could you give me and the Princesses the room please. This is a...delicate...matter." They all looked to Celestia to which she sighed.

"How delicate of a matter is this?" She asked.

"This information shouldn't be learned by these guys until the one who punted me her makes itself known' delicate and, at this time, should only be learned by you two."

"Hmm I see. Twilight can you and your friends give us the room." She asked her faithful student in the nicest way possible. Twilight looked at her, then me, then back to Celestia before nodding and walking out.

"Come on girls, lets give them some space." They all left with her leaving just me, Luna and Celestia.

"Okay now I need your word that you won't go beserk because thankfully he's still trapped." Both Celestia and Luna looked at each and then me.

"Who is still trapped?" Luna asked, thankfully not using her Canterlot voice.

"The person who punted me here was Discord."

"WHAT!" That was loud.

"Are you sure it was him?" Celestia asked me, obviously worried.

"A male draconequus yeah I'm sure it was him BUT he hasn't broken free yet." I kept that last bit to myself, there was no need to worry them and besides I don't want to mess with the main events too much.

"Hmm this is troubling to say the least," Celestia rubbed her chin before Luna leant up and whisperd something in her sister's ear, "Yes I suppose you're right Luna. Well if that is all-"

"Hold it," I stopped her mid-sentence, they both gave me a look, "Remember my terms?" Celestia placed her right hand pointer finger on her her chin, a grin that was classed as her 'trollestia' grin.

"Hmm nope sorry I don't think I do." I was not amused. Sure it was funny to see her troll others but to be trolled by her.

"Enough with the trolling Celestia. Anyways my question is," I bent my head down slightly, making my hair shadow my left eye, "What information do you have on Dark Shadow and void magic?" You could hear a pin drop in the silence that fall over us, they obviously didn't like that question. The room temperature spiked a bit and at the same time it also dropped.

"Where did you hear those names?" Celestia asked, clearly angered.

"Luna's experiment notebook," I raised my right hand, the one with the ring on it, "That's when I also found this ring. I've been practicing void magic and it hasn't affected me in anyway. I read that the only pony who has mastered void magic is the unicorn Dark Shadow. That's also the reason why I asked the others to give us the room, if Twilight found out about void magic," I shook my head with a grimice, "No doubt that she would try and practice it." I saw the apprehension on there faces, "You don't have to give me an answer at this moment in fact I would rather you give me an answer at the Grand Galloping Gala," I gave them my version of 'puppy dog' eyes, "That is if i'm allowed to come."

"Hmm what do you think Luna?" Celestia asked her little sister, clearly troubled with what I have asked of them.

"I think we need think this over sister," She replied to her, her eyes never leaving me, "After all void magic is dangerous."

"But not impossible to master as seen by Shadow." I voiced my thoughts to them.

"Yes, me and my sister will think about it. Is that acceptable" Celestia looked at me.

"Yes, that's better then what I expected, actually I expected you to falt out say no Cele." She raised an eyebrow, from either her nickname I gave her or my answer.

"Oh and why's that Shiro, was it."

"Yeah that's my name and well it is supposed to be a forbbiden magical practice right." I told her while shrugging. She merely nodded and waved the others back in.

"So what did he ask?" Twilight asked her mentor. Both me, Celestia and Luna looked at one another before Celestia looked back at her student and shook her head.

"Sorry my faithful student but that is private matters."

"O-oh I understand." She seemed rather down by that so I decided to steep in.

"Hey hey don't be so down Twi and besides it's not the Princesses fault," She looked up at me with an eybrow raised, in fact all the others did as well, well except Flutters who refused to meet my gaze, "I stumbled upon something that was supposed to be long since forgotten and i'm paying for it," I did a hearty yawn after that, "Ugh excuse me I haven't had that much sleep recently," I noticed Spike behind them, he was barely awake as well, "Heh seems you assisstant needs some rest as well." With that I turned on my heel but not before giving one last parting words. "Well now that the events have been set in motion you guys are gonna be seeing a lot more of me whether you like me or not and Princesses, don't hasitate to give me a shout if you make your decision early or if you ever wanna talk to me about current or future events but I can't reveal that much less I mess with the spacetime continuum." And with that I gave a two finger wave and walked out the library, with my hood up, and walked back to the castle which was now my home.