After a quick stop at Joe’s, I left with two very special vials for one very special projects. From many, many tests Joe and I found that mixing Timberwolf resin, and Drake blood, with mostly any kind of powedered gemstone made a neat misty green compound. This compound mixed with metal in a smelt would birth a metal that could stand extreme temperatures, would not oxodize, and was extremely durable. You could slam a seventy ton bolder going Mach 8 into it and barely dent it.

However, this means you would have to get it right the first time, because refitting is out of the question and melting it down would take forever. Growth enchantments could be used to keep it fitted to the users form, as long as it had some form of DNA for it to bind itself too...and wouldn’t you know it, my cloak had fur from both all over it from them hiding behind me. So, all that was left would be to make it using measurements I didn’t have. Simple fix really, make them using pony mannequins. Those were actually easier to procure that I initially thought. Ponies were really wasteful with certain things, so all I had to do was wait for one to be left out in the open.

I prepared a forge, two smelters, and two beakers for their armor. Whilst making the first compound, I added Luna’s fur to it. It changed color to dark blue. The second compound, when mixed with Celestia’s fur, made a golden-ish color.

‘Why am I not surprised.’

Adding them to the smelters was a whole new level of weird. When added, the smelters started faintly glowing. I disregarded it, and waited for the metal and mixture to bind. While I waited I tried to decide what weapons to give them.

“For Tia...definitely a claymore. For Luna...a scythe?” I muttered to myself “Maybe a- what the hell!?” I screamed said slightly louder than normal.

The glowing on both had grown to be more like a lighthouse bulb. Knowing how giant glowing things tend to work, I teleported out of the room.

*Crack-Boom* *Crack-Boom*

I apparently did so just in time, as two explosions rocked the tower. I teleported back in, and saw nothing but smoke and a faint light. I punched holes in the wall made a few windows for the smoke to escape through. When I did that I saw the two smelters had indeed exploded, and in their remnants were two sets of filly sized armor….floating and glowing filly sized armor.

“Well then, fuck you too logic.” I said. looking around, I saw bits of shrapnel lodged into stone walls, the wooden door, the gorram weapons, and the gorram Orc...wait. “You okay?”

“Yeah boss, it only went through three arteries.”

“Only three?”

“....okay maybe five.”

“Get to a medic...now.”

“Okay boss.”

Author's Note

Eh...heheheh....I forgot to hit publish on this...so it’s been sitting here collecting dust.....sorry folks.