The Average Day of A Bad Self Insert: The Sequel: The Prequel

The pony that emerged was Rainbow Sparkle. Her rainbow-gold and silver eyes gleamed in the sun.

"Ace! My Husband!" She cried out.

"Aw, shit." Ace remarked as he began to run away.

Rainbow Sparkle was too fast, however. She lifted Ace up and galloped away with him.

"Let me go, damn you!" Ace shouted.

"Ace," She gasped,
"You've been corrupted with profanity."

"What are you talking about?" He asked, questioning her sanity for the most part.

"We've got to take you to Universe Singularity the omniscient wizard in the Rainbow Village." She clarified.

"Wait, who?"

"Universe Singularity!" She exclaimed.

They were suddenly flying.

"Wait, how are we in the air?"

"Don't you remember, silly? I'm an Alicorn!" She remarked.

They were headed somewhere Ace never heard of.