Author's Note

March 2024

Oh, I had this one for a while now. I originally made a thread of it years ago (it was intended to be like a parody of Goofy's 'How To...' series), but I expanded upon it, tweaked the presentation, and poured ponies in it.

To some regard, I blended this concept with another idea to create this story, but it definitely feels familiar to my older work.

Equestrian Planet

The Most Devastating Insult

Dominance plays an important part in all life. Controlling, possessing, and copulating, dominance is the driving force that steer the course of life.

Take this seaside town with these two fine examples of opposing genders, one representing the authority of the law and the other a common resident.

"Hey, Posey."

"WHAT!?"

"H... h-hi."

"WHAT KIND OF SHERIFF GOES AROUND DISTURBING THE PEACE?"

"I was just being friendly."

"SO YOU'RE HITTING ON ME INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR JOB?"

"That wasn't my intention!"

"ARE YOU IMPLY THAT I'M UNAPPEALING? THAT I'M NOT WORTH THE TIME?"

"NO! You're worth every bit of my time."

"OH, THEN YOU'RE STALKING ME."

"That's not- I mean- It was just-"

"YOU'RE REVOLTING!!!"

Note the power behind her words, how she seized the situation with a firm affront towards this town's officer. While one reins order for her foal's future, the other receives a permanent decrease of masculinity.