One of a kind (Rewrite)
Ponies are Idiots
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"Wow just wow," I said stunned at the idiot who had decided it was a good idea to fly headfirst full speed at a large group of armed people. "Hey Purple is that a friend of yours?"
"Oh it's Rainbow," she said with a smile. "she's gonna take you down in ten seconds flat."
"You're forgetting something Purple," I formed a fifty caliber rifle in my hands and loaded a single shot.
"What's that?"
"That I'm the mother fucking GOD OF WAR," I yelled and squeezed the trigger keeping the gun steady and aimed for a disabling shot. "BOOM," The loud sound of a bullet breaking the sound barrier echoed around us as it flew and tore a chunk out of gay pride's wing. "Bullseye."
"Rainbow!" cried Purple as she broke from my men's hold and ran to her downed friend. "Oh, Celestia I've gotta get you to the hospti-AH!"
"Get up bitch we'll bring gay pride with us and drop her off at the hospital i' an asshole but she ain't done nothing worth dying over yet," I dragged her up pushing her back to two massive dogs who were carrying shields and swords. "Don't let her escape again."
"Sir what about her," asked a griffon who pointed at the pegasus.
"You six will take her to the hos[ital, drop her off, and then meet us at the castle understand."
"Got it, boss," the griffon, a zebra, and four dogs walked off with a rainbow-haired pony.
"Now for the rest of you to the castle," we then quickly marched our way to the castle.
(POV Rarity)
It was simply wonderful to be out of that dark dank cave the first thing I had done once getting home was getting a bath and oh did it feel good and today was even better because as I was leaving the dogs den I grabbed a few fire rubies nothing could ruin my day. Until I heard it the sound of marching feet not quite uniform and equal like guards but it was definitely marching and so in my infinite wisdom I decided to check it out beliving it to be Pinkie Pie and another of her stunts hoping i wouldn't see twenty clones.
As I turned the corner I saw over twenty nonponies marching down the street directly towards the castle and with them was the armored giant who I believe Twilight said was named Ausar but worst of all was the dark purple guardpony and zebra dragging Twilight behind them and so I did the stupidest thing I've ever done I yelled at them.
"Hey let her go!" I said igniting my horn and lifting up a few rocks which I planned to launch at them. "I don't want to hurt you."
"Bitch please you ain't got nuthin on us," said the leading griffon as the dogs locked shields swords and guns poking out the front. "Go ahead throw a pebble and we'll shred ya."
I then decided a tactical retreat was in order and ran off screaming.
(POV Ausar)
"Idiots we aren't here to play games we're here for the boy!" I yelled stomping passed them and up to the castle which we had finally reached. "Now in we go," I kicked the large doors open causing to guards to go flying. "Oops...Oh well we were gonna kill them anyway."
The six who had deposited gay pride at the hospital joined us and walked through the doorway. "Did you get her to the hospital," I asked the griffon.
"Yes boss we got her there," he and his squad then formed up with the rest of the group.
"Listen up everyone here is how this is gonna go down there will be eight groups splitting off each made of two shield bearers and one gunman like I explained earlier, the other six," I looked at the hospital group. "Will stay with me and secure the throne room if possible do not kill only kill as a last resort we don't need any vengeful families after us those are just headaches," I paused to let my soldiers process it. "the other groups shall search the castle for the boy and any interesting magical artifacts and tomes understand."
"Yes boss/sir!" they said in semi-unison as they split off and the others followed me.
"Bossman, what do you want the artifacts and tomes you have told us before that your magic is different than ours?"
"There are certain runic configurations I wish to try and also we have stormy who is a unicorn but the artifact I'm looking for is what my people named project looking glass a portal to another realm like ours but different," I saw twilights eyes widen as I described it. "so it is here hmm I wonder who's on the other side."
"Sir these tomes you were talking about why do we need them we have your technology and special magic?" asked stormy as we arrived at the throne room.
"I do not have what is needed to create more technology without diverting progress from my other projects and while I do not mind doing so I do not wish to and I believe that magic may be an answer."
"Bang," a side door opened revealing a bag toting griffon with two dogs following carrying what looked like a holographic table. "Boss we found some stuff," he said as I walked over and observed the books which seemed to be written in a different language.
"Stormy search through these find out which are useful or not," I told her as I walked to the table and leaned on it as it showed the symbol twilight had on her. "So it's a locator then."
"No, It shows us where assistance it needed so we can help other ponies it will also help in tracking evil beings like you," she said with a smirk.
"You ponies don't know when to stop talking do you hmm so now that I know it can be used against me do you really think I'll let it continue to exist," her eyes widened as a large hammer formed the hed pulsing with an unknown power as I raised it over my head and slammed it down cracking the table in two dispersing all images on it causing it to release a powerful wave of magic knocking over most of my men along with twilight. "Hmph easy," I quietly mumbled as I stalked up to the large purple throne and sat feeling it resize itself.
"How could you do that," said a tearful purple princess. "It was an irreplaceable magical artifact it could have done so much good."
"You rely to heavily on your artifact Equestrian," said the deep voice of Zulu. "learn to do things without magic as my people had to."
"Hey let go of me you stupid mutts!" I hear as two groups walked in all four dogs had their shields on their backs and were holding a struggling dragon. "I'll get free and you'll be toast then."
"Quiet whelp!" yelled one of the dogs as they threw him at twilight who grabbed onto him as he stopped. "Boss the other group found this magic mirror thing and are bringing it here."
"Good good now down to business," I said as I began to notice the quickly filling room. "dragon can you guess what this is about?"
"Your another evil being that the elements are gonna send to Tartarus," he spat with venom and a bit of fire.
"Ha I like you noot afraid to say what you think but no I'm not the antagonist of this story you good friend Celestia is," I waited a second. "Let me ask a question why do you think that you never grow?"
"I grow I'm just a baby dragon we grow slower than ponies so I'm normal size for a sixteen year old dragon."
"No Spike your not," I said darkly. "you see boy you good princess Celestia etched runes into your spines to make you her magical mailbox but what she didn't tell you is that she also suppressed your growth and more, I waited to calm myself. "You should be at least seven feet tall and have wings large enough and strong enough to at least glide on."
"What no that isn't true Celestia wouldn't."
"Spike it's true I've known for about three years I'm sorry I just didn't know how to tell you," she looked up at him and I watched as his heart broke and he crawled backward away from her.
"There's gotta be a way to fix this I mean It's cand be like this forever."
"Spike comes with us we will fix everything we can and try to return you to your natural state," I watched as he stopped crawling and turned and looked at me. "I promise on my life that I will try my hardest to return you to what dragons are meant to look like."
"Okay," He said stepping beside stormy and Zulu. "goodbye Princess I hope you burn in Tartarus," he said as he turned away from her.
"I believe I have forgotten to introduce myself to you I am Ausar the god of war."
(POV Twilight)
No this couldn't be happening I was going to tell him when he was older but it's too late now. "Spike please think about this listen to me," I yelled at him. "He's killed dragons."
"Yes I have but he was a slaver and forced others to do his will without their consent and punished them if they rebelled hmm sounds like someone in this room."
"I am not a slaver Spike was my assistant!"
"Hmm no payment, forced labor, and punished if he rebels. sounds like slavery to me," said Ausar as the rest of his troops walked in carrying the mirror portal. "Ah guess it's time to leave hurry everyone pack the books and cover the artifacts we're leaving."
"No I won't let you," I said as I fire off a powerful blast at Ausar and then sent a longrange message to my guards who were unfortunately either unconscious or dead.
"Oh princess that was a bad move," said the deep near demonic voice of Ausar as he stepped from the smoking crater forming a massive gleaming scythe that had a black metal shaped into the skulls of unknown creatures on the back eyesockets and mouth spewing a black flame which seemed to have a white outline. The handle was at least as tall as the wielder and the blade five feet long and serrated. "You should've waited till I got my suppression potion but now you've started a battle you can't win," I watched as all the soldiers and spike ran outside where thorugh the window I watched some dogs begin to tunnel and I summoned my own personal armor that the princesses had forced me to have made in my left hand was a tower shield and my right a large lightning coated spear. "Ooh so you have armor too let's see whose is stronger," he yelled flying at me with a downward strike that ripped through my unenchanted shield. "aw so weak," he said punching me ripping the demonic weapon from its place in my shield.
"My turn," I used my wings and magic to propel me forward aiming my spear at his body but he just spun to the right and pulled the spear from my grip with his free hand putting me off balance and causing me to land on my back groaning until I screamed as my own spear was stabbed through my wing and it wasn't until i felt the tip of Ausars weapon beteeen my eyes that I quieted down.
"DO NOT FOLLOW THOSE WHO DO WILL DIE," he said in a calm but dark voice as he before he dashed out of the room taking the spear with him leaving me to sit there and cry.
Author's Note
hope you like please tell me if I do anything badly but be king about it also I'm trying to think of something to call Ausar's group if ya'll got any ideas message me them.
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