Author's Note

WARNING STUPIDITY AHEAD DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NO HUMOR

Other than that have a laugh

2-Leaving the Stab-DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!

Well hello, humans I see your back...well the ones with a sense of humor at least. Okay, so where was I…oh the robots that aren’t robots at all which sucks I really wanted to see some robots. Wait! I am getting off topic here… ah yes, I am in a room with three dead ponies and a Psycho who won’t stop smiling at me, I mean it’s creepy. Looking at the pretty psychotic white mare I weighed my options I could ask to leave with her and die outside or I can stay here and starve to death. Man, I am completely boned no matter which one I choose.

“Hey, kid are you gonna say something or are you just gonna keep staring at me?” Shining asked looking at me, yes she is still smiling that captivatingly stunning... Wait what the hell am I saying? her creepy as hell smile!!! But out of my two options, I guess sticking with creepy may be my best bet.

“Nothing I am just thinking about what I can do to survive without food miss,” I answered in the most innocent sounding voice I could manage.

“Well you could always become a cannibal,” She says leaning in closer to me...WAIT WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?! I backed away slowly from the clearly deranged mare which Chuckles clicked happily next to… that traitor. She got closer and closer till she towered over me grinning like a cat who caught a mouse, then she let out a laugh as she backed away… I know you are looking at this story with confusion maybe you skipped the warnings.

“Man your so easy to scare little filly,” The white she-demon laughed as she stepped away from me. “I was joking but you completely believed me,” She continued between laughs, maybe I should stay here and take my chances with starvation.

“That is very immature for a full grown mare to do a child,” I commented to myself which she heard, and for some odd reason felt compelled to hug me...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MARE?!

“Sorry Cutie,” cutie? Did I hear her correctly? “I was having some fun with you,” She explained squeezing me tighter to her armor-clad chest...OH MY CELESTIA I THINK I NEED AN ADULT!!! I ignited my horn and tried to teleport away from this mare and it failed...NO You, IDIOT OF A WRITER, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS AREN’T YOU!!! With teleportation out I decided to do the only other thing I can do, I tried to push her away which as you may have guessed I could not push away the much bigger pony.

“HEY LET ME GO YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!!!” I yelled with my squeaky filly voice at the white unicorn who stop cuddling me and stepped away. “Thank you, now can you explain why your acting all lovey-dovey to me?” I asked Shining Saber who looked like she was about to faint from embarrassment.

“I kinda can’t help myself,” She paused, took a deep breath, and started to explain. “When I see a cute filly I kinda lose it okay, I think I may have a thing for fillies,” OF COURSE SHE DOES AND I BLAME YOU THE AUDIENCE AND THAT COMPLETE IMBECILE OF A WRITER. “I am sorry if I scared you,” She finished while I just stared at her with a face that was unreadable or at least I think it is.

So she likes fillies huh, well I can use that to my advantage to get to a town and get rid of this weird mare.

“Oh, is that all?” I asked with a sly grin on my face. “All you had to do is ask,” I said I know I am gonna hate saying that down the road, but I know it’s working cause Shining Saber to look at me with an expression that looked like a mixture of confused and curious. “Now I reacted the way I did cause you startled me with your forwardness okay,” I lied but hell I need her to help me get to the nearest town.

“Really? You don’t have a problem with me?” She asked clearly curious about what I was saying. “Well okay then, but I am gonna go out on a limb and say you are playing on my weakness so I will help you leave,” She stated with a smile as she completely saw through my little ruse.

“Fine you caught me,” I said sitting down and crossed my arms with an angry scowl on my face. “So let me guess you won’t help me now as revenge for my little act?”

“Naw I was going to say I will take you anywhere in the world if you just act like your cute self,” the perverted mare said...Great so your pandering to cliches Writer, seriously let me guess I am gonna fall for this pervert, well Writer I know this game and you shall not win!!!

“Okay but keep your hooves to yourself,” I agreed to Shining Saber’s terms with a warning who just smiled. “So where is the next town anyway? “ I asked the grinning mare.

“Oh about a few weeks walk from here,” She said with a smug grin. “So you’re stuck with my cutie,” She said seductively smiling at me.

“NOOOOO!!” I screamed in despair.

Hey you reader… Yes, I am talking to you. I need your help to convince this writer to take this story seriously… What do you mean no you won’t?... Come on are you still mad I called you an Imbecile, it was only a joke. I mean it wasn’t funny at the moment but it’s pretty funny now right come on, please I don’t want to leave with this pervert, please help.

End of chapter two