Acquittal: Fimceptionby AceJakkidFanChaptersPrologue - Mysterious HorsesThe Bodily InvestigationThe Bodily Intermissionde Kings InterludeThe Honest Man's ReturnThe Honest Man's IntercomPrologue 2 - The Secret Plande Kings ChallengePrologue - Mysterious Horses"Well PP are you ready" said the strange figure in the darkness of another universe "Yes bahahaha" laughed PP, explaining the plan one more time before beginning. The two horse-like figures disappeared out of that world and were suddenly in another However what they were no aware of was that the sound waves generated by their speech right before they went through the portal ALSO went through the portal and they soon arrived at the ears of a certain police detective... Welcome to the United Kingdom, horse-like figures... ACQUITTAL: FIMCEPTION Storm Sente got home late at night. He crawled through the door like a drunk idiot and turned on the music player to play Catching a Home by Caleb Cuzner hmmm wonder who that could be? That is a question he often ponders when he listens to this music so he sat down on the couch. He just got done fucking the prosecutor for his last case and he was real tired. That was no ordinary case... that was a case that tied back to the FemCon incident, March 2019. It came without warning... an explosion at his university that left no survivors, and at the university at the time was EVERY lawyer and law student in the country, no exceptions whatsoever except him. The terrorist? The absolute last person he would ever expect... it was his mentor, Charlie Lawrence, who was also a defense attorney who was an exception from the lawyer convention for he was under investigation for underhanded court methods. He still could not believe he would do such a thing. Argus flicked through the NSFW channels, his standards were sky high after tonight, shame he accidentally kicked her in the mouth... that was the end of it... "Come ON dammit, there MUST be some quality shit in this thing!" Storm got fed up of searching so he grabbed the computer and shook it violently until a piece of paper came out "Aha, finally!" Storm clutched the paper in one hand while the other unzipped his pants but he instantly softened up when he saw it was a letter, hope was not lost though, he read it... "To Mr. Storm Sente, Ace Barrister, The man who expertly figured out who did FemCon earlier today, We need you at the Criminal Investigation Department, don't be LATE! - Detective Rivers" Why. Why now. Storm backflipped out the window and landed in The Hurricane. He remembered Richard once suggested calling it the Stormmobile but that is silly. He drove the metal bastard down all the way to the department where the detective was waiting for him. "Make it quick I got important exchanges to make," said Storm growling at the man. "This is a matter of grave importance even moreso than human-computer reproduction now get your shit together and stand to attention soldier!" the man barked his order at Storm. They went to the conference place and Storm sat down upon orders. "Now soldier we are at great risk, there is a mystery to be solved, for you see I was out and about earlier tonight when I heard mysterious voices... coming from TALKING HORSES!" "Well that's not too bad it is strange but not bad," said Storm. "What were they talking?" "They were talking "Right, we are going to go to Earth and blow it up with our massive laser-eyes" INSERT MUSIC "INVESTIGATION ~ CORE" Storm flew out of his seat in reveal of this. Meanwhile, the two horses giggled in excitement. They were prepared, it was time to end this! They got their eyes ready and... god dammit there's ANOTHER car, why are there so many people driving around the countryside, the two horses, or as they are actually called, PONIES, wondered. Anyway back at the department Storm was getting ready, he straightened his hair and zipped up his pants, it was Investigation Time. "You will need a little help from our resources of course so I have assigned a detective to help," said Rivers, then the doors opened and Storm looked at who it was, he smiled to her disgust. "Hello again sweet-tits," he said to Lizzy. "Fuck you Storm your feet taste like my cat," she hissed like said cat. Anyway they got in the car after lots of bickering that was stopped by General Rivers who barked at them to get in the car. "Stop your dirtswabbing I do not care about whatever you were doing I assigned you both now get to work!" "Objection!" shouted Lizzy. "But I am a prosecutor now!" "Then I have assigned a prosecutor to you. Storm!" "Sweet nice," said Storm. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" shouted Lizzy "Me." "No" "Fuck you then." Rivers erupted in angry, this was too much for the experienced old man to handle so they ran the fuck out of there. "Who is that old man?" asked Storm. "That is Kyle Rivers, he's a war veteran and he's also the chief detective now that I'm a prosecutor and gave that position up," said Lizzy. "I do not like him he gives too many orders that are annoying." "Curious..." Storm thought, he would have to keep an eye on this suspicious old man. Could it be that the Corrupt Eternity had not yet subsided? MEANWHILE.... "NOW" shouted the horsie THE EYES TURN R-- Nope, another car came by. "FUUUCK" shouted the horse. "We must do something about this!" They aimed at the car and took fire... but they missed. "Shoot again" said the other horse "I can't. Low energy." "Agh!" This plan was not going well. MEANWHILE AGAIN... Storm and Lizzy walked down the steps of the police department and got in the car that was kindly and patiently waiting for them outside the building, they then drove down the road, reading the map to go towards where Rivers said the horses were, which was a field on some far a long way away. A long road trip is ahead of us, Storm thought....... ...and that is where the adventure begins! Author's Note The adrenaline... The Bodily Investigation"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF" Storm shouted as the car bumped over a body and they got outta the car to see a FALLEN BODYYYY! "Who did it? WHO?" Storm glared around when he saw the only person around... Lizzy! Lizzy got arrested and Storm was angry at this occurrence, he needed to get back to that bed but he can't do that if the bed is in prison since they won't let him in, that's why he decided to be her accomplice and get her off the crime. First, he investigated while the Detectives were At Work. Detective Rivers was there and he gave him the evidence that pointed to Lizzy as the only culprit, including a set of two footprints and a pair of bloody shoes they found in the sewers. The next day at the trial... "Court's in session." said Judge Thompson. "Ready My Lord," said Storm. "Fuck off," said a rude man with big glasses, "you are not important, Thompson, all you do is say if people are guilty or not, we're the ones who do the work so you shall call ME "My Lord!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I-I'm very sorry, My Lord," whimpered Thompson. "Who the fuck are you?" asked Storm. The man glared at him and Storm groaned in sweat. "...My Lord." "I am the elite prosecutor Bowto de King, bow to me for I am the one who figured out that the defendant Lizzy Harrison killed the victim by ramming into them with her car! Rivers came to the stand. ===WITNESS TESTIMONY=== "We're pretty sure Lizzy rammed into the victim with her car to kill them." "The autopsy report says he died at the same time she hit him." "Storm was there in the car but he was in the passenger seat, proven by his ass dna." "Aside from them, no one else was at the crime scene." "Objection!" shouted Storm. "However, there were two sets of footprints! This is... a contradiction!" "Silence, Fool!" shouted the raised hand of the angry de King. "You have not thought, think. Who is the victim?" "I don't know." "The victim is a pony." "A po- you've got to be fucking with us." "Yes, heh heh," de King grinned as he fingered under his medal to shine it off. "Those two sets were actually from the thing's four feet." "INCONCEIVABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE" shouted Storm. "Not," said de King. "I call my witness to testify." The witness was Baron Forest, the baron of the forest. ===WITNESS TESTIMONY=== "I saw the poor creature get murdered in my home." "Objection!" shouted Storm, "but the body was on the road!" "Noooo" "That means," said Storm, adrenaline pumping, "that someone killed the thing off the road, therefore the victim could not have left the footprints, on the contrary, it was the killer who deposited it on the road!" "Ahhhhhhhh" shouted de King. "FINE, analyse the footprints!" ===Analysis=== The footprints belonged to Tiny LaFeet. "Oh he's from a shit game so noone will miss him," said Storm. "Nooo you can't do this to me!" ===WITNESS TESTIMONY=== "There were two sets of footprints!" "Objection" shouted Storm, "Well that's simple," said Storm. "You wore a set of shoes when you left the body on the road but then your shoes got bloody so you put on new shoes then you walked off the road that's why there's two sets of footprints. "No don't do THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS" he shouted then collapsed "Thanks Storm," said Lizzy "It was no problem I think you are worth my defense which is why I think we should definitely fuck." The Bodily IntermissionThe top hatted man observed the body "Yes this is most mysterious," he said to the big pony "Unforgivable," shouted the big pony "We must PUNISH the person who killed our poor victim here. "There is no need to worry, Storm will solve it, I met him once and the man is a genius, anyway I am also a 5d chessmaster and can tell you he will be running into more trouble very very soon." "Really?" "Yes... he's in for a looooong night." "8 hours?" "Yes, but they will be an eventful 8 hours, ho ho ho." "I see then" de Kings InterludeThe mysterious top hat was amazed at this. "What do you make of this, mysterious pony?" The mysterious pony observed Storm's progress. "My my he appears to be in on that thing we hate all of humanity except you for, Professor." The mysterious top hat who she called "Professor" hmmmmed with his finger to his mouth. "Shall we kill him?" "I personally want him dead knowing he's involved but leave him, he seems stupid so maybe he'll trip over his shoelace and destroy the government for us." "Storm is no idiot but yes I can see him doing exactly that." The Honest Man's Return1:00AM... Storm and Lizzy got back on the road and were making progress before they were forced to stop to avoid a passing bullet shooting off from the right! Then with a bang they saw the guy in front of them get shot by a shot from the left! Storm got out, there was no stopping the madness! Who was the killer? He looked around and saw a man he met very recently... Sebastian Donovan! And he was holding a gun! "Donovan, what is this?" shouted Storm before the man got arrested. ===BACK AT COURT=== "My God you people won't leave me alone," said Judge Thompson. "Okay who's on trial now?" "Me," said Donovan. "Okay who's the prosecutor?" "Me," said Donovan. "Aye aye ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye?" "Ah yes yes yes yes yes," said the court. "WTF" shouted Storm. "Why are you prosecuting yourself?!" "Mr Sente have you forgotten my creed?" Sebastian was angry that Storm seemed to have forgotten. "I pursue the truth, the only one who can solve this devilishly complex crime is me. Because I'm the killer." "Okay Prosecutor Defendant Donovan make your opening statement," said Judge Thompson. "Okay My Lord" said Donovan, and Thompson was clearly happy to be the one being addressed as "My Lord" again. "The crime was actually simple, I shot a man who was standing in the middle of the road, now I call Detective Rivers to repeat that as a testimony. Detective Rivers came up again. ===WITNESS TESTIMONY=== ---Shot of Fate--- "Yep, it was definitely Donovan who shot him," said Detective Rivers. "He stood on the right side of the road and bang!" "Objection!" shouted Storm. "The victim was shot in the left side! This is... a contradiction!" "But how can you know he wasn't looking the other way?" "Because of my and Lizzy's testimony." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" shouted Rivers. "Objection!" shouted Donovan. "Rivers stop retarded." "Wat?" said Storm. "It's obvious how it happened," said Donovan. "I present the trash can!" "What is that." said Storm. ===REBUTTAL=== "As you can see there is a bullet hole in the can and a dent on the other side" "I think when I missed the victim it shot through the trash can but then it reflected off the other side" "Then it shot out of the trash can and hit the victim!" "Objection!" shouted Storm. "But then there should be two bullet holes but there's only one!" "Yeah, it went out the same hole it made when it went in." "What even..." said Storm. He looked inside the trash and got an idea. "But wait, why didn't the bullet go through the other side of the trash too?" "Because it was weak." "But it also went through the body." "Barely, only just enough to kill him." "Oh." said Storm. "We-Well, there's a footprint in the mud that's in here, someone was inside the trash can! He must have shot from inside, that's why there's only one hole!" "But can you prove it?" "Yes! With my testimony, cause I heard a gunshot AFTER the bullet past me, and light travels faster than sound so yeah." "Oooooof!" said Donovan. The forensics went out to test the footprint and came back. "We have the results, well not really, we're not sure who exactly left them now because the guy who left it is the same person who left the footprints in case 1!" "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" shouted Storm. "That's impossible, that guy's in jail!" "Then what does this mean?" asked Thompson. "Release Baron Forest at once, he is not the murderer from that case, I'll figure out who it was later, but release Donovan too because I've also proven that his case is full of shit." "Okay," said Thompson. "Not Guilty." The confetti fell but it was not a happy time, Storm almost murdered an innocent man through the death penalty, he must make it up even to him by finding THE REAL KILLER! The Honest Man's IntercomThe shadowy man was getting intrigued by Storm's actions just now. He had just figured out that he used underhanded methods in his recent case, Case 1, but he admitted his responsibility like a man. The shadowy pony was not so quick to see the positive in the man, he was still the enemy and she wanted him dead. But what the fuck was taking the Mysterious Pony 1 and the Mysterious Pony 2 so long to blow up his universe? Surely not the car? Meanwhile in Storm Sente World... yes, it was still the car. That stupid fucking car. Prologue 2 - The Secret PlanMeanwhile in Equestria... Specifically, in Canterlot, the castle in the sky high above the clouds, so high in fact that if you were to, hypothetically speaking, use a cake bomb to blow up the dungeon wall to ESCAP FROM PRISON the you would faaaaaalllllllll all the way to the ground, you better pray that there's a portal down there or else you would die... Celestia said "Alright minions we gotta go to Storm Sente World because they are planning to destroy us." "But how do we stop them" said the purple horse who's name is oops I dropped my pen... we will see what her name is IN THE CHAPTER IT WILL BE REVEALS IN! "It's very simple," said Celestia "Both of you go to Storm Sente World and blow em up with the magic laser eyes I have trained you to use, you know, using your friendship magic and stuff, it's in the name of our show." It was true, the ponies had recently discovered the arts of black magic that can unlocked by truly understanding one another as friends. By becoming such deep friends, the magical friendship was able to become darker than any gentleman would aspire to be. However there was one gentleman who approved of their use of the magic. Not just any gentleman either - the best. The best gentleman around. "Yes," said the tophatted Professor Layton. "Using this magic is a good idea, a true gentleman makes use of their available resources." "But" said the pink horse that you, the audience, currently only know as PP (she was in the introductory scene) "We already went to Storm Sente world, but the car kept coming to be a witness." "YOU FOOOOL" shouted the angry massive pony "Blow up the damn car then, I have been preparing for far too long for this day, I want Storm Sente world BLOWN UP in an explosion that puts the FemCon incident to shame!" "Eeeeek right away" The pair of horse-like figures who were ponies left the castle and went back to Storm Sente world "dearie me, its a good thing I discovered that thing under Twilight's house..." "Indeed," said Layton. "It was an honor to come and help you solve the puzzle that was used to lock the thing by the way." "Oh yeah you did do that, thanks." "Helping a female creature human or otherwise is the duty of every gentleman." The professor adjusted his hat. "So when can I go home?" de Kings Challenge12:50AM... Storm got back on the road after he got done with Lizzy and it was more successful this time, he tried to focus on the road but then a man jumped right in front of him! He got out and saw de King, and he was angry. "Hey what are you doing are you trying to kill yourself?" shouted Storm? "YES!" shouted de King. "I am supposed to be the BEST but you embarrassed me so I am going to challenge you to a rematch!" "Okay lel," said Storm. "What's the fight?" de King took out a gun and shot it through a nearby window, setting off the alarm. "Oh." ===BACK IN COURT=== "Right, so," said de King. "I am accusing Random Man 66679 of breaking into the shop and killing the shopkeeper, here's the evidence." "But prosecutor," said Judge Thompson, "I'm tired." "Too bad Thompson, and address me as My Lord!!" "Sorry sorry!" "Okay witness time." The witness was Rivers, again. ===WITNESS TESTIMONY=== "The man broke into the shop." "He wanted to steal some sweets since it's a sweet shop." "Objection!" shouted Storm. "Why would anyone murder someone for sweets? This is... a contradiction!" "No," said de King. "It was a sweet shop but it doesn't sell sweets, it sells drugs." he presented the drug he stole. "WHAT?" shouted Storm. "Why is it a sweet shop then?" "Cause everyone says the shop is sweet." smiled de King. "I also must present the evidence that Random Man is currently drugged to death. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" Storm fell behind, unable to believe he fell into that trap. But wait... "Objection!" shouted Storm. "If he took drugs then why do you have drug here in the court, My Lord?" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" shouted de King. "My Lord!" shouted Judge Thompson "Explain this." "There's only one explanation, My Lord," said Storm to Thompson. "Hey, I'm My Lord" shouted de King. "It means that noone died, this was all a challenge by de King!" "Oh yeah?" shouted de King. "Then how do you explain the dead body, huh?" "Ohhhh" "Think, Storm!" shouted Lizzy. "We must figure this out." "I already have." said Storm "Because you, My Lord, are the one who shot the victim!" "What?!" shouted de King, sweating. "Prove it!" "Okay," said Storm. "We must simply compare the ballistic markings of the bullet to your gun." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA" de King cackled. "Have you forgotten who you are dealing with, it's me, de King, AKA The King of England!" "WOAHAAWOWAHOWAH hold on WHAT?!" shouted Storm. "It's way too early in the morning for reveals like this!" "Yeah well I shall be leaving now... LOSER!" de King abused his hack-tier powers to leave the court unarrested and Storm was angry. "I will catch up to you some day and arrest youuuuu!" To be continued...
Prologue - Mysterious Horses"Well PP are you ready" said the strange figure in the darkness of another universe "Yes bahahaha" laughed PP, explaining the plan one more time before beginning. The two horse-like figures disappeared out of that world and were suddenly in another However what they were no aware of was that the sound waves generated by their speech right before they went through the portal ALSO went through the portal and they soon arrived at the ears of a certain police detective... Welcome to the United Kingdom, horse-like figures... ACQUITTAL: FIMCEPTION Storm Sente got home late at night. He crawled through the door like a drunk idiot and turned on the music player to play Catching a Home by Caleb Cuzner hmmm wonder who that could be? That is a question he often ponders when he listens to this music so he sat down on the couch. He just got done fucking the prosecutor for his last case and he was real tired. That was no ordinary case... that was a case that tied back to the FemCon incident, March 2019. It came without warning... an explosion at his university that left no survivors, and at the university at the time was EVERY lawyer and law student in the country, no exceptions whatsoever except him. The terrorist? The absolute last person he would ever expect... it was his mentor, Charlie Lawrence, who was also a defense attorney who was an exception from the lawyer convention for he was under investigation for underhanded court methods. He still could not believe he would do such a thing. Argus flicked through the NSFW channels, his standards were sky high after tonight, shame he accidentally kicked her in the mouth... that was the end of it... "Come ON dammit, there MUST be some quality shit in this thing!" Storm got fed up of searching so he grabbed the computer and shook it violently until a piece of paper came out "Aha, finally!" Storm clutched the paper in one hand while the other unzipped his pants but he instantly softened up when he saw it was a letter, hope was not lost though, he read it... "To Mr. Storm Sente, Ace Barrister, The man who expertly figured out who did FemCon earlier today, We need you at the Criminal Investigation Department, don't be LATE! - Detective Rivers" Why. Why now. Storm backflipped out the window and landed in The Hurricane. He remembered Richard once suggested calling it the Stormmobile but that is silly. He drove the metal bastard down all the way to the department where the detective was waiting for him. "Make it quick I got important exchanges to make," said Storm growling at the man. "This is a matter of grave importance even moreso than human-computer reproduction now get your shit together and stand to attention soldier!" the man barked his order at Storm. They went to the conference place and Storm sat down upon orders. "Now soldier we are at great risk, there is a mystery to be solved, for you see I was out and about earlier tonight when I heard mysterious voices... coming from TALKING HORSES!" "Well that's not too bad it is strange but not bad," said Storm. "What were they talking?" "They were talking "Right, we are going to go to Earth and blow it up with our massive laser-eyes" INSERT MUSIC "INVESTIGATION ~ CORE" Storm flew out of his seat in reveal of this. Meanwhile, the two horses giggled in excitement. They were prepared, it was time to end this! They got their eyes ready and... god dammit there's ANOTHER car, why are there so many people driving around the countryside, the two horses, or as they are actually called, PONIES, wondered. Anyway back at the department Storm was getting ready, he straightened his hair and zipped up his pants, it was Investigation Time. "You will need a little help from our resources of course so I have assigned a detective to help," said Rivers, then the doors opened and Storm looked at who it was, he smiled to her disgust. "Hello again sweet-tits," he said to Lizzy. "Fuck you Storm your feet taste like my cat," she hissed like said cat. Anyway they got in the car after lots of bickering that was stopped by General Rivers who barked at them to get in the car. "Stop your dirtswabbing I do not care about whatever you were doing I assigned you both now get to work!" "Objection!" shouted Lizzy. "But I am a prosecutor now!" "Then I have assigned a prosecutor to you. Storm!" "Sweet nice," said Storm. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" shouted Lizzy "Me." "No" "Fuck you then." Rivers erupted in angry, this was too much for the experienced old man to handle so they ran the fuck out of there. "Who is that old man?" asked Storm. "That is Kyle Rivers, he's a war veteran and he's also the chief detective now that I'm a prosecutor and gave that position up," said Lizzy. "I do not like him he gives too many orders that are annoying." "Curious..." Storm thought, he would have to keep an eye on this suspicious old man. Could it be that the Corrupt Eternity had not yet subsided? MEANWHILE.... "NOW" shouted the horsie THE EYES TURN R-- Nope, another car came by. "FUUUCK" shouted the horse. "We must do something about this!" They aimed at the car and took fire... but they missed. "Shoot again" said the other horse "I can't. Low energy." "Agh!" This plan was not going well. MEANWHILE AGAIN... Storm and Lizzy walked down the steps of the police department and got in the car that was kindly and patiently waiting for them outside the building, they then drove down the road, reading the map to go towards where Rivers said the horses were, which was a field on some far a long way away. A long road trip is ahead of us, Storm thought....... ...and that is where the adventure begins! Author's Note The adrenaline...
The Bodily Investigation"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF" Storm shouted as the car bumped over a body and they got outta the car to see a FALLEN BODYYYY! "Who did it? WHO?" Storm glared around when he saw the only person around... Lizzy! Lizzy got arrested and Storm was angry at this occurrence, he needed to get back to that bed but he can't do that if the bed is in prison since they won't let him in, that's why he decided to be her accomplice and get her off the crime. First, he investigated while the Detectives were At Work. Detective Rivers was there and he gave him the evidence that pointed to Lizzy as the only culprit, including a set of two footprints and a pair of bloody shoes they found in the sewers. The next day at the trial... "Court's in session." said Judge Thompson. "Ready My Lord," said Storm. "Fuck off," said a rude man with big glasses, "you are not important, Thompson, all you do is say if people are guilty or not, we're the ones who do the work so you shall call ME "My Lord!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I-I'm very sorry, My Lord," whimpered Thompson. "Who the fuck are you?" asked Storm. The man glared at him and Storm groaned in sweat. "...My Lord." "I am the elite prosecutor Bowto de King, bow to me for I am the one who figured out that the defendant Lizzy Harrison killed the victim by ramming into them with her car! Rivers came to the stand. ===WITNESS TESTIMONY=== "We're pretty sure Lizzy rammed into the victim with her car to kill them." "The autopsy report says he died at the same time she hit him." "Storm was there in the car but he was in the passenger seat, proven by his ass dna." "Aside from them, no one else was at the crime scene." "Objection!" shouted Storm. "However, there were two sets of footprints! This is... a contradiction!" "Silence, Fool!" shouted the raised hand of the angry de King. "You have not thought, think. Who is the victim?" "I don't know." "The victim is a pony." "A po- you've got to be fucking with us." "Yes, heh heh," de King grinned as he fingered under his medal to shine it off. "Those two sets were actually from the thing's four feet." "INCONCEIVABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE" shouted Storm. "Not," said de King. "I call my witness to testify." The witness was Baron Forest, the baron of the forest. ===WITNESS TESTIMONY=== "I saw the poor creature get murdered in my home." "Objection!" shouted Storm, "but the body was on the road!" "Noooo" "That means," said Storm, adrenaline pumping, "that someone killed the thing off the road, therefore the victim could not have left the footprints, on the contrary, it was the killer who deposited it on the road!" "Ahhhhhhhh" shouted de King. "FINE, analyse the footprints!" ===Analysis=== The footprints belonged to Tiny LaFeet. "Oh he's from a shit game so noone will miss him," said Storm. "Nooo you can't do this to me!" ===WITNESS TESTIMONY=== "There were two sets of footprints!" "Objection" shouted Storm, "Well that's simple," said Storm. "You wore a set of shoes when you left the body on the road but then your shoes got bloody so you put on new shoes then you walked off the road that's why there's two sets of footprints. "No don't do THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS" he shouted then collapsed "Thanks Storm," said Lizzy "It was no problem I think you are worth my defense which is why I think we should definitely fuck."
The Bodily IntermissionThe top hatted man observed the body "Yes this is most mysterious," he said to the big pony "Unforgivable," shouted the big pony "We must PUNISH the person who killed our poor victim here. "There is no need to worry, Storm will solve it, I met him once and the man is a genius, anyway I am also a 5d chessmaster and can tell you he will be running into more trouble very very soon." "Really?" "Yes... he's in for a looooong night." "8 hours?" "Yes, but they will be an eventful 8 hours, ho ho ho." "I see then"
de Kings InterludeThe mysterious top hat was amazed at this. "What do you make of this, mysterious pony?" The mysterious pony observed Storm's progress. "My my he appears to be in on that thing we hate all of humanity except you for, Professor." The mysterious top hat who she called "Professor" hmmmmed with his finger to his mouth. "Shall we kill him?" "I personally want him dead knowing he's involved but leave him, he seems stupid so maybe he'll trip over his shoelace and destroy the government for us." "Storm is no idiot but yes I can see him doing exactly that."
The Honest Man's Return1:00AM... Storm and Lizzy got back on the road and were making progress before they were forced to stop to avoid a passing bullet shooting off from the right! Then with a bang they saw the guy in front of them get shot by a shot from the left! Storm got out, there was no stopping the madness! Who was the killer? He looked around and saw a man he met very recently... Sebastian Donovan! And he was holding a gun! "Donovan, what is this?" shouted Storm before the man got arrested. ===BACK AT COURT=== "My God you people won't leave me alone," said Judge Thompson. "Okay who's on trial now?" "Me," said Donovan. "Okay who's the prosecutor?" "Me," said Donovan. "Aye aye ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye?" "Ah yes yes yes yes yes," said the court. "WTF" shouted Storm. "Why are you prosecuting yourself?!" "Mr Sente have you forgotten my creed?" Sebastian was angry that Storm seemed to have forgotten. "I pursue the truth, the only one who can solve this devilishly complex crime is me. Because I'm the killer." "Okay Prosecutor Defendant Donovan make your opening statement," said Judge Thompson. "Okay My Lord" said Donovan, and Thompson was clearly happy to be the one being addressed as "My Lord" again. "The crime was actually simple, I shot a man who was standing in the middle of the road, now I call Detective Rivers to repeat that as a testimony. Detective Rivers came up again. ===WITNESS TESTIMONY=== ---Shot of Fate--- "Yep, it was definitely Donovan who shot him," said Detective Rivers. "He stood on the right side of the road and bang!" "Objection!" shouted Storm. "The victim was shot in the left side! This is... a contradiction!" "But how can you know he wasn't looking the other way?" "Because of my and Lizzy's testimony." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" shouted Rivers. "Objection!" shouted Donovan. "Rivers stop retarded." "Wat?" said Storm. "It's obvious how it happened," said Donovan. "I present the trash can!" "What is that." said Storm. ===REBUTTAL=== "As you can see there is a bullet hole in the can and a dent on the other side" "I think when I missed the victim it shot through the trash can but then it reflected off the other side" "Then it shot out of the trash can and hit the victim!" "Objection!" shouted Storm. "But then there should be two bullet holes but there's only one!" "Yeah, it went out the same hole it made when it went in." "What even..." said Storm. He looked inside the trash and got an idea. "But wait, why didn't the bullet go through the other side of the trash too?" "Because it was weak." "But it also went through the body." "Barely, only just enough to kill him." "Oh." said Storm. "We-Well, there's a footprint in the mud that's in here, someone was inside the trash can! He must have shot from inside, that's why there's only one hole!" "But can you prove it?" "Yes! With my testimony, cause I heard a gunshot AFTER the bullet past me, and light travels faster than sound so yeah." "Oooooof!" said Donovan. The forensics went out to test the footprint and came back. "We have the results, well not really, we're not sure who exactly left them now because the guy who left it is the same person who left the footprints in case 1!" "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" shouted Storm. "That's impossible, that guy's in jail!" "Then what does this mean?" asked Thompson. "Release Baron Forest at once, he is not the murderer from that case, I'll figure out who it was later, but release Donovan too because I've also proven that his case is full of shit." "Okay," said Thompson. "Not Guilty." The confetti fell but it was not a happy time, Storm almost murdered an innocent man through the death penalty, he must make it up even to him by finding THE REAL KILLER!
The Honest Man's IntercomThe shadowy man was getting intrigued by Storm's actions just now. He had just figured out that he used underhanded methods in his recent case, Case 1, but he admitted his responsibility like a man. The shadowy pony was not so quick to see the positive in the man, he was still the enemy and she wanted him dead. But what the fuck was taking the Mysterious Pony 1 and the Mysterious Pony 2 so long to blow up his universe? Surely not the car? Meanwhile in Storm Sente World... yes, it was still the car. That stupid fucking car.
Prologue 2 - The Secret PlanMeanwhile in Equestria... Specifically, in Canterlot, the castle in the sky high above the clouds, so high in fact that if you were to, hypothetically speaking, use a cake bomb to blow up the dungeon wall to ESCAP FROM PRISON the you would faaaaaalllllllll all the way to the ground, you better pray that there's a portal down there or else you would die... Celestia said "Alright minions we gotta go to Storm Sente World because they are planning to destroy us." "But how do we stop them" said the purple horse who's name is oops I dropped my pen... we will see what her name is IN THE CHAPTER IT WILL BE REVEALS IN! "It's very simple," said Celestia "Both of you go to Storm Sente World and blow em up with the magic laser eyes I have trained you to use, you know, using your friendship magic and stuff, it's in the name of our show." It was true, the ponies had recently discovered the arts of black magic that can unlocked by truly understanding one another as friends. By becoming such deep friends, the magical friendship was able to become darker than any gentleman would aspire to be. However there was one gentleman who approved of their use of the magic. Not just any gentleman either - the best. The best gentleman around. "Yes," said the tophatted Professor Layton. "Using this magic is a good idea, a true gentleman makes use of their available resources." "But" said the pink horse that you, the audience, currently only know as PP (she was in the introductory scene) "We already went to Storm Sente world, but the car kept coming to be a witness." "YOU FOOOOL" shouted the angry massive pony "Blow up the damn car then, I have been preparing for far too long for this day, I want Storm Sente world BLOWN UP in an explosion that puts the FemCon incident to shame!" "Eeeeek right away" The pair of horse-like figures who were ponies left the castle and went back to Storm Sente world "dearie me, its a good thing I discovered that thing under Twilight's house..." "Indeed," said Layton. "It was an honor to come and help you solve the puzzle that was used to lock the thing by the way." "Oh yeah you did do that, thanks." "Helping a female creature human or otherwise is the duty of every gentleman." The professor adjusted his hat. "So when can I go home?"
de Kings Challenge12:50AM... Storm got back on the road after he got done with Lizzy and it was more successful this time, he tried to focus on the road but then a man jumped right in front of him! He got out and saw de King, and he was angry. "Hey what are you doing are you trying to kill yourself?" shouted Storm? "YES!" shouted de King. "I am supposed to be the BEST but you embarrassed me so I am going to challenge you to a rematch!" "Okay lel," said Storm. "What's the fight?" de King took out a gun and shot it through a nearby window, setting off the alarm. "Oh." ===BACK IN COURT=== "Right, so," said de King. "I am accusing Random Man 66679 of breaking into the shop and killing the shopkeeper, here's the evidence." "But prosecutor," said Judge Thompson, "I'm tired." "Too bad Thompson, and address me as My Lord!!" "Sorry sorry!" "Okay witness time." The witness was Rivers, again. ===WITNESS TESTIMONY=== "The man broke into the shop." "He wanted to steal some sweets since it's a sweet shop." "Objection!" shouted Storm. "Why would anyone murder someone for sweets? This is... a contradiction!" "No," said de King. "It was a sweet shop but it doesn't sell sweets, it sells drugs." he presented the drug he stole. "WHAT?" shouted Storm. "Why is it a sweet shop then?" "Cause everyone says the shop is sweet." smiled de King. "I also must present the evidence that Random Man is currently drugged to death. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" Storm fell behind, unable to believe he fell into that trap. But wait... "Objection!" shouted Storm. "If he took drugs then why do you have drug here in the court, My Lord?" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" shouted de King. "My Lord!" shouted Judge Thompson "Explain this." "There's only one explanation, My Lord," said Storm to Thompson. "Hey, I'm My Lord" shouted de King. "It means that noone died, this was all a challenge by de King!" "Oh yeah?" shouted de King. "Then how do you explain the dead body, huh?" "Ohhhh" "Think, Storm!" shouted Lizzy. "We must figure this out." "I already have." said Storm "Because you, My Lord, are the one who shot the victim!" "What?!" shouted de King, sweating. "Prove it!" "Okay," said Storm. "We must simply compare the ballistic markings of the bullet to your gun." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA" de King cackled. "Have you forgotten who you are dealing with, it's me, de King, AKA The King of England!" "WOAHAAWOWAHOWAH hold on WHAT?!" shouted Storm. "It's way too early in the morning for reveals like this!" "Yeah well I shall be leaving now... LOSER!" de King abused his hack-tier powers to leave the court unarrested and Storm was angry. "I will catch up to you some day and arrest youuuuu!" To be continued...
