Acquittal: Fimception
The Bodily Investigation
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF" Storm shouted as the car bumped over a body and they got outta the car to see a FALLEN BODYYYY!
"Who did it? WHO?" Storm glared around when he saw the only person around... Lizzy!
Lizzy got arrested and Storm was angry at this occurrence, he needed to get back to that bed but he can't do that if the bed is in prison since they won't let him in, that's why he decided to be her accomplice and get her off the crime.
First, he investigated while the Detectives were At Work. Detective Rivers was there and he gave him the evidence that pointed to Lizzy as the only culprit, including a set of two footprints and a pair of bloody shoes they found in the sewers.
The next day at the trial...
"Court's in session." said Judge Thompson.
"Ready My Lord," said Storm.
"Fuck off," said a rude man with big glasses, "you are not important, Thompson, all you do is say if people are guilty or not, we're the ones who do the work so you shall call ME "My Lord!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I-I'm very sorry, My Lord," whimpered Thompson.
"Who the fuck are you?" asked Storm. The man glared at him and Storm groaned in sweat. "...My Lord."
"I am the elite prosecutor Bowto de King, bow to me for I am the one who figured out that the defendant Lizzy Harrison killed the victim by ramming into them with her car!
Rivers came to the stand.
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
"We're pretty sure Lizzy rammed into the victim with her car to kill them."
"The autopsy report says he died at the same time she hit him."
"Storm was there in the car but he was in the passenger seat, proven by his ass dna."
"Aside from them, no one else was at the crime scene."
"Objection!" shouted Storm. "However, there were two sets of footprints! This is... a contradiction!"
"Silence, Fool!" shouted the raised hand of the angry de King. "You have not thought, think. Who is the victim?"
"I don't know."
"The victim is a pony."
"A po- you've got to be fucking with us."
"Yes, heh heh," de King grinned as he fingered under his medal to shine it off. "Those two sets were actually from the thing's four feet."
"INCONCEIVABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE" shouted Storm.
"Not," said de King. "I call my witness to testify."
The witness was Baron Forest, the baron of the forest.
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
"I saw the poor creature get murdered in my home."
"Objection!" shouted Storm, "but the body was on the road!"
"Noooo"
"That means," said Storm, adrenaline pumping, "that someone killed the thing off the road, therefore the victim could not have left the footprints, on the contrary, it was the killer who deposited it on the road!"
"Ahhhhhhhh" shouted de King. "FINE, analyse the footprints!"
===Analysis===
The footprints belonged to Tiny LaFeet.
"Oh he's from a shit game so noone will miss him," said Storm.
"Nooo you can't do this to me!"
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
"There were two sets of footprints!"
"Objection" shouted Storm, "Well that's simple," said Storm. "You wore a set of shoes when you left the body on the road but then your shoes got bloody so you put on new shoes then you walked off the road that's why there's two sets of footprints.
"No don't do THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS" he shouted then collapsed
"Thanks Storm," said Lizzy
"It was no problem I think you are worth my defense which is why I think we should definitely fuck."
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