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DODGE!: Advanced Basic Combat Training for Pathetically Passive Pretty Pony Princesses

by AdmiralTigerclaw
The princesses get a new personal combat instructor to teach them the advanced combat art of getting the hay out of the way.

After the debacle of the Storm King's short-lived invasion and the fall of Canterlot, the former attacker, Fizzlepop Berrytwist (Commander Tempest Shadow), muses that the princesses' ability to fight was sorely lacking. Considering that she pretty much took them all down in seconds.

In order to prevent such an abysmal display in the future she has, through a few contacts around Princess Twilight, recruited the aid of a combat master who should be able to teach four princesses avoid such embarrassments in the future...

...Or kill them trying.

Teen
Complete
Comedy
Equestria Girls
Profanity
My Little Pony: The Movie
Violence
Crossover
Dragon Ball Z
 
PPOPT

10851 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

5 Chapters:

  1. Avoiding the Issue 2018-01-31 16:56:53 UTC
    2799
  2. Evading Consequences 2018-02-01 03:29:19 UTC
    1560
  3. Ducking Responsibility 2018-02-02 01:46:04 UTC
    1585
  4. Skirting Disaster 2018-02-08 02:15:16 UTC
    2367
  5. Oh for the love of-DODGE! 2018-02-10 20:54:50 UTC
    2540