The Last Prank Of The Day

“You know I think I’m getting too subtle with this whole new brand of chaos ™” Discord remarked, pacing quietly in his home.

“Changing all the numbers on everyone’s houses one higher was good but there didn't seem to be any real chaos there. Only mild annoyance.” Discord tapped his chin absently, his pacing slowly burning a hole in his floor.

“Making manehatten’s water supply taste like cotton candy was pretty good, maybe I should try something like that again…” Discord stopped and looked around, only now noticing that he had burned a six foot hole in the ground that went all the way up to his horns.

“I know just the thing to break out of this funk.” He snapped his fingers and appeared over a familiar mare’s cottage at the edge of the Everfree. “I’ll see the one pony that always seems to surprise me.”

Discord burst through the cottage door with a bellow. “Honey I’m hooooome.” Discord slid into Fluttershy’s living room while a laugh track played in the background.

The chaotic being blinked and looked around, noting that there were no animals, or ponies in sight. “Huh.” He muttered. He jumped back to his mismatched feet and snapped his fingers, instantly repairing the door he had destroyed.

“Fluttershy?” The draconequus looked around, peering under tables, chairs and in between the occasional cushion, only to come up empty handed. “Odd.”

He turned slowly in a circle, scanning the room for any sign of his friend only to come up with nothing once more. “Most strange indeed.”

His ears perked up suddenly as he heard something from upstairs. It sounded a bit like a… “Moan?” Discord asked. Instantly a smile came to his lips and he rubbed his hands together. “This is perfect! Let's go see what kind of shenanigans she has gotten up to this time.”

Discord slithered up the stairs and peered into the room at the top. The sight Discord beheld was one of chaotic beauty and he would have wiped away a tear if he hadn't turned himself into a snake.

Fluttershy sat on a small mound of pillows, both hooves wrapped around her hard cock, pumping away furiously. Her face was twisted into one of utter bliss and her eyes were closed tightly. Before her sat a familiar white bunny standing right at the end of the butter pegasus’ cock, his butt and tail raised, ready to receive his master’s seed. Discord wanted to jump in but he could tell his friend was close so he waited a bit.

Sure enough, Fluttershy let out one last whimper before her cock suddenly erupted in an explosion of cum. “I’m cumming Angel!” She cried out between moans.

The tiny bunny braced himself, only to get knocked over anyway as the powerful ejection knocked him flat on his stomach and covering his entire back end in the first few spurts. By the third spurt he was barely visible and didn't seem to mind one bit. When Fluttershy’s cock finally stopped twitching and spurting the bunny was almost completely invisible, lost in the small mountain of jizz.

“Bravo! Bravo! Encore, encore!” Discord clapped his hands, drawing a startled eep from his friend. “Though I am a little disappointed I wasn't invited. My invitation wasn't lost in the mail this time, was it?”

“D-D-D-Discord?” Fluttershy placed a hoof over her heart. “You scared me.”

Discord turned his nose up. “And you disappointed me, so now we are even.”

The pegasus frowned. “I’m sorry Discord but this thing just gets so pent up that I-I-”

“Apology accepted.” Discord floated over, slipping in beside Fluttershy with an amused smirk. “I’m just impressed you adapted to it so quickly, how does it feel?”

“Really nice, I love it when- oh my.” The butter pegasus’ eyelids fluttered as Discord’s mismatched hands wrapped around her semi hard shaft.

“What was that dear? I couldn't hear you.” Discord smirked as he slowly jacked the pony off, his expert hands bringing her to full mask in several strokes.

“I was going to say I LOVE it w-when ANGel and I get some alONE t-time.” Fluttershy managed to mutter through half stifled moans.

Discord chuckled, and gave the mare’s cock another firm squeeze before finally releasing it. By now it was painfully hard and had returned to full mast despite the fact that she had just came mere moments before.

“Are you alright angel?” Fluttershy asked, looking down at her bunny friend who sat in a steadily shrinking pile of jizz.

The bunny blinked and pulled the paw out of his mouth only to shrug and shovel another hand full of cum into his gaping maw. The pegasus chuckled. “Good boy, make sure you get it all. Wouldn't want to stain the sheets.”

The bunny saluted and eagerly got back to his task, ignoring the amused expression on Discord’s face.

“Such a dutiful friend, perhaps I should do the same, hmm?” Discord offered, smiling at his pegasus friend a little too widely.

“Err if you want to Discord but- eep!” The pegasus shrieked.

Discord’s clawed finger retracted from the mare’s urethra with a pop. “Oh, not enjoying it? I know you will soon.”

The mismatched creature of chaos gripped the mare’s cock with a paw while he plunged his clawed finger back down the mare’s cock. Fluttershy squirmed and bit her lip, strangely aroused by the foreign feeling of having the walls of her urethra flex and strain as Discord swirled his finger around inside her cock. The draconequus smirked as he watched Fluttershy’s expression shift from one of pain and confusion to one of pleasure and surprise.

Just as the mare began to really enjoy herself, Discord retracted his finger, extracting the digit from her cock with a wet pop. “My oh my, you are the potent one, aren't you Fluttershy?”

Discord chuckled, his finger absolutely coated in precum from base to tip. Fluttershy blushed and hid behind her mane. “Oh yes, for some reason I cum so much I have to masterbate several times a day. I hope you don't mind Discord.”

“Not at all dear, not at all.” The draconequus inhaled the potent scent of male arousal and released a shuddering sight. The strength and potency were enough to make him shiver in delight.

“Oh my.” Fluttershy mumbled, watching as Discord plunged the finger into his mouth and sucked her juices off in one clean movement.

Discord chuckled. “Did you enjoy the show?” Fluttershy nodded, prompting another round of laughter from the chaos god. “Well then, you will love what comes next.”

Fluttershy cocked her head and watched as the draconequus reached for Angel. Who had somehow managed to consume a majority of the cum that had been heaped around him. Still, despite his progress the diminutive creature was facing a losing battle as there was no way he had room for Fluttershy’s massive load inside his tiny body.

Suddenly he felt a clawed hand wrap around his midsection and he looked up to a grinning Discord who snapped his fingers. The bunny felt his paws pressed against his side and his legs pressed together beneath him, then his entire body suddenly felt smoother for some reason. He looked up at the mismatched creature and shot him a confused frown.

Discord placed a finger against the bunny’s lips. “Trust me little bunny, it's for the best.”

Before the bunny even had a chance to squeak in protest he found himself lifted up and angled between the draconequus’ legs and towards his puckered hole. Fluttershy gasped, watching as Angel’s head vanished inside Discord’s ass after only a brief shove.

“Is he going to be okie?” She asked hesitantly.

Discord grunted. “Oh yes, he should be fine. I made him much harder and he won't have to breath now go on, why don't you touch that throbbing cock of yours? I know you want to.”

Fluttershy blushed and began to gently stroke her massive erection, watching in awe as Discord used her bunny friend like a living dildo. With a grunt, the chaos god pushed the bunny inside him and sighing contently as he felt the small wriggling of the forest creature. With a thought he dismissed some of the spell he had placed, allowing the bunny to wiggle his hands and feet but not enough to actually stop him.

The draconequus laid out on the bed next to Fluttershy, spreading his legs and smirking as he saw just where the pegasus’ eyes led to. With a flick of his wrist he pulled the bunny from the depths of his ass, his chittering cries of anger now audible. The pair shared a laugh at the angry bunny who was sporting a huge blush and an impressive, for his size, erection.

“See? He loves it.” Discord remarked, much to the bunny’s dismay.

Fluttershy giggled. “But him back, deeper this time.”

Discord shivered. “Yes ma’am.”

With a shove, the bunny found himself deep inside the chaos god’s hole once more, this time he felt himself pushed as deep as possible and for a second he nearly panicked, wondering if he was going to get stuck. He cried out in panic, his limbs flailing in all directions only to feel his foot pulled and to find himself pulled nearly all the way out.

He crossed his paws over his chest and waited to be pulled out, only to find himself plunged back inside. Discord chuckled as he felt the bunny begin thrashing and screaming curses once more, pointedly ignoring the forest creature and watching as Fluttershy jacked off beside him.

After nearly a minute of using the diminutive creature as an impromptu sex toy, Discord pulled him out with a resounding pop, his cum caked fur now pristine. The bunny looked up at the chaos god with hate in his eyes and he tapped his foot impatiently on thin air, waiting to be put down.

“Sorry about that pal, but I needed the lube.” He threw a devilish wink at the bunny and leaned in close. “And I hadn't forgotten about what you did to my cheerios the other day.”

The bunny harrumphed and turned his head, ignoring the draconequus entirely. Fluttershy cocked her head, turning to Discord. “Why did you need the lube? We had a bottle around here somewhere.”

“Oh Fluttershy, that's no fun at all. What comes next though-” He licked his lips. “That will be fun.”

FLuttershy cocked her head only to find Discord suddenly floating above the bed, his legs spread and his hole perfectly placed above the mare’ rigid cock. “Oh my, yes please!”

Discord placed his hands on the mare’s shoulders and slowly lowered himself onto her cock, some unseen magic ensuring Fluttershy found the target. The male moved painfully slowly, enjoying the sensation of Fluttershy's cock spreading his hole wider then it had been in a long while.

Fluttershy could only stare in awe as inch after mottled pink and yellow inch vanished into the male’s hole. Though knowing Discord it wasn't too surprising, considering all the things he could do with his bizarre anatomy. He slipped past the medial ring, giggling softly as he briefly saw Fluttershy shudder in delight. Soon after he felt it, the distinct feeling of his ass resting on Fluttershy’s massive balls while his own rested on Fluttershy’s lower stomach. His cock let out a small spurt of pre the moment he felt their bodies connect, leaving a trail of white down the mare’s chest and stomach.

The two beings sighed contently. Discord from feeling so full, and Fluttershy from the exquisite tightness of Discord’s asshole. The pegasus smiled and was about to say something until the cock pointing at her face suddenly spasmed and shot another weak load, a few drops landing in her mouth.

She rolled her eyes and quickly swallowed the pre, barely noticing the bizarre taste of banana nut and chipotle hot sauce that lingered on her tongue. “Really?”

Discord chuckled. “As if you didn't expect that.” He said with a smirk.

The pegasus rolled her eyes.

Angel bunny’s eyes were wide and he crawled up beside the pair to get a better, looking down at Discord’s ass and up to where he presumed Fluttershy’s cock reached to. A spark of envy settled in the forest creature’s mind but he pushed it away for now, he had a show to enjoy.

“Are you ready Fluttershy?” Discord asked.

The butter pegasus smiled eagerly and nodded enthusiastically.

The draconequus smirked at the pegasus’ enthusiasm, it may have taken him awhile but sure enough he had broken her shyness streak. Well not broken, but certainly helped to shrink to something more manageable. Discord shrugged, it was a work in progress after all.

He picked himself up and began to bounce on the mare’s large cock while watching Fluttershy’s expression intently. Slowly the shyness bled away and she even pushed the hair from her eyes to get a better look at the action. Not one to disappoint, Discord gladly put on quite the show of it, twisting and shifting in strange ways that a normal being would find impossible or at least incredibly uncomfortable.

Angel bunny even gasped with delight, and he would have clapped if he were not furious tugging away at his own miniscule cock. Fluttershy herself was in heaven and she made a note to try and convince Discord to make this a regular thing. His body squeezed her cock in all the right ways, never over stimulating her, but never leaving her wanting. It was the perfect application of magic, pleasure and chaotic skill and it left her breathless.

Discord smirked as he Fluttershy’s eyes briefly rolled into the back of her head as she was briefly overwhelmed by the floor of pleasure. He continued his relentless assault on the mare’s cock, twisting and turning this way and that and drawing loud, lewd moans from the normally reserved pegasus.

It didn't take long for the chaos god to get exactly what he wanted and he felt both his own, and Fluttershy’s orgasm begin to come close. The butter pegasus had since abandoned all pretense of her usually reserved self and was now gasping and moaning loud enough that half her animals could hear her. Discord was no better as he had no such reservations and moaned loudly with each time his ass pressed against Fluttershy’s crotch.

Just as Fluttershy’s orgasm arrived she suddenly reached out and gripped the chaotic being’s ass in both hooves, a sudden look of determination spreading across her face. Discord nearly stopped, so taken aback by the sudden change.

Fluttershy wouldn't allow such a thing to happen though and she roughly bucked her hips up into Discord’s hole, roughly fucking him. Seconds later and the draconequus was greeted with a sudden cry of pleasure along with a surge of cum that erupted deep inside him.

Angel cried out as his own orgasm arrived, his eyes glued to his caretaker’s cock as it throbbed and pulsed, shooting it's potent load deep into the chaos god’s ass. The bunny twitched and jerked, his comparatively tiny load splashing against Fluttershy’s balls, giving them a white shine.

His own mismatched cock erupted randomly, his own orgasm almost distant until a moment before his cock began to shoot ropes of cum all over the pegasus’ chest and face. Fluttershy shut her eyes, giggling as she felt rope after thick rope splash against her fur while her own filled the draconequus’ insides.

Minutes passed and their orgasms’ died down until they were left panting and breathless. Discord recovered first and gently lifted himself from the mare cock he had remained impaled on. With a wet pop, Fluttershy’s now semi erect cock pulled out, it's impressive length slick with cum.

Angel bunny eagerly ran over to the mare cock, taking it in his tiny grip and guiding it Fluttershy’s stomach, his tongue already getting to work attempting to clean it. Discord sighed and floated down to the bed, riding a tiny cloud with a nine on the front of it. Slowly he draped himself over the majority of Fluttershy’s body, making sure not to squish angel or the pegasus.

They both sighed contently, not needing words, merely cuddling into each other’s bodies.

The only sound was the soft lapping as Angel cleaned Fluttershy’s cock clean of cum and moving on to Discord’s ass where he got to work once more. The draconequus’ eyes shot open and he chuckled, a small shiver running down his spine. “Ooh, thank you Angel.”

Fluttershy chuckled. “Did you just thank Angel for something? I never thought I’d see the day.”

Discord shrugged. “You two are my friends, what can I say.”