Trixike the Time-bomb

by Silver Butcher

Rating: teen
Tags: Profanity, Twilight Sparkle, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Other, Starlight Glimmer, Trixie, Spike, Comedy
Length: 11224

Trixike goes out of control after Twilight tries to get rid of the Rings with dark magic

Felling like she was running out of option's Twilight tries a dark Magic spell to break the rings, and it works, but with the unfortunate side effect of Trixike not un-fusing. Now Twilight and Starlight have to fix the Ring's before Trixike literally goes nuclear.

Cover art by - Spirit Shift

This Story is terrible and is no longer cannon in the Original Trixike story line

Published 2018-02-01 21:20:07 UTC
Last updated 2018-09-28 08:45:10 UTC

Princess Celestia actually does something

Twilight teleported herself and Trixike into her room and lay Trixike on the bed and took her temperature, as soon as the thermometer entered her mouth it started cracking and smoking, Twilight yanked it out, then yelped and threw it to the floor from the heat, she looked at Trixike as found that her bed had started to melt under her. Twilight levitated her in the air and there she lay for a second, then much to Twilight's shock and horror, the spell evaporated and Trixike hit the bed, witch liquefied under her, the floor to had started to melt as well. Twilight took a step back when suddenly Trixike was covered in an yellow aura and with a loud, snap the room was back to normal and Trixike lay on the bed, now resting with a strange collar around her neck, before she could react Discord appeared behind her.

"Good lord!" he said "I was almost to late, she would have gone nuclear if i hadn't gotten here in time"

"Discord! what are you...?

"What am I doing here!?" He asked her in disbelief. "I Imagination all the Princesses felt that, The magical radiation she was emitting could be felt even in my dimension!! "

"Magical radiation?"

"I don't know who this is, but there entire body seem's to have become unstable, Enhance unstable Unicorn Magic plus Enhance unstable Dragon fire, equals an explosion strong enough to blast a hole threw 12 reality, destroying at least half of them! What on earth is a creature of this power even doing down here!?" he asked looking at Twilight.

"It's a long story, you better sit down"

"A BLACK MAGIC DESTRUCTION SPELL" Celestia yelled, she and the other two princesses along with Starlight having arrived a few minutes after Discord. "I....I can't believe you would do this to one of your friends, much less two of them" she said as she rubbed her temple "This is bad."

"I swear I didn't know I wo...." Twilight started but was silenced with a look

"We will discus what you did wrong later, right now we need to fix the rings"

"why not just wait for her to unfuse?" Starlight asked looking up from whipping Trixike's temple with a cold wash-cloth "once their apart they won't be in danger of exploding."

"my dear Starlight" Luna said "her un-fusing without the ring's for the fusion energy to return to is exactly what will cause the explosion . If Trixike come's undone, Spike and Trixie will turn to pure energy, and explode with unfathomable force, to fix the ring's is no easy task, and to get new one's is even harder."

"Wait" Twilight interjected "New one's?....from where"

"To make a pair of.....fusion ring's, you must steal the life of a star." Celestia said "but as Trixike is already full of that energy, we would need to ask a cross-dimensional being to make a new pair, and they are fickle beings, never in the same place for more than a few minutes, whitch makes getting new one's impossible, so we must fix them ourselves." Celestia turned to Discord "Discord I need you to go back to your home, and focus all your energy on the collar, if you let it break....."

"yea, yea, yea....Boom!" Discord said as he diapered. Celestia turned to Twilight.

"I need you and Starlight to travel to an old temple deep in the ever-free forest, there you will find a celestial rod. It had the power to grant any pony one wish, but it's power is to limited, so you can't ask it to just fix the ring's, so one of you must with for a new pair of Celestial ear clips, and the other must wish for a new pair of Cosmic energy grips. she turned to Candace "You must come with me to the Frozen north the recover the Ancient Gem cutter, with it we will have to break off a piece of the Crystal Heat to form the Ball's that will hold the energy and the strings that will hold the ear clips and energy grips together." she Turned to Luna, looked at her looking a less than happy.

"you're gonna make me foal-sit aren't you?"

"I'm sorry Sister, but some-pony must make sure Trixike doesn't overheat herself." Celestia turned to Twilight and motioned for Starlight to come closer, as soon as the two where side to side Celestia touched both of their horn's "Just follow the flow of the River and you will find the Temple." and she teleported the two away, she turned to Candace, who grabbed her hand and the two teleported away. Luna looked down at Trixike who was still asleep.

"Let's see what your dreaming about." She whispered as she closed her eye's and entered Trixike's dream.

The Temple of a thousand Stairs.

Twilight and Starlight where standing next to a very large river. Starlight turned instantly to Twilight.

"So Twilight...care to explain yourself? or should I just slap you and leave it at that?"

"I..well...Trixike is a danger to Equestria...how long before she stop's listening to even you?"

"by that same logic, how long before Discord stop's listening to Fluttershy? How long Before Luna get's jealous and turn's into Nightmare Moon again? should we just turn Discord back into a statue and Blast Luna back to the moon?"

"But Trixike is...."

"Trixike is Over-excitable...a Show-pony, just Like Trixie, but she's also loyal to a fault, happy to help when asked, just like Spike. She's has a fondness for you because your Spike's oldest friend. and a Slight envy towards you case she's also part Trixie. And she has a extreme fondness for me cause both Trixie and Spike are very close friends of mine. And you better hope that they find it in their heart's to forgive you..cause if they leave your friendship and become your enemy...I'm joining them"

"What...why wou..." Twilight started but stopped when Starlight turned her back and started her on her way.

"Let's go Twilight. We need to find that Temple fast."

Luna was sitting next to Trixike trying to find dreams, but only finding blankness, when She suddenly bolted strait up out of bed. Trixike looked at Luna, then the room, then touched her own face.

"How odd. Why is Trixike sleeping in the castle...why is Trixike sleeping at all? I've never slept before. how odd." She jumped out of bed and stretched, she then turned to Luna who was now standing. "Why hello Luna, what bring's you here? did the Mayor call you to help them throw Trixike out of town?"

"The what? Mayor? Throw you out?" Luna asked befuddled "How are you still....completely OK? you're unstable, you almost exploded!"

"Did I? Trixike doesn't remember doing that, but I must say it sound's rather exciting."

"I....I'm sorry why are you slipping in and out of the third person?"

"oh it is an unfortunate speaking habit of mine. duo to Trixie's and Spike's different speaking habit's, Trixike tend's to randomly slip to different speaking patterns." She said as she stood still for a second. a look of shock came across her face.

"What's wrong?"

"Trixike Teleported...but Trixike is still her....something must be wrong with my magic." Trixike looked down at Luna a look of fear on her face. "If Trixike can't use magic...I'll be torn to shred's by the town." She said, Shaking Luna.

"Whoa!! why would they do that?"

"They really don't like me." She said. could you....I don't know...teleport us somewhere else...some where safe maybe." Luna sighed

"We can't we have to wait for the other's to come back so we can fix your rings."

"....my.....my rings? what's wrong with my rings?"

"*Sigh* sit down, this is gonna be a little much."

Twilight and Starlight where still walking next the River. It's size was slowly shrinking. they could see the Temple in the distance. The two were walking in an awkward silence, or at least Starlight was, Twilight had been trying to get her to talk to her, but all she got was more silence.

"I've never seen this part of the forest before. We must be really far out." Twilight said as she looked around. Starlight gave her no response. "look I'm sorry...I probably could have handled this better....but I didn't think this would happen." Starlight kept going forward "Starlight....I now I messed up....but can't we talk this out."

"I'm not the one you need to talk to." Starlight suddenly said "I can understand why you would freak out. but Trixike is the only person who has the right to truly be pissed at you. it's her you need to talk to." She looked back at Twilight "I know you though you where right. Now come on, we can talk about this after we stop Trixike from exploding." Starlight said as they approached the Temple. The Duo stopped at the sigh in-front of them, about a thousand stairs stood between them the Temple entrance. Twilight lit her horn and the duo where at the top of them.

"That was easy" Twilight said as they walked to the door, she placed her hand on the door. only to find herself and Starlight back at the bottom of the stairs. "What the?" Twilight looked at Starlight "what just happened?"

"my guess....the Temple want's us to walk up these stairs."

"I hate magic temples." Twilight moaned as they started their long assent

Trixike and Luna where sitting down in the Main hall of the Castle. Luna was sipping Tea, Trixike had started eating the walls."

"I think you might be destroying the structural integrity of the castle"

"I really hope I am" Trixike replied "Sparkle destroyed the structural integrity of my body" she tore a large chunk out of the wall and chomped on it. "Now Trixike is trapped in this stupid castle, powerless, with an angry town of ponies that all what me gone."

"Why not leave?" Luna asked as she sipped her tea "Seems nopony in Ponyville appreciates your.....enthusiasm? your Limitless energy? What would you call it?"

"Trixike call's it her Pizzazz"

"Yeah....well last I checked the Crystal Empire Love's you so why no...."

"No, The Crystal Empire loves Spike. Not Trixike, Spike. Trixike is not Spike, Trixike is Trixike."

"But if they knew you where part of Spike...you'd probably get the same hero treatment Spike gets." Luna said just as there was a Banging on the Castle door, Luna looked at Trixike once more "Think about it" she said before getting up and going to check the door, she opened it and meet with Rarity and Pinkie Pie. They both seemed taken aback by who answered the door.

"Princess!?" They both asked in unison.

"Come in, Come in." Luna motioned "I got to boring job so I'm stuck here for a while"

"Boring job?" Rarity asked "We where just coming to check on Spike and....her."

"Her?"

"Rarity's mad at Trixie cause she stole Spike."

"Do you hate Trixike as well?"

"Well no....as much as I dislike...her....Trixike is still half Spike...so She's alright."

"Thanks for the Insulting Complement" Trixike called as she continued to eat threw the wall"

"Oh...I didn't realize she was actually...here."

"oh...LETS THROW A FUSION PARTY!!" Pinkie chimed in

"No....I am not dealing with another one of those parties." Rarity said immediately "Last time you did....well everypony in town still hate's Trixike so.....not the best idea"

"I Like those parties" Trixike said "I got to beat Sparkle in a arm-wrestling contest."

"yes, yes." Luna interrupted "all fun and what not..but I don't what a talk about a "Fusion Party" to be one of the last thing's I talk about."

"What ever do you mean?" Rarity asked. Luna sighed

"Sit down, this might take a minute"

After a very long and boring walk up all the stairs, the duo finally made it to the top, and proceeded to collapse gasping for air

"That took for-fucking-ever!!" Starlight gasped "I'm not mad at the dark magic thing anymore, I'm mad that I had to make that walk because of you now"

"Fair.....fair enough" Twilight gasped "I hate myself a little for that two" She slowly made her way up, OK let's wish for those pairs of Celestial ear clips and Cosmic energy grips."

"you actually remembered what they where called?"

"Your'e actually surprised that I remembered?"

"Touche" Starlight said as they opened the temple door.....and where meet with even more stairs going down. The two looked down the stairs.

"Noooooooooooooo!!!!!" They both yelled in dismay.

Author's Note

it was actually the Temple of 2 thousand stairs. a thousand outside....and a thousand inside.

Some Monster

"Sit down, this might take a minute" Luna said as she Lead Pinkie and Rarity to the throne room. Luna turned to Trixike "Don't leave this room!"
"Trixike will not leave this room, I promise" She replied as Luna closed the door, just at the Front door's burst open, A group of angry town's ponies had stormed into the castle. The had come in to demand Twilight hoof over Trixike, but instead found Trixike looking at them.

"oh...hello...friends?" Trixike tried for a smile threw the fear of being attacked. The Mob yelled and threw the thing's they had brought to pelt at her, no longer armed with fruit they had brought rocks and Bricks. They threw with the expectation of Trixike to throw them back, so as to give them a solid reason to get the princess to turn on her. Trixike took a step back, when the wave of projectiles flew at her, She Ducked out of the way as thing's flew at her, She looked at the door hoping that her friends would come to save her, only to realize the room was specially made to be sound and vibration proof, a silent place for Twilight to read. Trixike poked her head out and was hit in the eye by a rock, she dropped back with a yelp that went unheard by the mob. they started closing in, when her eye's glowed purple, and she started unraveling, only for the collar around her neck to counter act it, a Explosion was set of, and Trixike was the only one standing.

The Mob looked around, confused, most now laying in the ground. seizing her moment she booked it and ran out the door, she was at Town center when she was surrounded. so many faces that had once been friendly, now all filled with hate and dislike. she was surrounded. Their angry voices ran out as projectiles where flung at her. calling her a monster, telling her to leave, telling her to never show her face again, she tried to plead with them, but was hit in the stomach and back by a large rocks, witch left open gashes, several of them scraped against her arms Trixike feel on her ass, and looked up about to try and plead again.

"Please don.." She started but stopped when she was hit square in the face by a Brick. She Feel flat on her back screaming in pain. The Town stopped in their tracks. They had expected a lot of thing's, a fight, hard words, a princess stopping them and calming them down. but of all the things to happen, the hadn't actually expected to get her. they stood their and watch as she rolled on her back sobbing in pain, Until the palace door's slammed open and three figures ran to the commotion
"WHAT'S GOING ON!" Luna demanded,"WHERE IS TRIXI...." She froze when saw Trixike withering on her back, holding her face and sobbing, blood could be seen threw her fingers and dripping off the side of her head. Rarity and Pinkie rushed to her side.

"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD"Pinkie screeched "Are you ok, Please be ok!"

"Move your hand's darling, we need to see what the probl.....oh....oh darling." Rarity had moved her hands and was met with a sobbing mare with a broken snout, several of her teeth knocked out, she was babbling in pain, her left eye was swollen shut with tears leaking out. Rarity looked at the mob, which had slowly started to back up. a few held their ground.

"She deserves it!" One shouted.

"What!?" Luna asked, anger shaking in her voice "Deserved? You dislike her, so you attack her and insult her, so when she fight's back you can attempt to make her out as the bad guy?" Luna took a step towards the mob, All of them retreated several steps. "And you run in and attack her, Look at her!" Luna motioned to Trixike, who was still sobbing, while Rarity Tried to comfort her, Pinkie had some how broken out of the ring of ponies and had run to get to other elements. Luna looked at the crowed. "Some Monster." She said as she walked to Trixike, lit her horn, lightly touched her forehead and mumbled a spell. Trixike slowly stopped crying and writhing around, until she finally fell asleep.

Author's Note

Brick to the face sounds supper painful.

The Ancient Gem cutter

Cadance and Celestia looked up at the floating Ice temple, it was floating over a large abyss, Cadance sighed.

"This is one of those no magic thing's isn't it?"

"Of course, all these temple will just spit you back out at the beginning if you try, they wouldn't be very secure if you could just teleport to the artifact."

"And you didn't Tell Twilight because?"

"It's her punishment, her temple has no dangers, but has hundreds of millions of stairs."

"ouch" Cadance said "so what's our's have in store for us?"

"well, it;s really fucking cold here, and it's filled with water traps, so yea, it's just a matter of not freezing to death"

"Lovely" she sighed as she looked at the many floating Chunks of ice, some as small as ice cubes, some bigger than the temple it self. "This is gonna suck"

"Extremely" Celestia agreed as she cast a spell that changed her and Cadance's clothes to winter clothing. "let's go, and try not to get shot out of the air by jets of water, The two flew into the air, and charged forward.

The Luna and the rest of the elements where waiting outside of Zecora's hut. They had brought Trixike to her as she was one of the few ponies in ponyville who actual liked her, Luna had caught the rest of the mane 6 up with what Twilight had done while they where waiting

"I am so gonna....gonna....gonna give Twilight a disappointed look" Fluttershy said

"I'm gonna kick her ass" Rainbow said

"You can't do that....no matter how badly she screwed up, where friends, we'd be no better than the mob" Rarity interjected she looked back at the hut, then sobbed "My poor little Spikey-wikey"

"And Trixie" Pinkie interjected"

"Yes her to" Rarity said "He..

"They"

"...They must be in such pain, oh my poor little..."

"Relax" Applejack interjected "Zecora is the best pony for the job, is she can't fix a brick to the face, I'll eat my hat" Applejack said bluntly

"What flavor is your hat?" Pinkie asked

"I don't know, hat flavored probably" Applejack replied.

Cadance was shivering before Celestia warmed her with a spell, the two turned back to look at the temple, they had had to start over several times. Cadance and Celesita had both been shot with out warning from jets of water from the temple.

"This is a pain in the ass" Cadance gasped, holding a stitch in her side

"It's suppose to be a pain in the ass" Celestia replied as she stretched "The Ancient Gem can reshape any gem, can hollow a gem out with out leaving any cracks or breaking it, it's the only thing that we have that can make the ball's to hold the ring's energy. we needed it or were all doomed"

"Celestia...your spurting exposition again"

"Sorry...It's a habit" Celesita smiled "lets do this!!"

12 minutes later

"This is bad" Celestia frowned, they where still at the begin, they had almost made it when the entire abyss had erupted with water. "It's been tampered with"

"What?"

"Some pony with immense power has made it impossible to get past...but that should be impossible, the only ones who could do that is me, Luna and....." Celestia turned with a pissed expression and yelled "DISCORD!!!!" Discord snapped into existent next to them, panting

"What....I'm focusing"

"You messed with the Temple's challenge didn't you?"

"I....may have done something a couple of years ago....but It was a joke, you can just take it down right?"

"It would take 4 alicorn's half a week to take the enchantment down! Can you take it down without letting Trixike go off?"

"Yea....but there will be.....a little feed back?"

"So long as she doesn't explode, take the enchantment down!"

"Alright alright....stand back this is gonna take a hot minute!"

Zecora was mixing the potion to fix Trixike's broken muzzle, Trixike had awoken and was still crying.
"Be calm Big one, I am almost Done" Zecora said to Trixike, who's only reply was a sniff. The two sat in silence for a moment, when Trixike's left arm suddenly started glowing and split in half down to the elbow, the two half's of her arm started morphing, the right half started turning into Spike's arm, and the left half into Trixie's.

"That is not good, End the world is could!" Zecora ran to Trixike "Stay still, Fix it I will" Zecora poured the Potion into Trixike's mouth, and with a loud snap, her Face put itself back together

"My arm!" She screeched "What's happening!?" Zecora shook her head

"I'm sorry to say, but the future look's gray"

"Alright" Discord said "Good news and bad news"

"The good first" Cadance said

"Here's the Gem cutter" Discord said, Handing it to her, it looked like a cheap plastic wand

"That's the Ancient Gem Cutter!?" Cadance asked in disbelief

"yea....it use to look badass, but I found out that less ponies tried to steal it when it looked like that, so I had it....remodeled." Celestia said "now the bad new's?"

"Trixike is coming undone, you have exactly 7 hours before she explodes, good luck" and with that Discord Disappeared

"Fuck" Celestia said "Let's go, we have a gem to cut!" and with that the duo teleported to the Crystal Empire.

Author's Note

Zecora is hard to wright for.

also Discord Ex-Machina

Luna's Password

Starlight and Twilight were gasping for air, after a total of 8 staircases. They had made their way to a Large circular room, Starlight sat down and leaned against the wall, Twilight walked to the center of the room. she looked around for a second then turned back to Starlight

"There's one door. Let's go." Twilight turned to Starlight who was still sitting

"Go ahead of me....I'm dying here" Starlight panted, Twilight walked through the door and Starlight sighed "I hope those two are OK" She got up, and walked to the door, only to run into Twilight, Twilight jumped

"Wait...how'd you get in front of me?" Starlight looked at her

"Twilight....this is the first room"

"But I walked straight through the room into the next one...and this was the next one.." Twilight looked behind her "And I can see the door I walked out off..." Twilight and Starlight looked at each other

"I Hate magic temples," They both said in unison

Trixike looked at her arm, It was split in two, the two halves looked half melted, they where still connected with a few melted stringy bits. She could still move her fingers, but every time she did, she felt like her head was splitting open.

"What is happening?"

"You coming undone, It does not look fun" Zecora replied before The door open.

"I heard screaming what ha..." Rarity started, but stopped once she saw Trixike's arm "OH DEAR CELESTIA YOUR ARM!!" Rarity screamed running in, quickly followed by the rest. in less than a minute Trixike was being bombarded with her friends. The mane 5 where fusing over her while Zecora was examining her Fluttershy looked at Trixike then headed for the door "I'll be right back" she said as she left the hut. she looked up "Discord, I want to talk to you" suddenly in a flash Fluttershy was teleported away. Luna sighed, what's taking them so long, Cadence and my Sister I can understand, but all Twilight had to do was walking down some stairs and...OH SHIT!!" Luna suddenly yelled startling the other's "WE FORGOT TO TELL THEM THE PASSWORD!!" And in a Flash, she teleported to the front of the temple and sighed "Fucking stairs."

Twilight trying to stay calm, after several attempts both she and Starlight had failed to get past the second room, they kept ending up back in the first one again. Starlight looked at the other doorway

"what are we missing?" She asked as Twilight ran through the room, just as she reached the doorway, she collided with Starlight. The two hit the floor "it's not rotating, or anything, I saw you enter the other doorway, it must be teleporting us or something." The two were debating what to do when Luna walked in through the original door panting

"I hate stairs" She panted out

"Princess what are you...?"

"Trixike is coming undone, you need to hurry, I realized that we forgot to give you permission to enter" The two looked at her

"Is that why we can't get past the second door?"

"Yes, now come on, I'll use the password and you two can go in and make your wishes" The Three entered the second room, Luna took a deep breath and yelled "Kvinrhhrlm rh tizmgvw uli zoo dsl vmgvi gsrh illn gl nzpv lmv drhs" The two looked at her

"Wha..?"

"GO NOW!!" She yelled, The two turned and ran through the door, in a flash they where in the third room, at its center, floating was the Celestial Rod, It looked like a Staph you would see a rich pony hold, it was covered in emeralds and made of gold, it's top looked like a 3 fingered dragons's hand. floating in the hand's grasp was a small orb, inside it was what looked like a solar system

"Whoa," The two said looking at it, they were there for a second, then Twilight cleared her throat and grabbed it and yelled out

"I Wish for a Pair of Celestial eat clips!!" she immediately dropped the staff, with just floated back to the center of the room, and held her ears "OW!" She yelped as the Grips suddenly appeared and snapped onto her ears "that hurts" Starlight walked forward and said, "I wish for...um..."

"Cosmic Energy Grips" Twilight whispered

"I wish for Cosmic Energy Grips!" Starlight felt a small weight in her pocket, she let go of the Staff and Reached into her pocket, she pulled out two glowing chains with grasps on each end. The two left the room and gave their prizes to Luna.

"Good, now let's get the hell out of here" She teleported the three to Zecora's hut, which now only contained Zecora, a melted table, and a broken door. "Where'd they all go?"

"Trixike is magical again, and her anger was quite plain"

Author's Note

Backwards Alphabet code!!

Vine time

The Citensens of ponyville had gone silent as the looked at what had appeared in their town, Trixike was looking down at them from in front of Cityhall, which had started melting as soon as she had appeared, she looked around at them and the Crowd watched as he tail and right leg began to glow and split apart, Trixike's horn lit up and she was surrounded by a red aura, which began growing out from her, it touched City hall and everything in the Aura instantly turned to Liquid. then they spoke

"An eye for an eye/suck it, bitches," they said unison. Immediately the town sirens went off and everyone ran like hell, as the town evacuated the 5 who had been with her arrived.

"Whoa!" Rainbow said as she watched City hall melt "I'm not going in there!"

"Trixike!" Applejack called out "You have to stop, your..." Trixike turned to them and the group watched as she levitated in the air and she looked down at them.

"No/No," They said, "Were falling apart/where taking them down with us!" They said as they raised their still intact hand and pointed it at Twilight's castle, the Aura morphed and turned into a Copy of their hand, and the hand lashed out and Grabbed the Castel, slowly it started stemming as the aura ate away at it,

"HEY!" Twilight yelled out as she emerged from the forest and blasted at Trixike, the spell hit Her in the stomach, and immediately she turned to look at her, she raised her other melting hands and they shot out at her, Twilight teleported out of the way as they two hands hit the ground, they shot back to her, leaving behind a puddle of goop, Luna and Starlight emerged and Luna froze as she saw the goop,

"Magical Radiation!" She cried out as she saw it And lit her horn "We need to get rid of it before" From the puddle a Black vine shot out and whipped at her, Starlight still came up just in time"

"That looks like one of Discords Vines!"

"Magical Radiation is similar to Chaos Magic, but it steals the life of nearby plants and animals to sustain itself," Luna said as the Puddle began producing more of the vines when Discord appeared and more vines shot out attacking the other ones

"Mine are way better!" he said angrily as he held up his finger and charged Trixike dressed as a general, Trixike looked over as Discord snapped as she was chained again, instantly the red aura disappeared and they dropped, Twilight lite her horn and bubbled them, as Trixike began pounding on the Bubble Discord turned back only to be slapped by one of the vines, and fell face first on the ground and the group watched as they began growing larger, they began trashing around shooting out large thorns threw out the town, causing even more property Damage, suddenly they where surrounded in a bright beam of yellow light and in a flash all that was left was a scorch mark. Celestia and Cadence landed next to Twilight

"Sorry we're late, we had to Convince the Citizens of the Empire to let us cut the gem, it was a long boring..." Cadence started but stopped as more Vines began shotting out of the ground. Celestia lit her horn and Twilight and Starlight felt their respective items disappear. with a Flash, Celestia Pulled out the Celestial ear clips, the Cosmic energy grips, and the Crystal balls and with several loud clicked the new rings where made, as the Discord vines attacked the Trixike vines Celestia poped The Bubble and before Trixike could say anything the earrings where snapped on her ears, and in a flash Trixie and Spike fell to the ground. and lay still,

"Alright, now that we aren't in danger or destroying reality, let's break these vines" the group all turned as began assaulting them, but the more they fought, the larger the vines grew, throwing more thorns into the town, as the fight raged one Trixie eventually got up and held her head looking around

"Where the hell am I?" She asked, Celestia, noticed their return to consciousness and made her way two them

"Did I oversleep again?" Spike muttered as he lay face down on the ground. Celestia helped the two of them to their feet and turned them to look up and see Discord attacking the Vines with a lance while riding a flying pig, next to the puddle that had once been City hall.

"What the fuck!?" The two asked in unison. when Celestia threw up a shield, blocking several thorns of varying size, then patted their heads

"I'll explain later, go hide now!" She said as he ran to go join the fight, Trixie felt her ear and unclipped the ring.

"Wait...what happened? I have the worst headache right now."

"Me too," Spike muttered as he unclipped his ring and looked up at the weird ass fight that was happening in front of them, Applejack had lassoed the vines, but the rope turned to dust as soon as it touched the Vines, Pinkie was firing her Party Cannon, but as with the Roap the Confetti also became dust. the Vines began growing in size, as the two watched Spike threw his arm around Trixie. "Wanna help?" he asked

"I get the odd feeling that I Don't...but Starlights helping so We better go!" She said as she Clipped her ring on, Spike did the same and Trixike Reformed, still not knowing what was going on.

"Dammit," Luna said as the Vines grew in size "This is fucking retarded! Why can't we stop them?"

"Good question," Trixike said. as she appeared behind her making her jump "Might I ask what the fuck is happening?"

"Trixike! Your...wait, do you not know what's happening?" Luna questioned

"Not at all, the last Thing I remember is talking to Sparkle, then she blasted me with something...and suddenly we're all fighting vines?" Trixike shook her head "Honestly I feel like I'm missing something." Trixike looked up at the Vines, "So did Sparkle insult Discord or something?" Luna just looked at Trixike in awkward silence, then pulled herself back together.

"No, this happened after...something stupid, Twilight's getting a strong talking to after this is done, all we need to do is uproot them, we need..." Luna stopped when Trixike put her finger to her mouth

"Hush...it's show time." Trixike body glew as she lit her horn and Luna watched as she increased to the size of a small house. This achieved the goal of getting everyponies attention.

"Trixike, I know your mad but..." Starlight started but was interrupted

"Mad? About what?" Trixike asked shaking her head "I Have no Idea what is even happening right now! I just woke up like 12 minutes ago, and it's sundown!" Trixike scratched her head "Weird day" She lit her horn and encashed the vines in magic, immediately all the Unicorns and Alicorns basted the Vines with their magic, Discord raised a lance and yelled

"Begone Deamon!!" he threw his Lance into the Vines and it turned into Liquid, covering the vines, then hardened, it started cracking when with a Snap of his Fingers, Discord opened a Portal to his Chaos Dimension and the group watch as the Vines, along with a chunk of ground, where sucked into it. with a last Snap, the portal was closed and the hole was filled. the Group looked up in silence until Trixike Clapped her hands.

"Alright, so who want's to explain to Trixike what just happened?" the group all looked at each other then Celestia turned to Twilight

"You get to Tell Trixike everything that happened, and why it happened." Twilight deflated a little

"Yes, Ma'am."

Author's Note

* Slightly edited

Trixike's Goodbye

Starlight looked on at the chaos that was Trixie's carriage, Trixike had gone as far as to actual role up and packed the grass in the area, along with two tree's.

"Any plans?" She asked Trixike as she tried to figure out if she could fit anything else in the carriage. Trixike looked over and handed Starlight a letter. Starlight took it and read as Trixike lit her horn and swiped a cloud out of the air and started mussing if she really needed it.

Dear Trixie, Spike, or Trixike

We would like to formally invite you to stay in the Crystal Empire pending your banishment from Ponyville. we understand if you need to take your time. Shining has also specifically asked me to plead that you don't harm Twilight for her Transgesion

with Love Cadence

"Ah, so that's why you didn't touch Twilight." Starlight said with a nod

"Indeed," Trixike said as she took a bite out of the cloud and released it back into the sky "A parting gift." Starlight shook her head

"So, why not just take the entire Hill?"

"Because your standing on it at the moment, I'll pack the hill once everything else is set" Starlight looked at Trixike

"I was just joking"

"And I wasn't," Trixike said happily as she levitated her Carriage into the air and walked to the bottom of her hill with Starlight, Trixike turned back to begin packing it and Starlight headed back to the Castel.

"Once it's packed meet me in the Castel, we both know Pinkie is gonna throw those two a farewell party."

"I assure you they'll be there," Trixike said with a wave to Starlight, who made her way back to the Castel and found an angry mob in front of the Castel again complaining about Property Damage and several complaining about injurest they had gotten in the mad scramble to get away from Trixike most calling for Trixike's immediate banishment form Equestria or worse. Luckily one of the Friends Trixike had mad in her many misadventures was scaring them all away slowly but surely

" My house is full of thorns!" one of the ponies complained

"And you smashed her face in with a brick, your hella lucky I'm not kicking out all of your teeth," Temptest Shadow said as Grubber and a Storm Guard held with the crowd control, Starlight walked past them

"Hey Big guy," She said to the Storm Guard "How's your therapy with Fluttershy going?" The looked at her

"Well," He said giving her a thumbs up before turning back to the crowd, Grubber meanwhile had just finished setting up his speaking device

"Alright, lets all chill!" He called out "The Princesses are already fixing the damages and Trixie and my bro Spike has already donated a sizable chunk of bits to help pay off the property damage, and they've already agreed to be relocated to the Crystal Empire, so why don't you guys just.." Grubber stopped when he was hit with a tomato, then Turned to Temptest and spoke clearly into the mic "Alright Temptest turn em to stone" almost immediately the group disbanded, once they had all left Temptest looked over at Grubber

"You know I can't do that anymore."

"Yeah but the didn't know." Grubber said as he packed up his Speaker system "Come on ya mook, time for cake!" The Guard picked up the Speaker in his bag and followed Grubber inside, Starlight walked over to Temptest

"They'll be here soon, there just packing up their hill" Temptest nodded

"Sounds about right." the two walked in to the party, Grubber,Shining Armor, and Storm Guard where enjoying some of the cupcakes the Cake's had brought with them, Cadence was talking with Luna while Celestia played peekaboo with Flurry Heart, Ember, Thorax and Sunset Shimmer where trying to think of something nice about Trixie to put on their banner

"She's fun?" Thorax offered

"She's Spike's friend?" Ember tried

"The way she talks is pretty Funny!" Sunset added

"I don't think either of those counts as one" Thorax said with a scratch of his chin,

"And your's does?" Ember shot back as Starlight continued on her way as Temptest Joined them to help with the Banner problem. Starlight looked over at the Cutie Mark Crusaders who were trying to see if the Cake twins Cutie marks would be in art,

"Nope," Sweetie said looking at the big mess "Definitely not"

"Maybe mess making!" Scootaloo said,

"Don't you dare!" Mrs.Cake said overhearing them. Starlight looked over to see Iron Will and Gilda looking at a pile of goodbye gifts that had been placed on a table

"...and this one is for Spike, That one is for Trixie, and this one's for Trixike and that other one is for Spike.."Iron Hearth was saying while Gilda laughed at him

"Why are you sorting them?"

"Wanna make sure They don't have ta dig through this pile just to find their gifts." He said as he picked up a box that was wrapped in gold, Starlight shook her head and moved to the edge of the party where Discord was having a chat with Fluttershy

"Where's everypony else?" she asked Fluttershy

"Oh they said their taking care of Twilight" Starlight raised an eyebrow

"What are they doing?"

"Well first Celestia found and Destroyed her collection of Dark Magic Spellbooks, and right now The rest of the gang is destroying her Library while she watches," Discord said

"Oh my.."

"Trixike did say it was all forgiven...but I guess there's just a little hostility against her at the moment, and they never said they forgave her so..."

"I Slapped her." Starlight said with a shrug "I'm all good, what about you Fluttershy?"

"Oh, um...Trixike said it was all good, so Pinkie and I forgave her. Rainbow, AJ, And Rarity are the ones trashing the place."

"They're doing what?" Trixike asked, making everyone and nonpony in the building jump except Grubber who was too invested in his food to notice "I told them it was all forgiven!"

"I'll fix it up afterward", Discord said as Trixike shook her head and took off her Rings.

"We forgave her," Trixie said as she pocketed her ring "We don't remember what happened, and we didn't really care enough to properly listen past the dark magic spell thing."

"Yeah, all forgotten, so all forgiven," Spike said as he pocketed his ring, "So can you...ya know?" He asked, Discord looked down at them, then snapped his fingers, suddenly the three appeared in the room, Applejack's hat was covered in shredded paper

"Woo, we got a little carried away in there," she said as she beat the paper off

"Well let's just hope Twilight learned her lesson" Rarity said with a nod

"I'm like 160% sure she did."Dash said with a nod "She's up there trying to put things back together piece by piece

"Gonna be hard to do that without these" AJ said motioning to the giant pile of shredded paper out of her hat. Spike and Trixie sighed in unison, but before they could talk about the matter anymore, Pinkie popped into existence behind them and pulled a cart in front of them, A Blue Cake with White Frosting and a Purple Cake with Green Frosting both of them had a Candle.

"Lets talk later, right now it's time to say..."

"GOODBYE!!!!" They all cheered as the Two Blew out their Candles and thew their respective Cakes into each other's Face.

"I told you they where gonna so that," Gilda said as several of the partygoers passed Her Some Bits, as The Two laughed and whipped off the frosting, Spike turned to Trixie

"I didn't even hesitate!" he laughed

"neither did I!" she laughed back as the Party began, Pinkie talked into a Walkie Talkie and Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Came out and began playing, Vinyl was playing Raver's in the UK, as Octavia played Batovens 5th, both playing at the same time, each trying to outdo the other.

"Oh, This reminds me of the horrible fusion party, only this time..." Spike said

"This is Invite only!" Trixie cheered "Let's rock the joint!" Spike and Trixie got on strange and made the music even worse as Trixie Sang a very nice rendition of Auld lang syne, While Spike sang a horrible off tune Firework, with the two musicians in the background still playing their respective song

"This is awful" Ember cheered "Keep going!" the party continued in this awful music for a while, Spike forgetting some of his lyrics and having Gilda, Iron Will, and Rainbow Dash join in with him, all four singing at a different speeds and Keys, Trixie had Sunset and Starlight join in with her singing a Beautiful together. Grubber dragged both Shining and The Guard on stage with Pinkie behind them, she handed Shining a Trumpet, the Guard a Xylophone, and she herself got a mess of instruments as Grubber switched on his Mic and Begane singing Don't Stop Believing as Shining and the Guard both just made noise, Pinkie began playing the Parasprite Polka. Fluttershy, Ember, and Sunset all got Triangles and played the Same note on Repeat, Discord and the CMC All sang an Improvised song, each randomly jumping in and cutting each other off, the Cake Twins cut in with Baby noises and the Cake's just sat back and watched the mess in front of them unfold

"This is Horrible," Mr.Cake said "But it looks Fun" he Picked up a Pie Tin and started using it as A Drum while Mrs.Cake banged a Baking tray and Frying Pan together, Applejack and Big Mac Kicked on the Walls to make Noise with everypony else. Suddenly Trixie and Spike both cut off and Said in unison

"Let mix it up! Everybody, Randomly do what somepony else is doing!" and once this happened all Tartorous Broke Loss as even Vinyl and Octavia switched with each other, Spike and Trixie Held up their hand and Clipped on the Rings,

"Let's Get Chaotic!" Trixie Screamed as the Party Continues, meanwhile at the Back of the Crowed the 4 Princess watched the Chaos unfold,

"This is the 4th weirdest Party I've ever been to," Celestia said as she tickled Flurry

"Speak for yourself, I was at their last Party, And that was fucking weird!" Luna said as he clapped to no beat in particular.

"Well look who's come to join us," Cadence said as Twilight came down into the room and looked at the mess in silence. Before she could do or say anything, Trixike Saw here and Teleported to her. Twilight flinched

"Look, I know I can't ever hope to apologize to you, or ever expect forgiveness form you, or them...but..."

"Aw hush!" Trixike Said "You still on about the trying to kill me thing?" Trixike Picked her up "Forget that, let's Have some Fun!" With that Trixike kissed her full on the mouth and Dropped her "See, know you can be fucked up about something else!" Twilight vomited, with Trixike instantly cleaned. Twilight sat on the ground in horrified shock.

"What, not forgiving anymore? Go party, they horrible moment was my revenge, now go have some fucking fun!" with that Trixike shoved a Tamborine in Twilight hand and teleported her into the mess of noise.

"I was not ready for that?" Cadence said as she turned to Trixike who had just pulled off a Plastic Copy of her Face.

"There, I didn't have to Kiss her, and she will forever be fucked up by the Fact that she thinks I just kissed her, Win Win."

"I thought you said you..."

"Eh, She seemed like she wasn't gonna stop being all moppy and moody until I did something, so I did the most mentally fucked up thing I could." Trixike laughed "Now let's go enjoy this mess!" Trixike cheered as she offered the Three Princess all Microphones and Flurry and Pair of Maracas. as the princess took their mic's and Flurry played with her new toys, Trixike gave herself her own Mic, and as Celestia and Cadance Sand, Trixike and Luna started having a rap battle, Flurry cheering them on. and the party continued on like that for three hours until Celestia called it to a Halt, off to the side Spilda was having a Drink off with Iron Will.

"Hey Spilda can we Have Spike and Gilda, Back"

"Sure, just make sure they form me again sometime!" He called back as he slipped the rings off and the two respectively tossed them back to Trixie.

"Alright, it's getting late Guys, Trixie and Spike are officially banned from this town in an hour and a half, time for Presents!" with that she Jumped down and Joined the rest of the group to circle around the duo and the mountain of Presents.

"Hey! Whoa! We Specifically told you guy's..." Spike started but was cut off.

"Yeah, but are you two really gonna say no to free stuff?" Grubber asked Trixie and Spike looked at each other

"Hell no." They said in unison as Trixie unwrapped the first present, to her from Gilda, it was a T-Shirt that read, I kicked a guy's face in with a Griffon,

"Gilda," Trixie laughed "Thay guy sued me!" she laughed at the memory as Spike opened one for him from Tempest, Inside was a burned hat.

"Ha" He smiled "I Get it." he put it on and Tempest laughed

"I thought you would." the two continued to unwrap presents, Trixie got a mini fruit Tree, a pocket Dimension for her pocket, a Spellbook, and several other things, the last gift was something that made her turn red an close the box

"Damit Starlight" She muttered as she tied to closed, Starlight smiled and looked at her with a devious look

"You Love it, and I know you do," she said, Spike got a Sombrero that changed colors depending on his mood, a box full of Gems, a Book on Cooking, and after some time he too got something that made him turn red

"Starlight!" Spike said angrily "What the fuck?" Starlight just smiled at him

"You love it!" They tried to push them to the side, but after being pushed by everypony to see it Spike and Trixie both opened them and pulled out a White T-shirt that read Respectable, I Sleep with a Dragon, and, I Sleep with a Unicorn" this made the ground laugh as Spike and Trixie put them back in the box.

"Sleep in what context?" Candace asked with a less than innocent look on her face.

"THE SLEEP KIND!" They both said angrily as Trixie pulled out the rings and fused

"Now let us open Trixike's gifts!" Trixike had three gifts, all of which were from one of the three Princess. The first one she opened was from Cadence, She opened it and found a strange windup Doll, Trixike recognized it as being after a human thanks to Spike's memories of the human world.

"What in the...?" Was all she could think to ask as she picked it up

"Its a Wind up toy Sunset got for me from the Human world, thanks to a few enchantments here and there it is now a certified Magic Maid, wind her up and give her a command, and she'll do whatever you ask her to do, you'll find her to be rather...surprising I'm sure." Trixike nodded as she placed the Doll down and wound it up

"Do a little dance please" The Doll stood up

"As you wish Master" It was and began Dancing, Trixike watched it dance

"I'm not sure how to fell about this, but it's the thought that counts" she lightly patted the dolls head "You can sleep know." The Doll stopped and bowed

"Thank you Master" and with that, it fell to the floor, Trixike picked her up

"Thank you Cadence," She said as she picked Lunas Gift, what she pulled out stunned everyone into silence, in her hand she held a mini-moon that immediately began orbiting her, Trixike eye's had stars in them as she looked at it

"Trixike is lost for word."

"Hey," Starlight said, "I thought you stopped using the third person."

"Trixike does what she wants," She said as she poked the moon, it turned to dust and turned into a ring orbiting around her until it began forming back into a moon

"it's a battle moon, it shoots little lasers if something threatens you, wethers your you, or split in two, just use your mind and it'll become invisible." Trixike stared into it and just like that it vanished and reappeared on a while, after a while, Trixike leaned over and crushed Luna in a Hug

"I LOVE IT!" She squealed

"Yeah, it was my fault you got...assulted, I was supposed to be watching you and calming down the angry mob, but I forgot they were there and left you alone, I'm sorry." Trixike opened her mouth and Luna put her finger over her mouth "Please don't kiss me." Trixike snorted

"You have my word that I won't" She smiled as she set her down and opened Celestia's gift, what she pulled once again cause silence, only this time it was of disappointment, Trixike pulled out a cheap plastic wand.

"Neat." Trixike said as she waved it around "And this would be?"

"The Ancient Gem Cutter" Celestia said "It can do a lot of things, it looks like that so no one would try and steal it," Celestia explained when there was a Flash of light and she looked to see Trixike had undone the allusion and shown it's real color, it looked like a Heart with a Flower on it, on the end, the Handle was Decorative, it was twice the size it had looked to be, and Trixike held it up and nodded

"I liked it better before" With that said she made it look cheap again and waved it, leaving behind a trail of Sparking dust as she swiped it through her battle moon, making it look like it was glowing for a second. "Trixike loves it" She declared, as he rings started glowing "but I guess I'll have to play with them later" Trixike stood and waited to unfuse, only for nothing to happen, Trixike looked down in silence. "Um...or not?" She looked at her hand "Why am I still here?"

"One of the many things the Cutter does is interrupt the magic of items it or its holder are in contact with, so as long as you hold it, you can't fuse, or unfuse," Celestia said simply Trixie stood in silence, then turned to Celestia.

"So I don't have to stop being me?" She asked

"No, I figured I'd at least give you the power, now you can be you for as long as you want to be." Trixike looked at the wand and placed it back in its box, immediately un-fusing as soon as she let it go.

"Maybe some other time," Spike said as he placed the Doll in the box with the Wand and closed it, he gave his tiny moon a poke with his tale while handing it off to Trixie

"But for now," Trixie said as she carefully placed The box in her new Pocket dimension

"Let's just be us," They said in unison. after gathering all their new things and placing them in Trixie's pocket dimension they waved goodbye to their friends and left with Shinning, Cadence, and Flurry. Trixie walked over to the Cube that was their house and sucked in into the Dimension. she and Spike walked over to be teleported to the Empire they stopped and turned back to Ponyville

"Bye Ponyville," Trixie said

"We'll Miss you" Spike added, and the two waved to the town goodbye as they were teleported away to their new home.

Author's Note

Expect all the Character at the Party to appear in Starlight and Trixike.

also in the huge mess of noise, do tell me if I forgot anyone mentioned before, or mentioned someone twice.

also, DANG this is long, and almost no one even likes this series, but all the stories I've written Trixike has always been my personal favorite to work on, I Hope you enjoy it! also, tell me below what you thought of the story, and Thank you for reading

Broken Rings

It was half past Mid-Night, The castle Library was a mess, almost none of the book's where on their shelves, Twilight was in the center of a huge book mess, ever since Trixike had first appeared, Twilight had started looking threw book's to see if she could find anything about the rings, trying to find any evidence of whether or not they where Dark magic, divine magic, or something else, but as time had gone on and Trixike had started getting dangerous, she had changed her search looking for a way to break the rings. But she was almost out of books, And Trixike was only getting more dangerous every time she appeared, at this point the only pony she listened to was Starlight, But Twilight was fearing the day when even Starlight couldn't get Trixike to stop. So her she was, Looking threw the last few book's in the Library she had, after some book flipping Twilight groaned and threw the book into the mess.

"Nothing, NOTHING!!! There's nothing on those stupid rings, nothing in any of my book about their history, who made them, or how to get rid of them!" She sat down and began putting the book's back on their shelves, a the while trying to think of a new plan of attack, there was nothing in her Library, she had already gone threw every book in the Canterlot library, and this had been the third time she had tried her own library, hopping to find something she had missed, but nothing....there was nothing left, nothing she or any other pony could do, she looked out a nearby window as she though, there had to be something, or some-pony, she had forgotten, had to be at least one more thing she could try, one last ditch effort, then it hit her, the one thing she hadn't tried, it wasn't ethical, but Trixike had to be stopped before she reached Discord level events. Twilight ran out of the Library and up to her room, she opened her dresser drawer, and pulled out a small box locked by her own magic, after unlocking the box and pulling out it's contents, a small black key, she ran down to throne room, she ran to the back of her throne and after, rubbing hand across it, found the small key hole, she placed the key in and her throne slowly moved to the right, revealing a trap door, Twilight opened in and there they where, there where only a few of them, but here where the book's on Black Magic, she had hide them since they all contained spell's of evil and corruption, but this was her last hope, she began looking threw them.

"let's see....raising the dead, a list of poisons, how to make a Chimera, forced mutation...Here it is!!!" Twilight looked down at the page, it was long, but it was exactly what she had been looking for "A black magic Destruction spell" a spell that could destroy anything it was cast on. She'd have to wait until Trixike appeared again, as no one could touch the ring's with their magic except Trixie, but once Trixike made her next appearance...it would be her last.

Trixie woke up, stretched, the poked Spike. Spike had moved in with her a while after there fusion fun with Gilda. the duo had decided it would be easier to form Trixike at a moment notice if they where together more frequently. so Spike had packed his stuff and he and Trixie lived together in her little cart. Most of Ponyville had come to dislike the two of them because of Trixike. Trixie poked Spike nonstop until he responded

"I'm up...I'm up" he said sleepy, stretching, what do you need?

"Trixie will make breakfast, but you have to go buy the things to make, so if you want Trixie's delicious cooking, hurry up." Spike got up stretched and muttered

"Fine, but only cause you make some mean flapjacks." he yawned and made his way to the door, he opened it and was nailed with a tomato. "Trixie....there back" Spike said as he closed the door on the angry mob outside their door. most of them where armed with spoiled fruit and eggs.

"oh not again" Trixie sighed and opened a window "Fuck off! we have only just wo..."*SPLAT* Trixie was nailed with a rotten egg. she slammed the window and with a quick spell, washed off her's and Spike's faces. Trixie opened her dresser and pulled out the ear-rings, she tossed one to Spike and clipped the other on to her own ear "Guess where both going to go get the ingredients." she muttered as Spike clipped his on, and Trixike was formed, who proceeded to immediately break down her own door, she was quite a bit taller than everypony else, so she towered over the mob, who had lost their fight as soon as she had blasted down the door, Trixike cracked her knuckles and using her magic took all the fruit and rotten eggs from the mob, and made them three times there original sizes

"What a fun game...My turn" She said angrily and began pelting the mob with their own ammo, she made absolute sure that not a single one of then got away, as soon as they where all downed and covered in the disgusting things they had brought, Trixike, teleported them all to the other side of ponyville so as to not have to clean up later, and made her way to ponyville herself "Maybe Trixike should try some gem cakes, she is part dragon after all" She said to herself as she made her way to ponyville, only to be greeted by a wave of angry ponies, at the head was the mayor. "oh hey! I didn't know you where still here" Trixike said to the Mayor "I thought as soon as Twilight got a castle you would have become sort of....unnecessary." she finished awkwardly "Anyway what is it you need of Trixike miss Mayor?" The mayor's response was given to Trixike in the form on a formal note.

Dear Trixie/Spike/or Trixike

It without a heavy heart that the ponies of Ponyville, after taking a vote, have officially evict you from it's borders, you have until sunset as of getting this note to leave, or your cart shall be impounded and a warrant for your arrest shall be issued. You are not welcome back.

your's truly Mayor Mare.

Trixike raised and eyebrow and looked down at the Mayor, and laughed, much to the crowd shock, she continued to laugh for quite some while, when she stopped she wiped her eye and said still giggling a little

"Funny, but not in anyway effective, why would you so openly try to make Trixike your enemy? are you hoping Twilight and friends will put me down for good? That's so funny" she leaned down and looked into the Mayor's eyes as she crumpled up the note and threw it at her. She was about to say more when Twilight landed behind Trixike, her horn glowing, Trixike turned and looked at her "Oh hello Twilight? Did you hear? I'm being "evicted" from Ponyville, guess they felt banished was to over the top or something"

"Don't worry, once your ring's are gone and you two are back to normal, I'm sure we can fix that"

"Once my Rings are go..." Trixike started but before she could even finish, Twilight cast the Spell, It split into two beam's and they hit the ring's, and just like that, the ring's exploded into dust, leaving behind only the little bit that clipped onto Trixike's ear's. Twilight expected Trixike to unfuse, but she just stood their, still fused together and felt for the rings. before any-pony could say anything, Trixike's suddenly gasped for air, her eye's glowed purple for a second, and she glowed, for a second Spike and Trixie could be seen coming apart from each other but stopped half way, and with a loud unearthly screech, the two snapped back together into Trixike, Who stood looking at Twilight for a second, before her eye's rolled back into her head, and she collapsed on the spot. The crowed all backed away, as Twilight ran to her side, Trixike was Literally smoking with heat, was having a horrible shaking fit, and was foaming at the mouth. Twilight looked at the crowed, then Teleported herself and Trixike to the castle.

Author's Note

Black magic, the ultimate plot device!!!

that bit with them coming apart and screaming, I was thinking of this at 0:57

Trixike goes Haywire

Fluttershy appeared next to Discord, who looked like he was doing yoga.

"Fluttershy dear, how are you, Sorry it took so long to get you here, but keeping Trixike from exploding is taking a lot out of me"

"Her arm is..."

"Splitting apart? yes, I saw. I told Celestia she had a few hours before Trixike explodes, but she has about a minute before Trixike starts going haywire."

"Haywire?"

"Yes, I can feel it's about to happen, in a couple of seconds I won't be able to contain her magic, and...well...she did just get her face smashed in by a brick...I imagine she'll seek vengeance, not that she'll get it...the second she gets the magic back, She won't be fully fused anymore either, her mind will split, and Spike and Trixie's minds will both try to take control while Trixike is still formed, it's gonna go very bad....right about now" Discord said as his body tighten up a little

Trixike looked at her arm in silence, Rarity was telling her she would be fine, while Pinkie tried to get her to look at literally anything else. Applejack and Rainbow were trying to help Zecora solve the problem when it happened. She felt a burst of energy, and her head felt like it was about to explode, she screamed and started foaming at the mouth, everypony in the hut jumped back, Trixike started steaming and looked at her arm, the split had spread past her Elbow and had reached her Sholder. her stomach was glowing red, as was her horn, the Table she was sitting on started melting. Suddenly she blinked and they both were semi-in-control, Spike looked through the right eye, Trixie threw the left. They looked at their friends and at themselves

"What happened?"/"Why are we here?"

The two question echoed into each other, their individual voices came out of Trixike's mouth. Their friend looked at each other when Fluttershy ran in through the door, she ran past her friend and looked at Trike

"Spike...Trixie...Discord told me your mind just split...try to relax and.." Fluttershy started but Trixike inturpted

"My face..."/"So much pain..."

Fluttershy took a step back

"It's ok....once Twilight get's back she'll...." Rainbow tried but Trixike interrupted

"She did this to use."/"She'll just join them"

Trixike light her horn and a blast of Red hit the door, smashing it into bit's, and the two voices spoke in unison

"Let's see how they like it" and Trixike Teleported. They were all silent for a second

"The Town" Applejack yelped "Who know's what they'll do, we have to stop them...or stall them at least!" The 5 ran back to town, Zecora looked at the table. when Luna, Twilight, and Starlight teleported into the room

"Where'd they all go?" Luna asked

Author's Note

Short and sweet. next up Celestia and Cadance