The three stallions glared at Rainbow Dash as she giggled nervously.

"Um, long story..." she mumbled.

"What the heck were you gonna do to Rainbow?" asked Zephyr, leaning head to head against Soarin.

"Dude. Mind your on beeswax. I can kiss Rainbow all I want a no one can stop me" cried Soarin, "I'm perfect for her!"

"You're both wrong. I'm the best one for Rainbow Dash. You freaks can just back off" said Quibble stepping in. Rainbow Dash groaned as the boys argued back and forth, one argument after another, one insult after another.

"OMG! DID YOU JUST SAY THAT!" shrieked Quibble, about to throw a punch at Soarin.

"I just did bro, watch me say it again" said Soarin, swearing at Quibble, (Please fill in the blanks) After that, it got worse.

"Did you just pull my mane!" yelled Zephyr,"No one does that!"

It all went south, as Zephyr pinned Quibble's tail to the ground, and Soarin dragged Zephyr across the lawn, flying above them. Then Quibble kicked his leg, and sent Zephyr flying into Soarin. All three of them firing insults like bullets and hitting and pulling each other. As if on cue, Rarity walked over to a moaning Rainbow Dash.

"Oh my stars! Is this true? Are three boys fighting over Dashie?" gushed Rarity.

"Thanks for making me feel soooo much better" growled Rainbow Dash.

"Your welcome" said Rarity, not aware of the sarcasm, "Hey, which one are you going to pick?"

Rainbow sighed, "I don't know, I like all of them an-" she stopped, seeing Rarity's smug expression, "What?"

"Darling, you have three crushes at once! Personally, I'm going to side with Soarin, you two are adorable together" said Rarity. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. All of a sudden, a bouncing Pinkie Pie came out of no where.

"No way, I think Zephyr's attitude is like Rainbow's. #DESTINY!" screeched Pinkie, picking up a sign saying, 'RainbowBreeze

"WHAT?" said Rainbow stared, "How did you even hear us" Pinkie Pie giggled. All of a sudden their was a mini explosion and a purple alicorn appeared.

"Wow! The 'Find your friends who need help' spell worked!" cried Twilight, "What's going on?"

Rainbow Dash opened her mouth to talk but Pinkie Pie jumped forward, "Quibble, Soarin and Zephyr are fighting over Rainbow Dash"

"I think Soarin is perfect" said Rarity, bounding forward. Pinkie shook her head vigorously.

"Nah huh, Quibble is the one" said Twilight.

"Oh no, not you too" groaned Rainbow Dash.

"I mean, Quibble and Rainbow fought at first, but their love for books brought them together, kind of, what could be better?" said Twilight, grinning.

"You're saying that is because Quibble is a egghead like you" said Pinkie.

"How dare you!" yelled Twilight.

"She's right, but honestly, that joker Zephyr is worse" said Rarity, "Look at him"

"He's reality. Not all boys have to be sunshine and roses like Soarin. He's TOO perfect" screamed Pinkie.

"OMG! Soarin is better than Quibble and Zephyr combined!" shrieked Rarity.

"Seriously! It's obvious, Quibble's perfect, he's not a hipster or pretty boy, he's just right!" exclaimed Twilight.

Hearing the heated arguments, Soarin Quibble and Zephyr slowly stopped hitting each other. The girls were getting worse than they were, shooting such nasty insults as each other, and pulling each other's manes, and shooting magic, and random objects from Pinkie Pie.

The stallions stared, as Rainbow Dash rubbed her eyes in disbelief. Her friends were fighting over which boy was perfect for her.

"Team Quibble Pants for life!" yelled Twilight, magically coming next to Quibble.

"SoarinDash forever" screamed Rarity, running next to Soarin.

"Zephyr and Rainbow- Just right!" cried Pinkie Pie, appearing next to Zephyr. The stallions shared a look of confusion. They now had teams! Rainbow Dash sobbed as the fighting continued. Applejack and Fluttershy heard the commotion and trotted over.

"Oh dear, what's going on Dash?" asked Fluttershy, patting her head.

"Don't ask" said Rainbow Dash.

"Are they fightin' for you?" asked Applejack.

"Yep" said Rainbow, not lifting her face fro her hooves. Applejack looked at Quibble first, then Soarin, and then Zephyr.

"Lucky Dash, THE Soarin wants to be your coltfriend and you're rejectin' him" tutted Applejack.

"Um, don't mean to be baised, but my brother has redeemed himself. He's not that bad" said Fluttershy quietly.

Applejack snorted, "He's a hipster creep!"

Fluttershy felt fire rage through her. No one said that about her little brother! "Don't you dare! My brother may be many things, but he is not a hipster or creep!" screamed Fluttershy. Rainbow Dash blocked her ears. She knew what was going to happen now. Sure enough, Applejack ran toward Soarin, while Fluttershy went to her brother's side. Rainbow felt tears sting her eyes. Her friends were fighting against each other- because of her!

Unfortunately, who should come along to make matters even worse? Discord. He smirked, and floated next to the crying Rainbow Dash.

"There there Dashie. Not your fault Quibble is perfect for you and you never realized" said Discord.

Rainbow screamed angrily, making everyone stop. Tears flooding her eyes, she zoomed off into the sky.

"Great job you two" sneered Soarin.

"This all your fault!" cried Quibble.

"You two will pay for upsetting my mare" growled Zephyr.

"YOUR MARE" And like that, the fighting resumed.

Rainbow Dash burst into her room,was quietly crying on her bed, stroking Tank in her robes. She heard a knock on the door. "Come in" said Rainbow Dash. Spitfire walked inside.

"Crash, where were you at practice today?" said Spitfire.

"Whatever" mumbled Rainbow Dash.

Spitfire sighed, "Look, I know you're upset, but isn't flying what you love?"

"I don't want to see Soarin" said Rainbow, looking up from Tank.

"How about we have a separate practice" offered Spitfire.

"Sure, whatever" murmured Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, and one more thing" said Spitfire.

"Yes" replied Rainbow.

"All of Equestria is siding with Quibble, Soarin or Zephyr" Spitfire casually mentioned.

"WHAT!"

Author's Note

I kind of unleashed my love for all three ships, and it was like I was arguing with myself! SoarinDash is still at the top, but the others are pushing through. Strange, I used to hate QuibbleDash and RainbowBreeze (I think?)