Spring Has Sprung

by pabrony83

Rating: mature
Tags: Soarin, Fetish, Rainbow Dash (EqG), Romance, Vice-Principal Luna, Equestria Girls, Porn, Sex, Profanity, Violence, Principal Celestia, Narcotics, Drama, Original Character
Length: 10507

Principal Celestia helps out a troubled student in more than one way.

After finding a troubled student inside Canterlot High after hours, she helps him out in more than one way.

Comissioned and proofread by The Wingman

Contains: alcohol use, brief abuse via flashback, MILF fetish, pregnant sex, public sex, lactating, pegging, double-penetration, anal sex, oral sex, masturbation, group sex, face sitting, strap-on sex, drunk sex, and incest.

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Published 2018-03-22 15:30:06 UTC
Last updated 2024-11-30 03:57:50 UTC

Chapter 1

“Almost done?” Vice-principal Luna asked, poking her head into Principal Celestia's office.

With an exhausted sigh, Celestia replied, “Yeah, I just have a few more disciplinary reports to go over.”

“Did you want me to wait for you?”

“I'm actually going to be a while. I'll give you a call when I get finished.”

“As you wish, sister,” Luna replied before closing the door behind her.

Celestia opened her bottom right desk drawer to look up the punishments for nudity outside of the locker room on school grounds. As she lifted the handbook out of the drawer she noticed a glass bottle underneath it.

Ah, the source of my current problem, she thought as she looked at her protruding abdomen. It was only a matter of time before one of those drunken one-night stands unleashed the nine-month stomach flu on me.

She laid a hand on her stomach hoping to feel the growing child kick her hand but was met with disappointment.

Well at the very least, you'll have your aunt Luna to help me take care of you. I just wish I could remember who your father was so I could get him to help raise you in some way, she thought sadly.

Celestia returned to the task at hand in an attempt to distract herself from the event that occurred seven and a half months prior.

Who would've guessed that Fluttershy of all students would go streaking through the cafeteria?! she wondered as an involuntary smile spread across her face. She hadn't seen it personally but just the thought of the shy girl running around in the buff in front of the student body was hilarious.

Figuring Fluttershy was embarrassed enough by her actions, Celestia tore up the disciplinary report and replaced the handbook in the drawer.

“There's no need to embarrass her any further,” she said as she glanced at the clock and then looked at the rest of the reports scattered across her desk. “I'll deal with those in a little bit. Right now I think I'll make sure the building's cleared out for the weekend.”

She stood up, using the desk as leverage, and slowly walked out of her office holding her sore back.

The shower in the men's locker room echoed through the empty room as a lone student was using it after hours. The young man named Glacier Spring had begun using it about a month prior when the water had gotten shut off at home. Taking baths in the sink was good for getting his skin clean but it was nearly impossible for washing his ocean blue hair.

He winced every now and then as he gently ran his soapy hands over his bruise-covered body; the reminders of his father's treatment of him. He paused momentarily as he reached a particular scar on his left thigh and as usual, it triggered the memory of how he gained it.

Glacier walked into the house after being dropped off by his best friend and his mother. He had spent the night before at his friend's house and was dreading the return. Ever since his parent's divorce nine years prior, the twelve-year-old middle schooler had to deal with his father's alcoholism and the abuse associated with it. This time was no different.

“Just where the Hell have you been?” his father, Copper Shine, yelled at him from the den.

“I-I was at Soarin’s house. Re-remember his mom let me sl-sleepover at his house last night?” Glacier stammered nervously.

Copper staggered into the foyer, whiskey bottle in his left hand and a balled up fist in his the other. Glacier dropped his sleeping bag and a travel bag on the floor and began to slowly back up.

“You better be telling the truth,” Copper snarled. “If I find out that you've been spending my money at that fucking arcade again, I'll…”

“Honest, Dad! Please don't hit me. I'll go stand in my corner like I'm supposed to. Just don't hit me,” Glacier whimpered.

Copper stopped in his tracks at the sight of his son cowering against the wall. “Very well, you have five minutes to go to the bathroom, get to your corner and think about the trouble you caused me.”

“I-I'm sorry,” Glacier said as tears joined the fear in his eyes. “I promise I won't do it again.”

With a huff Copper spun around and fell down, hitting his head on a small table. Glacier knew as soon as his father got up he'd be pissed, so Glacier hauled ass as fast he could to use the bathroom.

“Hey! No running in the fucking house!” Copper shouted angrily causing Glacier to immediately stop running.

About an hour later as Glacier was sitting in a carpetless corner playing with the few toys that he had, Copper barely stumbled into the room with a red-hot frying pan that had overcooked scrambled eggs in it.

“Here's your lunch, brat,” he said, slurring his words.

“N-no plate today?” Glacier squeaked.

Barely conscious from drinking, Copper gave his son the daily tirade that had kept Glacier’s self-esteem as low as possible.

“You know something? You are the reason I drink. You're also the reason that your bitch of a mother left us. If I would've known she was going to fuck some rich playboy and leave me, I never would've pumped my seed inside that filthy womb of hers. Because of my luck, I ended up with the worst end of the deal… you,” Copper ranted. “Now eat your lunch.”

He moved toward the small wooden play table that Glacier was sitting at but due to his drunken state, he lost his balance and released the handle of the pan as he fell. Glacier tried to dodge it but the pan, however, still managed to hit his thigh leaving a dark red burn about three inches long and two inches wide.

“Yes, father,” Glacier muttered softly, trying not to cry from the pain.

He looked for a plastic fork as his father collapsed again as he turned around. This time Copper hit his head on the floor rendering him unconscious.

Glacier shook his head to rid himself of the memory from six years prior. He resumed soaping his body; down his legs, past his knees and finally arriving at his feet. As he returned the soap temporarily to the soap tray, he heard the locker room door open and subsequently a woman's voice.

“Whoever is in here, you need to get dressed and leave,” the woman said.

Glacier immediately froze as he realized that Principal Celestia was making her Friday lockdown tour.

Shit! he thought frantically. I didn't realize how long it took to jack off before I got in the shower.

“Did you hear me?!” Celestia called.

“Yes, ma'am,” Glacier quickly shouted back. “I've got to rise the shampoo out of my hair.”

Celestia recognized the voice belonging to Glacier Spring. She and Luna had been trying to talk him about what was going on at home for months and only got silence. Against her better judgment, she entered the locker room. Her reasoning was that she might be able to finally get him to open up if she confronted him in a vulnerable situation like this one.

A couple minutes later, the water turned off and the light crimson eighteen-year-old stepped out of the shower room with a towel around his body to hide his bruises. He froze in his tracks at the sight before him; Principal Celestia sitting on the bench next to his duffel bag.

Celestia waved him over and he cautiously obeyed. Fearing some sort of punishment, he looked his feet as they left a trail of water from the shower.

“Please sit down, Glacier,” Celestia said softly. “I'd like to have a talk with you.”

Still staring at the floor, he sat down on the bench next to his principal. “Y-you're not going to tell my father a-about this, are you?” he asked weakly.

“I'm afraid so,” Celestia said, eliciting a look of terror in Glacier’s eyes. Celestia immediately took notice. “Is everything alright at home?”

“Uh… yeah… no problems,” he lied. “Just, uh, little tight on money.”

Celestia, however, didn't buy the whole story as she noticed the tip of a black and blue mark that was just barely visible above the towel line. A wave of both concern and anger began flowing through her as she gently pressed further.

“Are you sure that's all? Vice-Principal Luna and I have noticed a number of occasions where you would come to school limping or favoring one of your arms,” she said, laying her left hand on his right shoulder.

The gentle touch of the principal began filling Glacier with a feeling he hadn't felt in nearly fifteen years: love. He didn’t completely understand the feeling or why it had suddenly hit him like a ton of bricks. What he did know was that it felt great.

“I… I can't… Be-because it's… complicated,” he struggled as tears began welling up.

“Glacier, what is happening?”

“My… my father is an alcoholic… and…” he trailed off, the words of his father echoing in his head.

”If you tell anyone about this, you'll never be seen again.”

“And what?”

“I can't say. I-I need to be going,” he said, trying to get up.

“No,” Celestia said as she pulled him back down by his shoulder. “There is something going on and I'd like to help. Is this bruise related to your father's alcoholism?”

“Wh-what bruise?”

Pointing to the nearly covered bruise, Celestia said, “This one.”

Realizing that the cat was out of the bag now, Glacier finally relented.

“Yes. My… my father has been abusing me verbally and physically for as long as I can remember,” he said, wiping the tears from his eyes. “And it's gotten worse since as I aged. I guess it's because I'm not as weak as I was as a child.”

Celestia pulled Glacier into a hug as all of his pent-up emotions from the past fifteen years finally released themselves. As his crying subsided, he sat up and lowered his towel so that only his genitals were covered. About a dozen bruises covered the young man's chest, stomach, and back.

“Does he do this every day?” Celestia said as she looked at his body in shock.

“Not every day but at least three times a week,” Glacier said as he returned his gaze toward the tiles on the floor.

Celestia began to gently rub his back so as not to hurt him more than he was. Her feelings began to cloud her judgment as she did so. She knew she had an obligation to inform his father about her discovery but due to his situation, she didn't want to escalate the young man's troubles.

It was then that Glacier began to feel a stirring in his loins. His gaze discretely moved from the floor to Celestia's breasts and then to her stomach. He tried blocking the thoughts of his principal and her protruding stomach standing in front of him naked, but his efforts were in vain as a tent began forming under his towel.

“Um, Principal Celestia?”

“Yes?”

“As relaxing as that feels, would you, um, be willing to stop?”

“Am I making you uncomfortable?” Celestia asked softly as she paused the rubbing motion on his back.

“I, uh, yeah… sorta,” he said, noticeably flustered.

It was then that she noticed the movement of the towel. I wonder what the full size is? Her mind began to shift from compassion to lust as the bulge continued to grow.

“What's this?” Celestia asked poking Glacier’s erection through the towel.

“Oh, um, well you see…” Glacier stuttered as he tried thinking of something to explain himself.

“Glacier, do I… turn you on?”

Glacier continued to fidget nervously as thoughts of Celestia's bare tits massaging his eight-inch cock continued to flow through his mind. “I've never been naked in front of a woman before.”

“Really? Have you ever been in the same room as a naked woman?” Celestia asked with a sly grin.

“N-no, ma'am. I've never experienced any type of sexual activity before aside from jerking off.”

Glacier’s admission of his innocence plus the sight of a now fully pitched tent made from the towel fed the familiar stirring in Celestia loins. It had been almost four months since the last time that she had gotten laid and this shy young man was getting a raging hard-on over her just by rubbing his back. It was then that an idea hit her.

“Principal Celestia, is there anything I can do to keep my father from finding out about this?” Glacier asked nervously as his cock twitched slightly.

Celestia’s grin got wider as she succumbed to her pregnancy enriched hormones. “I think we can work something out,” she said as she slowly pulled the towel off of Glacier’s lap, exposing his stiff rod.

“Um, Pr-principal Celestia? Wha-what are you doing?” Glacier stammered as he began hyperventilating.

“Tell me something. What do you think of me? Am I attractive to you?”

Glacier’s crimson skin turned bright red from the embarrassment of the older woman's question. Throughout the last few months, he had begun fantasizing about Celestia almost every time he pulled his pecker. He had wondered what it would feel like to have her massive tits rubbing against his body as he made sure she was sexually satisfied. As Celestia's baby bump became more pronounced, he would pleasure himself even more.

“Well? Do I turn you on or not?”

“Ye-yeah. Very much. Es-especially since y-you're pregnant,” he admitted quietly. “Is that weird?”

The answer not only surprised Celestia but added to her carnal desires about the young man that she was already having. Her hormones were raging due to her pregnancy and not getting laid in months and to say the least, Glacier’s stiff rod wasn't helping the situation.

“Not at all. In fact, I like that you're attracted to me,” Celestia said as she pulled him closer, intentionally allowing his wet body to come in contact with her clothing. “But will you still love me in the morning?” she whispered.

“Y-you mean like actual love or…”

The young man was interrupted as he was pulled into a deep, passionate kiss. The awkwardness lasted only momentarily before instinct took over and he pressed back into the lips of his principal. Celestia suddenly pulled away from Glacier just as their tongues began to intertwine.

“I probably shouldn't have done that,” Celestia said, leaving a look of confusion and worry on Glacier’s face.

“I-I'm sorry. It's my fault,” he panicked. “I kissed you back. I won't tell any-”

He was silenced by a finger on his lips as Celestia gave him some words of assurance. “I wasn't talking about you kissing me,” she said as she removed her blazer. “I was referring to the fact that I should have had you dry off before I did that. As you can see, it's gotten a little wet.”

Glacier damn near fell off the bench at the sight before him. Celestia’s huge rack was straining against the fabric of her blouse, as was her stomach. He slowly scanned her body top to bottom while he began to stroke his cock subconsciously.

Is she really stripping in front of me? he wondered as Celestia reached under her stomach and began lifting her blouse over her head after noticing a damp spot on it.

“Um, Pr-principal Celestia?” Glacier asked nervously. “Wh-what are you doing?”

“Glacier, I'm going to make you a promise. Okay?”

“Okay.”

“I will do everything in my power to help you with any problems you may have,” she said before shifting her gaze back toward his crotch. “And I mean any problems.”

“Th-thank you. B-but…”

“Shhh,” Celestia said, resting her index finger on his lips. “I'd like to show you something but in the locker room isn't the best place for you to see it. I'd like you to go wait on the poolside bleachers for me. I'll be right there. Okay?”

Glacier slowly nodded as his mind began to overload with images of the older woman in the nude. Images of her facing away from him, bent over, reaching between her legs and spreading her dripping wet folds with her fingers so he could get an eyeful of her pregnant love canal.

“Glacier?”

“Hmmm?”

“I need you to head out to the poolside bleachers, please.”

Glacier shook his head to momentarily regain his senses before walking out the door to the pool area, his erect cock bouncing in stride.

There's no way she'd come out here to fuck me, he thought as he took a seat in the first row of the bleachers. She won't take the risk of getting caught.

Moments later Glacier got one of the biggest surprises of his life. Celestia strolled out of the locker room naked, rolling her nipples in her fingers and seductively shaking her ass. Glacier felt his jaw drop so fast that he swore it hit the floor when he saw the sight before him.

“You better be careful so that you don't dislocate your jaw,” she said with a chuckle.

“I… you… trouble…” Glacier stuttered.

“Don't worry. The pool won't be used for another month and the public entrance to this room is chained closed. We'll be safe,” Celestia replied with a sultry wink.

“But… I'm a student…”

Celestia set a finger on Glacier’s lips once more and responded, “You're also a man. A man that is lonely and hurt; both physically and mentally.”

She licked her upper lip as she slowly ran her finger from his lips, down his neck and torso before reaching his stiff member. She then grasped his cock and slowly began stroking it, causing Glacier to moan slightly.

“You like that?” Celestia whispered. Glacier answered by nodding slowly and letting out another moan.

“How about this?” Celestia asked as she straddled his lap and planted a deep, passionate kiss on him. Glacier closed his eyes, pressed back into her lips and began intertwining his tongue with hers.

“Mhmm,” Glacier said as he felt his shaft resting against her moist slit. “Can I, um, feel your pussy?”

“I thought you'd never ask,” Celestia said as she shifted to allow him access to her pussy.

“What is the best way to do this?” he asked as he rested his hand on her crotch.

Celestia gently took his hand and guided him through the motions. She taught him where to find a woman's clit and how to stimulate it. After that, she showed him the location of her g-spot so that he could find it again later.

“I… I'm not just going to be a, um, sex… toy for you, am I?” Glacier asked nervously as he rubbed her clit awkwardly.

“Why would you… you think that?” Celestia replied as a small wave of pleasure hit her.

“This is kinda happening pretty fast and, well, I kinda have a, uh, uh-”

“A crush on me?”

Glacier swallowed hard as he nodded slowly.

“Why Glacier, I'm flattered,” Celestia said with a smile. “Especially since I'm fat as a cow.”

Yeah, one sexy ass cow, Glacier thought as he began massaging the inside of Celestia's pussy with his fingers.

An idea popped into Celestia's head as she glanced toward the pool mid-moan.

“Glacier?”

“Hmmm?”

“How long do you think you could last underwater?”

“Uh-underwater?”

“Not your whole body, just the important parts.”

“I-I don't know. I mean, first I need to get hard again-”

“Leave that to me,” Celestia said as she pulled Glacier’s fingers from inside her pussy and shifted her focus toward his semi-hard cock. She knelt in front of him and took slowly stroked his cock, causing it to firm up once more. Once it was back to full size, she swirled her tongue around the tip which caused Glacier to shutter in pleasure.

“That feels great,” Glacier responded as Celestia began taking more of his cock in her mouth each time she lowered her head on it. Her experience with a cock was apparent as she finally fit all eight inches in her mouth without gagging. She continued to bob her head up and down on his shaft, eliciting moans from the young man as he felt himself nearing climax.

“I-I'm gonna cum, Celestia,” he said through his ragged breathing.

However, Celestia didn't stop. Instead, she picked up the pace until she felt his dick begin pulsing. At which point she deep-throated him once more so she could swallow his hot, gooey seed.

“I'm… I'm sorry,” Glacier apologized quietly. “I didn't think I would cum that quickly from a blowjob. I guess fucking in the pool is out of the question now?”

“Not necessarily,” Celestia said as she put her hair in a bun so it wouldn't get wet in the pool. “It seems like you're easily aroused, so I'll probably be able to get your cock ready to go in a minute or two.”

Glacier stared at her in a daze, doubting her claim until she began rubbing her breasts on either side of his cock. The sensation of her tits and the sight of her nipples lactating slightly caused his dick to become hard as a rock almost instantly.

“So… are you ready to lose your cherry?” Celestia asked with a wink.

Glacier continued to sit slack-jawed on the bench as he gave a slight nod. Responding to his answer, Celestia took him by the hand and guided him toward the ladder on the deep end of the pool.

“You're sure we won't get in trouble?” Glacier asked once more as Celestia climbed down the ladder into the water.

“Positive,” she replied, splashing water at him. “This isn't the first time I've had sex, err, I mean, went skinny dipping in the school pool. I know how to maneuver around the security system.”

“Okay, then,” Glacier said, reassured, before jumping in the pool feet first.

The warm water managed to keep him erect for the time being. Celestia knew they were on borrowed time before he lost his hard-on, so she waved him over and draped her arms around his neck. In doing so, she lifted herself slightly while simultaneously pushing him down.

“It's time,” Celestia said as she motioned her head toward their nether regions.

Taking the hint, Glacier reached down and fumbled with his cock to get it lined up with Celestia's pussy. After a minute or so, he managed to get the tip inside her love canal. He then began to thrust awkwardly due to his lack of experience, however, Celestia didn't give a shit. It was the first cock she had in months and it felt great.

The feeling was short lived as he tensed up after a couple minutes, signaling another climax.

“I-I'm sorry,” he whispered. “It just-”

He was interrupted by deep, passionate kiss as his cock slowly deflated and exited the older woman's snatch, bringing a trail of semen with it.

“It’s okay. I've fucked plenty of virgins in my life so I knew you wouldn't last more than a few minutes. Although, we may want to wrap this up. My sister will be stopping by soon to pick me up and I'm sure your ride will also be arriving.”

The two of them returned to the locker room to quickly rinse off before getting putting their clothes back on. It was then that Celestia was caught off guard by something the young man said.

“Principal Celestia? I… I don't exactly know the best way to put this, but, I think I'm in love with you. Like a lover,” he said, fidgeting with his backpack.

She lifted his chin and gazed into his eyes. Through the years pain and hurt that had built up, she saw the look of a lover. She released a breath she didn't realize she was holding and without saying a word, she took him by the hand and led him to her office.

“I thought you said I wasn't in trouble,” Glacier fretted.

“You're not,” she replied as she reached for her purse. “I'm giving you some cash to pay up your water bill and also some recording devices to gather some evidence of your father's abuse of you. Anything left over is yours to do with as you wish.”

She handed him five hundred dollars and planted a kiss on him before he could object to receiving the cash. She sent him on his way before texting Luna to pick her up.

About ten minutes later, Luna pulled up in front of the school and as Celestia got in the car, her sister asked, “So who was it this time?”

Chapter 3, Part 1

"Yo, G!" Soarin shouted into the guest bedroom. "It's morning, bro!"

A dull moan emerged for the nearly barren room, which was swiftly followed up by some incoherent mumbling.

"C'mon, bro. I know we partied hard last night but we still gotta go to work," Soarin reminded him.

"I know," Glacier groaned as he rubbed his temples. "I just wasn't expecting Luna to damn near suck my cock off of my body."

Soarin laughed at friend's plight. "Hey, I wouldn't complain too much."

"And just why is that?"

Soarin sat down on the edge of the bed next to his friend. "Here take this," he said, handing Glacier some water and Tylenol.

"Thanks. Now, why wouldn't you complain too much?" He asked again before swallowing the medicine.

"Dude, you had those charges dismissed and had a drunken foursome with three hot chicks - one of which is a lesbian - in less than twenty-four hours," Soarin explained. "By the way, Celestia wanted me to give you this."

Glacier took a brown paper bag from his childhood friend. "What is it?"

"I don't know. She just told me to give this to you when she left this morning," Soarin replied.

Glacier rubbed his eyes so he could focus on whatever was in the mystery bag. As soon as he opened it, he was hit with the scent of cum.

"What the fuck happened last night, Soarin?" Glacier asked as he pulled a sheer midnight blue thong out.

"Uh…"

"This...is Luna's thong…" Glacier paused as he reached in for the rest of the contents. He then pulled out a pair of purple lace hipsters. "...and these are Celestia's."

Soarin burst out laughing at the twisted look on Glacier’s face. "Dude, that is-"

"There's more here," Glacier interrupted, causing Soarin to roar with laughter. "Two broken condoms?!" He stared at his buddy who was beet red and hyperventilating from laughing so hard. "Soarin. What. The. Fuck. Happened?"

Gathering his composure, Soarin began, "Well…"

"I got it!" Rainbow shouted as she stumbled across the living room of Soarin's apartment.

"Hey, Dash! You might want this!" Soarin shouted as he tossed her shirt at her. "As nice as they are, the world doesn't need to see your knockers."

"Ugh, fine," she said. Pressing the shirt against her boobs with one hand, she slowly turned the doorknob. "Prinshipal Sheleshtia?! Vishe-Prinshipal Luna?!" Rainbow asked, swaying from side to side. "What are you doing here?"

"Shhh, we're not he...here," Celestia whispered, slightly slurred as she held onto her younger sister's shoulder.

It was then that Glacier staggered to the front door. "I…*hic* ...I invited them," he said. "They helped me out… *hic* ...over the last couple months… *hic* ...so I invited them over to cele… *hic*...celebrate with us."

"CONGRATULATIONS, GLACIER!!!" Celestia shouted as loud as she could.

"Hush!" Luna smacked her slightly drunk sister as the two middle-aged women entered the apartment. "So sorry for my sister," she said. "She began to imbibe shortly before we left the house."

"It...was calling my name," Celestia said through a hiccup. "By the way, nice rack, Rainbow Dash."

"Hold on. I invited Celestia and Luna?"

Soarin looked at him with a smirk. "I sure as hell didn't."

Glacier pinched the bridge of his nose and held up his left hand. "So let me get this straight. I had the charges against me dropped…"

"Yep."

"...we came back here…"

"Uh-huh."

"...and then we got shit-faced?"

"Not right away. We hung out and played Tirek's Revenge for a couple of hours before Dash showed up with two cases of Special Reserve Hard Apple Cider," Soarin explained.

"Wait! How the fuck did she get ahold of that?!" exclaimed Glacier.

"She's fucking one of the Apple chicks," Soarin replied, still smiling. "Anyway, she came in, handed both of us a cold bottle of cider and made a toast to you."

"She...got me...but how...I don't even…"

"Relax, G. You were responsible...for the most part."

"FOR THE MOST PART?!"

"Heh, you drained three of those things in an hour. Then you and Dash had a stripping contest…"

"A what?"

"And as soon as Dash whipped her tits out, you had Celestia and Luna on the phone."

Glacier let out a deep breath. "Remind me never to drink again. So what happened after Celestia and Luna got here?"

"Nothing too special…"

Rainbow Dash tossed her shirt aside allowing her orbs to bounce free as she tripped over her feet. She reached for the first thing to help pull herself up. It happened to be Glacier’s blue and yellow striped boxer shorts.

"Damn, G. You weren't kidding about that thing having a mind of its own," Soarin laughed as Glacier’s semi-hard prick came into view.

Celestia subtly licked her lips as Glacier quickly whisked his boxers back up. This, however, did not go unnoticed by the drunken young man. "Cel...Celestia, if you can wait, I'll let you…have it later tonight."

"That's going to be a problem," Luna said. "You see, I haven't been satisfied by a man in nearly a year. Considering the fact that my sister has come home stress-free for nearly four months…" she paused to glare at Celestia, "...and never once asked me if I wanted in on it."

"If you would've asked, I'm sure this wonderfully satisfying young stud would have had no problem allowing you to join," Celestia said, trying to expose Glacier’s cock once more. "There's more than enough to-"

It was then that Rainbow Dash interrupted. "Ladiesh, pleashe. There'sh no need to fight over hish co...hish co....hish tallywhacker." She then gave Luna a sultry look. "Ish it true what I've heard, Luna?"

"It depends. What was it that you heard?"

"I heard that you're alsho a fan of hot, dripping shnatch," Rainbow replied, rubbing her cunt through her shorts. She got up close to the now-uncomfortable looking vice-principal and whispered, "By the way, everyone wantsh to tashte the rainbow."

"I, ahem, that is, um, well…"

Celestia groaned in frustration. "Oh just admit it, Lulu. You've been eating me out for years and enjoying every second of it."

"Whoa!" shouted Glacier, his eyes as wide as saucers.

"Holy shit!" said Soarin, also shouting.

"Ohhh, yeah. More attention for my shoaked pushy."

"Rainbow really said that?" Glacier asked, wide-eyed.

"Yep. She barely took her hand out of her pants since seeing Luna in the tank-top she was wearing," Soarin said. "Anyway, after Rainbow finished putting the moves on Luna - who had begun drinking to relax - Celestia had you pinned to the couch grinding her fine ass against your crotch…"

"I really missed having this inside me, Glacier," Celestia said as she pulled her leggings off. "I've been thinking about it all week."

Glacier began feeling Celestia's orbs through her shirt. "I just bent you over your desk and fucked you two days ago."

"I know...mmmm...and it was wonderful," moaned Celestia. "My tits swaying back and forth as you plowed my tender garden…"

"Tia, how much have you...HEY!" Luna started to ask before Rainbow plunged her hand down the front older woman's pants from behind. "Rainbow Dash! What are doing?!"

"Jusht sheeing how wet you are," Rainbow slurred, kissing the back of Luna's neck.

"Um, Soarin? You wanna get in on any of this?" Glacier asked.

Soarin didn't answer. Instead, he sat in the corner, staring at Rainbow attempting to seduce the younger sister, and rubbing his slowly hardening cock through his gym shorts.

"I think he's occupied at the...moment," whispered Celestia as she pulled her shirt over her head, revealing to the young man that she had come to the party braless. "How do you like my graduation present?"

Instead of answering, Glacier latched on to Celestia's right nipple and began to gently tug at it with his teeth. She moaned in ecstasy as she snaked her hand down her panties. As Glacier continued to stimulate his now-former principal, small amounts of breast milk began to leak out.

"Pleashe, Luna?" Rainbow begged from a few feet away. "I wanna shee that bald twat. If it looksh as nishe ash it feelsh, I'm gonna have you cumming all night."

"I don't believe that it's appropriate for me to be exposing myself to a student," Luna protested.

"Dammit, Lulu! Just show her your snatch," Celestia snapped. "And why is it inappropriate...to expose yourself all of a sudden. Not ten minutes ago you...you were bitching about...mmmm that's the spot...about the fact that Glacier and I have been fucking and you weren't invited."

"Celestia, please stand up for a moment," Glacier asked as he paused his stimulation. "I gotta take these off."

"Time out!" Glacier shouted, holding his hands up in a "T". "First I didn't want anyone else to see my dick then ten or fifteen minutes later I wanted it free? Are you making this up?"

Soarin pulled out his phone and started a short video that was recorded.

"Oh."

"Now, if you're done interrupting, I'd like to finish telling you what happened…"

"You have no idea how often I get off while thinking about you," Rainbow said as she continued to attempt to seduce Luna. "I've wanted you between my legsh ever shince ninth grade."

Luna began to blush heavily as she slowly lowered her pants, revealing her heavily soaked thong.

"Jusht what I thought," Rainbow said with a fiery list in her eyes, "you're bishexual. I guessh bringing my shtrap-on washn't a bad idea after all."

"Strap-on?" Luna asked cautiously.

"Mhmm. Ten inchesh of rubber dick for any pusshy or assh that wants it," said Rainbow proudly.

"Please don't tell me that's why my ass hurts," Glacier said.

"Okay," Soarin said with a smirk. "But just so you know, it wasn't me."

"Are you fucking kidding me? You let her peg me?!" Glacier shouted.

Soarin began laughing once more. "Hey, by the time you all retreated to the bedroom, I had already turned both Luna and Celestia into glazed donuts and passed out drunk as fuck."

Glacier pinched the bridge of his nose and slowly shook his head. "Remind me never to get drunk again."

"Care to hear more?"

"Sure. Why not?"

"Mmmm...drink mama's milk, Glacier," Celestia moaned as Glacier worked back and forth between her lactating breasts.

Celestia reached down and started pumping his hard cock until his precum began leaking out.

"Already? You must've been saving up for me," said Celestia.

"No, not really. I jerk off to pictures of you when you were pregnant nearly every day," Glacier responded. "To be honest, though, I haven't stroked the salami since we fucked the other day."

"Did you really just say 'stroke the salami'?" Soarin called from across the room, laughing as he pulled on his own dick.

Rainbow stumbled back into the living room wearing a strap on with a rainbow-colored dick on it. "Yesh he did," she said. "Now, where ish my MILF waifu?"

"MILF waifu?" Glacier asked skeptically.

Soarin chuckled. "Okay, I made that up...well the waifu part."

Glacier got out of bed and grabbed a clean pair of boxers from his drawer. "So what then?"

Glacier switched places with Celestia so that she was sitting on the edge of the couch; making her pussy accessible to her young lover. "Glacier, baby, I'm so hot. Cool me down with that staff of yours." She turned her attention to Soarin. "Care to get some attention with that horse cock? My lips are always ready."

Soarin didn't waste a second. As soon as the invite was out of his former principal's mouth, he had his gym shorts and boxer briefs across the room and rushed to the couch, kneeling on the cushion beside the older woman.

"Hey Soarin, are these condoms that they gave out in school a few years ago?" Glacier asked as he pulled one out of the wrapper.

"No, I got those out of a restroom vending machine down at the Seven-Eleven a few weeks back. Ouch! Watch the teeth please."

"So they'll last about two minutes," Luna said from across the room.

"How do you know that?" Celestia asked, momentarily pausing the blowjob she was giving Soarin.

"Do you think you're the only one to get laid by a horny senior? I'm glad I was on the pill at the time," Luna replied as Rainbow began sliding the massive dong inside her.

Glacier held up one of the used condoms. "Well, that explains these," he said.

"Yeah, sorry," Soarin said before continuing.

"Maybe it'll hold up," Glacier said as he slid his member into Celestia's warm slippery fuck hole. "Oh, gods I missed this."

"You were just inside there two days ago," Soarin griped. "Mmmm...that feels great. I should've hooked up with Miss Cheerilee at some point."

"I wouldn't have," Luna said as her tits bounced back and forth from being railed by Rainbow Dash. "My ex said she's like rolling a hot dog down a hallway."

"Okay, maybe I should've hooked up with an older woman, then," Soarin corrected.

Celestia released Soarin’s meat club with a pop. "Soarin, what's your opinion on anal?"

"As long as it's a chick, I'm down," he eagerly replied.

"Good. I haven't had both holes filled at once in ages."

Glacier withdrew his cock so that Celestia could lower her asshole onto Soarin's cock. Once she was securely in place, Glacier resumed fucking her glistening snatch. Celestia began moaning in pleasure as the two recent graduates alternated their thrusting so that when one was going in the other was coming out.

Luna tried commenting on the action on the couch but due to Rainbow having her lips planted squarely on her own, it was a futile endeavor. Rainbow had ahold of the back of Luna's head pressing it against her own while she fucked her senseless.

"Fuck me harder boys," Celestia begged as she got closer to her first climax of the night. "I'm right...there…"

Glacier continued to pound her twat as her juices flowed out, adding lubrication to her ass. Soarin, feeling the added slickness, picked up the pace as he as his head began to spin in ecstasy.

"Fuck, Celestia," Soarin moaned, "I'm gonna cum soon." He then addressed Luna. "If you want some of my cum, you might want to come over here."

"Oh, fuck yes. I'll cum wherever you want me to," Luna responded as her tits continued to shake with the rhythm of the prismatic-haired girl fucking her.

"I mean if you want any of my seed on your face, you better get over here," Soarin explained.

"Oh...Rainbow...please give me...unngh...a couple of minutes...to get a facial," Luna begged.

"Sure. Anything for you," said Rainbow Dash with unbridled lust in her eyes. "Lemme get thish thing outta you."

As Rainbow pulled the massive dong out of the younger of the two school officials, Celestia and Glacier shifted around so that Soarin could slide out from underneath. Luna and Celestia both knelt down on the floor in front of the blue-skinned young man.

"Do you have enough for both of them?" Glacier asked as he stroked his condom-covered cock.

"I should. I ain't jacked off in over a week," Soarin replied with a grin. "Fuck...it's coming...you guys ready?"

Luna and Celestia both nodded and opened their mouths in anticipation of the hot, salty seen that was about to be released.

"Okay...unngh...I'm cumming...fuck I'm cumming hard." No sooner those words left his mouth, multiple ropes of cum began to erupt from his prick. He turned side-to-side with each spurt so that the older women could get an even amount. After ten powerful shots left his cock, he collapsed onto the couch, allowing the rest of his seed to drip onto the cushion.

"You okay Shoarin?" Rainbow asked, handing him a fresh bottle of cider.

Soarin gasped for air as he recovered from his orgasm. "Yeah. Thanks. I'm just...not used...to cumming...that hard," Soarin replied.

"It was shortly after that that I passed out," Soarin said. "You mentioned something about going to the bedroom so there would be more room to impregnate everyone."

"IMPREGNATE?! Seriously?"

"That's what you said on the video Dash showed me this morning before she left."

Author's Note

Part two will be up soon and will finish the tale of what happened the night before.

Chapter 3, Part 2

"You wouldn't happen to have the video in question, would you?" Glacier said, extremely annoyed.

"No, but you do," Soarin replied. "She sent it to you by Bluetooth after she showed it to me."

"Why not text it?"

Soarin handed Glacier his phone. "When you see the length of it, you'll know why."

Glacier unlocked his phone and proceeded to access the file in question. His eyes nearly bulged out of his head when he saw the length.

"Thirty-three minutes?!"

Soarin chuckled. "You weren't active the whole time but you sure had all three of them shouting your name."

Glacier face-palmed and shook his head. I don't believe this, he thought.

"So are you gonna watch it or not?" asked Soarin. "It's good fapping material. Especially-"

"Ahhh," Glacier interrupted, "I think I'll just watch it on my own."

"You want a sock?"

Glacier smacked his best friend with one of his pillows. "Oh fuck off," he said with a small laugh as Soarin got up to leave.

"Soarin?" asked Glacier as he shook his unconscious friend. "Hey, bro! Get up!"

Celestia - whose face was still covered in cum - grabbed Glacier by the shoulder. "I think he's out for the night."

A small grin appeared on Glacier’s face. "How about we take this to my bedroom?"

Luna, Celestia and Rainbow Dash all shrugged their shoulders and agreed to it. As they stumbled up the stairs, Glacier remarked, "Ya know, if these rubbers don't hold up, I'm gonna end up impregnating all three of you."

"It wouldn't be the first time my sister got knocked up while drunk," Luna quipped.

"Fuck you, Luna," Celestia shot back.

"I like that shuggestion," Rainbow said off-camera before tripping over her feet; sending her cell phone flying.

"You would," Luna said as Rainbow Dash set up her phone to catch as much action as possible.

Glacier, stroking his cock to keep it hard, interrupted the three women and asked what they wanted.

"I think Tia needs to eat my snatch as payment for keeping Glacier and his meat stick to herself," Luna said with a huge grin.

"Fine then. Glacier, you can finish what you started downstairs," Celestia requested.

"Fine by me," he replied. "Rainbow? What are you planning?"

Rainbow Dash just smirked and shrugged her shoulders as everyone else positioned themselves for the impending coitus.

Luna layed down with her back against the headboard. Once she was comfortable, her sister crawled between her legs and began to gently suck on Luna's clit. This left Celestia nearly flush with the foot of the where Glacier lined up his hard prick. No one, however, had noticed that Rainbow Dash had left the room and gone downstairs.

"Dude, you're really jerking off to a homemade porno of yourself?" Soarin asked as he peeked back in Glacier’s bedroom.

Glacier paused his stroking and answered, "Not really to myself. More like the incest between Celestia and Luna."

Soarin let out a chuckle. "Told you it was good fapping material. Have you gotten to the first good part?"

"I don't know. What is it?"

"Oh…you'll see…" Soarin laughed as he exited the room again.

So I'll know the good parts, huh? thought Glacier as he unpaused the video.

"Oh Tia. Work that bean," Luna moaned while her sister flicked her tongue on Luna's clit.

Celestia's response was muffled because of her enjoyment of Luna smooth muff. Moments later she had to adjust her eating out because her entire body had begun to sway back and forth as Glacier started pounding her pussy. As the elder sister was able to get a steady motion with her tongue gliding smoothly in Luna slit with each thrust of her lover's cock.

Glacier bent forward so that he could massage Celestia's oversized, leaking breasts. The contact from his fingers rubbing her sensitive nipples began to send her toward her second orgasm of the night.

"Oh Celestia that feels awesome," Glacier moaned as his nutsack started to tighten signaling his own climax.

It was around this time, however, that Rainbow Dash reappeared on camera. She had a freshly opened bottle of cider in her hand, a condom on her strap-on, and the evilest grin on her face that anyone could ever make. She slowly snuck up behind Glacier, took a huge swig of cider, then plunged the rubber dick into his exposed ass.

"RAINBOW! WHAT THE FUCK?!" shouted Glacier at the top of his lungs.

"I told you thish thing wash ready for any pusshy or assh," she said as she began thrusting the rainbow-colored dick inside him.

"You...oh fuck I'm cumming...could've asked…"

"Yeah, but you probably would've shed no."

"Of course I would have," Glacier complained. "That's supposed to be an 'exit only' hole."

"Well, it'sh a point of entry now," Rainbow laughed as she continued to fuck Glacier’s sore, virgin ass.

Glacier’s slowly deflating cock withdrew from Celestia's pussy in between thrusts from Rainbow Dash. "Um, Celestia?" Glacier said nervously. "You might wanna see this."

Celestia stopped licking her sister to look over her shoulder. "Holy shit, Rainbow Dash. I never 'pegged' you as one to be interested in pegging."

"That's not what I was referring to. Take a look at my cock."

Celestia shifted her attention to the flaccid member flopping in rhythm and saw that the tip of it was exposed through the end of the condom. "Well...I guess my son is going to have a brother or sister," she said nonchalantly.

"I guess so. Dash, can I please have my body back so I can rest for a few minutes?"

Rainbow responded by making a deal to be the next one to be fucked when he was ready to go to which Glacier agreed.

Glacier paused the video again and rubbed his rear-end. "No wonder my butt hurts. She was bottoming out with that thing," he muttered to himself. "This feels both weird and wrong to be jacking off to myself being fucked in the ass by a lesbian."

"Hey, G! Did you blow your load yet?" Soarin called from downstairs.

"Oh shut up!" Glacier shouted back.

He then shook his head, grabbed ahold of his cock, and hit play.

Celestia and Luna shifted around so that Celestia was lying on her back with her head on Glacier’s pillow. Luna then straddled her head - facing toward the foot of the bed - and lowered herself down to Celestia's waiting mouth. As Luna finished getting comfortable on her older sister's face, Rainbow spread Celestia's legs wide, scooped up some of Glacier’s leaking cum with the tip of her rubber dick, and pushed about seven inches of it - as well as all the cum still in Celestia's love canal - toward the white-skinned woman's cervix.

"Shit, Dash. You're gonna make sure Celestia gets knocked up," Glacier said as his prick began to harden once again.

"Shomebody hash to do it," Dash remarked as she made very slow, deliberate thrusts.

"What's that mean?" Celestia asked, muffled.

Grinning wildly, Rainbow replied, "Glacier ain't the only one with a pregnant fetish. I heard leshbian shex with a chick that'sh preggersh ish fucking hot." She turned to Glacier. "That thing ready yet?"

"Yeah. Just lemme get a rubber."

"Don't bother. I'm on the pill," Dash told him as she gave one last thrust into Celestia.

Chapter 2

“Fuck you, Copper!” shouted Glacier as he pushed himself up off the floor. “I've had enough of you using me as your personal punching bag. I missed my entire childhood because of you. What few friends I had could never come over to our house. I had to make up excuses to miss birthday parties so much that I no longer got invited to them. Hell, I couldn't even play outside because of the bruises that you gave…”

Glacier didn't get to finish after getting another left fist to his face, knocking him back down. “I didn't give you any bruises. You earned them for being such a shitty child. If you listened to me, I wouldn't have had to discipline you the way I did,” Copper shouted back as he kicked his son in the ribs. “Just because you're graduating soon doesn't make you a man. You'll never be a man because no woman would want to fuck a worthless piece of shit like you.”

A smile appeared on Glacier’s face as he rubbed his cheek. “You're right. Graduating from high school doesn't make me a man. Facing my fears and properly dealing with them is the first step,” said Glacier. “And now, after fourteen years of your drunken bullshit, I’m ready to overcome them.”

The next thing Copper Shine knew he was laying on the floor. Glacier had reached back and hit him straight in his left temple and now had him pinned to the floor. “I've got scars on my all over my body from where you threw hot pans at me,” Glacier told him as he punched his father in the face. “I've got shoulder problems.” Another punch. “I've got a permanent limp.” Another blow. “I have trouble remembering shit.” Another blow, this one to the bridge of the nose. “And it’s… all… because of… you!”

After four more hits to the face, Copper was unconscious with a bloody nose. Glacier opened his fists and looked at his hands that were shaking violently. As the adrenaline slowly wore off, he became overwhelmed with a cocktail of emotions and thoughts.

What have I done? he thought as he got up off of his father. I… I just beat my own father into unconsciousness. But it's okay, right? I mean, he abused me for fourteen years, so this one time is okay.

As he continued to rationalize his actions, a powerful, stray thought worked its way into Glacier’s head. “Shit! He can have me arrested for battery when he wakes up,” he said, panicking. “I gotta get out of here.”

He ran to his bedroom and began packing some clothes in a duffle bag. About halfway through his packing, he shot Soarin a text asking him to pick him up at the park down the street. He hurried to the front door and took one last look at the man that ruined his life before making his way to the park.

“You okay, G?” Soarin asked as Glacier got in the truck. “Your whole body is fucking shaking.”

“Y-yeah, I, um, just got into another fight with Copper again,” Glacier answered hesitantly.

“It must have been one hell of a fight. I've never picked you up…” Soarin trailed off momentarily after realizing that Glacier had tossed a bag in the back of the truck. “Dude, did you toss a duffel bag in the bed of the truck?”

Glacier nodded as he stared at the knuckles of his right hand. Two of them had blood on them; his father's blood. The sight of it started to make his stomach churn as what happened about twenty minutes earlier had finally set in.

“S-Soarin? Can you stop the truck a moment?” Glacier asked shakily.

“Sure. You're not looking too good, G,” Soarin said as he pulled the truck off to the side of the road. “Do you need to go to the hospital?”

Instead of answering, Glacier literally jumped out of the truck and emptied his stomach contents on the ground. After a minute or two of throwing up, Glacier sat down on the ground being careful to avoid his vomit. Soarin squatted down in front of him so they could talk eye to eye.

“G, what's going on? This isn't normal for you,” Soarin asked with concern. “You didn't kill your old man, did you?”

Glacier wiped his mouth and tried keeping the churning in his stomach still long enough to answer. “No, I didn't kill him but I… I beat him… senseless until…” Glacier paused while he gave in to the demands of his stomach and threw up again.

“Until what?”

Wiping his mouth once more, he finished, “I gave him a bloody nose. After that, something inside me snapped and I just kept punching him in the face until he was unconscious.”

Soarin blinked a few times, unsure of what to say. His friend had beat the shit out of his father after years of abuse. “I, uh, well, that's, um, interesting,” Soarin said awkwardly.

Glacier looked at his best friend with sadness in his eyes. “Soarin, what am I gonna do? I won't be able to graduate.”

“What do you mean?” Soarin asked. “Of course you'll graduate. You've got the best grades in school, only behind Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle.”

“Soarin, I'm gonna be in fucking jail for this,” Glacier fretted as they got back in the truck.

“Dude if you haven't gotten arrested for banging the principal, I highly doubt you'll be in a jail cell for this,” Soarin reassured.

“You really think so?”

Soarin laid his right hand on Glacier’s shoulder as they drove off and said, “As much as he's beaten you over the last decade, all you have to do is claim self-defense and you're home free.”

“You sure?”

“Positive.”

The next morning there was a sharp knock on the front door of Soarin’s apartment. A minute later, Glacier heard Soarin call for him. A wave of panic swept through him as his fear from the day before took hold. He slowly made his way to the door, trying to think of what he was going to tell whoever wanted to talk to him.

“Mr. Spring?” the policeman asked as Glacier stepped outside.

“Y-yes?”

“My name is Sgt. Windstorm. I have a warrant for your arrest on charges of assault and battery,” the policeman said as he produced the document which was attached to a clipboard.

“I… I knew it. I knew he… was going to have me arrested,” Glacier said as he began to get sick to his stomach.

Sgt. Windstorm reached behind his back and retrieved a pair of handcuffs, slipped the clipboard under his armpit and shackled Glacier’s wrists in the metal rings while reading him his legal rights. Glacier stared at the sidewalk as he limped toward the waiting police car, tears beginning to fill his eyes.

Windstorm tried making small talk with Glacier as they returned to the police station but all he got in return was silence. The young man in the backseat sat there with tears rolling down his cheeks and no way to wipe them off because his hands were behind his back.

By the time they arrived at the police station, the collar of his shirt had become damp from the tears that run down his face and neck. “You okay, son?” Windstorm asked as he helped his prisoner out of the car.

“No. I can't believe how crooked you… bastards are,” Glacier said as anger slowly began to replace the panic and fear he felt earlier. “I've been getting abused my entire life by my asshole father. I've tried having him arrested for it but you all said I needed evidence. Now I finally stick up for myself and I'm the one who gets arrested.”

Windstorm paused to look at Glacier and respond to his rant. “Listen, Mr. Spring. Your father didn't call us. Someone else did. When we arrived at the scene, your father was still unconscious and bleeding from the nose and mouth.”

Glacier pursed his lips, took a deep breath and lit into Windstorm with another verbal tirade. “So you assholes will believe some drunk motherfucker when he wakes up in the emergency room. You looked at me square in the face at Soarin’s house and didn't ask one question about where I got my black eye, the bruise on my left cheek and swollen lip. What in the literal fuck?”

“Mr. Spring, I am going to remind you that everything you say can be used against you.”

“Use it against me, I don't give a fuck. I've gotten permanent injuries from that drunken bastards that all my neighbors turned a blind eye to and the times they did care, the police took his word that I got hurt while I was playing.” He was glad that he was handcuffed at the moment, for Sgt. Windstorm’s sake, because if he wasn't, he would've easily attacked the policeman. “And I remember you were one of the crooked bastards that did nothing

Windstorm took note of the daggers in Glacier’s eyes. There was something about them that actually struck a minute amount of fear in the seasoned officer. He does have a point. I did visit that house once a few years ago and just took his word. I probably wouldn't be booking this young man right now if I had called Child Protection Services.

“So are you going to book me and allow me a phone call or make me wait until I've served my sentence?” Glacier said disrespectfully. “Its bad enough you, the rest of the police and my so-called father ruined my life and now I'm stuck here for sticking up for myself. Let's just get this over with.”

“I technically can't allow you to make a phone call until after the judge sets your bail but I'm going to make an exception due to your, ahem, situation,” Windstorm told him.

Glacier, still angry, breathed a small sigh of relief. I hope she's available.

“Yo, Soarin! What's going on?!” Rainbow Dash shouted as she pounded on his front door. “Soarin! Answer the damn door!”

Soarin finally answered the door, noticeably shaken from the events earlier in the day. “We need to talk, Dash,” he said frantically.

“Okay… but I didn't realize we were dating,” she quipped.

“Not that kind of talk, smart-ass. Glacier got hauled off the fuzz a couple hours ago,” he said as he dragged her inside the house.

“Wait! Glacier? That shy kid you chill with? What for?”

It was then that Soarin realized that he’d have to break the promise that he made to his longtime friend. “Glacier beat the shit out of his dad yesterday. He stayed with me last night and this morning they arrested him.”

“Uh, so why did he do that?”

Here goes nothing. Sorry, G. Soarin thought before spending the next ten minutes telling Rainbow Dash about Glacier’s plight.

“So lemme get this straight. Is his dad a child-abusing drunk?”

Soarin nodded his head.

“Why the hell isn't that douchebag behind bars?”

“Glacier told me that they would never do anything unless he could provide actual evidence; not just scrapes and bruises,” Soarin replied. “Glacier almost had gotten the evidence yesterday before his father found the hidden camera.”

“And that’s what started their boxing match yesterday?”

“I think so.”

“So what do you wanna do?”

Soarin thought a moment. “Let’s get ahold of Principal Celestia. She’s the only person besides me that he trusts.”

Rainbow Dash tilted her head in confusion. “Why is she the only other person beside you that he trusts?”

“Swear you won't tell anyone this.”

“Sure. Okay.”

“He’s been fucking her at school in the locker room and in the pool.”

Rainbow stared at him with a blank look on her face. “Him… and Principal Celestia… in the pool…?” she said in disbelief. “You mean to tell me that he’s been jizzing in the water that I compete in?!”

“I don't know all the details, okay?” Soarin said as feelings of regret began to fill his mind. “All he told me was that he’s been banging her for about a month and a half and that those were the two places they were getting it on at.”

A sly smile formed on Rainbow’s face. “I guess I have to be more careful when I get myself off in the pool after practice from now on. I highly doubt I’d be any good as a pregnant swimmer.”

“Dash, you do know the chlorine… wait! You masturbate in the pool after practice?”

“Duh, doesn't everybody?”

“Not to my knowledge. I mean, I never have,” Soarin said.

“You should try it sometime. Especially right against one of the water jets. I get some of my best orgasms-”

“Alright, alright. I get it. Public masturbation in the school swimming pool is the shit but talking about it isn't helping Glacier,” Soarin interrupted.

“You started it.”

“Fine. Whatever. Let’s just get ahold of Principal Celestia. Okay?”

“Hello? Celestia’s phone, Luna speaking.”

“Vice-Principal Luna? This is Soarin. Is Celestia there?”

“She is actually indisposed at the moment. May I take a message?” Luna replied.

“It’s kind of important. You see, my friend, Glacier Spring, got arrested a couple hours ago. I was hoping Celestia could help him out.”

Luna thought for a moment. “Well, Celestia is currently in the delivery room right now but I'll see what I can do.”

“When did she go into labor?”

“It was shortly before sunrise. I don't think I've ever been roused from my slumber in that manner in my life,” Luna said.

Soarin whispered something to Rainbow Dash that Luna was unable to make out over the phone before returning to speak with her. “Do you know if Celestia will be able to do anything for him?”

“Regarding his current situation, no. But in a week or two she may be able to start fucking him in her office again,” Luna replied.

“How did you know?”

“Please… do you think Glacier is the first senior student that Celestia has gotten laid by? She's been doing it for years,” Luna told him. “Tell you what, I'll let her know what's going on and in the meantime, I’ll wait for Glacier’s phone call so I can post his bail.”

“That sounds good. Thanks, Vice-Principal Luna.”