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Sell Me A Lemon

by Impossible Numbers
Lemon Hearts is not the nicest of ponies. She's a liar, a braggart, and a tearaway; those are her GOOD points. Seeing her more successful friends at the next school reunion, however, makes her wonder where her life went wrong. And who else to blame.

Lemon Hearts says she works at the palace. Lemon Hearts says a lot of things, only in the wonderful world of Equestria, there's a limit to how explicit her curse words can get.

She's not a passionate musician like Lyra, or a star-struck scientist like Twinkleshine. Sure as sugar she ain't no Princess of Friendship. Feeling like the one rotten fruit in a rich and healthy bushel cramps her style. At least, it would if she had any.

Soon, Lemon Hearts decides to do what she should have done a long time ago, when she'd otherwise been busy with her highly amusing and rebellious wealth redistribution activism (a.k.a. shoplifting). She decides to find out where she went wrong. Or wronger, at least.

And if she can earn some money out of it.

And whether or not her friends can help. Or, more likely, need help.

Everyone
On Hiatus
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Drama
Comedy
 
TLLST

18001 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

6 Chapters:

  1. A Fruit Salad, Full of Nuts 2018-02-26 23:02:47 UTC
    2619
  2. Bittersweet Truth 2018-02-26 23:02:18 UTC
    3129
  3. Breaking and Entering for Family-Friendly Life Lessons 2018-02-26 23:00:41 UTC
    3240
  4. Port? I Don't Mind If I Do 2018-02-28 22:00:53 UTC
    3345
  5. The More You Travel, The Less You Change 2018-03-06 22:02:54 UTC
    2501
  6. Bedside Manners 2018-03-07 21:39:36 UTC
    3167